The Expendables 2 Teaser Trailer - In Cinemas Summer 2012

[KingCuervo88]

If Chuck Norris does indeed force this into a PG-13 movie.... I will burn that mutha fucka to the ground

[DavidxLinkan]

4 reasons why i whant to see this movie

1. Arnie

2. Stallone

3. lots of guns

4. all the amazing action actorns in this :D

[pedrameke]

Arnold said he would be back, so you see HE DIDENT LIE!!!!

[42turk42]

1: Jason Statham

2: Jet Li

3: Sylvester Stallone

reasons i will watch this movie

[TheTheone3420]

@neverforget12317. Go suck a dick Bruce lee can whoop Norris ass in a movie, real life and in heaven. Bruce lee was a man before his time. The man was so fast cameras where to slow for his movement. Gay Norris has made expendables PG 13.

[TheTheone3420]

@neverforget12317

[117Jorn]

I think we just found out how the world ends in 2012, everyone will die of excitement at how awesome this movie is going to be.

[117Jorn]

Ok, I loved the first one...but this one i have to say looks F**KING EPIC! CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FTW!

[OfficiAleXD]

Fatality Brutality XD

[FinalFantasy773]

Whoever thought this up is just genius... Bravo.

[PrimeFan101]

If only Bruce lee was alive to be in this movie

[galept]

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME!!! FINALLY!!!

[Flaitesexy]

jizz in my anus

[kingsalar1]

@Flaitesexy errrrr man

[kablammywammy]

Omg omg omg!!! EPIC! The only thing missing is the original badass, Clint Eastwood!!! :'(

[SONOFRAJA]

i need new pants everytime i watch this

[firefist91]

What the hell, my pants got all sticky out of nowhere.

[KyleCook316]

Is this everyone's movie dream come true or what?...

[xcbpxfilmsx]

i just jizz in my pants

[sk8boardn101]

THUMBS FOR VAN DUMB ...AND FUCK NORRIS

[xPLDxPunisher]

I got chills when Arnie showed up with that giant gun. Brought back so many memories...

[otogins]

they should make it 3hrs long at least..there's so many action superstars in here:)) and HOLY SHITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS !??? can't believe this guy still alive LOL

[Metrionix]

This movie is going to be 140% better than the first.

[bluemonkey223]

I love how every action hero, minus couture and crew are over 40. yet we still are pissing our pants to see them blow stuff up. I Love America!!!

[Xyberfaust]

If I showed this video to a group of women, they would all be pregnant and have a baby in 7 days.

[THEREALLYCRAZYGUYS]

if only bruce lee was still alive to kick chucks ass in place...

[civwarfan]

I love how everyone is shitting themselves over Chuck Norris!

[TanWeiHou]

awesome

[mrjohnjo10]

this movie will end in about 5mins chuck norris will just look at the enimies and they will drop dead

[xBountyyy]

chuck mother fucking norris!

[LittleMissPsychotic]

...Ch--chuck...norris...Oh my fucking Jesus, this movie is going to destroy the world O.O

[spandau77]

LOUD NOISES AND OLD PEOPLE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[crow0314]

Chuck Norris!!!

[silentroom82]

all in the family!

[makeupbygloria]

holy crap omg omg omg i can't fucking wait

[BigChiefCris]

Van Mother Fucking Damme! <3

[20GATE91]

All the Characters from the first film and this one is a representation of Chuck Norris personalities.

[fryman202]

Why is the guy from the last song in this? I know he is gale in the hunger games but why is he in this movie? Is it because his brother is thor?

[fryman202]

Wj

[AyoBingo]

Im afraid to watch this movie for fear of getting up while watching it...

[DethMagnetik]

0:52 "I'll be back"

[SillySmacked]

Chuck Norris is hopefully back from WoW comercials.

[MSIceWiz]

Guys, no competition here, if Chuck Norris is on the Expendables' crew, stallone and his guys can sit out while Chuck Norris stares at people as they combust to millions of pieces, if he's on Bruce's side... then stallone's fucked

[BiGZaY20]

Yall should listen to my song "Neverland" .. It should be Top 40 :) --> /watch?v=ETjoUofPoCs

[chikanomen1]

Chuck Fucking Norris.

[omgfwtfbbqdairyqueen]

Holy motherfucking super mecha death christ i shit my pants of the awesomeness and bad-ass-ness in this teaser alone.

[DionLaurent1]

FUCK! They had to bring chuck norass in this.

[juniorloc]

My testicles just exploded from watching this

[areallylongassname2]

YEAH BUDDAY

[NutCrackerr97]

Aww If Only Bruce Lee Was Still With Us ;(

[mpkio]

Schwarzenegger! FUCK YES!!!!

[TheMrKralle]

No its hemsworth brother :/ .. Dont know why they pict him? Hope he is as good as his brother!

[TheTheone3420]

Why do people luv Chuck Norris Bruce lee already whooped this guys ass!!!

[Slayerx337]

@TheTheone3420 It was a movie..

[brestevam]

@TheTheone3420 and which one of the 2 is still alive? Bruce Lee paid the price... XD

[neverforget12317]

@TheTheone3420

Shut the fuck up before i get chuck Norris to whoop your ass

plus that was just a movie

[cicsimo]

@TheTheone3420 check out his achievements through life....Thats why they like him hes broken world records,and he was a karate world Champion

[KingdomSlayah]

@TheTheone3420 No one makes Bruce Lee jokes because Bruce Lee is no joke.

[DCNCIDER]

Van Damn was I thought originally offered the part that ended up going to Lungdren in the first one. Also JCVD did the vioce for the Croc kung fu character in Kung Fu Panda 2

[Grock123]

chris hemsworth is in this too?

[CrimsonJax88]

Who else got a testosteron overload and smacked his pc screen after seeing this trailer?

[SenseiDonGraham]

Van Damme? LoL thought he was dead!

[edgardotcom]

all i needed to know was arnold schwartzenegger and chuck norris

[88Ramone]

Holy shit!! The greatist action cast ever!!

[soiled]

Hemsworth too? when did he get in this? wow, this thing is gonna be awesome.

[Mask23232]

JCVD!!! WE MISSED YOU IN THE PREVIOUS MOVIE!!

[ShiftJay08]

Hell yeah Governator ftw!

[AkbarGul]

Wow the cast is 100% people who I looked up to during my childhood.

[DerT0d]

i almost screamed like a little girl when i thought about that this is really happening

[FVK5o2]

Chuck MOTHER FUCKIN Norris !!!!

[nozst0ke]

now all we need is steven seagal to wrap this up with a pretty little bow

[gutoharter]

One thing is for sure: they're not killing of Chuck Norris. 'Cause if they did, theb universe would cease to exist.

[edwardthedrummer1]

Chuck norris is gonna murder everyone!

[LuisIsHere91]

ULTIMATE BRO-MOVIE!!!!

[mestido]

omg all the old dudes!!!

Can not wait!

[mikachuutme]

missing jackie chan mother fuckers



[PanzerNils]

The last one sucked assholes, i watched it only because of the amount of muscles they had in it but now a sequal? damn you director...

[jespersschmidt]

@PanzerNils You must be a girl then, no guy could NOT like The Expendables.

[mark18709]

Can't wait for this movie¡!¡

[PAClVlAN]

transformers sound at 0:30

[LazgomaN1]

@PAClVlAN you know so little about movies, dont you?

[PAClVlAN]

@LazgomaN1 the fuck are u talking about? after transformers ive seen like 5 trailers with the same shit, idk how that means i know little about movies

[Migu3lCald3ron]

ohhh my gggoooood.

[eddieklown]

My favorite part was "and Schwarzenegger"!

[PreviouslyOnLost16]

All of the Action stars in one movie? My dream has come true...

[diabeticderek]

Holy crap, what's the budget on this movie? Whatever it is, you know like 99% of it is to pay the actors! Looks epic! And correction: Chuck Norris didn't join the Expendables, the Expendables joined Chuck Norris!

[IAmSamThatIAM]

@diabeticderek I love your comment! That is sooooo freaking funny.

[SteveStalker86]

BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[albertben]

van damme!

[stubager123]

chuck norris looks the most bad ass out of the all and he only takes his glasses off

[baldrickthefifth]

i love how li is the only one that doesn't need a weapon to look badass

[kazuya246]

This is gonna be awesome. VAN DAMMME ! Its too bad he will probably be a bad guy.

[SuperPvtJose]

We are lucky to see this trailer because Chuck Norris allows us to watch it.

[messi78910]

oh why didnt they get justin beiber in the film , at least there would be a chick.

[EzioCreed50]

All my film heroes in one movie!

[AzianTheAverage]

Chuck Norris didn't join the Expendables, Chuck Norris IS the Expendables!

[EyEnOtgAy]

did i just see schwarzenegger yippie ki yay bruce willis?

[sunpreet93]

press 7 for quick and easy awesome!

[robzombie676]

schwarzenegger + gun = HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED HIM :D

[tom4cfc123]

movie buzz 400!!!

[minigooshey]

fuck yeah

[suicideking302]

Fuck yeah!!!

[deadishspaceien]

you mean arni is actually gonna do shit? i may watch this

[seanh1988]

Wow fuck yes

[cargena]

when i saw Chuck Norris guess what I got in the knee! yes you guessed an arrow!

[Shadowkid229]

Correction, that was Chuck Norris on vacation.

[solvino]

i came buckets...

[FiNaLKarTeL]

all this movie needs now is donnie yen and we can call it complete in terms of ass kicking

[errix62]

Schwarzenegger with a gun in his hand, THANK YOU!

[hrishikeshd1978]

Freakinnn awesome!!!

[hrishikeshd1978]

Freakin Awesome!!!!!!!!!

[AwesomelyAwsome]

I won't give a crap about this series till they get the greatest man who ever lived: CLINT EASTWOOD

[UPCWhore1]

looks so much better than the first one already

[IndeclineKills]

this is gonna be nigger good

[Jankolli]

*Insert manly joke here*

[kmcclintock06]

Chuck Norris is that the end..... and kills every one O.0

[2obsessedWithHIEI]

Statham and Li...what more could a girl possibly need from this movie ^_^

[masguapoako]

where's Waldo?

[crewslol]

Is it ok for me to faint from the epicness of this movie!!!!!!!!

[BlackFox48]

If your a guy, you will grow a third testicle after seeing this movie.

[LilAjaka]

norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­ris

[darknewday4d]

wow

[EricXNgu]

Norris looks like Captian Price

[CasusUniversum]

:O

[milten09]

the ammount of memes with chuck norris after this movie ...cant wait

[Darconda90]

It's a know fact that women get pregnant just by watching this.

[Antwon627]

Ooh yea!!

[roflmfaoball]

Correction. Chuck Norris was not in the movie. He was just walking to the supermarket when they filmed him.

[JoshTruff]

@roflmfaoball bowfinger style

[DavidGlennErazo]

@roflmfaoball HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that was by far one of the best Chuck Norris FACTS i have ever read!!!!

[dclipe]

@roflmfaoball buuuuuuuahahahahahahahahahahah­a. funniest shit I've read in a long while

[Fir3fly798]

Soooo badass. Gonna see it, don't care.

[MJMfilming]

Movie buzz?

[supersayin1]

HELLL YES!!!!!

[digitalrbn]

chuck norris pays the price of the movie lol

[argonoch]

van dam and chuck norris? oh hell yeah!

and hopefully arnie will have a bigger role in this one too



[CasusUniversum]

@argonoch yeah last time he was still a governor, I think. But I doubt he will have too big a roll or else they would have featured him more prominently.

[DarthNihilus863]

Damn!!!

[07Vikash]

This is how i remember movie heroes .......before fuckin Twilight.

[drache108]

I love u LionsGate

[RoflStomp13]

the action was sub par in the first one, which is disappointing considering the cast, the acting and scripting was below even the worst arnold schwarzanegar movie.

[Skydivingkittens]

VAN DAME!?!?!?! NO WAY! SO EXCITED!!! AHHHH

[nutt18isback]

:D

[adrian2004tgm]

holy sht cant wait for this

[zombiekilla464]

Chuck Norris.

[blackhelm109]

Jizz



[Larryboyfan09]

i have a funny feeling that if they make another one that liam neeson will be in it....

[JWUniverse]

I think I just had a Epic Nerd Gizz!!!.

[OmegaPisces]

Expendables 2: Chuck Norris does all the work while everyone else takes a nap -_-

[mafiaosobob]

... again really? I think the first time was more then enough...

[silverhawkroman]

First movie sucked ass, the actors were great, and the action somewhat, but storywise, character depth (except for stallone) and narration sucked.

I hope they up it up at least a notch on this one, filling it with good ol' mindless action, adventure and they fix the damn story!!!

[cris178Zune]

@silverhawkroman hey having all these actors means explosions not story not romantic comedies but good old stbbing in the neck

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@silverhawkroman I agree. The action and the fact all the big action stars were in it was a good concept and premise for a movie. But it's like they just said, fuck it we have the biggest action stars ever we don't need a story.

[murasasme]

@ISetYourFaceOnFire and acording to box office they did not needed a story

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

@murasasme yep. for this one...arnold and norris in the same movie. O_O

[dannydevil19]

Those who don't like this movie,, they can't call themself a real MAN!

[thebadassjoshuaroca]

Vhuck Norris and Arnold in the same movie.... C====3 YESH!!!!! :p

[hermosapeach]

Schwarzenegger said I'll be back and he sure is...

[Roboman60]

there better be a round house kick from chuck norris in this movie.

[idlerocker1337]

god damn!!!!

[jgkeys1995]

I grew a second dick just by watching this trailer.

Thumbs up to bring a old joke back.

[rezkat03]

this trailer is so full of win

[johndnumber3]

are you fucking kidding me??? i got jizz all over my fucking computer

[XEJ21]

480p we meet again 

[TheRajunCajun92]

Thor's gonna be in this too?! :D

[MrBananaskillz]

@TheRajunCajun92 Nope it's liam hemsworth not chris hemsworth!

[SaNtOsLeOsTv]

they better make chuck a complete badass