The Portuguese Christmas Song

[AlexCSScity]

Cu = Ass

[LEGOCOLLECTER206]

James franco-harry osborne!

[Skibble5150]

BTW, you guys forgot Nuno Bettencourt! Killer Portugese for sure!

[danielantunespt]

02:06 NICE CUUUUUUUU XD

[igotuaddictedxx]

you guys need to make a "sh*t Portuguese people say".. that would be hilarious!

[JWX1009]

@igotuaddictedxx Oh that would be funny!

[XxXZedSlayer13XxX]

He's got a vovo

[berlin286]

I though i was portuguese untill i heard this. I must speak some other language because i sure need subtitles.

[Micaela12313]

@berlin286 WIN.

[inb4dalock]

what is a shata?



[outofthegutter]

@inb4dalock Just another word for stubborn or annoying...or both. :)

[LeoCastelo92]

@inb4dalock lol its chata and yeah it means stubborn/annoying

[blackNwhite2008]

simplesmente genial. saudações São Jorge Açores

[outofthegutter]

@lovejim77 we are in Newark this March!

[acamboia1]

@LindaQ79 yeah Perry comes from pereira at least it does in my family

[FRDEIGER]

@acamboia1 Or Perry can come from Peres. When it's changed to an anglicized version it is done to avoid ethnic prejudice.

[nbopen1]

a wife Martha? d'ya mean  Maria

[virtualsnake1994]

@nbopen1 marta, without the h! thats a portuguese name.

[LindaQ79]

Katty Perry is like 1/4 Portuguese or something I looked it up. Perry isn't a Portuguese last name anyway only happens that Katie Perry and the Perry guy from Aerosmith and my friend Tiffany Perry are all Portuguese..mere coincendence...The perry men like Portuguese Women, apparantly..

[cylecthomas]

hahaha, this is so true. You made my Christmas. but you should have represented Porto~ a far superior team.

[GuitarDude12100]

O meu amigos eu sou portugues tebem but i don't speak it all the time.

[Merline10433]

Joey, Katie Perry is not related to Goldie Hawn......Kate Hudson the actress is Goldie Hawn's daughter. Katie Perry the sing is part Portuguese on her mom's side...just thought I would clear that up for ya...but it is a funny song..

[acamboia1]

I am a Perry just like Joe Perry our name was changed when my grandpa came to america I sure wish it was still pereira

[LindaQ79]

@acamboia1 Perry comes from Pereira? I didn't know that...

[cybermyth21]

You left out David Lee Roth. He is more Portuguese than Katy Perry.

[PauloVNightlife]

Budweiser from a lata...Ohhhh Tio Mingosss haha...

[MyFunkyDesign]

I am Portuguese and I was born in Portugal and now I live in USA

[ThePanchorodrigues]

My father is going to love this. You forgot Maria De Madeiros (Pulp Fiction, Henry and June), but that's OK. Maybe there will be a second installment.

[Thehealingsprit]

I LOVE THIS SONG!! IT'S AWESOME!! I AM SUBBING YOU!! :D PLEASE SUB ME! IT'S SO AWESOME TO HEAR PORTUGESE MUSIC!! <3

[cpac22]

Slowly but surely we Portoogees are taking over the world!

[Humes1999]

David Lee Roth's paternal and maternal grandparents emigrated from Azores Islands, Portugal and Russia to Indiana

[rhyman72]

benfica

[dmatos85]

Keshia Chanté - Singer, songwriter, and actress

Joe Corvo - LA Kings (Hockey Player

Justin Azevedo - LA kings

Drew Doughty - half portuguese LA Kings

Nelly Furtado.....(really???) lol

Shawn Fernandes(not desman)

Danny Fernandes

Brian Melo

Sid Seixeiro - News TV Anchor for The Score Television Network.

[dmatos85]

Sean Paul - Portuguese/hawaiian mother-

Brooke Burke, Model/TV show host:Wild On (Portuguese-Jewish mother)-

Joe DeRita, "Curly Joe" of the Three Stooges-

Tom Hanks Mom Portuguese-

Keanu Reeves - Portuguese grandma-

Meredith Vieira- host of "who wants to be a millionaire-

Joe Perry - Aerosmith's lead guitarist is from Madeira.last name is really Pereira, but got changed when his family moved to the USA-

David Lee Roth - Portuguese grandma-

Jason Kapono fromthe Philadelphia 76ers-

[HeyImAlissa818]

Creesmash <3

[AjT1996]

George Bush... not portuguese!1

[jsilva973]

o pa quase mejei nas calcas.....COMEDY!!!!! ROFLMFAO

[TheForeignCanadian]

So true! Proud to be Portuguese-Canadian! 

[volcombmth]

aw yaa proud to be Portuguese :)

[jvieira3807]

OMFG!!!!! I just peed my cuakas!!!! This is the best Chreeshmas song ever!!! I love being a Portugee!!! Viva Portugal!!!!!

[AzoreanoStar21]

Haha. come back to winnipeg pa!

[Joey8353]

FYI - Katy Perry "is not" Portuguese. "Perry" is her stage name. Her real name is "Katy Hudson". She neededto change because there was all ready a "Kate Hudson" in Show Biz. And she is the daughter of actress "Goldie Hawn. But great video & song anyway.

[outofthegutter]

@Joey8353 Perry has German, Portuguese, Irish, and English ancestry. We knew she wasn't all Portuguese but we had to throw her in the song!

[ryu750]

Love the song love the video love your shows. BUT Brook Burke is like 10% Portuguese/ 50% Jewish. So she belongs to the Jewish people.

[natalie3281]

@ryu750

Where do you think the sefradi jews lived?? I'll tell you,they lived in Portugal and Spain so yes she is both. The Jews have a long history in Portugal, research it if you need too. Portugal para sempre :)

[shafta99]

i thought portuguese was a dog breed.

[jjsantiago95]

@shafta99 you sir are a douche :P

[Portugueseplayer17]

@shafta99 thought the same about ur mom ;)

[kingnildog]

2:15 BERMUDA !! I LOVE THIS SONG THERE A LOT OF PORTUGUESE PEOPLE HERE IN BERMUDA FORCA OS PORTUGUESE

[RomanaOne]

To some some of you who ask if these people are portuguese. The answer is yes. They all are.

One funny thing.. I have lived in the USA for 42 years now, but every year I still travel to Cambridge Ma, 2 days before Christmas to pick up my queijadas de nata (yes in the Azores we call them queijadas) the lupini beans and the favas, make sure I by my bread, buy the Portuguese Cinnamon to top my Rice pudding... and yes every year I buy peugos,not only how many I need,but a few extra,just in case.

[k1albuquerque]

what's queijadas? aren't those pasteis de nata?



[mir8645]

You also forgot  John Philip Sousa

[cun245]

You guys forgot Nuno Bettencourt

[cun245]

1,400,000 Portuguese Americans, a country inside of a country

450,000 in Canada

Forca

Portugal

[acoriana82]

THIS SONG ROCKS LOVE IT !!!

[dwiz73]

you forgot Red Sox very own Dustin Pedroia and for Yankee fans Mark Tiexiera :)

[raytronic16]

Bora portugueses :D quem me dera ter participado nesta grande musica :D

[azore4life]

LOL this was great hillarious

[cheerleadingislyfe21]

Katy perry is Portuguese ?!?!?!?!?

[dwiz73]

@cheerleadingislyfe21 She is a portuguese by maternal side of things.

Katy Perry was born on October 25, 1984 in Santa Barbara, California, United States. The middle child of two pastors, she has an older sister and younger brother. Her Evangelical mother, Mary Hudson, who is of Portuguese descent, grew up in Southern California, and had "a tempestuous first marriage in Zimbabwe". Her father was a West Coast scenester in the 1960s.

[lovejim77]

Are you guys ever going to perform in Newark, NJ or NYC?

[sidcabral]

@wobchop99 columbus may not have been portuguese but when he needed sponsorship the portuguese said'shua buddy here is two boats,va cua jazuze'.england said'here is a boat,anything u find is ours'/those filho da putas

[shanny2299]

these guys are hilarious!

[wopchop99]

lmfao..cheers from little portugal, toronto! loved it!

[MelanieEtc]

Will be playing this at our chreeshmash eve gathering lol!!! awesome.

[poindexter81]

Hey Gitlgitl.... Why don't you go purchase a Portuguese bread with the egg in the middle, put it in the oven for a few and do like the warm apple pie in "American pie" the movie. Criticism is only constructive when it's coming from someone somewhat intelligent!!!!

[Dreia4497]

Omg I love this x)

So many people on Facebook are posting this.

[drina188]

yeah dont forget daniela ruah! and take the brazilian cachaça out pleaseeee!! add port wine instead or bagaço! :P and they're not queijadas de nata, they r pasteis de nata! and some historians say Christopher Columbus was portuguese! finished with the criticism ;P nice work and yes, nice cu ;D

[wopchop99]

@drina188 columbus definitely not portuguese lol, he was italian

[jrok2005]

Everybody want to be Portuguese?? More like the Portuguese want to be Italian!! Ha ha

[drina188]

@jrok2005 fuck u! ma che cazzo?!! vaffanculo ! xD u know u want to be portuguese!!! i'm portuguese and i love italians but i know for a fact italians love portuguese even more! oh yeahh! (go ronaldo!)

[gitlgitl]

Ya know you can BOTH JEWISH AND PORTUGUESE. I am Sephardi....some of my ancestors were named Guzman. Geezh guys open a book. And James Franco is JEWISH and PORTUGUESE.

[aluz412]

@gitlgitl Portuguese is an ethnicity, not a religion. Jewish is a religion, not an ethnicity!

[Dubstep508]

This is why I love being Portuguese!

[emlsox4life]

This is funny!!! Portuguese Christmas song!!!

[TheAnniearmas]

Loved it ... don´t forget Daniela Ruah from NCIS :)

Very funny!

[portfood11]

What a great video good work guys. Viva Portugal !!!!!

[pal280eur]

Forgot Tom Hanks!

[kalendaa]

The girl that have a nice "cu". Whats her name??

[nable1]

I laughed so hard...I wonder if those people really are portuguese???

[outofthegutter]

@nable1 Absolutely! In one way or another these people are of Portuguese descent!

[pal280eur]

@outofthegutter Forgot Tom Hanks!

[oRWAdano]

@outofthegutter Most are barley, but you had me with Cachaca then the beer for company "bud-wise-er" lol

[princesa20108]

@outofthegutter Im portuguese and brazilian and italian and we definetly open our presents at 12am on christmas eve lol and we do drink cachaca and eat nata tooo

[mrme1010101]

@nable1 Yea they are LOL :D

[sweetbaby4life]

@nable1 they are you can tell by the way they speak...

[nikkie3784]

@nable1 YES! They are actually ALL PORTUGUESE! & Some of the funniest guys I know!

[Weezergata]

This is cute and funny (especially if you are from the Azores) BUT WHY WHY WHY the Brazilian cachaça? You couldn't find any shots of some nice portuguese bagaço? nem me digas!

[outofthegutter]

@Weezergata It was the first one but we have love for Brazil so that's why we chose it :)

[oRWAdano]

@Weezergata Port Wine is the only thing we make good lol

[princesa20108]

@Weezergata the brazilian cachaca is good idk if its better then the Portuguese i never had the Portuguese so yeah lol

[SandraSophiaSA]

LOL!

[Lions3rg]

Wow this is a funny video. Didn't know we had a Portuguese Adam Sandler.

[dominiloso]

how cute

[u695373]

Love it! Best song ever!

[Tinaparadela1]

Dev the singer from Manteca California is Portuguese too ; )

[alfie7177]

WOW! You won't believe who's missing from this list:

Piper Perabo (father) ...

Joaquim de Almeida ...

Jesse Metcalfe (mother's side) ...

Jonathan Taylor Thomas (grandfather) ...

Jazella Moore (porn star/ born in Azores) ...

[pal280eur]

@alfie7177 Tom Hanks!

[sidcabral]

Aye pah,da cho_rico is 4 u

[thesouz77]

Hilarious! I always get puegas!

[vitoracores]

ISTO TA O MAXIMO! xD xD grande trabalho pah!!!

[voidShow]

Boa, boa! Epá e o ultimate warrior da WWF?

[sdasilva76]

That was too funny!!!  Nao sabia que havia tantos "Tugas" famosos :)

[lilfocx]

Adorei!!! Feliz Natal

[pdasilva02724]

Great Trabalho OutofGutter!

[melosimone]

LOVE IT!!! thanks!!!!!!!! I mean...orbrigado :)

[Mariolima007]

Did not know Reeves , Franco and Hanks are one of us.