Crysis - Retarded movement.

[grampo567]

AND DUS DERP WAS CRETAED

[razschi]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have 50 cents :)

[RyanSVK]

Wooow incretible resulotion :D 80x60? or less?

[SinerAthin]

roflmao

this is pure genious!

and aye, a pencil could've done a better job :)

[Draious]

what did you record this with? a pencil?

[darkplague170]

@Draious

A pencil would of a done better job lol...

The video was orginally uploaded in 240p before any HD options were added to youtube.

Not sure why it try's to play in 360p now because it just makes it worse :/

[Draious]

@darkplague170 ah, hehe I just tried watching it in 240 and its way better :S anyways cya

[bgpivoter]

Have you been doin' drooooougs?

[KingdomSieger]

i rofled so hard XDDDDDD

[Pfeffi30]

watch this witch 240p its best quality

[DutchManticore]

Hey wtf.. this video got fucked up!

The quality is horrible atm and when I watched it a while ago it looked much better.

Wtf?!

[Sbetsho]

He's the president of the ministry of silly walks.

[lightismystrength]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhAHAa­HAHaHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A!!

[m16a4grenader]

QUICK, SHOOT IT!

[Goodygums]

lolwut, 480p is worse than 360p on this vid.

[taitai907]

I can't even get 480p.

[F19991]

wow this is great ;P

[Citybust]

omfg i pissed myself xD

[Westy543]

It's like the Gmod Idiot Box.

[321MaZa123]

lol wtf :D that was hilarious!

[Duskrunner291]

jeese if that was real i would be scared crapless

[bluebug412]

lol, i love this video so much xD

[RiotYourFeelings]

lol, i'd be kinda scared if i saw that running towards me.

[Unlovedhero5]

lololol

[ZR3FR1K]

i cant stop laughing

[WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAP]

AHAHHAAA xD i almost pissed myself >.> xD

[El1tedude]

Guys: Try to laugh when your stomach is full, it is painful to laugh, I wish it wasn't so funny :D :D :D.

[DantoraMandova]

I did that before! I wish i recorded it. Idk how i did it though lol. And I wasn't in ogd mode... I jumped off a rock in the first level, editor, and i landed on a rock, and a boat passed, hit me, and i died. when i respawned, i didn't noticed, hten i went to 3rd person and was like, HOLY SHIT

[halo1crysis]

omg that is funny as heck!! nice vid man.

[grampo567]

LOL ROFL!!!!!!!

[z0reaper]

His other leg has been chopped off by the alien!!

[8RSA8]

lololololol

[judiccc]

In source there was such kinda bug xD

[skar3d]

How the game should have been animated LOL

Or its why they cut Aztec out immediately :P

[Zygnomic]

Ohh, so THATS how Nomad looks in 3rd Person, fully retarded lmao

[penguinz678]

wow................how he f@#k did this guy get into the army lol funny video

[AlexCraze11]

creepy=))

[bikutorusan]

X) Funny.

[Lumzdas9]

crappy bugged nanosuit breaking your bones =P. this would be scary in multiplayer, imagine this guy charging at you...

[Abraxes911]

ROFL!!

[pkpgpkpg]

omg i just lol'd so hard xD

[manowar821]

HURF DURF *RATTATATATATATA*

[CrashTestSkater]

could you amagine being in the special forces and having that guy on your team xD

[volnutt333]

shitt deformed bastard!!!

[soberauzzie]

lol deeeeeerrrrrrrrrpppp!

[santiagomoneta]

jajajajaajaja

[YurrY1337]

LOL That was so Hilarious 5/5 :D

[vikramvaranasi]

AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[achababa1994]

good !! xD

[droughty666]

hehehehe lmao 5/5 xDDDDD

[FSynchro]

Mutated hovering zombie with guns

[silvio990]

wtf was that?????????

[Sushimitzu]

LOL this is hilarious 5/5 xD

[desertgod]

this is America's tax dollars at work XD

[peepeevagi]

That's just brilliant.

Though it causes vomiting through laughing.

[AndyBoomRoX]

He doesn't look retarded at all <.<

[taitai907]

America's best soldiers....

[snaker1237]

xDDD

[Rickynator120]

No, america's best athletics, he's ready for paralympics

[snaker1237]

OMG I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHING xDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA !!!!!

[taitai907]

I DID DIE!!!!

[musicrulzuodnt1]

how do u activate cheats in sandbox?

[Skibz321]

run forest run

[routhoula]

he is trying to laugh hes enemies to death xD

[SHADOWREAPER147]

what kind of milletary elite is that how did you do that its so funny

[abcmantou]

LMAO!

[turboshagna]

LOOLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOL!!!11

[lolroflbbq20]

LOLOLOOOOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLO­LO

[UKchrisUK]

lolx100 that is sooo funny

[Michformer]

is thAT a duck wearing a nanosuit?

[NinjahuaV2p1]

what the hell... XD

[Stinky661]

and so the milatary sent in there best man to do the job

LOL

[Michformer]

CANT.....BREATHE! ROFLMAOXDLOL!

[guiltynav]

ooo yes the classic slappy yet duck inpression.

[revorocks123]

ROFL

[crazyfuturamafreak]

ROFL!!!

[SHADOWREAPER147]

that is so fucking retarded is so fuckingfunny

[papersoldier666]

nope, that's a sign of genital warts

[tinny120]

haha

[georgeq10]

LOOL!

[iphone612]

OH MY GOD LOL!

[defragen1]

ROFL!!!

[kycklingsoppa]

haha

[Senquell]

Threw a grenade at my self while in god mode. This was the end result.  hahah he has polio now

[ShadowWhiteHawk]

HAHAHAHA WTF!!!! This makes me laugh so much for no apparent reason! Especially because I was running another video on the background and I heard that armor girl say: "MAXIMUM SPEEEEEED!" And then guy started shooting like: RATATATATATATATTAATA ahahahahaha XD

[RedDragon909]

LOL

[DRKBULLETX]

Wtf lol!

[thaninetailed]

cant stop laughing need to call an ambulance

[ZaiT89]

Hahahhahaa

[sworedguy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AAHHAHAHAHA these are the videos that youtube needs more of....

[daggamer]

omg that looks like my sister

[Aran34X]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[Stickman008]

lol that was awesome man post some more please, this and the star wars stormtrooper hitting his head on the door are the funniest things ever in my opinion.

[testicals1]

WTF LOL

LMFAO

[Amarynthos]

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pandorabrx]

lolzzzzz wth!!??!?!

[XKoijiX]

WTF!! really funny

[iden132]

hahahahahahahahahahaha. this is the funniest crysis glitch i've ever seen lol!

[fruitloopssuk]

Wow this is really funny! hahahaha

[Rocklobster933]

with a rifle sticking out of his head

[Rocklobster933]

looks like a zombie lololololol:)

[reapz92]

LMAO

[Fuelaenir]

I almost shit myself I laughed so hard.

[cycerin]

Hahahaha!

[UberCookieMonster]

looks like you broke your leg

[himenesu93]

god mode in sandbox? how?

[NutellaMitSalat]

:DDDDDDD

[ponchoyo]

oh lawd!!! its that jesus lizard thing, u can run on water now.

[sombersanctuary]

AHHHHH you got rick rolled

[warhawkkid]

LOL, derla duh ba foo!

[Silver069]

MAXIMUM RAGDOLL

[Flamejoker16]

loL! "Outta my way i'm Hitler!"

[splintercell2013]

kinda looks like me when ive had a few too many...

[halicon74]

i love the ragdoll attack

[FVolg]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[JMDeeman]

XDDDD

[ComoNor]

looks like spiderman.

[ZeeKat]

hahaha, ministry of silly walks

[cuntcuntcuntcunt]

FUCKING LOLD

[Thewolf826]

I'd be scared if he was running at me.=D

[yodlerty]

hahaha

[Letterman0412]

can u go into 3rd person veiw

[longz654321]

yes you press F1 in sandbox 2

[djrghosting]

WTF!

[longz654321]

lamo this is so freaking funny

[TheDKer]

HAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THAT'S GOOD

[Pharasyst]

This is probably one of the best game-related videos I've ever seen. It's like Silent Hill.

[Corneliustheamoeba]

Restless leg syndrome.

[viciokas1993]

OHGOLOMOFOGODLOFOOLOl

[enjuy]

i had something like that.XD but the movement that i havet remindet positon for Kong Fu

[Ellmarko]

lol! i nearly spat my drink out :0

[Zatar963]

this is the hardest ive laughed in years XD

[SunnyKattZekeGames]

That was hilarious!

[WaNt3D1]

LMAOLMAO ROLF

[billie1123]

omg this video won't load up!!!!!!

[maaveda]

u guys are so dumb cant u see that he is in the retarded olympicks :P

[Airbender222]

OMFG LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[razsorZ3]

OMFG I THINK I .... OH CRAP LMFAO

[MrMarrern]

Roflmao

[Danne255]

sexy... :P

[Pir4t]

Omfg greatest thing on youtube :D

[snakedad]

rofl

[Rontrix0JAcko]

LMAO!

[moondy11]

ahahaha

[EazyTurk]

Loool too funny!

[coldorr]

I fell off my chair laughing, FUCKING hilarious!

[coldorr]

I fell off my chair laughing, FUCKING hilarious!

[pinksheep07]

ROFLMFAO

[mooch37]

I laughed so hard when I saw this!

[hamy9513]

lol same omg

[RedNet22]

the flood!

[SurpSargis]

haha i laught my ass of!

[ManWartProductions]

lol looks like the flood

[Bill138]

lmfao thats awesome.

[fightingproductions]

can u go in 3rd person aswell in crysis?

[Kroitk]

LMFAO!!!!! I actually fell off my chair laughing!!! OMFG THAT IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!! How'd you do that tho?? XD ROFl

[meatjunk]

10/5 XD! My stomach Hahahahaha :'D

[SirNiallofCoursey]

LOL!!!!!!!

[AudioBloodz0r]

HAHAHAH ROFL! best laughs ever!!

[Halofan11]

LMFAO

[zunkah]

haha wtf!

[knubbo]

lol thats so funny

[chaostainted]

AHAHHHAHAHH UUHH AHAHAAHAHAAHHAHA!

[Zamandu]

He looks like he needs to take a dump

[SwissPyro]

LMAO

[SC0zzese]

Gotta try this myself

[nico2710]

hahahaha this is the most footage i have ever seen!!!

[CamiloDelay]

XD SO FUNNY

Ive watched it maybe 20 times now

[Genome66]

LOL looks like my bro

[akvoz]

LOL

OMG!!

this was Funny

[cobra8472]

HAHAHAHHAHAH

[RebelForce8]

ahem...what the fuck

[SWESigge]

Sooooooooooo Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet XD

[SonGokuFan]

RETARD FLOATING SUPERSOLDIER!!!!

IT would be even MORE funneh if he were on fire.

[sw33tforward]

ROFLLMOA FUNNY

[sn0wman8888]

ROFLMAO!

[earlofnim]

ROFL

[noobkilla1212]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDD

rofl my fao xDDDD

*O.O* *dies from heartattack* T.T

[elma179]

HAHA.. I pissed my pants!!! hahahahahahahahahaha xD he hahaha haha

[darkangelgc]

*dies laughing* XD

[stokmarknes]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA