Kicking pigeons in the park

[timothybizzles]

you are wrong! walking down sauchiehall street every lunch from college, i actually just boot a pigeon in the direction of my friend who's terrified of them for some reason while listening to... well, 'kicking pigeons'. and i do this, all because spunge told me to.

[revrunnertech2772]

once i was in a park, my friend and i was cornering a pigeon at a bench and, i actually kicked it

i also wet multiple pigeons at the park too

[DornAlien123]

^^

[MrSweetmore]

ok best way to shove a size 11 up a pigeons back side< first off they have eyes at the side of there head wich means they are preay animals dont try to sneak up behind them to give a good booting they can see bheind them best way is go to macdonalds get a big mac meal eat the burger chuck the chips on the floor wait till pigions come down to eat them use the best stelth u have to sneek up then bang most times there to busy eating than looking at u

[tylerbrad1992]

pigeons r like somalians

[maomao200]

I've always had a dream..... A dream that I could one day kick a pigeon. Not a real kills-the-pigeon type kick, just a little boot, so that it'd fly up in the air a little bit.

[siblingXrivalry]

wtf

[theseal89]

This is not kickflips

[SweStuff94]

i did kick a pigeons on a bus stoop last week xD it was 2 big fat pigeons and i did kick on 1 and it did fly in a window xDDDD not a joke xD

[nozerty]

Are you new to English?

[SweStuff94]

yeah like ur mom..

[nozerty]

So are you foreign or just incredibly incompetent?

[SweStuff94]

incredibly iccompetent like ur mom..

[nozerty]

Oh, I get it you are a troll. Sort of like my mom.

[SweStuff94]

whatever

[1973woodman]

you actually can kick pigions if you go to the right park. you have to go where the pigions are very used to people. i'm from Philly and there are 2 parks there that are prime hunting grounds. Washington Square, and Rittenhouse Square the pigions there are so tame you can feed them by hand and also get close enough to kick them. you need to be fast, but the faster you are the harder your kick will be. they may be able to fly away after you get them, but surely they will die later from injury ;)

[gatitosmuertosEID]

i remember one stupid pigeaon crashed on my school and we killed it cuase she was in pain a really geavy ice bag jajaja XD

[longbeachsk8ting]

a fuck that i am a piggon kicker and i kick you

[t123456]

fuck ur dumb KICK IT!

[stoneromeo1]

kinda cool

[bmxnbob]

pure Jenius

[Spadey1]

Why would anyone try?! I shout at people if they chase the pigeons.

[danitiwa]

I laughed so hard at this.

[casebutler]

lol then he puts into 5th

[SirChuklez]

its really hard D:

[Inifnitiv]

xD thank u man

[itsmeufreak]

in my town you can kick them they are so used to people the dont move!!

[NEILWASEREYESTERDAY]

i like to pretend my penis is a pidgeon and let people kick it around!!!

[motorbreath1983]

Some day a huge pigeon comes up and craps all over your face.

Pigeons don't like to be filmed.

[snifferes]

1 min waste of time

[w29bum]

awsome!!!!

[corporalsammy]

tad mean dont ya think

[BvsMAcosh]

I loled just from the title.

[samspear]

i fucking kicked a pigion in the head and its eyes popped out lmao!!!

[bankaikun94]

lol flying rats, thats wat they are called

[kodyedhorner]

just try to kick a pidgion!!!!

[flyngsnow]

awesome narrative!

i just watched a video of someone

stepping on a pidgeon.

[halflife2forlife]

wheres that video

[fekaliofil]

Timo4slash is collecting negative ratings! Help him!

[fekaliofil]

"Except they don't have shoulders. Bastards."

Great! Kick 'Em All.

PS: Spam the lame below me to death, please. Fuckin pigeon lover.

[youshameall]

thety dont have sholders....bastards.

[thefirstutuber]

they don't have shoulders. Bastards!

LOL!

[becca199212]

Hehehe! Very funny, let me tell you it's quite possible, alough I'd never d it, my pigeons sit on my feet to get awy from the garden hose, I'm lucky if they'll staty down there the odd one will sit on my head and threaten to poop if I don't " Hand over the seed "

[wolfbubbles]

ahahahahahaha!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!!!!

[MrAnus]

I hit a seagull with my car once. He just bounced off the windshield though so he was probably ok

[holylok]

lol cute! did u check him out?

[Sanref]

hey, where's the kick?

[SkankinIsForFun]

Hahaha this was awesome nice hobby

[LippyProductions]

Hahaha thats really funny xD Im gonna rate it 5 star.

[Snortchbumhouse]

fuckin-a!

[Force44]

cool lol

[KrispyBeercan]

Lololol thats well good