Tim Hawkins on Marriage

[gabbie62]

31 people had a short and sad life.

[XxBDOGxXHARDYFAN101]

31 people said this to there wifes

[RayTheViking]

31 people work at the dress barn!!!

[TheJoecool89]

hillarious x 100 = Tim Hawkins!!!

[flathanger]

tim rox my sox wooooooooooosh luvvin it ^^

[Tracena22]

I had to replay this to hear those barn animal sounds again! LOL

[TheJoecool89]

the dress barn!!!

[100nodog]

...... DEH! .....did they hear me bill? jez i LMAO there for a second.

[suedee1000]

funny the dress barrrrrn!

[MybestiesandI99]

This guy has just made my day!

[megashamine]

I wish they have Tim Hawkins on Netflix.

[missaprilshowers21]

This is hilarious! I love going to dressbarn and I actually work there. When I first heard the name I was a little skeptical myself but they have nice things. This is such a funny take on it. Laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I'm so sharing this at work. XD

[bamberdollface]

sooooooooooooooo funny lol

[BIGT930]

........careful!

[aplpieguy007]

Fell over laughing at the end

[allenkid14]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[imcountryndproud]

30 people said this to their wives..then they got a divorce...

[WolfGirl4489]

30 people obviously told their spouse that their shoes are lame.

[lonSinceInsane]

Its nice to see a guy pulling off comedy in a clean way and still hilarious xD I don't have to feel like i need to wash my ears out with soap for listening!!

[weirdsmileyface4454]

if you dont like this one, then you are one screwed up person.

[lovestimhawkins]

Clever and so funny and clean

[benjamin94751]

"did they hear me bill?"

[besparkley]

30 pple must be shopping at the dress barn. lol

[missolive10100]

"It's only 20 b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bucks!!!)

[jedigal1990]

haha this is hilarious after watching a few other videos i'm definitly an instant fan. i like the Good clean Christian comedy it just goes to show you don't have to be dirty to be funny

[wolfgirl22221]

LMAO

[lovestimhawkins]

Great comedy. Keep it up. GOD bless you and your family

[fantacylandfilms]

LOL! me and my mom have been to the dress barn! LOL we were thinking of this as we walked through it! XD

[horseanddoglover777]

:-0 I go to the dress barn lol

[Moonmask077]

O_O that's a green day song! it's Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)!

[babygirl4991]

im dieing over here!!!! that was hillarious!!!!!XDD

[SuperHerbert12]

I love how he is clean that way I can really watch it around my Mom and you don't always have to be dirty to be funny!

[vboz9271979]

It's only 20 BU-BU-BU-BUCK-UCKS OMG..I could not stop laughing after that one for a clear minute..lmao

[1teamemmett100]

i LOVE Tim Hawkins

[spacecavy]

hahaha it's so cool to see a comedian saying exactly what I think every time I pass a Dress Barn!

[aerosmith800]

30 people dont like farts or woman or dresses or animals

[kayseebee91]

0:37-0:54 had me in tears. XD

[hoosipower]

lmao funny!!

[lizzi911]

lmao!

hes too god at the animal sounds

[MultiHalol]

i will remember that in 11 years when i am 25

[XwFbackyard]

the 30 people who didnt like this have got to have a problem and not know what funny is who agree's with me?

[Momogirl2007]

"Can i help YOOOOOOU?" haha that part made me laugh so hard i was crying the first time i saw it. still gets me everytime lol i love tim hawkins

[tsnoopy76]

I love Tim because my whole family can watch him without having to worry about him throwing in cuss words. By the way, my 14 year old son knows all the words to that first song Tim sang and likes to sing it alot lol.

[Hopeyfish]

how many kids does this guy have?

[IWillLiftMineEyes]

@Hopeyfish 4

[Lukeminmin]

@Hopeyfish tim has least eight kids if u dont believe me see "a homeschool family"

[ScottCofer]

Just got introduced to Tim today - can't stop watching his material - hysterical!

[roojohnson]

laughed so hard i cried!

[CBeliever]

I've been to weird named places, liek when I went to Virginia I saw this store called Wada, my mom said that was where all the babies went when they were thirsty.

[10zengirl10]

aha, wow. I've actually been in the Dress Barn and it's nice. That's what I first thought when I saw the name though XD i was like, really now....uh huh.....

[orange1622]

LMFAAAAAO

[TheMrsrenee13]

wow (: thaT was funny !

[Cinnamon111111]

lmaoo i luvv dizz

[cutie13231]

my favorite part is 0:47

[Violenceism]

I love the parenting one!

[shourtneymcdaniel]

brilliant, wonder when he comes to dallas?

[laurenface09]

@shourtneymcdaniel he is going to be in Paradise Tx (35 miles north of 114, not too far) Saturday & Sunday 19th & 20th at both 4 & 7pm each day.

[cpuaggie]

Wow, this is sooo funny!!

[jtjapkes9]

tim hawkins is very funny i luv him....exspectually the end of this clip LOL.

[joroma77]

i didn't get the udder part at first. "can i help youuuuuuh? *udder with hands*"

[techdeck997]

its a cow

[TheBustedBrothers]

yeah, there supposed to be barn animals.

[laney127]

this is 20 bbbucks!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[yoshisonic11]

lol cant stop hahahahahahahahahaha

[scriptum60]

*subscribed!!!*

[JoySZish]

Watching these at work is not a good idea. Quick question, did all these videos come from one comedy sketch or does he wear the same outfit everytime?

[artfreak57]

they are all from his first special, Full Range of Motion. So no, he doesnt wear the same thing. and he looks a whole lot different 2day. have u watched The Government can? look that one up!

[higirl321]

this is just one part of a big comedy act

[ransom22]

Most of them are from his DVD "Full range of Motion"

[MizzezTootyFrooty]

F-U-N-N-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[fiona3162]

thats so funny i heard bout him from my friend

[amgceg]

me 2

[xxtia07xx]

lol Funny =)

Truuee

[kwala97]

LOL ur so funny

[willmurr]

What can't you say to your Husband????

[artfreak57]

football sucks, turn off the tv

[SnitchKillers]

Can I help yyyyeeeehhhh.......

[unitard08]

hes clean comedy, funny christian comedy, even for the nonbelievers.

[jagajo1]

@unitard08 totally. im christain too. so double plus!

[L33Tspartan]

@unitard08 aka intelligent people

[dm9910]

@unitard08 why is everyone going on about him being christian? this video doesn't have a single religous reference in it. you don't see me going on comedy videos and saying "wow this is the best aethiest comedian i've ever seen!" because it's just not relevant at all.

his songs are great but his stand up isn't funny, at least to me. first time i've ever seen a comedian resort to farmyard noises haha

[sikchild247]

green day - good ridence time of your life - he just made it funny

[GLScheerleader]

ROFL!!! lol Tim ROX!! He's sooo funny! lol

[xRaiseUrVoicex]

oh myy I work at a Dress Barn!!!!!!!...I am crying from laughing so hard!!!!! XD

[fencinggearhed]

i thought he was joking about the dress barn....then i moved to the mid-west and found out......theres one about 10 miles away form me lol

[iluvspringbrook]

"SOLO!!!! *plink* OK!!!! " lol

[NACHOBUSTER]

so funny! every time i watch him i swear i cough up a lung from laughing so har-r-r-aaaaaccckkk!!! an dere id dose.

[only1one1me]

My Dad thought he'd be boring but I proved him wrong. *Grin*

[invaderawsm]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

[rjgsoccer611]

Hey Tim!!! I love your videos!! Will you please come do a show in Philidelphia or even Baltimore?! I would love to see you in a live audience!!!

[rjgsoccer611]

oh my gosh!!! i love this video!!! i love the song!!! thank you tim hawkins for giving me this great gift of comedy!!

[nogreaterlove89]

he is AMAZING best comedian ever simply becuase he can be absolutly hilarious while stil being clean!

[MiaThemoplis]

LOVE IT!!! HILLARIOUS!!

[Lydakid]

i love Tim Hawkins!!

[amgceg]

who is the origianal song by??? or is it his own tune???

[zombiehorde99]

its a parody of Green Day's

Time of Your Life

[HardcoreSoccerChick]

the original tune is "Good riddense (time of your life"- Green day.

[Greendayluver734]

GOOD RIDDENCE for all you that spelt it wrong

[ashvin1210]

Actually, it's Good RiddAnce, for those who spellED it wrong.

[LaPavoniMac]

The original song is "Time of Your Life" by Greenday

[laughxoften]

Hahaha!! There's a place near my house called the dress barn! Everyone in our area goes there for prom and weddings!

[JessMarie101]

I LOVE GREEN DAY!! THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!! GOOD RIDIANCE!!! I love it!! Ahh that was so funny!!!

[invaderawsm]

hahahha!!

[wolf1236987]

can i help uuuuuuuuuuuu its only 20 buck buck bucksbucks

[GREENDAYalltheWAY077]

Time Of Your Life spoof!!!! LMAO!!!!

-GREEN DAY is GOD-

[tomlmc]

God is God!

[GREENDAYalltheWAY077]

its my sig. u dont need to get all offensive about it.

-GREEN DAY is GOD-

[huntergirl992]

AMAZING THE DRESS BARN HAAAAAAAAAAA

[JesusfreaK4evR93]

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, he is awesome!

[blake1938784654687]

ladies dont hold it in cause u make really weird noises when you do dont they

[amgceg]

IT"S ONLY 20 BUCKKCKCKCKCSSS

[yellowbellyblackshee]

great solo

[albinowolf2]

I laughed until I pooped myself! LOLOLOL!

[jayjayrox740]

i couldnt breath

[cavisscher]

The dress barn lol

[mabel1722]

Lol He is brilliant

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[ashbey85409]

omg i laughed so hard..lol

[JFunashamed]

man this guy is awesome

[BuckinghamWayneshier]

Now this is entertainment

[s9rockhopper]

lol!!!!!!!! this guy cracks me up

[Frozone470]

Can I help YOUUOOOUOUOUUOUOOOOOOO?!?!?!? UUUGGHGHHGHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Echox13]

Holy crap, that was played in the tune of "Good Riddance" of Green Day...o_O

This guy is my new favorite comedian.

[KENZnKENN]

this is so true!

[xoxjoe3brosxox]

its only 20 bauk bauk bauk bauks LOL!! the dress barn...'tap tap' the dress BARN!

[lukecst]

lol thats so good

!!!

[chelsei88]

god bless brother tim

[KimCheeMa]

HAHA! I used to woooorrrk at one of them Dress Barns...EIEIO!!!

You should check it out, they are usually hiring and you are a shoe in. Demand more than the minimun wage.

BTW, if the dollar ever tanks, you could add a skit about being paid with funny money.

[katiecutie35]

lol!!!!!!!!

[bobfiles]

From one Hawkins to another... cool daddio!

[gracechurchgoer]

this guy used to go to my church

[NadiaJeanA]

i love this part! DAAAAAAH!

[WhiteMarz]

ppl are gonna start looking up the dress barn now. I know i am. lol

[piperlady56]

Everything is huge at those stores, and I'm petite size 8. Not my style. Great video.

[sbasmaling]

They have a non huge section! But thanks for basically saying if you shop there you're huge. :)

[Albunack]

DIH!!!

[sarahewright9]

funny. i went in a dress barn once- nice clothes, but not my style.

[iloveteaandcoffee]

lol wow!

[6bbow6]

lol tim hawkins rules!!!! hahahahaha

[FurubaFanatic94]

no 4 =3

[scrEaMOchick1]

i'm surprised he used a green day song, lol. awesome!!

[PeacePanda99]

I love GreenDay- I want to use "Good Riddance" on my wedding!

[sk8rgrl140]

the song guitar part-- just awesome

[yahyahqueen]

i know dis word for word! come to think of it i know all of tim hawkins things word for word! :D hehe i need a life.. lol (jk )

[artfreak57]

in that case we both do

[Itrustingod15]

very funny

[weaselmonarch]

0:49 *dies laughing*

[sk8rgrl140]

hilariousssss!!!!!!!!

[teddybear7678]

u do good chicken impressions lol vid is so friken funny

[coburnthemoviefan]

this was soo funny... the song, btw, was green day, "time of your life"

[flemmington17]

Whats the original name of the song that he sings?

[USAStratMike]

Green Day - Time Of Your Life

( Good Riddance )

[alex10159607]

lol

[J43fan]

pretty good. i love the guitar part. i just think the barn part is a little draged on but just my oppinion. awsome though

[tux0999]

lol!

[benjimonji]

My mom likes the stuff at the dress barn! :P

[breakingbennyboy]

haha the beggining

green day

[flamingritual]

omg this is hilarious!

[Straggletag]

(tap tap) The Dress Baaaaaaarn

[CiaraSavanaCiamara]

i seen this when i was coming back from Aquire the Fire hes so awesome!!

[megagoldeagle08]

he was at aquire the fire! omg i wish i was there, what year and where?

[dhfan30]

I love this guy! he is hilarious!!

[jumpycow]

He made me LOL! BWAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!

[dej83]

i shop @ the dress barn!!! LOL

[jumpycow]

Seriously???

[dej83]

yup

[megagoldeagle08]

do the people that work there sound like that? :P where is it?

[lxsoh]

HAha yeah!!

i wanna know the rest of the song =P

[Madskillager]

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didn't ask you but I knew it'd be okay Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our old wedding video [Chorus] Your cooking is okay but not like mother makes The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill! If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife These are the things you don't say to your wife. 0:48 XD