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  • I've just seen the original and then this .. muha xD

  • R.I.P teddy, goodnight sweet prince..

  • dude cat's do this to things and people they love because it's what they did to get milk from their mothers as kittens. that simple

  • @gagahusband Dude, thanks for clearing that up! I was 110% convinced that my cat was actually a reincarnation of Marcus Welby, MD and was performing CPR on it's lifelong friend, whew, I am relieved.

  • @griff38 lmao griff38 im supersurprised im the first smartie to tell you this. happy to make ur day tho :)

  • lol the music's very fitting XD

  • lol

  • wow my cat looks the exact same... they could be twins. His name's Panzer.

  • fudge the person who hurt the cats fealings

  • the cat is just meeding....all cats do it to their mothers, they also do it when making themselves comfortable.

  • Are the sheets ok!?

  • hahaha cute - although my cat does this to virtually anything soft she can get her claws on... most recently, my leg... about 5 minutes ago.

  • Oh no!

    Did the teddy bear died?

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  • my cat does this is urs declawed

  • @pkta1 Declawed? Nope, always thought that was cruel for the cat(s).

  • @griff38 it is i got my cat after they declawed her though so i didnt have a say in it u can tell she really misses her claws :/

  • Did the Teddy bear drop any Loot?

  • @Mak3rful Sadly no, all that was found was an old jar of peanut butter and some skateboard magazines from the 70's, Bear used to be quite active, sigh.

  • There goes my mascara, that video opened the flood gates. I will keep you and Coco in my thoughts in your time of grief, which must feel as fresh today as it did when you posted this video. Hopefully Teddy was able to make it into heaven without any flight delays, but I'll pray to baby Jesus on his behalf just in case. If he's there, I'm sure my childhood teddy bear Pookie (who died in a tragic toilet accident) is keeping him company.

  • @sunnysueinsd Bear in in good company with Pookie, I'm sure they are both playing harps and gorging on honey living the good afterlife.

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  • that was so gay!!!

  • @rachee36

    whatever turns you on

  • I like this because it disproves the other stupid fucking video of the stray cat claw stomping the dead cat whilst standing on top of him.

    It's not trying to revive him in any way. Fuck I hate that video.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy It's technically a way of affection or comfort. It's not "cat claw stomping". Do you even have cats or have any knowledge of their tendencies at all?

  • @FaeFirefly Haha asshole I knew someone would come out with this, yeah I've had a cat since he was a kitten and he's 12 now, it's a sign of comfort, just because you own a cat doesn't mean you know anything about it. I call it "claw stomping" because I want to, I notice that you tell me it isn't called what I call it but you don't give me a proper term. Could this be because you know fuck all?

    It's what kittens do to get milk from their mother, that instinct stays. It's not to show affection.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy

    I never implied that simply having a cat means you know everything in the world about them, but neither do you apparently. Considering the ignorance and asshole tendencies you just spewed at this very moment. And to think I thought you had some humor in you? Nah, you're just a seriously up tight in the ass biggot.

    Good day!

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  • @FaeFirefly Thanks! I'm having a pretty good day so far.

    As you have expertly sussed out, I am a bigot. The fact that I don't think cats stamp you with claws as affection and I think K-pop sounds like Jason Vorhees threw every single girly anime ever invented into a blender of horror, then pounded the result into a stew to be pumped directly into ears as the highest form of torture means I hate people based on stereotypical ideology and attributes mostly out of their control. You caught me!

  • @FaeFirefly perhaps you didn't mean bigot? I don't think anything I said constitutes bigotry, but I think I can see the point you were trying to make; that I'm a logical and factual person, perhaps, and I like to formulate my ideas based on things that have been proven and/or experimentation, even just logical thinking rather than seeing something and immediately deciding that a cat has CPR knowledge.

    Also, I'm pretty surprised that you like animals AND Korea considering how many dogs they eat.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy I hope you know none of your comments offend me? Also, I like Korean music, doesn't mean I want to be apart of the culture.

  • @FaeFirefly None of my comments are meant to offend. Trying to offend on the internet is like trying to hit a fighter jet with a big stick. While it is flying. You don't know the person, so you don't really care at all what they think.

    No, I don't even know why you felt the need to tell me how much you love the Koreans, you don't have to justify yourself to me. If you like Korean food, go for it. Dog really isn't that bad, but it does get stuck in your teeth (I'm sure you know that though).

  • @Johnathanmaleboy I don't eat meat bro, so I'm not trying that.

  • @FaeFirefly Wow........ I'm your bro.........

    Anyway, I eat meat, like cats. I think that gives me a better connection with them. There was one time when I was 15 I was feeding my pet cat, Tiger. He loves those little food pouches and I could never understand why he would eat the pouch but leave the side of salad I prepared him. Every day I prepared that salad and everyday he left it. Must be because the pouches are so good, so I tried one. He was right. I don't eat salad any more either.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy

    I use bro regardless, dude. I call it "internet" speak. D<

  • @FaeFirefly There was one time where I gained insight into the true nature of cat though. I was in my room making a silly video of me dancing (badly) to a Korean Popular Music song and my cat, my little kitty was sitting there watching me. I looked at him and he stared at me, no, he stared into my soul and it was like we shared a mind. In that instant I knew him explicitly, and he knew me. In my mind I heard him say "You look fucking ridiculous, dancing badly to this awful song. Really, stop."

  • @Johnathanmaleboy Well, isn't that cute.

  • 0:49 The cats like "we lost him....WE LOST HIM!" =P

    

  • oh, this is so tragic...

  • i like how the cat turns blaming eyes on u at the end

  • lol

  • call it 45 sec

  • BREATHE! BREATHE, DAMN YOU!

  • He's not dead, he's JUST SLEEPING I TELL YOU! :'(

  • Luls at a cat simply kneeding.

  • lol its massaging it.

  • ~crys LOL

  • i can has defibrillator?

  • CPR.

  • This is funny and still kinda sad :(

  • I quite literally laughed out loud.

  • genius! ahahah

  • Arvo Part made this profound...

  • lol

    

  • Dear griff38,

    Thank you for attempting to bring some amount of sanity to youtube. Youtube is full of idiots who are crying over necrophilia cat videos, thinking the animal is trying to "revive" them. Youtube is full of idiots thinking that a husky dog is saying "I love you" to it's owner. Youtube is full of idiots thinking a mother cat is "hugging" a kitten when it's really just stretching it's front legs.

    Thank you again for this scathing satire, in this den if idiocy called youtube.

  • @obdeniye, Its more that just what your opinion makes it. If ppl wanna get teary-eyed over a video then that is their right. You have no right to call us all idiots. Maybe you should have a heart. 

  • that cat is molestering that bear

  • *sigh*... so sad. the look on poor kitty's face is so heartbreaking. *shakes head* I never knew him but I'm sure he was a great teddy bear. RIP Teddy. you will be missed.

  • "Come on, damn it! BREATHE!"

  • 0:45 Flat line

  • He is clearly needing so anyone who still fucking thinks that the original video of the attempted "revival" is actually a revival are completely in denial or just plain fucking stupid.

  • @brockheinz No one actually thinks the cat was like, "Oh fuck let's do some CPR". The point was that the cat was distressed and knew something terrible had happened to his friend. It was sad as hell, though, and I'd take the parody over it any day.

  • @lCENSOREDI Trust me, some people actually think that. You don't know the stupidity of some kids nowadays. They want it to be true so much that they block it out because they wish life was a disney movie. I'm pretty sure it wasn't terrified but wondering why it wasn't moving. These are pet cats not urbun cats and they run away because they feel pain but they probaly don't even undertsand death as they live in urbun not wild areas and they don't have a solid way of communicating like we do.

  • Did a vet eventually come along and take Teddy away? I'm glad Coco didn't do the Heimlich on poor Teddy ...

  • @MjrTom2009

    Nope, Teddy is in the freezer awaiting a proper burial,

    it's all a matter of finances and waiting for the Royal Family

    to cordinate the proper media and television time. Will keep you posted, thanks.

  • I see cpr done regularly. It appears this cat has also. how amazing.

  • 0:45 *turns around* "I'm sorry... I done all I could... he's gone..."

    hehehe, awesome... my cats do that on my back before i sleep... nice massage :D

  • @Clavsicus hurts when they have claws and do it

  • @jaywolflover yeah lol... But the blankets are enough to prevent them from stabbing.

  • @Clavsicus true

  • Cat: LIVE DAMN YOU LIVE! I WON'T LOSE ANOTHER TEDDY

    *teddy dies*

    *Cat turns to the camera* H...he's dead...I need to be alone right now...turn the camera off!

  • I cant stop laughing at this video, its so funny and with the music LMAO!!

  • is the ceiling ok?

  • @SirDeReap

    The ceiling need much talking to, but appears to be doing fine, thanks for asking.

  • @griff38 hahaha yeah

  • @SirDeReap IDK KNOW IS YOUR MOM OK I NAILED HER PRETTY HARD LAST NIGHT

  • @oDAoBOMBo What? I don't understand the beginning of what you're trying to say ?and beside she wouldn't want any baby stick in her pussy any way. No filthy small cock for her... that's a no no right there boy.

  • still so sad

  • whew glad it's not sad, can't handle anything sadder than that other kitty revival video :'(

  • my cat did that to my arm and it kills

  • Did he died?

  • IS IT OKAY?!

  • awww

  • i cried so hard

  • CAT: Don't you die on me dammnit, FIGHT, FIGHHHTTTTT

    Teddy: X_X

  • @PaleWolf007 Hahahaha! You beat me to the punch - but just made my morning. Thank you sir!

  • WHAT A HERO! CAT NEEDS SOME KIND OF REWARD!

  • Kitty: DONT JUST STAND THERE WITH THE CAMERA !!!! SOME SECONDS LATER

    0:43 well all i can do. he dead get me my shovel gotta burry the body

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  • HE NEEDS A MEDIC!

  • CATS ARE PRETTY DAMN SMART

  • i just watched a sad video about a kat trieing to revive his friend ( he lives though) made me all sad but after watching this you made me all happy like again

  • LMFAO i died at the tag, " emergency surgery"

  • thank you so much :) this also made my laugh and be happy just like Kubricksmonolith :)

  • heh... hehehhehe

  • The cat just looks like it is kneading..

  • @zenverak

    Really? Is that it? Are you sure?

  • @griff38 yes my cats do it all the time

  • @griff38 LOOOOL ahahahah

  • @Devildog8803

    Somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed today, get some coffee, go for a walk on the beach, relaxxxxx!

  • @Devildog8803 SARCASM. learn it.

  • @lovehappiness234 And you have to butt into conversations why? To me its just seemed like she/he was trying to get thumbs, but now i seems he/she is a lot nicer. You dont have to rage what everyone says, more so if they wernt talking to you.

  • @zenverak O RLY?

  • @zenverak Well done Sherlock...

  • uhhhhhhhhh... all I wanna know is what the song is... :D

  • @BournemouthVEVO

    Samual Barber's "Adagio for Strings",

    but this particular version is a choral variation,

    the link to itunes should be under the video.

  • @griff38 hahahaaaa... I just noticed, my cat is called Coco too and is a domestic black :) she used to have a favourite teddy too :D

  • @griff38 found it : Barber, Samuel - Agnus Dei (Adagio for Strings), Choir of Tr

  • "COME BACK!!!! COME BACK!! YOU NEVER BACKED AWAY FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE!! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIGHT!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! DAMN YOU!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!  eh screw it im bored..."

  • WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO! HE LIVE FOR SO LONG!

  • lol

  • Save him SAVE HIM!!!

  • lol its cute cause itsa teddy bear xD

  • @pakleglia

    So you're(see what I did there?) saying that if I didn't capitalize the first letter of each sentence then you wouldn't be able to understand my point? I use this as just an example. Proper English is to be used in essays, memos, etc., English class, and any professional workplace. By the way, I know proper grammar and have utilized the rules in my comments. I know where grammar should apply and YouTube isn't one of them.

  • @pakleglia

    On YouTube comments, proper English grammar is unnecessary as long as I'm getting my point across. By the way, there was no need to point out the error in my previous sentence because I understand contractions quite well. However, I regret to inform you that this childish internet conversation is being brought to an end. I know I've won the battle when you start looking for grammatical errors. As always, have a nice day or night.(depending on where you live)

  • @pakleglia

    Okay, I wasn't trying to imply it was created for Platoon. That's like saying Back in Black from ACDC was created for Iron Man. Go ahead and close your pie hole. Your trying to make me out to look like an idiot. 

  • Great music. It's from Platoon. Kinda funny because I've been looking for that song. Thanks.

  • Thank you so much for making me laugh when I read the description of your video. I had just seen the original 'cat trying to revive his dead loved one' video and it broke my heart. Tears streaming down my face. Then I clicked on your link and it was the perfect antidote. I wonderful parody of a well known YouTube video that had me laughing myself silly. Brilliant!

  • @Kubricksmonolith

    Thanks for the kind words. I actually never knew there was another out there as I put this up on a whim,

    and yes, the other is heart shattering : ( Off topic but that's my favorite director and movie, cheers!

  • @griff38 Thank You...What They said! I Reeeeally needed this after watching the other heart breaking videos...still crying...but U made Me giggle! :)

  • @Kubricksmonolith, Omg me too LOL I was like why do i even watch these sad videos!

  • Thumbs up for you. Very smart. All these heartbraking videos with sad songs showing cats in their desperate cries about their dead friends and blah blah blah... that is all the same think: CAT NECRO PORN

    You should make this to be a video response to some of those videos.

    Man... when I imagine all that people crying their eyes out... bunch of stupid emos.

  • @vanaremk - Yes, you are just one of my many victims, I am enjoying vast treasures of other peoples time, including the brief moment of eternity you spent falling into my troll trap.

  • A little tip, try waching "Cat tryes to save his dead friend" (allover youtube), and you will get the joke totally. ))))

    This one is good too!!!

    watch?v=R4vpXS5BKyc

  • My cats do that to my bear, stupid. I dont wanna spoil yer fun,but thats just kneeding.

  • Are you sure it is not "kneading" as all cats do? Animals know a live animal from a toy one, dey smell the scent and feel the breath and life force. I have tried soft toy animals on cats, they were not interested at all.

  • Yes, I know it's kneading, but that would take all the fun out of it : )

  • @griff38 fun?

  • @griff38 : hahahaha ! it is funny !

  • Thanks!

  • @griff38 : heheheheh i know ! lol

  • Lol that is cute

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