Mickey Avalon Stroke Me Official Video

[EchoXxMcLovin]

Wow, that hat he's wearing in this music video went missing from my house about a year ago. I don't want it back Mickey, I'd rather not have my head smelling like stanky crouch. Sorry, but you can keep it.

[economy0123]

17 people are virgin

[nickchaffee22]

saying thiss music sucks is like saying mickey avalon is a virgin...its impossible

[SUBLIMESINSEMILLA]

pimp



[TheStavros212]

Mickey Avalon = Uma Thurman's younger brother.

[rainbowcupcakelover1]

his voice is sexy & thats alll .....

[sallygirl2066]

I am strangely attracted to mickey avalon.

[TheMoviesforall]

just like vegas! :D

[senamorm]

cashes clay wen im jabbin punany!!

[snackzan]

@senamorm cassius clay.

[snackzan]

@senamorm cassius clay.

[snackzan]

@senamorm cassius clay.

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

Sametime... CIA recruited me in the day the "DEVIL" brought me into this STARGATE PROJECT.

Anything you pee ons and peasant fucks want to say?

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

Ya this song was playing when I was in uniform chilling with infantry brotherhood unlike these panzy ass pussies that never been active duty or these other fags that do nothing but bitch and complain about being #2 (shit). Song was playing at the bars and clubs and ecstacy, women and cougars.

Guns and shooting people. Getting blown up and watching people dieing.

With the VATICAN overwatching me the entire time kicking everyones ass online against cheaters hackers and WOMEN!

Whos the champ?

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

This is the theme song for HOOKERS for JESUS. Yes its actually a christian thing.

I dont believe it.

[countrysweetheart211]

great song!!

[97braydon]

FUCK MICKEY <3

[EmergencyPineapple]

Ok new goals for life... become famous, meet this man, become his little brother, learn his way of life, because it looks awesome as fuck!

[likearebrand]

2:12 smack!

[need2speed94]

Good song... but the original is better for sure.

[cmon671]

@need2speed94 nope, this one is like, that song on steroids

[hurleyOC]

this dude makes other dudes look like models.

[spmk1968]

just once i would like to hear/see a musician from this decade come up with something original instead of copying someone from a different decade.

[svtlincoln]

@spmk1968 I can name over 100 artists from this decade with original music. Do I need to name them all? Or are you just on this video to try and start shit?

[aashish619]

sex..sex..sexyyyyyy..



[sketchyferret86]

What a pimp!!!!

[BeatleBoy1235]

he looks a little like elijah wood, but only a little.

[TheBloodyHoliday]

is it me or does mickey sound like marilyn manson?

[VASTAAAAA]

how does he get buns???

[dwightfamily]

this is the shit..so hot in this vid

[gorobloxgo]

I like the Stroke in the background. And half of this song. But it does fit well with Duke, you badass Alien slayer.

[MrIdontwannahearit]

hes a faggot

[NallMasaki]

I wish they would of allowed the swears to be in this video.

[snowman4839]

He's such a boss

[cukurinshclub]

i don't know how, but i think this song gives me an adrenaline.

[increrdiblelemon]

mickey avolon proves u can get laid even if u r ugly

[elephantom12]

@increrdiblelemon only if you got a big johnson.

[cheesypoofs2387]

@increrdiblelemon and 40

[Andrex432]

@increrdiblelemon if you're famous

[Ethan07895]

@increrdiblelemon he's getting more then you ever will.

[elviejogrino]

@increrdiblelemon well u still need to have talent and hollywood friends, don´t get too excited about it...

[MyPitMind]

@increrdiblelemon he has famous status

Famous=Girls,money,and fail artist(not like this guy is failer)but he is fam

[Cocaineawareness]

@increrdiblelemon ya but you have to be rich and famous

[1337trollx]

@increrdiblelemon $

[jut150]

@increrdiblelemon at least he can read and write properly

[ATMbah]

Pause at 2:12

[adamnasif12]

Idc what people say Mickey A is the shit he does what he wants and doesn't give two shits he knows he is no gangsta just puts out good shit

[BYOSProductions]

Duke Nukem Baby! 

[breanna56520]

fucking love this song(: badass!!! c

[bmotx]

Uhhhh, what is sexy about a skinny, drug addicted, Jew who used to suck dick for money?!

[shredasaurousrex]

@bmotx idk? mabey his looks? his music? his style? quit judging other people you prick and suck my fucking dick. everyone has there bad days so quit running your mouth over youtube you insecure bitch.

[supaMAN5thousand]

@bmotx what isn't?

[EmoTeddyBear117]

Hail to the king, baby!

[toyomaru90]

Cool !

[madeleine8suzanne]

id let him ruin me

[southparklucas]

Living proof awesomeness exists. This song and a workout... Hmmm...

[MacyJackson]

Hes always having sex on stage.......Without money he couldent do that

[keysaysassah]

he's hot.

[TommyTBone2011]

catchy ass song lol

[AccuracyMarked]

The "material life" is over with...we're on a new standard now.

[TheDamster12]

Mickey Avalon= New Jim Morrison :))

[RainDrop2273]

see u can be as ugly as fuck and have money and girl banged every second of every day

[sadielady915]

Hes is soooo SEXYY ;)

[villvobob]

fuckin lucky

[nanchovidal]

mickey who... didn't some dude Dupree manage dis guy/girl.... ?

[kiddrapking]

Duke Nukem Forever

[wildnfreeletitbe]

i don't how ..but, there is something incredibly addicting and sexy about mickey avalon.

[marilynmansontheshit]

@wildnfreeletitbe yea he is micky fuckin avalon! lol nah but he is just a straight up badass

[ImtheEntity]

@wildnfreeletitbe that's the power of charisma

[mrsandman500]

@wildnfreeletitbe its his swag... he has tons of it

[SheLiedAboutAge]

@wildnfreeletitbe the money...

[Cavenmusic]

@SheLiedAboutAge hes broke as a joke... sends half money to child support and other on drugs

[AlwaysStayFaded]

@wildnfreeletitbe there is absolutely nothing sexy about mickey avalon.

[NorthernElumination]

I'm surprised those girls could even count to 3 :D

[TheFireWithin2779]

Those girls are all strippers that were in his video.

Whores to suck for money. You throw them 500 bucks they will blow you and let you slap their asses.

Mickey Avalon pays thousands of dollars a night for those broads. God bless him.

[littlepixelstudio]

@TheFireWithin2779 Not all of them were strippers. The blonde is one of my friends - she's a model, not a stripper.

[AntiToesteh]

@littlepixelstudio bet she would still suck 4 pay tho

[TheFireWithin2779]

This guy probably has hepatitis.

I like Romeo and Juliet better.

Plus I don't think he really cares if he has hepatitis. He prostituted himself when he was young anyway.

[southparklucas]

Head banging can break your neck... but it's worth it

[southparklucas]

The 28th amendment: Stroke Me, Stroke Me

[southparklucas]

Drawn Together montage, with this song... kick ass

[southparklucas]

Living is not for people under 18... damn, I wish I was 18

[juliopisretarted]

yeah i love mickey, haha

[SuperGangstashyt]

i thought he was gay.......

[KLuby420]

who originally sings the rock song?

[gethsemeny]

@KLuby420 Billy Squier sang the original, called The Stroke.

[kea919306]

Duke is forever

[markieman999]

the clean version of any mickey avalons songs is like a condom with a hole it still works but its useless

[IIIR3AP3R15III]

bad ass dude!

[southparklucas]

There are 4 people who don't know what real music is.

[southparklucas]

As an extra, Duke Nukem Forever should have Mickey Avalon as a t-shirt he can wear, or you could see him performing on a UFO.

[ymmo1121]

Do you know Mickey when you will be a very famous person?? when someone search mickey and you are the first person not mickey mouse... :)

[TheContressa]

he sexy as fuck so bite me ill take him!

[Deekaighem]

Avalon is the new American dream, ugly as sin, barely a man, but living rich, well, and fast.

[xLtRambox]

is it just me or does he look like a horse?

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

Oh God he's so ugly it's unholy.

And yet I feel the urge to pounce on him Dx

[TheContressa]

Yall r crazy because this is one fine ass mfrrr

[HoorayForVampirates]

why does everyone think he's so ugly? i think he's pretty hot...

[sasquatchhunter86]

ugly as sin but he can get way better chicks than I can ever dream of!

[Faceofscar]

@sasquatchhunter86 It is called Confidence my man, I ain't the best looking dude either but i get hot girls all the time. You need confidence in yourself, Plus all that cash helps Mickey out a lot to.

[JoshMeister4789]

@Faceofscar It's not just all about confidence, thats just a minor atribute. You actually need good game and pre-selection.

[bubbles25403]

better than the stroke

[jessasing]

pressing 5 and then 7 is funny!

[wildvenisson]

I'm getting this played at a traffic light party tonight. Guarantee the room will sleaze to this song XD

[GreenAppleEnvy]

HIT 7 TO TAP THAT ASS!!!

[moveyabodysquadpromo]

I fuckinlove this guy!

[barrydeez]

I dont give a shit if your not 18.

[mxr93]

MIckey Avalon, you lucky motherfucker!!

[timmygray10]

fuck ya stroke me baby

[jacknpucker1]

West Michigan needs to hear this



[alitllebitemo]

Video made me go "hail to the king baby" xD

[ChipMuNkkY]

Duke Nukem Launch trailer <3

[ymmo1121]

Mickey Avalon brain + Arnold Schwarzeneger body = Duke Nukem.

[MacyJackson]

He was just in sacramento on the 17th of June and I missed him cuz of fucking school. Fuck my life.

[Sirgrayfox]

2:12 PUSSY!

[Amieelyners]

@DjSmurfySmurf Just look at his parents.

[Amieelyners]

I actually feel bad for him.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

ehhh not as good as "blonde bad and beautiful"...

[KornStar52]

Only gay guys hang around with that many women at once.

[Cannabiskungen]

@KornStar52

Thats the most stupid comment I've ever read.

[endallkay425]

it's not all about looks.

but he is sexy as fuck.

[cromartie800]

LOL, that limo is the sAME ONE as in: Nasty As I Wanna Be.

[ahoyyamanda]

If he covered his face with a bag, I'd fuck him

[chickadii415]

He's so ugly, but with that voice...

[cromartie800]

Thumbs up of Duke Nukem brought you here!

[MrMeangreen42]

Mickey Ave is the shit. He need to do a track with Kreayshawn for sure.

[BigDz93]

@MrMeangreen42 no

[blazezin666]

Haters Gonna Hate! But Mickey is the shit! you fucks are jus jealous that he fucks more women in a day than you will in your life!!

[Jasonfullertonjr]

Marilyn Mansons son????

[MsShadowica]

@Jasonfullertonjr so true!

[zombietacos111]

he is ugly as hell so....... he must have a huge johnson or a shit load of money

[DSMeclipsegst]

@zombietacos111 shit load of money

[DexandJadeStudios]

@DSMeclipsegst How would you know? Lol.

[DGPoledance]

Best Mickey vid yet!

[IronSaban]

1 person doesn't wanna get Stroked . . .

[SalopeCECE]

C'est aussi simple que un, deux, trois!

[shyboy3s3]

At least this dudes gets hella pussy

[rockveopera]

im lookin at his ugly face cuz duke nukem brought me here ironic

[mw2killz112]

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[MrDrinkableLiquid]

the only ppl hatin are kids sittin behind their computers.

rock n roll for life mickey <3

[axe328]

2:03 is that Courtney cox?

[TheShadyFriend]

he looks like my science teacher... Mrs. Williamson

[Tubalub16]

lmfao pink panties at 0:18

[4everbucs]

What the fuck?? A clean mickey avalon song whats the point? If someone is going to take this song as offensive it sure isn't gonna be over the two swear words

[OutlawGeezus]

lmao ! mickey avalon is pure boss!

[legomaster865]

he would be nothing without Duke.........But good song regardless

[legomaster865]

@xinsanityjmo "im a fucked idiot" hmmmm.... quick question..does that mean i got laid? because shure im not the smartest

[TheDw2012]

can any body tell me which 8 clubs he went to and where they are cuz as soon as I'm 21 I'm goin!

[dmwoolcott]

this is my anthem!!!!!!

[qartivel]

He doesn't give a shit if you live with your mom cuz he's gonna fuck her too

[KidCalledJake]

no one should ever dislike this shit.. unless yura fruit

[libbyh15]

ok its official hes drunk in this video!

[Kennyulior]

didnt look that easy for the middle one to count to 3 0:57

[hericles019]

@Kennyulior hah thats okay atleast shes pretty :P she doesnt need to know how to count other then her allowance from "big daddy"

[msawesomeish]

@CummingsFamily88 of the official video no but u can look up the explicit version of this

[sean919191]

U see kids...u can be ugly as fuck but if u have money...no problem

[crazyrabbits]

@sean919191

Yes, I'm sure all those girls were paid handsomely for their time.

[cromartie800]

@sean919191

You just need to look like you have money! :D WTF, our world is awesome!

[mrdudeman760]

@sean919191 It probly helps that he has the swagger of a god

[FPSMoses]

@sean919191 Just another Michael Jackson.

[JohnGunnPI]

@sean919191 Guess I'll need some money then

[VideosGaloe]

@sean919191

if you think Avalon is rich, you dont know him or what he does! ahah

[stitches611]

@sean919191 he is a sex symbol lol, to the girls he is a ladies man

[MissSamm13]

@sean919191 Well t he money helps but the man probably has other things going for him. Charisma, Talent, perhaps he has a giant dick. You never know.