lol 1:41 is really fitting for today:P in fact chuck norris killed osama, and be cause he kicked of the head obama think's its to bloody to show the public
DUDE I LOVE UNITED STATES N THERE ATTITUDE I SUBSCRIBED !!!!!! WAITIN FOR MORE CHUCK NORRIS SONS ARE NOW THE HEROES IN INDIAN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D LMAO
Jack Black's voice is so powerfull that when Chuck Norris came to roundhouse kick JB, Jack Black screamed one note and it made Chuck Norris's leg shatter!
@doidao97 so it was a fhucking movie they had to ive chuck norris 1004 doses of ilegal elephant to keep him from destroying bruce lee and everyone on set
theres only one man chuck norris fears, himself.. wait i mean bruce lee!
chozen0018 2 months ago
bruce lee kicked his ass,, fact!
chozen0018 2 months ago
Funny video! Nice work.
embomb701 3 months ago
Chuck Norris has the Nokia 3310 in color and with a camera of 4 megapixels!
TheDonkru 3 months ago
chuck norris is coming to get you for that video.bye bye man,im bery trully soryy :/
Opyourass 6 months ago
the boogyman may check his closet for chuck norris, but chuck norris checks his closet for bruce lee
MastaKilla347 6 months ago
@MastaKilla347 and bruce lee checks under his bed for lemmy kilmister.
otep67 5 months ago
6peoples are dead, l.
IMLwildwolf 7 months ago
Chuck norris makes onions cry. :D (i made this one)
wafflemonster8 8 months ago 2
after i laughed at this video i wasn't hungry anymore xD
PumaSocat 10 months ago
lol 1:41 is really fitting for today:P in fact chuck norris killed osama, and be cause he kicked of the head obama think's its to bloody to show the public
SachaTheEvilOne 10 months ago
Chuck Norris takes regular dumps in the forrest thicket-people think it's bear shit!
FeelGood30 11 months ago
chuck norris is a pussy i'd kick his ass
jordannn234 11 months ago
@jordannn234 seid the dead guy who died after typing this
devilknight69 11 months ago
@jordannn234 ahahahhah go meet him and post a video of it then. oh wait, it'll happen so fast you'll be dead before the camera records.
otep67 5 months ago
DUDE I LOVE UNITED STATES N THERE ATTITUDE I SUBSCRIBED !!!!!! WAITIN FOR MORE CHUCK NORRIS SONS ARE NOW THE HEROES IN INDIAN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D LMAO
yeriable 1 year ago
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yeriable 1 year ago
Chuck Norris uses bear mace to spice up his steaks
capzaraki 1 year ago
lol funny
ilikemoosic12 1 year ago
67 people 'll die tonight!!!
martinopresnik 1 year ago
This Mr. Jerry Coury and I want to tell you a Chuck Norris Jo....Hummp AAarrrgg
R.I.P Jerry...
This is a reminder to you all.
They are called Chuck Norris "FACTS"
Say the wrong word and your DEAD!
Chuck Norris
creaturebotman 1 year ago
hahaha
JuNoD125 1 year ago
watch?v=M-1gkuHrcdc
VideoVerifying 1 year ago
cancer was diagnosed with Chuck Norris
metalpsips 1 year ago
CERTIFIED: Chuck Norris approved
DudeWeAreMetal 1 year ago
I'M NOT IN A COMMA AFTER 5 MINUTES.... YESS !!!!
EDIT: *cough* nvm, he was just busy with the other 9000 guys arround the world not liking the video...*cough* ----COMMA
MichaelSephiroth 1 year ago
i saw chuck once...now i'm blind
supertsiable 1 year ago
what song is that
TheCreed951 1 year ago
Is there someone out there that got roundhouse-kicked yesterday???
XD
demonslayer55555585 1 year ago
only, ONLY chuck norris knows the meaning of life.
dholispikesingh01 1 year ago
if U have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars...............Chuck Norris has more money than U ;)))))
larysarte 1 year ago
yeaa good video but your descripton and the lil commentary bubbles r`uined it.. they werent funny jokes that you wrote
kendal613 1 year ago
@kendal613
you do know you CAN turn those off
Diamondkid777 1 year ago 7
@Diamondkid777 Those commentaries created themselves out of fear of Chuck Norris.
Perilous3D 1 year ago
lol @ according to scientific theory chuck norris roundhouse kicked you,.. YESTERDAY! (XD) CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!! LOLZZ
SuperNumber19 1 year ago
XD NICE VIDEO
JohnRambo90814 1 year ago
little kids wear superman pajamas to bed.. superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed.....
420dwilson 1 year ago
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck norris can swim on land!
IggyKoopa12 1 year ago
watched the video response
8thWeekday 2 years ago
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Jack Black's voice is so powerfull that when Chuck Norris came to roundhouse kick JB, Jack Black screamed one note and it made Chuck Norris's leg shatter!
mechaghostman2 2 years ago
Chuck Norris kicked the T-Rex so hard it turned into what we know today as a chicken :)
DaMegaFlea 2 years ago
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass once, I Googled it! LOL! So that fact is wrong! LOL!
mechaghostman2 2 years ago
People tried making Chuck Norris Toilet paper but it would not take crap from anybody!
IggyKoopa12 2 years ago 2
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
halimski 2 years ago
Hey dude what is the song just wondering?
TheDarthcool 2 years ago
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. LOL
TrueRoflCakez 2 years ago
Maybe Bruce Lee kicked his ass but look who died first....of roundhouse -kick related injuries.
modusman13 2 years ago 2
no bruce lee kicked chucks ass in way of the dragon
doidao97 2 years ago 2
@doidao97
Only because that was actually a stunt double. Just standing there getting beat on Chuck Norris still wins the fight.
midnight68652 1 year ago
@doidao97 so it was a fhucking movie they had to ive chuck norris 1004 doses of ilegal elephant to keep him from destroying bruce lee and everyone on set
stickemon 1 year ago
@doidao97 Bruce lee was chuck norrises master he taught him soooo yeah
TheCreed951 1 year ago
@doidao97 hum... and that is called acting...
iffrithda 1 year ago
Lol
MusiqNerd09 2 years ago
great video i nearly died laughing.....hahahhaahahahahahaha
roflmao........hahahahahahahahahahaha
vakhoiroh 2 years ago
excelent video!!!!!! man it was awsome!!!!
tomasferrada 2 years ago
chuck norris went up to god and he told him "u'r in my seat."
Luigi2049 2 years ago 7
really funny
boxdynomite3 2 years ago
wow ur the 1700 person iv subscribed to XD congratz rofl
tom133991 2 years ago
you know the meteor that wiped out teh dinosaurs???well that was actuallt chuck norris descending from the heavens punching downwards
boxdynomite3 2 years ago
i think i just peed a little bit
pkirby08 3 years ago
i think the rest are hilarious just that one
glitcher999 3 years ago
2:19 isnt funny
glitcher999 3 years ago
@glitcher999 get a sence of humor bozo.
SuperNumber19 1 year ago
poor mexican baby lol
xXHellsODSTXx 3 years ago 2
Can kick you yesterday!!! Bwhahahaha! CLASSIC!
MrPrestoTV 3 years ago
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That's fucked up. :< why are you making fun of him
MustangGal1 3 years ago
LMAO, I think i just pissed myself.
Huntsosa 3 years ago
YO!!! Chuck norris!!!
ABHLR 3 years ago
u cant stop chuck norris norris norris
zsupnik 3 years ago
wow
I'm surprised there isn't a million views to this!! :P
Civiso 3 years ago
wow that was so funnt chuck norris rules
josh5188 3 years ago
Awsome!
Apeforce1 3 years ago