Not everyone is good at what they do, some are downright horrendous, one can understand that but what makes people universally hate Uwe Boll is his arrogance, hatefulness towards critics and total lack of respect for other directors in the film industry who are better than him. You can drop a bomb on his head and he still won't have a clue as to why is it that his movies suck and people hate him so much.
the only reason this guy didn't get 1million signatures is cause no one gives a rat’s ass to take the time out of their day to vote for such a brutal and pathetic piece of shit excuse for a directer
Far Cry was actually one of his better movies, believe it or not.
The worst of his I've seen is BloodRayne 2. Not only was it inept and stupid, as usual, but it was also extremely boring so it was hard to even laugh at.
So... This guy claims that he is the only genius in the business? Apparently he hasn't heard of Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, The Coens, Chris Nolan, Darren Aronofsky, Stephen Spielberg, Clint Eastwood, Ridley Scott, Brian Singer, Alfred HItchcock, or David Fincher. I hope that is the case. Either that, or he is getting the Oscars confused with the Razzies
he is a genius at making us think he is a complete retard and we will eventually buy and watch his shitty film just to see how shit his shitty film making skills are
now i finally believe some people should never have been born
Well think about it for a second, if he makes a movie of Postal 2, think about it... good game: shit movie, shit game: good movie. So we may actually get a fairly good movie if he makes a movie about Postal 2.
Hey Uwe? Why do you care? You make more money with 2 sentences on a piece of paper than ive ever made in my whole life You selfish douche bag monkey cock.
Ill bet you didnt even know there was an economic crash.
How big an ass hole do you have to be to have all that blood money and still get offended by your OVERWHELMING amount people who just want you to stop
i loved postal...that movie was the shit, the game is too...and really who cares, let the man do what he wants, if you don't like his movies don't watch them...its that simple
@dumapies it's not the fact that we don't wan't to watch his movies (well for me anyway) it's the fact that the movies are already made, and badly. So either someone has to remake the movies correctly, or we have to settle for him ruining our game adaptations
if you don't want the game ruined for you again...don't watch it and wait for a better adaption, so far hes the only one whos making them, and video game based movies are never good or high budget so just get used to it...nobody is gonna make a 200 million $ blockbuster based on a crappy video game
@dumapies agreed. he may not be better than bay or eli...but bay's transformers was subpar. his technique is basic and parodied at times (slow mo). and it seems like eli roth's track record isnt good either
If there are enough haters of his movies, that he has to make a forma (I use that word lightly) response, then obviously.....his movies must suck. I don't know, maybe he is right, maybe he is the only true genius on the planet.
The reason why Uwe Boll sucks is because he's SO Egotistical about himself and his work that he never sees the flaws of his own movies. He's a terrible director, David Zucker would be so proud of this guy's work. Boll should stop making movies and actually pay attention to his own shit. He makes Michael Bay look like art, and I don't give a shit about Michael Bay.
Oh and there are directors who get more shit than Boll who have more talent: Mick Garris, Eli Roth, Troy Duffy, among others.
@Chrispat8 Mick Garris, Eli Roth and Troy Duffy are all as bad....in fact worse than Boll. His latest films (Stoic and Rampage) are actually far better than anything those three have produced.
I'm sorry but I disagree. While all three filmmakers that you mentioned are not that good they are better then Uwe Boll. Mick Garris did two episodes on Masters of Horror each different stories and segments and they are both better then anything Uwe Boll has done.Eli Roth did Cabin Fever which was better then anything Boll has done, and he did the thanksgiving trailer which I liked and he did Hostel which had a good concept but the torture was too absurd but still better then Boll
And Troy Duffy, Boondock Saints is a little overrated and that is his character is both Boondock saints but even then those two movies are better then anything Boll has ever done.
I can't believe this man thinks he's a genius after all of his so called "movies" that he says is amazing and all that and what suks the most is that he still gets rich off his bullshit movies....omg why isnt this guy out of the movie making business?
I met many smart good German people even other german directors but Uwe Boll is truly................. a retard German fool...he is disgracing his own race in film industry.
Umm, your movies are not genius, at all! House of the Dead was beyong horrible & laughable. And the trailer for Alone in The Dark made me crack up. Michael Bay's movies may suck too, but compared to yours (& your self-superiority) they're beyond genius.
does this cock sucker really think that he is good?
my fucking dog can make better movies than him... he is right about one thing though... he has make movies LIKE NO ONE ELSE in the past ten years, thats because every movie in the past ten years was at least bearable...
We have every right to be mad that Uwe Boll is making these atrocities, we have every right to be angry that he gets away with making this shit, and we have the right to express this. The fact that this no-talent douchebag had the gall to say "I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business" just shows how greatly this clown needs to get put in his place. If we don't do something, this prick will continue to make these bullshit movies, and continue to act like a total asshole.
Uwe Boll doesn't actually make money from his films, they're funded by a special German tax shelter program which funds films that receive certain investments (or at least, that's how it used to work; the law was recently changed, I believe) so simply not watching his movies wouldn't have any real effect.
actually its not about "bad video game movie" its more about "absolute fucking torture in a dvd box" bad movies. and dont u think that Uwe is the bigger nerd since he only makes video game movies?
wtf, dude, michael bay, as annoying as he is , he is way better than this dick ! i wonder where he gets the statement " i'm the only genius in this whole fucking business ", excuse me, as far i'm concerned, ppl invented the film awards to honor those who are the real " genius" in the film industry. i don't see any of his name in the nomination categories , well, except the razzie awards.
just type in the uwe bowl petition on google you'll be sure to find it lol signing that thing was probobly one of the best things i've ever done in my life
Already did! Just did it a couple weeks ago! You are right, it does feel good to sign that thing! By the way, you think he REALLY will quit making video game movies when a million people sign? I hope so!
The only way to know for sure is for more people to sign the Uwe Bowle petition i really pray its true in 20 months it went from 18,000 to 34,000 i wish it would go faster lol. I think its our job to get as many people as we can to sign it to speed this up lol if we could get at least a quater of new york city to vote yes to this we could do it.
Yeah, I'm hoping we can do it. The best way to do it would be to warn people in mass, "If you don't sign the petition to get Uwe Boll to stop making his movies, he's going to start working on a Super Mario Brothers movie! You know how bad THAT one was? This one's gonna be even worse!" Tell people that, and they'll sign it as quick as they can get to their computers.
The true genius of Uwe Boll's movies is that they don't need to conform to the ridiculous standards of "character development" or "logical plot progression", he just lets things happen, and then give them to a coked up ape to edit. Todays film makers could learn much from him.
Please tell me he's kidding about being a genius in the movie making business! Listen, Michael Bay sucks, but at least his films have star power, and a budget that "supports" them. The only "major star" to be in Boll's films was Christian freakin' Slater!
Michale Bay is actually good when it comes to action films, take transformers, it WAS well executed....strange jokes, some silly bits, but come on.....genuinly good. This guy.........*SIGH*
Goddamn this is too fucking funny!!! Look, I realize this guy makes crap movies, and there really is no defending him, but I think some of you guys gotta lighten up a bit and see the humour in this.
It's like the scene from the old sci-fi/horror flick where the mad scientist proclaims his plan(s) for taking over the world. Add the think german accen on top of it.
Uwe Boll is a HORRIBLE director and filmmaker. I can't believe he's such an arrogant douchebag as to believe he's actually "ze only focking genius in ze whole focking beezness". And he challenges anybody that tells him his movies suck to a fistfight. He REALLY should have stuck to boxing.
Uwe Boll is second only to Seltzer and Friedberg (the creators of the "Vague Genre Movie" spoofs) as far as irredeemably horrible directors and filmmakers go.
Yes, that's true, and I'd like to add, Seltzer and Friedberg's movies are unforgivably horrible. I thought Meet The Spartans was as gut-wrenchingly terrible and unfunny as it got, but then Epic Movie and ESPECIALLY the aptly-named Disaster Movie came out. They just keep miraculously getting WORSE with each movie they create.
Wait, is he serious when he calls Bay retarded and calls himself a genius? Tell me he's joking. I kinda felt bad for the dude until this. I mean, his movies are terrible but you can avoid watching them and everyone should be allowed to do what they want artistically. But he should be humble in his position. The only movies worst than his are the ones on the sci fi channel and they are pure shit to the core.
house of the dead was made on a bigger budget than hostel and cabin fever combined and look at what whas produced. i think i know who the better director is out of you and eli roth
There's nothing elitist about calling out a bad movie. I honestly wanted to give Uwe a chance with Postal, but he still fucked it up. Unfunny jokes do not a comedy make. If anything, I think I chuckled at Uwe's cameo where he talked about his movies being funded by Nazi gold, but that's about it. I had to keep myself from nodding off the rest of the movie. If you liked it, though, more power to you.
Don't know and don't care, I have not seen it yet anyway. But the few extracts I saw were far less boring than the crapfests that were House of the dead and Alone in the dark.
ahha this retard is ridiculous... i would gladly step into the ring with him.. he is so deluded he actually thinks he has an ounce of 'talent'... go fucking home and live in a cave u ugly talentless faggot! your films are tasteless and stupid that would only appeal to retarded infants! which u are hence u actually enjoy them!
I agree with you... I would LOVE to step into the ring with him, too, but he would turn me down... He doesn't want to tangle with people that are significantly bigger than him, and have enough experience in boxing that they can actually kick his ass. He only picks on average, untrained people.
Just look at Seanbaby's page titled "the Uwe Boll Saga"... He called Seanbaby out, only to back down when Seanbaby said he was a Muay Thai practitioner, and he actually had experience in martial arts.
Michael Bay is retarded? The guy makes epic blockbusters for fucks sake. What has this asshole Boll ever contributed other than movies that are absolute crap?
Well, he does have a point about not making the same shitty movies over and over again. Boll makes lots of different shitty movies over and over again. Sadly, they're all shitty for the same reason over and over again.
My rant towards that clueless piece of fecal matter who actually thinks he's a brilliant director: "Uwe Boll, you SUCK!!! Stop ruining great video games like Bloodrayne - A particular unforgivable blasphemy on your part - by making those atrocious "films"!! I don't care how many critics you pummel, it's not making you any better a director!! Your mere existence is a blight on the world of film-making. You have no vision, no common sense, NO TALENT, PERIOD!!"
Wow what an egotistical prick. I personally have signed the stop uwe boll petition, and it has over 200,000 signatures, so go sign it if you haven't yet. I also looked at his pro uwe boll petition, and it only has like 87 signatures lol.
Uwe Troll's IQ is lower than the room's temperature.
supereldinho 1 month ago
Well, he has a point about how Michael Bay makes the same movies every time.
You have to give him that.
1Adr1an6 1 month ago
Not everyone is good at what they do, some are downright horrendous, one can understand that but what makes people universally hate Uwe Boll is his arrogance, hatefulness towards critics and total lack of respect for other directors in the film industry who are better than him. You can drop a bomb on his head and he still won't have a clue as to why is it that his movies suck and people hate him so much.
madascene99 2 months ago
signed
dave00dance 4 months ago
Liked for being the only video found to be unedited, and so is freed from the major amounts of FAIL and UNFUNNY that the edited videos have.
ruekurei88 4 months ago
He gives the word "Genius" a whole new meaning
MetalMettler 4 months ago
the only reason this guy didn't get 1million signatures is cause no one gives a rat’s ass to take the time out of their day to vote for such a brutal and pathetic piece of shit excuse for a directer
triplethelength 4 months ago
Far Cry was actually one of his better movies, believe it or not.
The worst of his I've seen is BloodRayne 2. Not only was it inept and stupid, as usual, but it was also extremely boring so it was hard to even laugh at.
Aftermath604 6 months ago
two words
FAR CRY
mr0champagne 6 months ago
What an egotistic cockmongler.
SPOREthomas 6 months ago
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a real director doesn't have to tell people his movies are good
living117 7 months ago
So... This guy claims that he is the only genius in the business? Apparently he hasn't heard of Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, The Coens, Chris Nolan, Darren Aronofsky, Stephen Spielberg, Clint Eastwood, Ridley Scott, Brian Singer, Alfred HItchcock, or David Fincher. I hope that is the case. Either that, or he is getting the Oscars confused with the Razzies
40Pacino 7 months ago
hahah, only around 7600 pro-uwe boll (3 different petitions added up) and over 360,000 in one petition alone against him.
The problem is theres not enough people that watch his movies or even care do the petition.
Uwe, you might never see 1,000,000 against, but you WILL NEVER see for it you.
Accept the loss already...
Da1C3M4N 11 months ago
he is a genius at making us think he is a complete retard and we will eventually buy and watch his shitty film just to see how shit his shitty film making skills are
now i finally believe some people should never have been born
dodoboy1212 1 year ago
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dodoboy1212 1 year ago
micheal bay is a way better film maker than than this fucking retard i can't wait for this talentless hack to retire
whoever560 1 year ago
@HobbsCanuck good one
jmoney507 1 year ago
Well think about it for a second, if he makes a movie of Postal 2, think about it... good game: shit movie, shit game: good movie. So we may actually get a fairly good movie if he makes a movie about Postal 2.
Mance200 1 year ago
T-tommy wiseau? Shaved head? No-no.....
foodonface 1 year ago
someone needs to whack him with a big plank of wood with the words "SOURCE MATERIAL" written on in large bold lettering
ohtheforlanity 1 year ago
witart
deadlyzbryce 1 year ago
omg, i can't believe there is someone with an ego this massive
ediskrad327 1 year ago
hahaha this was funny, i actually gained respect for him now xD
krazayfilms 1 year ago
Michael Bay is really a great director but I'd rather watch a big CGI cluster fuck movie than any of his
nAtespOOny 1 year ago
Hey Uwe? Why do you care? You make more money with 2 sentences on a piece of paper than ive ever made in my whole life You selfish douche bag monkey cock.
Ill bet you didnt even know there was an economic crash.
How big an ass hole do you have to be to have all that blood money and still get offended by your OVERWHELMING amount people who just want you to stop
The petition won, you lost...faggot
DrScruffy 1 year ago
Definitely not a cinematic genius, more like a clever businessman.
Until Uwe is able to exploit the low standards of the movie going public, he won't stop.
And that's just cool.
Chulacker 1 year ago
I want to sign this pro-boll petition. I would also like to know how to convey sarcasm using text.
Mans566 1 year ago
genius? well, if thats what you want to call it...
claytonfosure 1 year ago
Genius? he just ripps off video game ideas...
SentaMentalJimmy 1 year ago
I really think he might be retarded.
Menokokoro 1 year ago
i loved postal...that movie was the shit, the game is too...and really who cares, let the man do what he wants, if you don't like his movies don't watch them...its that simple
dumapies 1 year ago
@dumapies it's not the fact that we don't wan't to watch his movies (well for me anyway) it's the fact that the movies are already made, and badly. So either someone has to remake the movies correctly, or we have to settle for him ruining our game adaptations
Menokokoro 1 year ago
@Menokokoro
if you don't want the game ruined for you again...don't watch it and wait for a better adaption, so far hes the only one whos making them, and video game based movies are never good or high budget so just get used to it...nobody is gonna make a 200 million $ blockbuster based on a crappy video game
dumapies 1 year ago
@dumapies agreed. he may not be better than bay or eli...but bay's transformers was subpar. his technique is basic and parodied at times (slow mo). and it seems like eli roth's track record isnt good either
mc14halo 1 year ago
If there are enough haters of his movies, that he has to make a forma (I use that word lightly) response, then obviously.....his movies must suck. I don't know, maybe he is right, maybe he is the only true genius on the planet.
Menokokoro 1 year ago
Where's the Pro Bowl petition and when can I sign it? I have a good idea of which NFL players I want to go this year.
kame789 1 year ago 2
You know he said it, and because it is it on Youtube, it must be true.
vidvamp001 1 year ago
The only other directors this guy seems to come close to is Seltzer/Friedberg, Joel Schumacher and whoever did Battlefield Earth.
I've only seen the Nostalgia Critic's review of Alone in the Dark, but I think that's enough.
tolchok89 1 year ago
U RUINED FARCRY,BLOODRAYNE,HOUSE OF THE DEAD,ALONE IN THE DARK,DUNGEON SEIGE AND POSTAL PLS DIE IN A FIRE
uberhaxor69 1 year ago
WOW what a Douche!
Cerberus091 1 year ago
The reason why Uwe Boll sucks is because he's SO Egotistical about himself and his work that he never sees the flaws of his own movies. He's a terrible director, David Zucker would be so proud of this guy's work. Boll should stop making movies and actually pay attention to his own shit. He makes Michael Bay look like art, and I don't give a shit about Michael Bay.
Oh and there are directors who get more shit than Boll who have more talent: Mick Garris, Eli Roth, Troy Duffy, among others.
Chrispat8 1 year ago 8
@Chrispat8 Mick Garris, Eli Roth and Troy Duffy are all as bad....in fact worse than Boll. His latest films (Stoic and Rampage) are actually far better than anything those three have produced.
ehansen3 1 year ago
@ehansen3
I'm sorry but I disagree. While all three filmmakers that you mentioned are not that good they are better then Uwe Boll. Mick Garris did two episodes on Masters of Horror each different stories and segments and they are both better then anything Uwe Boll has done.Eli Roth did Cabin Fever which was better then anything Boll has done, and he did the thanksgiving trailer which I liked and he did Hostel which had a good concept but the torture was too absurd but still better then Boll
jcicone1 1 year ago
@ehansen3
And Troy Duffy, Boondock Saints is a little overrated and that is his character is both Boondock saints but even then those two movies are better then anything Boll has ever done.
jcicone1 1 year ago
Try making a movie like "The Rock", Boll. Come on, try it.
aquapendulum 1 year ago
This guy can't be real. He's one of the funniest jokes in the business. ha ha. The german accent just tops it off.
Tigerlily21 1 year ago
What? Eli Roth's worst film is BETTER than Boll's best "film".
mynameisiansmum 1 year ago
So THIS is the maggot behind the destruction of many a game franchise on film? Figures a moron would think he's a genius.
MexicanJuice7 1 year ago
NO: 352495
cenaro55 2 years ago
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cenaro55 2 years ago
It's possible that Eww Ball is being self-deprecating and satirical. After all, no one can be that stupid and that arrogant. Or can they?
lepolemicist 2 years ago 8
Uwe Boll is fucking awesome.
DJXeroBeat 2 years ago
I can't believe this man thinks he's a genius after all of his so called "movies" that he says is amazing and all that and what suks the most is that he still gets rich off his bullshit movies....omg why isnt this guy out of the movie making business?
LOCUSTHATER666 2 years ago
My signature makes 351289
noxcid80 2 years ago
i'm not going to vote for uwe What's he gonna do challange me to a boxing match?
CpsLock3 2 years ago
I met many smart good German people even other german directors but Uwe Boll is truly................. a retard German fool...he is disgracing his own race in film industry.
GANESHAN 2 years ago
I feel really sad that my country delivered such a piece of shit to the world :(
DragonOrderDrawing 2 years ago 2
only retard more like it (though Mr. Bay is on the line)
TheJokersAdvocate96 2 years ago
haha.
mystorydude 2 years ago
Umm, your movies are not genius, at all! House of the Dead was beyong horrible & laughable. And the trailer for Alone in The Dark made me crack up. Michael Bay's movies may suck too, but compared to yours (& your self-superiority) they're beyond genius.
Frisby2007 2 years ago
all u really need to do is stop watching his new movies
EBO123454 2 years ago
does this cock sucker really think that he is good?
my fucking dog can make better movies than him... he is right about one thing though... he has make movies LIKE NO ONE ELSE in the past ten years, thats because every movie in the past ten years was at least bearable...
CuatroEspada 2 years ago
sei un cazzone vai zappare
cap09040 2 years ago 2
wow u r all nerds for being mad that he makes bad video game movies that shows how much of a looser you guys are
EBO123454 2 years ago
We have every right to be mad that Uwe Boll is making these atrocities, we have every right to be angry that he gets away with making this shit, and we have the right to express this. The fact that this no-talent douchebag had the gall to say "I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business" just shows how greatly this clown needs to get put in his place. If we don't do something, this prick will continue to make these bullshit movies, and continue to act like a total asshole.
n0oneimportant 2 years ago
then y dont u guys just not pay to see his movies that seems good enough wen u pay he gets the inspiration
EBO123454 2 years ago
Uwe Boll doesn't actually make money from his films, they're funded by a special German tax shelter program which funds films that receive certain investments (or at least, that's how it used to work; the law was recently changed, I believe) so simply not watching his movies wouldn't have any real effect.
17otacon 1 year ago
actually its not about "bad video game movie" its more about "absolute fucking torture in a dvd box" bad movies. and dont u think that Uwe is the bigger nerd since he only makes video game movies?
CuatroEspada 2 years ago
wtf, dude, michael bay, as annoying as he is , he is way better than this dick ! i wonder where he gets the statement " i'm the only genius in this whole fucking business ", excuse me, as far i'm concerned, ppl invented the film awards to honor those who are the real " genius" in the film industry. i don't see any of his name in the nomination categories , well, except the razzie awards.
Hiemosan 2 years ago
Where can I find this petition? I wanted to sign it ever since I heard him open his goddamn mouth. What an asshole.
n0oneimportant 2 years ago
just type in the uwe bowl petition on google you'll be sure to find it lol signing that thing was probobly one of the best things i've ever done in my life
Godzilla52 2 years ago
Already did! Just did it a couple weeks ago! You are right, it does feel good to sign that thing! By the way, you think he REALLY will quit making video game movies when a million people sign? I hope so!
n0oneimportant 2 years ago
The only way to know for sure is for more people to sign the Uwe Bowle petition i really pray its true in 20 months it went from 18,000 to 34,000 i wish it would go faster lol. I think its our job to get as many people as we can to sign it to speed this up lol if we could get at least a quater of new york city to vote yes to this we could do it.
Godzilla52 2 years ago
Yeah, I'm hoping we can do it. The best way to do it would be to warn people in mass, "If you don't sign the petition to get Uwe Boll to stop making his movies, he's going to start working on a Super Mario Brothers movie! You know how bad THAT one was? This one's gonna be even worse!" Tell people that, and they'll sign it as quick as they can get to their computers.
n0oneimportant 2 years ago
Last I checked it was over 300,000 signatures (me being one of them).
Kratos87Fan19 2 years ago
I'm ze only genius in ze 'ole fucking business >:(
dougpecklord 2 years ago
The true genius of Uwe Boll's movies is that they don't need to conform to the ridiculous standards of "character development" or "logical plot progression", he just lets things happen, and then give them to a coked up ape to edit. Todays film makers could learn much from him.
wikiporno 2 years ago
lol, well he still has his self confidence left:P which surprises me
simocider 2 years ago
Tell me that this is all a skit, his CAREER is a skit, and that in ten years, he'll reveal that this is all a practical joke.
Otherwise...yeah...this is incredibly disheartening to see.
MaDrEaMeR17 2 years ago
What he calls "genius" I call idiotic and painful.
balrog13571 2 years ago 2
Please tell me he's kidding about being a genius in the movie making business! Listen, Michael Bay sucks, but at least his films have star power, and a budget that "supports" them. The only "major star" to be in Boll's films was Christian freakin' Slater!
LordAlucardsbride 2 years ago
WOW! actual proof that humans can actually disappear up their own asses.
wrestlerguy666 2 years ago 4
That was probably one of the best descriptions of Uwe i have seen.
madsli 2 years ago
He's right. He's just such a fucking genius, our tiny little brains cannot comprehend the brilliance of his movies.
Seriously, if i would ever make a comedy, i'd give him the lead. This guy is just a natural. He doesn't even have to try to make people laugh.
moccamonster 2 years ago 40
@moccamonster Just don't let him know it's a comedy or he WILL fuck it up.
Massemassimo 1 year ago
This guy's ego is WAY too over-the-top. And that's an understatement.
Gahsu 2 years ago 33
@Gahsu His head is bigger than his ego
nAtespOOny 10 months ago
woah! 3,666 views!
GenericRubbishName 2 years ago
a genius who rruins everything he touches! where is this petition and can i still sign it?
Ookamiboy12 2 years ago 6
I like to watch really bad movies once a while made by him
bloodlava 2 years ago
Michale Bay is actually good when it comes to action films, take transformers, it WAS well executed....strange jokes, some silly bits, but come on.....genuinly good. This guy.........*SIGH*
HaloFan262 2 years ago 4
transformers was fucken terrible, at least postal was funny
Ultizer 2 years ago
your opinion, i cant argue with that
HaloFan262 2 years ago
Goddamn this is too fucking funny!!! Look, I realize this guy makes crap movies, and there really is no defending him, but I think some of you guys gotta lighten up a bit and see the humour in this.
It's like the scene from the old sci-fi/horror flick where the mad scientist proclaims his plan(s) for taking over the world. Add the think german accen on top of it.
Hudsucker94 2 years ago
well at least he can see what a rubbish director michael bay is
kadjub 2 years ago 2
he's right about michael bay..
TlGBC 2 years ago
So hilarious, everytime i see this i can't stop laughing, he's a fucking joke
akace7 2 years ago 3
Me too! :D xD Hilarious :D
PacifistShotgun 2 years ago
Uwe Boll is a HORRIBLE director and filmmaker. I can't believe he's such an arrogant douchebag as to believe he's actually "ze only focking genius in ze whole focking beezness". And he challenges anybody that tells him his movies suck to a fistfight. He REALLY should have stuck to boxing.
Uwe Boll is second only to Seltzer and Friedberg (the creators of the "Vague Genre Movie" spoofs) as far as irredeemably horrible directors and filmmakers go.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago 2
At least Uwe Boll's movies are fun to watch when smashed.
Setzer and Friedberg are so devoid of anything substantial, watching them while intoxicated is a great way to make everyone cry at a party.
rjdroid 2 years ago
Yes, that's true, and I'd like to add, Seltzer and Friedberg's movies are unforgivably horrible. I thought Meet The Spartans was as gut-wrenchingly terrible and unfunny as it got, but then Epic Movie and ESPECIALLY the aptly-named Disaster Movie came out. They just keep miraculously getting WORSE with each movie they create.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
Uwe Boll makes terrible movies. Anyone who tells you otherwise is Uwe Boll.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago 5
To Uwe Boll: Obvious troll is obvious. NAO GTFO.
masterbuilder34 2 years ago 3
I love how he calls himself a genius... twice... in one minute...
AgentAJD 2 years ago 3
Best troll evrar
theothercommentguy 2 years ago 4
Wait, is he serious when he calls Bay retarded and calls himself a genius? Tell me he's joking. I kinda felt bad for the dude until this. I mean, his movies are terrible but you can avoid watching them and everyone should be allowed to do what they want artistically. But he should be humble in his position. The only movies worst than his are the ones on the sci fi channel and they are pure shit to the core.
YurAllStupid 2 years ago 3
he makes michael look like gandhi
swordsmanwil 2 years ago 4
house of the dead was made on a bigger budget than hostel and cabin fever combined and look at what whas produced. i think i know who the better director is out of you and eli roth
wizardofgore666 2 years ago
damn what an arrogant prick, thinks he's the only genius in the business yeah right.
SnakeSkin950 2 years ago 2
What a dumbass prick, conceited D-bag piece of shit.
goldeyeblue 2 years ago
Stfu uwe, you self absorbed director wanna-be..
ballebanan 2 years ago 2
IF by Genius you mean completely and utterly retarded and can't frame a shot to save his career then I completely agree
But if you mean Genius in a non backward universe sense, then no, he isn't
HieiYYH2 2 years ago
Uwe Boll is so incredibly awesome, words are unable to describe his brilliance
BIasphemer 3 years ago 2
Uwe Boll is my favourite director! Go and sign "pro-boll" petition!
Naposim1337 3 years ago
"I'm the only genius in the whole f-cking buisness" Man that's entertaining...
Exeron91 3 years ago 5
Angry & talentless Uwe is angry & talentless!
DeimosComaBlack 3 years ago
fack u uwe boll. u want to rip people apart? start at ripping yourself you jackass
DarkRising12 3 years ago
At least Michael Bay can "create" robots that can kick his ass. (You know what I mean.)
Ub3rU2mak1 3 years ago 3
Postal was decent though.
DanaWhite0 3 years ago
No. It wasn't. Not remotely.
filthyfinkleton 3 years ago
It was you elitist faggot.
DanaWhite0 3 years ago
There's nothing elitist about calling out a bad movie. I honestly wanted to give Uwe a chance with Postal, but he still fucked it up. Unfunny jokes do not a comedy make. If anything, I think I chuckled at Uwe's cameo where he talked about his movies being funded by Nazi gold, but that's about it. I had to keep myself from nodding off the rest of the movie. If you liked it, though, more power to you.
filthyfinkleton 3 years ago
Don't know and don't care, I have not seen it yet anyway. But the few extracts I saw were far less boring than the crapfests that were House of the dead and Alone in the dark.
DanaWhite0 3 years ago
ahha this retard is ridiculous... i would gladly step into the ring with him.. he is so deluded he actually thinks he has an ounce of 'talent'... go fucking home and live in a cave u ugly talentless faggot! your films are tasteless and stupid that would only appeal to retarded infants! which u are hence u actually enjoy them!
a11ure 3 years ago
I agree with you... I would LOVE to step into the ring with him, too, but he would turn me down... He doesn't want to tangle with people that are significantly bigger than him, and have enough experience in boxing that they can actually kick his ass. He only picks on average, untrained people.
Just look at Seanbaby's page titled "the Uwe Boll Saga"... He called Seanbaby out, only to back down when Seanbaby said he was a Muay Thai practitioner, and he actually had experience in martial arts.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago
Michael Bay is retarded? The guy makes epic blockbusters for fucks sake. What has this asshole Boll ever contributed other than movies that are absolute crap?
Doomsdaywarrior 3 years ago 4
I don't like most of Michael Bay's films yet Michael's stuff looks Fellini next to Uwe Boll
buckiemohawk 3 years ago 3
I don't like Michael Bay, but compared to Uwe Boll, Michael is practically fucking Shakespeare.
TheUnpromisedOne 2 years ago 3
Well, he does have a point about not making the same shitty movies over and over again. Boll makes lots of different shitty movies over and over again. Sadly, they're all shitty for the same reason over and over again.
0okamino 3 years ago
BUUUUUURN BUUUUUUUURN !
Jessuss1991 3 years ago 4
My rant towards that clueless piece of fecal matter who actually thinks he's a brilliant director: "Uwe Boll, you SUCK!!! Stop ruining great video games like Bloodrayne - A particular unforgivable blasphemy on your part - by making those atrocious "films"!! I don't care how many critics you pummel, it's not making you any better a director!! Your mere existence is a blight on the world of film-making. You have no vision, no common sense, NO TALENT, PERIOD!!"
sanguis666 3 years ago 5
I didn't like Uwe Boll before this, but now I hate him.
CharlieSwabb 3 years ago 11
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UWE BOLL IS THE ONLY GENIUS
kcarruthers2007 3 years ago
i think uwe smells like rotten chocolate milk
DeadCorpse3 3 years ago 2
My God... he makes Michael Bay look like Gandhi.
Adamanted 3 years ago 5
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Uwe Boll f*cking rocks
chres 3 years ago
Wow what an egotistical prick. I personally have signed the stop uwe boll petition, and it has over 200,000 signatures, so go sign it if you haven't yet. I also looked at his pro uwe boll petition, and it only has like 87 signatures lol.
thevoice560 3 years ago 2
The only person who thinks Uwe Boll is a genius is Uwe Boll.
forever19001900 3 years ago 4
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zydarking 3 years ago
BURN IN HELL UWE BOLL!!!
Q8iDude 3 years ago 5
Someone should kick he's ass with a large stick and force it into he's ass and hit him in the face. That man has such an ego.
Gothichell 3 years ago 3
he is a genius when it comes to destroying movies
cloudcrusher 3 years ago 8
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good point :D
eezarthegreat 3 years ago
Fuck this dickweed. What a arrogant faggot, he can't make a film to save his life. Eli Roth makes a better film then this hack job.
Jaesz 3 years ago 3
he's a cunt
eezarthegreat 3 years ago
Wow what a douchebag.
MutantHero 3 years ago 3