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  • the way he says 'extracts' is just superb

  • Can't hear it

  • willy banjo should be a recognised sport along with minge beatboxing

    2012

  • harhar, I love you Tom Hollander.

  • Both me and my girlfriend loved this scene when we first saw it. I still find it hilarious, but she's gone of it since I started serenading her with melodies from my willy banjo.

  • i was practically pissing myself at this scene, completely brilliant

  • Best ass chewing ever!!!

  • This, along with the scene where Malcolm

    is ripping into to Simon about him saying that war is unforeseeable, were the two best parts to me." It is not inevitable, nor is it... evitable." I almost died watching that scene.

  • Christ, Americans like Crisco are an embarrassment. The sad thing is, they don't realize how stupid they sound to everyone save to the idiot demographic to which they belong. It's dim, ignorant imbeciles like him who make shows like Jersey Shore possible.

  • hollander is immense

  • When I saw the film this scene made me laugh so much I had to stop the DVD. Tom Hollander is a superb actor.

  • "You didn't pull your dick out and start plucking it, and start shouting Willy Banjo"

  • Press CC and lough your ass of :D

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  • good morning my little chicks and cocks?

  • I lol at all the arguments going on about britian and america who the fuck cares honestly??

  • WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE SUB TITLES ON THIS :L

  • willy banjo.

  • This clip is bloody funny, but it's even funnier with the extremely wrong subtitles:

    "and then blow stimulates smelling like case seesawed some cases"

    "the priest the sheik on these little marks on his late coming to some kind of salary"

    "I'm going on fat"

    "your skull needed what itself to take in Iraq"

  • Is it just me who noticed the really odd off subtitles? xD

  • The Thick of It and Ricky Gervais are the only British TV comedy worth shite since Monty.

  • @nasribb haha im american and i found that comment hilarious

  • Why can't we consider each other equal. If you are American and say we won the war, well we are in a economic struggle unlike them. Oh wait!!!! We are better. BP screwed up!!! You don't see America spilling thousands of gallons on other countries surroundings. Well we Americans fuck up to. I mean we were in a war for oil. What the fuck. Son I beloved it is sage tonsau that the US and UK are equal.

  • @bogo663 BP didn't screw up, that was revenge for the Boston tea party..

  • @nasribb No it wasn't! I'm sure there was nothing covert about it all...

    -Meanwhile, at a party being held for BP bosses by the British Government-

    REVENGE IS OURS! BAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

  • @nasribb

    i was trying to make americans look bad too, henseforthe the bad spelling. america is the only country where education isnt inforced to the extreme

  • Humor is spelled with one u and I

    Am American. That guy is right, don't argue if you don't know how to spell

  • @bogo663 actually the british and most commonwealth countries spell it with 2 u's. same goes for all words that end with the -or. like colo(u)r, flavo(u)r, neighbo(u)r and so on. so they are spelling it right. in their own stupid way.

  • @criscobucketeer It's not stupid, it's to do with pronounciation by the people who first began to formulate regular spelling of words in the English language.

    There is nothing stupid about it.

  • @criscobucketeer

    ah, that makes sense. i wondered why so many people spelled it that way

  • why does this same argument happen in every comment thread? yes, the thick of it/ peep show/15 storeys high/the office/spaced are all outstanding but to say all american comedy is shit is ridiculous. the simpsons, arrested development, 30 rock, curb your enthusiasm, party down. they're all pretty good, you know.

    also, don't act like you don't produce some garbage. i've watched plenty of screenwipe so i'm well aware of how bad a lot of british tv is.

  • @suckshack Both countries have good comedy and bad comedy. All that needs to be said.

    I actually found out about Arrested Development only a few months ago, watched every episode on DVD...why did you cut it America, WHY! -Cries-

  • @YellowStringStudios because no one watched it when it was on the air. it took on a second life on dvd though. i also mentioned party down which has been canceled since i made that comment. 30 rock would have been gone 4 years ago if it wasn't winning so many emmys.

  • #LOL

  • lol

  • i thought this was tom hanks

  • dreadfully boring and pretentious, typical british tash

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  • @michaelchiboucas lol picking out spelling. you're cool.

    *humour

  • @TheHair101 replying with canned superiority complex comebacks that are no better than the supposedly canned comeback they are criticizing. you're cool.

    In an argument in which someone is essentially calling me stupid, it's important that not every other word is spelled incorrectly.

    Also, humor is not spelled with a second "u" in the American-English dictionary. But you can argue with me about what the true correct spelling is if you want to start another arbitrary Britain vs. US fight.

  • @michaelchiboucas it is spelt with a second u. in the english dictionary, from where you shall find the origin of the 'american-english' dictionary. btw. it was a fucking joke u dont need to write a fucking essay. fucking hell. cunt. i win.

  • @TheHair101 ugh. i don't want to argue. if it was actually joke then I'm sorry, but this is a website infamous for Internet arguments and I had no reason to believe you were kidding. don't start arguing language origins. all English is bastardized monkey-German and you don't see them getting on anyone's case about it.

  • good

  • lol :)

  • UK yaay

  • I really hate all these US vs UK debates, especially when it comes to comedy. Look, I'm an American, I happen to love British humor, but to dismiss all American comedy outright is ridiculous, considering we lay claim to the Marx Brothers, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Phil Silvers, Buster Keaton, and many more comic geniuses. Sure, we export a lot of tripe, but not all British comedy is this good either. You guys lay claim to Sex Lives of the Potato Men, after all.

  • @TulseLuper fucking good point,,im english and if there is a worse film than sex lives of the potato men then ot probably has Adam Sandler,,although seeing as America is a country of immigrants laying claim to great American comedians is false in itself,,look i agree with ur sentiments 100percent,,larry david is a genius,bill hicks is a genius,monty python is genius as is extras and the office,,just fucking enjoy it all,,i know i will

  • @ibez07 Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Sex Lives was never released over here; I sought it out online because I couldn't believe it was as bad as I heard. Honestly, not even the worst Adam Sandler movies are that terrible. There's good and bad art everywhere in the world. "Just fucking enjoy it," couldn't have said it better.

  • @TulseLuper Massive thumbs up to this comment (from the UK)

  • i laugh at anything and ive never laughed at anything british that was intended to be humorous.

  • this is such a fucking funny film!

  • why do americans hate the british.. most ppl from america were descendants of brits

  • What the fuck is up with the "transcribe audio" subtitles..?

  • @itsFlipz They are so cool

  • Since I am not british nor american, my vote counts! I prefer british made stuff over USA everyday of the week no doubts about that

  • @Silviozo get off this site then.

  • That was funny!

  • What's with the subtitles?

  • i love you chris addison

  • i saw in the loop (the name of that film)

  • Youre no Gentleman!

    Remove my top hat at once!

  • Wow, people need to calm down, it's only a film. And don't comment on it until you've watched the whole film, I'm a teenager and understood all the jokes in the movie, you don't need canned laughter, just think

  • If you don't find a british comedy it maybe that it's not funny. That's all. The fucking Office Rules, the american version is a lot more watered down with dopey love interests and shit. Then again a lot of TV show comedies are shit. Last Great comedy I saw was Black Dynamite and most of my friends don't get it because of how subtle most of the jokes are. Sometimes people just don' get it. Maybe if it had an explosion and laugh track it'd be easier. Regardless of the nation.

  • @mabans Being from Australia. I could never get into the UK Office. The US Office expanded on that great idea. It's completely its own show. Love it.

  • Transcribe audio is funny.

  • British accent i like much

  • The transcription tool writes the words MY CARRIER as "north Korea"

  • hahahaha "the british are coming"...

  • amazing movie

  • British people are fucking wonderful - we appear arrogant because you're a fucking idiot. It's justified...

  • @uncentered

    Nominative determinist. A good place to be; uncentered on the fence.

  • um...you want to compare Monty Phyton with Rob Willians?good luck,BROTHAR

  • LMAO i love the commets ( I'm British )

    Rofl @ Willy Banjo xD

  • Best part of the film!

  • You're A Faggot

  • My my my the comments are violent/funny

    oh and funny video :D

  • willy banjo?!! wtf?!

  • erm, i'm sorry but most american comedies are just not funny and fill of canned laughter, bassed on british conedies anyway, or are shitty american remakes from british conedies. the simpsons writers say they got their ideas from watching things like 'the young ones' and 'monty python'. the office was written by ricky gervais, and then sold to america who remade it. you just can't stand that your not the best for once.

  • @Aysome What about Arrested Development and 30 Rock?

  • @AlexandriaM Arrested Development shouldn't even be near the words 30 Rock.

  • @TunaHelper64

    I'm pretty sure you are a lot better to look at than your comments are, for parents as ugly as your views would not be able to mate.

    No boners possible.

    That is all.

    Oh baby, oh baby yeah.

  • jokes are like energy:you don't create,you change, after that,you should look for more humorist material,you know,beyond Rob Willians and saturday night lives

  • @DanielAvelan

    Seriously. Funny is funny, no matter the language, anyone who says otherwise is an ass.

  • @Aysome I don't laugh at any British comedy other than Trigger Happy TV. Americans don't find Brit humor funny, and vise virsa.

  • @Femicide09 well i laugh at family guy...

  • @Aysome You're just talking bullshit

  • Excuse me, could you please point out which British comedy you had a hand in writing? If none, why would you take any credit for it? Silly people.

  • @Aysome the "young ones' and 'monty python".........ive heard of monty python but not the show so go suck a noodle and i have watched all the simpsons episodes almost!

    oh and btw: Learn how to spell comedies! put it on your wish-list or somethin'!

  • @Aysome yes 21 years of the simpsons is based on monty python.....

  • @Aysome

    Most British comedies aren't funny either. Anything British and from the 90s is filled with more canned laughter than the entirety of the American comedy catalog.

    Most people understand that both countries are capable of making great comedies and the fact that they take place on a certain rock on the planet, makes no difference. That patriotic nonsense is just childish thinking.

  • @Aysome

    wtf are conedies.

  • @Aysome I have to agree with that I mean look at family guy that just rips everything off its ok but some originality would suffice

  • @Aysome Exactly, we take something not funny at all, and make it hilarious! Like seriously the original office is sooooo shhhtuuupppidddd

  • @motherdadder or maybe it seems stupid because you dont understand the realism that it reflects on an actual office workplace, do some research or maybe i know it might hurt but maybe, just maybe think before you right another one of your dumbass comments. Stay in school.

    Oh and please dont reply with some intellectual comment about my mum..

  • @johnxw HAHAH telling me to stay in school? You don't know the difference between -right- and -write-. Wow but nice try. Maybe next time?

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  • @motherdadder Wow i made a spelling mistake, sort your life out.

  • @johnxw No, its a grammatical error you idiot. Once again ice try.

  • @Aysome Alright sure? I love how people have this view that we always have to be the best. We don't, we really don't care. Just because we are good at a lot of things doesn't mean we're competing. I personally think we have some great comedians and comedies but if you think your funnier. Then awesome, please post some links of funny stuff you guys have. I love a good laugh.

  • @Aysome british humor is dry and boring. lame is the word that comes to mind. you just dont like the fact that americans take something of yours and improve it. the only thing funny about british comedy is that brits try to be funny in the first place. its just not their...cup of tea.

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  • @Blackpanfa hahaha. what a gay.

  • @criscobucketeer Your sense of humour is clearly pretty bad then. Some British comedy is brilliant, just as good as any American comedies. And to be honest, you DON'T improve our comedies - you make them worse because minorities of the American audience can't watch anything without Americans in it.

  • @criscobucketeer Also, the cup of tea line there...wow. You think British people have dry humour?

    Get a clue my friend. America isn't the only place on the entire planet, there is no big wall around it with a "NO FOREIGNERS" sign on it.

  • @YellowStringStudios ur a fuckin douche bag. shut the fuck up. and ur way of spelling is stupid. like the way you spell center. its not centre. tards. you dont spell water like watre do you? why change it? and ur accents are gay. and ur humor sucks. its just not funny. brits are the only ones who think it is. douche. and ur comment about the no foreigners sign...what the fuck? that made no sense. ur fuckin dumb

  • @criscobucketeer It made sense, you are just too fucking dumb to work it out. Ever heard of metaphors?

    No, our way of spelling isn't stupid, it's the English language. Get fucking used to it, you jumped up prick.

    We didn't change center to centre, America changed centre to center.

    Really, you are nothing more than an ignorant, racist prick. I'm a douchebag who can't spell? Look at your own comment, there's more spelling mistakes in it than in an autobiography by a fucking 6 year old.

  • @YellowStringStudios please point out my spelling errors you "jumped up prick" (whatever the fuck that means). and thank you for agreeing with me on the correct spelling of center. i knew youd get it one day. and if the "errors" you referred to is "ur", its obviously on purpose you fuckin pom faggot! its called saving time and space when writing. so suck another dick while you think of more insults to toss around

  • @criscobucketeer I'm a fucking pom faggot? Well you can go fuck yourself, your opinion is total bullshit and you are a total fucking retard.

    Also, that was a typo with centre. I meant to say centre is the correct way of spelling it, not center.

    You can't even work out what jumped up means...oh that's funny. Get a clue, really. You are just another bigot on Youtube who tries to boost their ego by taking the piss of other cultures and people, simply because you just have a crap life.

  • @YellowStringStudios awww. is that the best insults you could come up with? i have a crap life? c'mon. you can do better than that. i think ur just mad cuz you actually have the crap life. you actually have the time to make compilations of video games and post it on youtube. now that is someone with no life. and yes i live in azerbaijan. and yes its spelled center(just like it sounds). thank you and good night.

  • @criscobucketeer While you're always going to be an uncouth, dull-witted boor it's not yet too late to temper that arrogance stereotypical of your people and achieve something resembling an approachable personality, you lolly-gagging Yank fuck, you.

    Cheers.

  • @criscobucketeer

    just read your comments,you're a tool.

  • @theand123 well you just hurt my feelings. why would you do that? now i will cease any further comments on youtube so i can avoid becoming the target of these gastly remarks. cheerio!

  • @criscobucketeer we invented the language you backward fuck. You fucking pointless sack of skin.

  • @oldskoolmacboy using the excuse "we invented the language" is like the man who invented the wheel claiming the ferrari as his idea. you may have given us a language to start with, but we have refined it to a modern and understandable one.

  • @criscobucketeer sorry, didn't quite catch your drift there me old chucka?

  • @criscobucketeer lool. Tis no manner of lie. The eloquence of thine words hast revealed to me the obvious truths by which thy labours strive to reveal. For is it not the case that the language that we use is so very different, one could hardly tell the two languages were ever the same. Changing the spelling of a few words isn't refining it you've had English for well over 200 years and done nothing but change a few spellings.

  • @sollibop dude shut up you sound like jane fucking austen

  • @criscobucketeer LOL UNDERSTANDABLE ONE.. Alrighty then.

  • @YellowStringStudios We have a situation for arguments like this in england, it's difficult difficult, lemon difficult

  • @cpsuperbrain Indeed.

    I love this film, and that line.

  • @criscobucketeer British humour IS funny, and other Americans on this comment sections are saying that - so obviously you are wrong, it's not just British people who enjoy British humour. There isn't just one British accent you fucking idiot, theres loads of them from different places just like America.

    It IS center, get over it. English is the language of England, you don't see Mexicans saying the Spanish way of spelling is completely retarded do you?

  • @dirkdiggler257 hey fish and chips and monty python? what are you 30/40 years out of date?

    ps omg ur such a joker: crests dental care package? i almost pissed myself mate ;)

  • why the fuck are you watching this video then? Oh and before you insult me Im on the way to get my teeth done xxx

  • wow

    what a fucking idiot

    obviously never saw the original Office

  • @dirkdiggler257 : Coming from the sad fuck who calls himself dirk diggler whose 257th on the originality scale. -Do u mind if u dont have a voice? Go ease yr distress and big yrself up wit yr other sad fuck mates. fish n chips, crest? Dick head, we're a community island spawning genius and civilisation u c around u. Always have been; not a bunch of master race wannabe centurianuses.

  • Bad teeth comedy? Really? Cunt.

  • Would you prefer it with some canned laughter in the background, so you can be told what's funny and laugh accordingly? Fucking Yank.

  • Spot fucking on! 100 thumbs up.

  • Self indulgent bullshit? Do you even know what self indulgent means?

    Just because you have to have a higher IQ than a fucking door to appreciate political humour doesn't mean it's 'gay'. You American youtube idiots do as much for America's reputation as the Iraq War. Go and die somewhere.

  • Curiously this comes up as the top result when I YouTube Search "A mighty wind giant banjo"

  • Now THAT was an insult!!

  • you guys are so silly (:

  • @MortalOnlineBeta

    More like your the laughable one.

  • See, look at you idiots that think brits are funny, you have humor fit for retards and 5 year olds.

    You can't even present a valid insult, IDIOT.

  • We have humour for retards and 5 year olds? Haha! Thats a matter of opinion.

    So get some culture and watch different shows...

    And care to explain how someone can't present a valid insult?

  • monty python. I win.

  • Coming from somebody who is advertising a game where skeletons spray blood? Stop attempting to belittle the efforts of people with more comedic talent in their bell end than you have in your entire body, you sacrimonious litte cunt flap, fuck off back to your shitty little basement beneath your mum's house and eat some hotpockets you fat, stinking, social outcast. And get a wash I can smell the rancid sweat and dried semen all about your person from here. Cunt.

  • @jimmyhayers - takedown. nuff said.

  • (it was meant to say acrimonious, fecking typos)

  • @MortalOnlineBeta

    "AM SO EDGY AND KWL I ONLY LIK AMERICAN CMDY AMERICA SO KWL!!!!!1"

    Heh, retard.

  • @MortalOnlineBeta

    I'm not trying to be funny, that's how I read it.

    Faggot, is that how you insult someone?

    Retard.

  • @MortalOnlineBeta hardly selling your little game on youtube by posting bollocks like that are you matey boy? Also the brit one was too far. Your game looks crap too. Unlucky.

  • @MortalOnlineBeta jesus christ almighty, and "GG faggot" is a better insult?

  • @MortalOnlineBeta That isn't even a readable sentence. You failed.

  • FUCKING IDIOT!

    I'd rather be a faggot Brit than an illiterate, obese fucking moron Yank. I can see why you harbour such ill will towards the British - your mum looks like Prince Philip and told you when you were 10 that you're the spunk she wished she'd swallowed, but please, don't take it out on us.

  • @Pepotamo1985 faggot brit? bitch please

  • I was referencing something some idiot American said earlier - I'm British to the bone and proud of it.

  • Don't worry you'll be sucking Arab cock on a daily basis soon enough.

  • @TunaHelper64

    Idiot.

  • i typed visible side affects from smoking and this is what i get

  • The best non Malcolm Tucker scene ever!

  • it's the fucker

  • @mynamesdan

    Oh yeh he played 'The Fucker' in the final episode of series 3! =D

  • pulling out your dick and plucking it calling out "Willy Banjo!"

    rofl

  • i think i would go through that humiliation to get laid.

  • LOOOOOSER

  • "Weenie banjo!"

  • Willie Banjo

  • weavehole i agree diffucult lemon lol

  • むずかしい, むずかしい レモン むずかしい。