Russell Peters Jamaican Standup

[schoolerama]

LOL

[JoJoKitty1]

Lol

[WeeWee20]

BO BO LICK SHOT I MAN OF BREDRIAN AM A JAMACIAN LMFAO

[Jewlztharealist]

LOL this guy is funny n I'm a Jamaican

[MegaSnoopdog101]

i dont know why some races would get offended with him, he even makes fun of indians

[mamamiacita]

Comedy at its finest!!!.....Its so sad when people come on here and make negative comments.Its not directed at you folks...Its bloody comedy...Enjoy...laugh a little will ya!!!

[TheJohn9678004]

Marlin move your bumboclot and go home lol funny as hell

[TheJohn9678004]

This guy is so funny you must check out his other videos

[robertdudley1000]

This guy Rocks.............

[MsJixx]

@ fred ur mother is a stupid ape.

yuh bright nuh bumboclaat.

[serge2cool]

Okay Cmon Marlin, move your bumbaclart and go home! XD

[parvezjakson]

i love jamaicans!

[fred1999BOLLOCKS]

Jamaicans are stupid apes.

[jamie0987654321ful]

@fred1999BOLLOCKS are u dumb stupid t**t

[gamerspot11]

Hey baby! Wobbling! wobbling! wobbling!

[phantom45m]

moove yer bumbuclart an go home

[0504101536]

Haha rofl

[luvpie123]

SHEIT dat FUNNY.

[Katrina9702]

yeh im jamaican and im dying with laughter

[MrLololoso]

ROOOOFL! " Ok marlin, tkae your bumboklal and go home" XD!

[ayshay345]

great words "EVERY THING ABOUT JAMAICANS IS SOOO COOOL"

[dwwrulesdaworld]

@simez86

pshh  I 'M Jamaican AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW but i think it's bwoy

[dwwrulesdaworld]

pshh i'm jamaican and i find this HILARIOUS (mostly cause it's true) plus WERE AWSOME!!!!!!:)

[da26jourcooper]

It's even funnier cuz I'm Jamaican myself XD

[lloydbak99]

''if its ripe let me squeeze it''..hahaha its such a funny video..lmao, dis guy iz the funniest guy i've ever seen, truly he's the best comedian!!!

[Stickznstonez82]

Aghhhhh!!!!!! Damn my abs are gettin a workout from all the laughing!!!

[aigiafuxiaful]

hey lady where us your punani...my son is home sick and he needs punani rigth now...give me 2... priceless!!

[blackxeres]

Hilariously funny

[dejanaeluv]

he is so funny. I love him. and I don't know why u guys are fighting. if u don't like what he's saying don't watch it. and it's his job to make jokes gosh

[freeatlastist]

hiarious dude!!!!

[trinisocababy17]

lmao its so true about wat he said tho about ppl actin jamaican but jamaican never acting anything but themselves xD jus thought tht funny

[coolpunkid69]

@turnfootsherlock

Fuck u mother fucker can't u take a joke?

[turnfootsherlock]

dumm indian got fuck your mother

[upul666]

dis is the 4th time im watchin dis ,still makes me laugh

[SuperWestside91]

holy moly this guy is funny

[Cooleybarbie]

Lollllllllll

[youngali505]

this indian comedian is so funny



[rihan12321]

hahahahhaha..move ur bambaclat n go home..:)

[MRPjetri]

Marlin move your bambaclat xD

[invaiderzen]

Don't watch this while drinking coke. XD

[DancehallVidsDotCom]

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[iDarediWon]

Is it ripe? Let me squeeze it.

[natwithstrings]

94 dislikes.... what are you, sensative black people now???

[bastlake]

hey baby, wobbling wobbling!

[trinicoolie101]

yee foreal i growin up in brampton right nowww and nuff jamaicans. but im still a trini dat keeps it real :P i does play da soca and dem all b liek weyyy trini man!!!! jump and wave jump and wave :P dey r liveeeeee

[Sun1rina0]

i'm jamaician and russell peters is too funny

[Mariam6543210]

i love ruessel peters jokes

[chandimalp1]

punani!!! hahaha cool russel....!!!! gimme 2... =D ...and oiii russel smbody gna get hurt ...rlly bad..!!! hahaha

[12235117657598502586]

For REAL! .....Everything about Jamaicans...IS COOL!

[diplomats12353]

no no seeds loll

[prempujari]

my boy is at home and he´s sick,,,he needs punani right now!

this man is hilarious:)

[mizzjackson8]

@508Ricky you not funny if you talking about jamaicans seriosly dont do that

[29iheartmusic]

@508Ricky im a jamaican and i think this is funny.y would we find this offensive???

[MrCorey45]

lol

[TuMNepHaceS]

punani is a tropical fruit... duh!

[coltsfan9512]

Give me 2 punani right now!

[siang7tgmail]

omfg! 55

[simez86]

I love speaking Patois but have come to realise the language is not defined and two Jamaicans cannot spell the same word, because there's no dictionary. Is it "bwoy" or is it "buay"? <- (wikipedias spelling)

[rantazz23]

@simez86 lol u posted this a while

but most jamaicans do not even consider patois a language

once the population and the world recognizes it as a language...then it can be put into writing...like zulu and other such languages where there is now a set spelling, and not based off pure phonetics.

[MizzTriniSarah]

LOL!

OH GOD HE SO FCKEN HILAROUS

[courtneykayem12]

"hey lady, where is your punani," I just totally imagined the look she probably had on her face!!! hilarious xD

[Godfathergoogle]

NO! NO! NO! SEEDS

LMFAOO

[supportmee]

'HEY LADY WHERE IS YOUR PUNANI???'' XD

[tkraziiblazin2]

i love being jamaican ! <3

[TheStarbus]

Punany,pum pum,punny,=pussy!!!!

[mayur224]

for her poom poom

[Ratly300]

ye jamaica maddd still

[sakariadhaval]

i started having kidz i didnt kno abt it!! lol XD

[rsaxena3]

no seeds, lolololol

[TheNinasVicious]

iLove Maah Jamaicans=]

[MsChick1000]

LOL! hey lady?

wheres ur punai?

its it right? give me 2

let me squeez it ...

noo, noo, ... no seeds..

LOOOL!

xD

[jamaicagurl4eva]

lol so jokessss

[meijerrc]

he he i met once a vietnamese guy who studied in Bangalore and talked English like an Indian ..:)

[RADDxSTEEZY]

Lol hey baby wahpining wahpining

[GiipsyLady]

best comedian ever !!!

[DADOPEGIRLJUICY]

keekeekeekee :-D

[niekalee305]

lol, he started having kids he didn't know about!!! wow Boooop Booop, Jamaica, big up, everyone waan be Jamaican!!

[ommsiegyal]

move your bumbaclot and go home! LMFAO

[OldSkool176]

hay my name is marlon lolz

[ronaraullo]

FYI "punani" can refer to a place in Sri Lanka, also a hawaiian word for a woman's "southern region" as well derived from puanani meaning "beautiful flower"

Lastly, it is a sort of brown bean in the Himalayas which has symbolic value in religious rites that are held to honor the goddess of fertility.

[ruseangirl]

@ronaraullo well punani in jamaica is the same as hawaiians

[ronaraullo]

@ruseangirl yup "beautiful flower" ^_^

[Nyfinestchic87]

OOO shit this shit is so hilarious!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[Reesha01]

Hey lady, where's your punnani? hahahahahaha

[NarGacRrr]

hey baby, wobbling wobbling!  x)

[NarGacRrr]

:27-:32  lmao!

[MrMaichoda]

passive jamacians in the world "A bobo lick shot hahahahah

[Garhunt05]

@pkmngod me too

[munie90]

lol looks funny and is funny :D

[tinhyman]

LMAOOOO!!!

[PiousPrincess]

haha

[allaroundthemorning]

Hey lady! Where is your panani?!

[asmith20707]

I just found this guy from these clips. Man...why is this guy not an international superstar?....he is hands down the funniest guy I've seen for ages and ages, perhaps ever.....

[Mika151]

@asmith20707 he is internationally famous, you're just not aware of it.

[TheYaro39]

@asmith20707 he actualy is realy famous

[moldetoh105]

@asmith20707 uh... he actually is famous? o.o

[KenyaFlyMarie]

@asmith20707 he's really famous actually

[KhalidAlajaji92]

@asmith20707 what are you talking about, he is an international superstar!! he had stand ups everywhere

[dieptkhang]

@asmith20707 WTH?? Where are you come from dude? Russell Peters is famous all around the world!

[TheGervon]

i sense a fuckin hater, i bet u aint a damsle in distress uu self

[MegaRaiyan]

funny as hell

[raptors101]

you are the fuuniest guy alive peters

[yonzilicious]

lmao....luv him..big up jAamaica

[persiaruler]

Ok move your bombo claat and go home, hahahaha!!

[BabyBlueDiime]

I was pissing myself when I first seen this lmao.

[mavericksf16]

The bit when his dad asked for punani at the Jamacian store wasn't actually that funny.

[LucyAnn2DoorA]

saw him live in toronto :P

[LeopardPrinzessin]

me tooo, last year @ Yuk Yuk's! :D

[Purdenski]

so funny!

[ultralamer]

no no no tits ahaha

[Ahnyanka]

I think he said no no no seeds

[bumblebeeexwife]

lol this is funny

[Jodeci4000]

"If It's Ripe Let Me Squeeze It"

Lol

[Adrenalinejunkyie]

"hey lady were is your punani?" lol

[persiaruler]

@Adrenalinejunkyie

'''give me TWO ''

Hah

[termin8r69]

hey marlon come on get your bumba clat outta here lololol

[hirokiEU09]

1:20 priceless :-D

[gigidetrini]

punani is ah fruit bwhahhahahahahah

[LadiiPreciious]

Lool!

[shivangi008]

i love russell peters!!!!!

[loverofthejobros]

i havent seen dis in 4ever!dis soooo funny!

[xMATMANNERDx]

the ending is my favourite part :)

[fizolf]

panani lol

[snagizt123]

"I started having kids I don't know about" oooo harsh lol

[zenozuki]

damn

[kazza125]

This guy smashed it....sooooo funny..when is he coming to London.....

[hellobeautiful21st]

l.o.l give me 2, no seeds.. crazy ;)

[bobfizl]

say what russell says here......

[hanwenzero]

no noo no seeds >=|

[FaRtBoMb42]

he said no tits

[MrPrincely]

LOL Move yuh bumboclaut and go home

[mikeo619]

GANR!!!!!

[DonCurtis88]

LOL mad thing!

[gaaaabyrocks]

move your your bumbaclat and go home! lol

[greenleaf81]

lol no no no seeds!

[EnigmaDrath]

"My dad thought 'punani' was a tropical fruit."

LOL That line pretty much sums up how embarassingly clueless parents can be XD

[TheAerofreak]

funny standup

[EL300d]

what he said at 1:03

[edike]

i started having kids i didn't know about...if im right thas what he sad

[greenleaf81]

He said "everything that I possibly could"

[Princessbabexoxo]

lol hahah i really need pumpum

[idunnosia]

lol my son is at home sick and he needs punani right now. give me 2!

[xunit94]

@idunnosia No seeds please!

[TheYoudude001]

Lol, I like 0:24

[ffDeLaMer]

people commenting, relax take it easy

this is just some stand up comedy, and really funny comedy at that

no need to argue with complete strangers

and russell peters is amazing

[mariajohn28]

u guys shut up

he makes fun of idians more

so get out of here

[sanjo170]

the best

[koolkat505]

lolzzz go russell :D

[Gangstabob716]

if its ripe, let me squeeze it lol

[thugguyuk]

hes funny lol

[MileyCyrusIsNotHot]

lol the end is soo funny!!

[InerdYI]

Miley Cyrus is hot..she got bigger boobs now ;D

[Kokushi666]

she's a bitch though

[xDisRazyboix]

Don't forget!!!!! She's a disney product.

[melimc28]

funny this guy i like him

[Chiikoo28]

HAHAH,,, i luv this wun :P

jamaican ppl scare the crap ouutta me :P

LMAOO

[Iggy3d]

Dis iz whak. I iz Jamaican an' I only as 7 kids from 6 different women. Dat's naffink special innit. Iz it koz I iz black?

[112131]

lol obvious as it is that you're joking, the stereotypical "ghetto" Jamaican does not speak like his English counterpart. Your final sentence should be more along the lines of, "dat a nuh nutin' special. A cause me black?" That would be more appropriate. Yes I'm Jamaican.

[Iggy3d]

Well done mate! Nice one...

[112131]

Yeah. Cheers.

[watzhek]

lol bumboclot

[GaNjAm993]

bumbaclaat LOL

[nitomusicavida]

He needs Punani right now! lol (srry if i spelled it wrong)

[ViralRiver]

"I started having kids I didn't know about" lol

[JackKuchiki]

hahaha, this one made me laugh xD