Low Budget Twilight Movie

[clarkispotamia]

THE WHITE MAN DOES NOT TALK TO THE BILLLLLY!!!

[TaviaLaShae]

BABE. I know what I'm DOiN.

<3

[BlueSmoke690]

I can't believe I'm saying this but this was better than the movie! Not the books tho they were da bomb...u guys did great:)

[wasabiichi]

This was so much better than the actual movie! Made my night :)

[baconcheddarcheese]

why does bella's mom not have a body?!?

[sweetheart14879]

Ok at 3:07 when edward flew into her room more like floated down from the sky I said "What the hell?" . I am going to be reviewing all 3 or 4 movies and will be making jokes bout them at some point/

[ddc32997]

"Is this safe? You don't have any seat buckles...... Or a steering wheel."

"Babe, I know what I'm doin'."

xD Oh my god that hilarious!!

[Henryharveyharold]

hahaha :) i have some of those dolls :) like the bella and jessica one.. and charlie's sofa :L ... i like how billy's accent is slightly russian ;)

[lionfellforthelamb88]

lol u guys made my day

[brunettexbaby916]

makee a new mooonnn !!

[shelby011001]

you guys did it good.you even made me laugh.and the crap moble made me laugh so hard.thumbs up if you agree. :]

[dickr4chicks]

For some odd reason, this was better than the actual movie.



[eng3l]

lego plane. haaaaah XD

[Toleesbamf]

oh my god i just realized her dad was Aladdin 

[deyjavoo123]

i like your nail polish :) haha

[iloveconverz]

I LOVE this! I like twilight, but this is HILARIOUS!!!! Are you guys going to make new moon?

[blondeandcharmed]

hahaha you need to make new moon lol x

[spiritedaway0tutu]

How far are you into new moon? Are you going to make it?

[TheKishelleDiaries]

Have u got friends up there? No im just having a nightmare! =Oh night night!

[StrawBerry2133]

1:20 thats what she said

[kaytiibaybiii]

@StrawBerry2133 She actually said that, and edited it out.. lol

[megatwilightfan19]

okay im sorry but you NEED to make a new moon i mean come on now eclipse is out alrighty and still no new moon im not trying to be mean but still is very annoying when you have to wait for over a year for a very funny video so im not trying to be mean dont hate me

[Tigerheart08]

LOL, this vid. is awseome! You should make a New moon, it would be great!

[megatwilightfan19]

okay ecilpse is almost out and u still havent made a new moon

[AnimeGurl1012]

it's a veggie tales tape for edwards table!

[auntpookie13]

when are you going to make New Moon?!?! hurry up!!

[PinkCherry21]

Hilarious!!:D i about peed....haha actually i think i did!! Billy likes white mans fire water....LOL!

When are you going to make new moon?? you said it was coming soon and this video was made like two years ago.....

Anyways this was hilarious! i liked it better than the original!;)

[fireflyvz420]

hahaha this is funny a little long but hilarious

[MegaW4]

haha so much better than the actual movie!!!

[AlicexBrandonxCullen]

I love the stalkward part. he just like flies in lol.

[LittleMissLucy645]

im not a kid actually =D

[LittleMissLucy645]

Hey u copied Youll laugh youll cry youll lose 10lbs from my friend she says that alot!!!

[HEYNAYBABYY]

@LittleMissLucy645 Hey kiddo. Want to stop stalking my vid? You be major league creepin.

[mynameisrosalie]

@LittleMissLucy645 i Highly doubt that she even KNOWS your friend...

[HEYNAYBABYY]

@mynameisrosalie this is true. she just creeps on my vid all the time.

[LittleMissLucy645]

Low Budget being the operative word.

Seriously though, if you liked this then you will LOVE my version coming to a Youtube near you quite soon (as in the next few months... most likely summer)

Directed by me (and a friend) starring a cast of Bratz and HSM and Myscene dolls (oh, and an iCarly one too.) BTW, our theme is slightly "Parallel Universe" so dont say we are copying, because we are not.

Oh, and ABE to win the World Cup!!!!!

[LittleMissLucy645]

Low Budget being the operative word.

[LittleMissLucy645]

COMEDY?? WTF?? sorry i didnt laugh, i cried tears of horror, and i would like to let ypu know in advance that this vid is about to get its butt kicked right out this town!!! Now put that in ur pipe and smoke it, coz if u see a HA HA HILARIOUS vid up here soon, then u no its us!!! SO JUST WATCH OUT!!!!

[megatwilightfan19]

when will you make a new moon

[maggots4ever1]

lolz! GASP! the white men do not speak to the billy..! XD

[trampolinechics]

Omg!! tha's the funniest twilight spoof YET!!

[panyo1231]

*eats popcorn drinks soda* OMG u said I cant eat rite srry......*eats some mor*

[megatwilightfan19]

@panyo1231 you are not funny if you are trying to be

[panyo1231]

@megatwilightfan19 im not trying 2 be funny i was eating really eating popcorn!!!!!!!!! jeez!!!!!!!!! and she did say i could not eat popcorn!!!!!!!!!! or i least i thought she said it...........

[HEYNAYBABYY]

@panyo1231 that's alright, i thought you were funny. (:

[TheFactoryarts]

This made me cry because I laughed so hard

[crystalftwilightnerd]

Lol Billy wad vu bst! He he pls mk new moon

[megatwilightfan19]

can you please make a new moon because i have been wait for over 1 year now

[firewater97]

hurry up and make a new moon

[HEYNAYBABYY]

don't tell me how to live my life.

[padmenaberriea]

I'm laughing WAY too hard for something this lowbudget. But it's epic in its own way x3

[PastTheHorizonxx]

lol headless doll :D

i did cry; from laughing so hard.

pathetic?maybe alittle xD

the thing that pisses me off about twilight is that it ruined vampires.Dracula WHICH HAS A PLOT AND IT GOOD LITERATURE, made all the myths and twilight TRASHED IT >:C

[padmenaberriea]

agreed. I tend to base my vamps off Dracula or Ann[?] Rice

[BallerinaBadGirl]

I didn't cry or loose 10 pounds but I did laugh :)

[megatwilightfan19]

make a new moon please i have see new moon 7 times now and i caant wait for a low budget new monn movie to come out

[ilycheer334]

this is amazing!! i love when billy wheels off to the store to get more firewater hahahhaha very nice ladies :D

[firewater97]

you better make a new moon before june otherwise we make one ourselfs and steal all your fans!!!!!!!!!!!!

make one soon:D

lots of firewater luv,

billy and jacob xxx

[HEYNAYBABYY]

bet five?

[LittleMissLucy645]

@firewater97 i was thinking the same thing!!!!

[twilightrox1999]

white man no speak 2 the billy.

LMAO

[TheMissSmashley]

"I am going to wheele to the store to ge tmore firewater!"

[lionandlamb1071]

did u make charlie michael jackson or watever? hi-larious video and btw billy isnt chinese

[HEYNAYBABYY]

yes he is. so is billy. did you even read the books? they are astronauts from china who land it forks.

[rissie999]

haha

[lunalovegood34]

HAHAHAHAHA lmao love this XD

" hey babe get in the car"

"is this safe? you don't have any seat buckles.. or a steering wheel."

"BABE I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN!"

[twilightfantix]

Please make a new moon as sooon as can PLEASE!?!?!!

[puffle256]

LOL That Barbie House In 5:24 I Have!

SO FUNNIE (funny)

[LetsBuildASnowman]

go feel phil!

[XxRaNd0mErxX]

Haha where the he'll u get so much barbie stuff!!??? Haha really funni tho. Gtg get sum fire water.

[blucheeze4u]

hahahaha rofl, u love this

[xxrachelle11]

O M G

that is halarious

[HONKFORFREEHUGS]

this is hilarious! im tired of twilight so seeing this was sooo funny.

[xoxpamiixox]

fkin halarious..... x)

[kiethgodfrey]

Make a new moon one or ill kill u like a vimparire

[HEYNAYBABYY]

do our homework so we have time to make a new moon.

i'm really sorry to everyone, but we both have lives. we have half of the lbnm made but i feel like it's my responsibility to make sure that it lives up to its expectations (;

[xorockonxo]

hahahahah this is the best!

[safiesaf1]

Edward sounds like a HUGE idiotxD

[Lionandthelamb08]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH you made Aladdin be Charlie ?! lmoa this was some funny ass shit! I like twilight too but this was still really funny!!!

[Rachii0099]

Lmao Joaco your sure Tall

[CanonMan99]

...why...

[carterolive37]

That was the shiz! hahahhaha that stuff is sooo true, but i love twilight.. hahahahahahahah can't wait until the sequel

[TwilightSagaRox1103]

OMG!!! That was so funny!!!! I love the Billy scene and the 1st bedroom scene!!! Lol and Jacob!!!!! The baseball scene was so funny i almost peed my pants!!!Thanks so much for doing this!!!! Will you di New Moon???

[UTFGfan]

I love this! I laugh everytime I watch it. I hope you guys make New Moon because this is hilarious. The first time I watched it I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard and couldn't hear it!

[TwilighterOriginal]

hahaha i love this will you make a new moon?

i am a vampire i am a vampire - wanna buy that on itunes haha

[westly2861]

you make edwaRD LOOK LIKE A INDIOT LOL (but i still love edward)

[HEYNAYBABYY]

an indiot? wow...

[ravynwolfe]

It had me laughing but I thought the reference to "fire water" was a bit racist. Everything else had me laughing till I cried though. I love how people just fall over!

[MrEpicFailure808]

I know what you are!

Hahaha, we'll see about DAT!

You're a vampire.

...

Crap.

[lifebreathmindsoul]

This is hilarious!! Please do new moon before it comes out!!!

[TheTwilighter24]

i have nightmares

i know i watch you sleep alot

Thats kinda creepy

[FionaStella]

This is so funny. The song at the end that goes 'i am a vampire, i am a vampire...' is it called i'm a vampire or something else cos that sounded like a song i'd like to buy. What should i put into itunes? can someone response please? thanks. again - this is awesome!

[itsacow26]

i am a vampire- juno soundtrack :)

[FionaStella]

Thank you alot

[Paramoreobsessed1694]

My god this is like the funniest thing ever lmao! The white man's fire water :P

[96tay69]

wow everytime i watch this i think about the first time i saw it.... when Billy came on i was drinking apple juice bad stuff happened. Lol and when Edward comes in Bellas room and does that weird Uhhuahhahh noise thing i crack up everytime!!!!!

[jamieee321]

Better than the film!

[20meljay30]

This video is hilarious! u's r the funniest people i dont know! lol! I CANT WAIT FOR YOUR NEW MOON ONE!!!! gonna be great! Thankyou's sp much! lol!

[danistinson926]

this is oficially, after 13 times of watching this, the best video on youtube.

:P

[Twilightmaddness101]

this is really funny ! keep goin ! ive watch this vid like 10 times and keep laughing!

[ohsaycanyousing]

LOl the cold ones and Fire water

[cheekymonkey1872]

I know what you are!

Haha we'll see about that

your a vampire

crap

[cheekymonkey1872]

stupid volvo!

stupid school!

lol

I was here the whole time baby

[TheFredGirl]

wow umm idk wht to say about this . so i am going to say watch gossip chix!

[Stina004]

HILARIOUS!!:D:D love bella's voice!:P

[HayleysLovesHerHomie]

hahahah this is hilarious! LOL!

[ur3only3human3]

lmao! get in the car babe! ahahahaha omg sooo funny

[ewardcullenluva]

this was great guys!

[SasukeIsMyBFF]

make me some breakfest

[BlondBlondyBlondier]

ROFLMFAO!

[zxzloopyloozxz]

i dont know about cryin or losing 10lb, but i definatly laughed lol. i luved it but mainly the quileute music that was so funny in the background! cant wait till uur next x

[frick552]

omg! its better than the original!

[freakinamazing13]

haha billys wheel chair is a plain old chair!

haha i love it!

[DrFrankenBurger]

omg i luv dis soooo much! i laffed soo hard, juice came out of my nose!

[pandaluv07]

that was GREAT!!!! i loved it

[ADAMISSOOHOT]

lol or a steering wheel!

[youaretheidiotnotme]

HAAAAAAAAAAA

[eurotrash1234]

LMAO

[ilovedaveyhavok101]

Hahahaha! I loved this so muchh(:

[magoojd12]

omg i laughed soo hard!!

[HEYNAYBABYY]

it has better special effects too...

[amyBADASScannon]

LMAOO :)

[shleymerm89]

HAHAHAHAHA "you're a whore mom!" rofl rofl rofl

[TeamHaleNotVolturi]

This is more entertaining than the real movie XD

[AliceandGabby]

lmfao

"I have a story about the cold ones"

"ah, must be chilly!"

"No, thats not what I meant you silly, silly girl"

Rofl!

[90tarah09]

this is so bad that I don't even have words for it...

[HEYNAYBABYY]

coming from someone who uploads videos of their cats... thanks?

[Hayleeah]

this made my dayyy!

[SanskuRas]

Hysterical :)

"Shut up! I don't care!"

[alistardj]

I love the white mans fire water hahahahaha love this video!

[ILoveGanja94]

..............really?

[jmcmaster10]

i love this video!

" I bought you a crap-mobile!"

"aaah, nightmares! aaah!"

so funny! what is that song they listen to at the prom?! please make more! you know what else you should do, you should make harry potter kind of these! that would be hilarious!

[HEYNAYBABYY]

too late about the harry potter thing?

[PsychoticTwilighter]

"i love the white man's fire water"

[WarmbloodJumper]

BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Stupid Volvo!"

And then:

"I know what you are"

"Ha ha ha, well see about that"

"Youre a vampire!"

"CRAP."

I loved this because I hate twilight! Way to go :)

[LetsBuildASnowman]

"Wait -- I hate this!"

"Your sister needs to stop picking out my dresses."

"No can do."

"Make me breakfast!"

"He wouldn't like you anyways because you're so plain."

HAHAHAHA!!

[ZoeandSarahvideos]

Lol :L This is awesome xD

[leonardodavinci77]

My sister and I made our own Twilight play with Barbies.  The Cullens lived in a tree. Bella's dad wore a shirt with his name on it so he wouldn't forget it when he was rip roaring drunk. And, best of all, the car was always refered to as the "stupid Chinese Volvo." Thanx for inspiration!

[CocoaMallow510]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"are you sure this is safe, theres no seat buckles... or a steering wheel"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've seen it like 5 times and laugh everytime

make another one! please!

[jia225]

I LOVE THE EMMET DOLL! haha

[MrTinklesProductions]

"GO FEEL PHIL!" Hahaha

[freakinamazing13]

i looove it!!!!!! five stars:D when will low budget new moon come out? cant wait:)

[KleinePuppi]

"Stupid car, stupid school" xD

[hostageinchains]

LOL THE WIFE DOES NOT SPEAK TO THE BILLY

[HEYNAYBABYY]

**"the white man does not speak to the billy"

[hostageinchains]

OH haha thanks xD

[tilzy456]

why does jacob look like the indian guy from johnny quest

[HEYNAYBABYY]

lol team jasper isnt even a team. you fail most of all.

[MrTinklesProductions]

Hahaha, you guys need to make some more

[tiffanytrat]

that WAS FUNNY

[VanessaCullen103]

this is funny

why do u have so many barbies and stuff

[HEYNAYBABYY]

because i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.

[hmj1967]

cuz she loves barbies lol

[twilightismyonlylife]

"i know what you are"

"haha we'll see about that"

"your a vampire"

"crap"

[nickjonasluvxxx]

Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[eternalchocolate]

Billy's Asian.

XD

[dudeofdrizzle]

08:22 on wards so funny!

[CarolinaLong]

please someone coment on any of my videos!!!

[RheanaCullen]

Im going to the store to buy more Fire Water

[OliviaxxRandom]

I had Bella's crap-mobile but I gave it to my 3 yr old cousin

[qteepie712]

LOL!@

[C00KIEEM0NSTER]

LMFAO

soooo funnyy

loooove it

[Chillaxalittle]

ROFL

i love it!!!

omg that was reely funny, me and my sister were laughing so hard!!!!!!!!

oh and i love the song. I Am A Vampire.

:)

[JoeandNickluver887]

Heh.... so ya how are you doing? the wise men does not speak to the Billy AHHAHAHAHA AGAIN. Stupid shiny volvo! Stupid school ANOTHER FUNNY HAHAH

[WebkinzLover735]

HAHA!

THATS SOO FUNNY

[JoeandNickluver887]

heheh I bought you a crap mobile HAHA

[xhiddenvampirex]

1:34

lmao xD

[ItsTylerMarie]

im going to wheel to the store and buy more fire water

lol xD xD xD

[marifnickj]

idiots

[HEYNAYBABYY]

but in a good way.

[Supergurl1434]

lol!!!!

[freakinamazing13]

i showed this to my friend and she was laughing so hard she was like squealing!!!!

i love it!

♥♥♥♥

[xxbatxcountryx]

LMFAO

I KNOW WHAT IM DOIN xDD

[savvy7000]

one word: HILARIOUS!!!!!

:D

[AmmyyyCullen]

HILARIOUS!?

I didn't stop laughing all the way through!?

:D

[jazcholes]

Hahah it was really good! Loved billy's and jake's music xDDDDDD

[LizaJayneX3]

lmao, that was hilarious. my favorite was billy with the fire water

[IndependantAnnas]

This is horrible this is the worst thing ever do u still play with barbies or something seriously try a new hobbie

[HEYNAYBABYY]

maybe you shouldn't talk. just sit there and look cute.

[lilyvsstar5]

wow, do you go around just dissing people?