Jimmy Carr on Simon Cowell

[MrOMGitsabear]

I dont like the name of the title.

[Soundgarden8497]

i think this is jimmy's best joke

[poshnile]

have jimmy considerd taking his own advice?

[stenavres]

@poshnile Jimmy doesn't spend half a million pounds on security.. I'm not sure where you are trying to go with that.

[poshnile]

have jimmy considerd should take his own advice?

[dharmaseed]

Where's the LOVE button?!?

[petechett]

haha i love this guy. his voice and his laugh are hilarious.

[XPLICITB3AST]

Well has Simon ever considered being less of a cunt? Well have you Jimmy?

[MHorton1000]

Sorry, I missed the joke here. Did Jimmy Carr not just make a statement of fact?

[yododo999]

@MHorton1000 sometimes, and also in this case, stating the fact is funny.



[lordmordo]

the 4 dislikes are simon cowell and ALL three of his fans lol

[str8ridah786]

well fuckin said

[DrScandalous]

I think i misread the title.....

[schinkelmeyer]

There should be a rule on youtube that if a videoclip contains of only one funny punchline or event it shouldn't be allowed to write it in the comment section.

[livingdeadgrl18]

Has Simon not considered being less of a cunt.

Brilliant!

[Wolf5Vlud]

Booooom. This guy's awesome.

[123jsbach]

I always hated Simon Cowell. He is a big greedy bollocks. Good one Jimmy!

[GWiifanboy]

Hilarious!

[henry7hiddleston]

who heard someone dying at the beginning

[Sabre809]

And Simon spent another half a million pounds to hire people to dislike this video 3 times.

[TwistMeDrizzy]

the 3 dislikes are from louis walsh, louis walsh and louis walsh.

[gavnastyyy]

Being a cunt is how he gets his money though.

[dreamer2000]

In certain angles. He looks like Roger Federer ! :D

[Czeckie]

@dreamer2000 with Down Syndrome

[Matoxhz]

WHA-BAAAM!!!

[SquintyEyedBoab]

I disliked it. Hehehehe.

[dkiande]

@SquintyEyedBoab fool!

[jerryhello100]

he might want to go from an xl to a medium cunt, see how that works.

[RichyMa93]

You know this is all very funny but when I clicked on the video that said "Jimmy Carr on Simon Cowell" I was hoping for something else...

[pssecho]

Couldn't hear him clearly, what does he say in the last couple of sentences? Can anyone please tell me? (I'm not a native speaker so .... =/ ) 

[Stryka6]

@pssecho "Has Simon not considered being less of a cunt?"

[chetumalkid]

@Stryka6 Thanks! I was also trying to find out.

[muqy1010]

..the name is very wrong..

[Tomathana]

so funny how he also beat simon on Top Gear with his lap time

[Shackell54]

LOL

[TomxLx93]

HAHAHAHA. I used to think Jimmy Carr was a wanker, but he is actually a really funny guy. Props.

[andrewfink1]

@TomxLx93 i hbope you die in a pit and get eatin and abused by ravenous tigers also i hope you get cursed with a thousand years of darkness "wwwwoowowowowoo"

-jesus saves..

[wimblewomble21]

@TomxLx93 i used to think the same. I thought when he was on the friday night project he wasnt even that funny. But the guy was obv just warming up, and a few derrogatory digs from david walliams has turned him into a lean mean belly laughing machine