mark lobster claw bite

[mmmmmarcus]

shoulda put your retarded finger in the crusher, not the slicer!

[trudal987]

Ive done that with crayfish but to do that with a lobster? Insane.

[frankiepie235]

I once shoved a lobster up my rectum and it gave me a hard on

[DavidMacIntyre1]

Wow some people are born idiots. I guess there is nothing we can do about that.

[wzl46]

Brilliant idea.

[tylersfs]

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a VERY long time - and I'm hard to humor!!

The funny part is that dude goes up about six octaves once the big claw locks down on him. Play it over and over and notice the vocal shift pre-pinch versus post-pinch. Hilarious!

[vasyasol]

u r fucking idiot go die

[tylersfs]

@vasyasol

I almost got pissed at this until I realized you were talking to your mother.

Then I got humored ..... *ha-ha*

[vasyasol]

so apparently you not so hard to humor. Fucking fail

[charlou3]

Ha ha!! i always wanted to try this!! My mother bought some livind lobster last year. I had the intention to try this, but when i arrived home, she was already baking them.... But can it really cut a finger??