Asian Joke

[iplayhalowhenimbored]

so im assuming you dont have any friends correct?

[ThisIsStupidist]

i assumed the phone was going to be in the joke....boy was i wrong

[Angryprometheus]

do you wanna go on a date with me?

[trespasser4000]

what do you call an asian DP? the shocker!!!!

[molesabstv]

My dad is at your front door, he's about to kill you

wrook my gammer so nice

[MaxCombination]

mistake number 1-racist jokes

mistake number 2- racist jokes about asians who some of the best fighter in the world

and mistake number 3- why would you reveal your idenity im guessing so that all the asians new whos ass 2 beat lol im actually suprised you put im not racist instead of your number and address in the thumbmail lol

[TylerRobbinz]

So my name is Tyler Robbins, ummmm where do we go from here........?

[areckelh]

ha

[noodlepi314]

Bitch dont fucking text during the god dam fucking video. please it is very rude.

[supafupa69]

OH NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[727alucard]

Was the texting part of the joke?

[changthao12345]

if i say that was funny will u let me bang u

[deviangray]

hahaha im asian and that was funny. Heres another asian joke for you. How do you save an asian guy from drowning??? You take your foot off his head. hahaha i ilke that one better. I got white jokes to but another time.

[yingpanat]

Is this girl? she look like guy.

[boo11034]

ur so pretty,Im Chinese and i would like to give u suppliesss~

[rusted70chevy17]

Sexy

[drestayfly13]

dumb ass

[boghostkilla]

dumb bitch

[UngratefulLiving420]

How do you keep a retarded jew occupied?

Throw a penny in a round room and tell him it's in the corner

[509ballers]

Are you fucking stupid or something? Whatever i would still tap that(x

[Louisturner0736]

i so wanna fuck her

[firefighterENG32]

Lmao thats was great

[peterwulfy]

That wasn't even funny.

[2kelleebabe]

@Babyboy18st bitch dont be mad at a stoopid joke! why dont you take your ignorant ass back to school and get an education! did u see how u wrote your comment? it probably took you an hour to do small letter big letter you fucking idiot! hahahahahah

[ancientdbow]

ur hot

[StrawhatxLuffy]

Asian Joke - I'm not racist....

wow.... wow...

really?

Imagine them talking in CHINESE...==... the fact that the Chinese can speak BOTH Chinese and English - though not as well, you're basically admitting we're smarter. That's well, thanks then.

[cookstonkerry1]

@Babyboy18st StoP tAlkInG LiKE a DuMBaSs and u say wshit traler bitch like its a bad thing to live in a trailer? what if i live in a trailer?

[MKDued1]

Jew ? 

[dude9this]

how do you cut a dick off a redneck?

you kick his sister in the chin.

[UngratefulLiving420]

@dude9this haha that's so bad

[VersionBest]

I don't get it.

[makkein]

Yo that was terrible lol!

[dyingxmonkey]

wtf

[SODMGboy26]

your fucking stupid but you look good

[Clamhead939]

Well that was lame. I didn't really find it really racist though...just lame, lol.

[1cambiamos]

What do you call an Asian dude in jail? Sumdumguy.

[lucirz]

@1cambiamos lmaooo that's actually a good foke

[TonyVangWazHere]

This is probably the meanest (i think i spelled that wrong) joke i've ever heard. No offense to anyone.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A: The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

[thisclipsucksalot]

i saw a cat once jump out the li restaurant on 5th

[mrpdaoh]

racist.......

[ckhkcity]

this girl looks jewish to me. look at her hooked nose.

[Tika116]

@ckhkcity -_- Ignorant people such as yourself piss me off.

[ckhkcity]

@Tika116 If you're ashamed of your jewish ancestry then fix your nose.

[TheFffoithegreat]

@Tika116 i flag this shit and thumbs downed your not funny bitch

[Brunodiaz3rd]

@Tika116 you are more ignorant with your jokes troll /b

[mischamuffinn]

@ChineseGenius Your grammar makes no sense.

[killerdep3]

your hot yo

[mischamuffinn]

@killerdep3 Thanks yo.

[oOSheWolfOo]

It took me a while to get it . . . Hahaha .

[Ironzealot7531]

i find you both attractive and annoying...

so basically i want to punch you in the face while i'm having sex with you

[mischamuffinn]

@Ironzealot7531 Hahahahaha this made me laugh.

[f3ryc3]

youre pretty........................­..amazing

[mischamuffinn]

@f3ryc3 ;)

[KingYusin]

Funny, but what color is the American dude?

[Therealtaxidriver]

Hey white woman:

Q. What is an Asian girl's favorite holiday?

A.  Erection Day!

[silkrodd]

HEY YOU MIXED! Asian and white I'm sure!

[supermandicksucker]

By the way happy birthday i know im like 3 or 4 days late telling you happy birthday but i didnt forget

[supermandicksucker]

I wish i could tell you everything in person but i don live in Tennessee anymore i moved away from there a year ago and i dont have your number now its been a couple years since ive seen you last

[supermandicksucker]

Tika you do know me im patrick stetson we went out a couple years ago it hurts that you dont remember me or your just acting like we never went out cause your embarressed that we went out but we did and im again sorry for hurting you please just give me one more chance i cant live without your the light that makes my darkness disapear when i look into your eyes i know you were the one i wish i never screwed things up between us baby just give one more shot please

[Tika116]

@supermandicksucker If you really knew me you'd be telling me this in person or over the phone, not on youtube :P

[supermandicksucker]

Tika im sorry for bothering you all the time but you are the love of my life i love you so much that i would never let anyone hurt you i would take a bullet for you so please i am begging you to please give me another chance i promise i wont screw things up again please just do that for me i cant sleep and even when i sleep i cry in heartbreak till i pass out cause i still cant forgive myself for ever loosing the love of my life

[Tika116]

@supermandicksucker I HAVE NEVER MET YOU OR DATED YOU. I know you think all this is funny but just grow up please.

[Brunodiaz3rd]

@Tika116 luls your exs

[Lang188]

@supermandicksucker

you're doin it wrong.

[Lang188]

See? That was actually clever! And it didn't involve dicks! Kudos!

[Tika116]

@Lang188 Lol thanks! :P

[infernoj2]

lol wtf???

look at the comments below from this fag>>>supermandicksucker

i cant stop laughing!

[supermandicksucker]

@infernoj2 yo imma bout to suck all you bitches dick to shut u all the hell up damn

[StrawhatxLuffy]

An american joke.

Asian, Black and American were put into a food dream where they could eat as much and anything they want, but were actually tested for their temptation.

at the end the Asian was just as he was as before cause he watched his diet in order to keep healthy

the Black was the same as he wanted to keep fit

the American? He died of obeseness

[E61474]

@StrawhatxLuffy hahahahahahaha. this girl sounds so stupid. what did i just watch

[moxillen]

@StrawhatxLuffy Obesity.

[natekidwellbitch]

@AStarRideout010 you dont have to back me then bitch i dont need you then go suck on supermandicksuckers dick then desperate bitch

[natekidwellbitch]

@supermandicksucker most of the shit you are saying doesnt make any sence there is something wrong with you im not even from mexico lol im going to report you everyone else should too whos with me?

[AStarRideout010]

@natekidwellbitch no one gonna back you up bitch you said we are desprate fuck u

[natekidwellbitch]

@supermandicksucker i have a fist that is about to knock you the fuck out you pedo motherfucker you should do us all a favor and kill yourself im reporting you troll keep saying shit and see what happens

[supermandicksucker]

@natekidwellbitch yo my dick about to slap a bitch yo if u was my hoe i knock u out u stfu fucker

[natekidwellbitch]

@supermandicksucker WHAT? I cant here you try taking supermans dick out of your mouth then repeat yourself fag and you said i my dick couldnt rape a 12 year old first off your the one that is saying you want to suck my dick so i dont think you think that and also your the one who probably rapes 12 year old kids you sick fuck

[supermandicksucker]

@natekidwellbitch go back to mexico cracker oh and take your dick out of my mouth before i bite bitch oh and tika my ex i love her so stfu oh yea want some more of this bitch

[natekidwellbitch]

@supermandicksucker so wait you are telling me that you want to come over to my house and suck my dick dude that is gay as shit you fag your just a troll desperate for some attention cause you dont get enough attention in you pathetic little life go beat off to superman videos and leave people alone

[supermandicksucker]

@natekidwellbitch wooh take your dick out my mouth i can not hear you and i have sexy 12 yearolds gf how about u bitch

[natekidwellbitch]

@supermandicksucker listen dick sucker i wasnt just calling you desperate i was calling a bounch of people on here desperate so you can just shut the fuck up bitch ass pussy desperate pathetic ugly gay ass motherfucker if you want some of this bitch then come over here and get some

[supermandicksucker]

@natekidwellbitch listen bitch thats my women do not make me com,e to your house and suck your dick i mean my dick fuck u cum licker get some of this bitch

[natekidwellbitch]

I think the joke is pretty funny lol and damn there are some crazy comments going on in this video some desperate loosers wanting attention but anyway again nice video

[supermandicksucker]

@natekidwellbitch how dare u call me desperate bitch i love this girl i ant to marry her i love every moment we were together michelle i love u mischa baby please anything just give me one more chance im about to cry please do not reject me i will fight for u my love

[supermandicksucker]

@supermandicksucker yo if i sucked your dick u be begging for more i know u would fucker ur dick could not rape a 12 yearold stfu bitch

[supermandicksucker]

Tika dont you love me anymore cause i still love you but now you with some new bitch boyfriend do you even remember me im pat stetson you should remember my name at least i thought what we had was special but i guess it wasnt and i was just a pathetic fool for ever caring about you

[KiLLeRxxBuNNy]

19 like and 25 dislike hahahaha poor whore!

[Tika116]

@KiLLeRxxBuNNy Lol yes I'm terribly depressed because of dislikes on a video...... -_-

[shanesekiller]

I heard that story some where.

[DiMario84]

00:50

[DiMario84]

pause at :50 

[timokokk]

she better not be he is a loser and a troll she can do so much better

[Tika116]

@timokokk Hahahah I guess I was "with" him? You all crack me up.

[AStarRideout010]

hey tika116 are you getting back with supermandicksucker he is a jerk you can do better

[zepplinkin]

you're a joke of a human being

[Tika116]

@zepplinkin you mad? ;)

[yosoyliloso]

jajaja dis joke made my day .. and u r very sexy

[MyGameMyWay]

not funny -.-

[hainguyenx]

why the fuck did you answer your phone while video? so stupid.

[Tika116]

@hainguyenx Whyyy do you care? :)

[zeldagurlfan1]

I agree with you. answering the phone while making the video was pretty lame.

[Gemnm101]

I'm Asian nd I still dnt get th joke ^_^

[terry2k]

I heard this joke 10 yrs ago and it never offended then and it doesn't now. And I am Chinese. I guess its also because we live in Hawaii where we tease each other for fun. No, I don't think you are racist and you are beautiful and funny. Take care and have a nice day.

[Thedancingqueen2000]

Dont worry im not offended... In fact, i thought it was funny because my family pronounces that way (not to offend my family) but i dont because i went to school in canada

[Ericthemass]

Your funny and very PRETTY! This joke made me laugh even though Im asian. But yea FUNNY!

[sccpr321]

Haha ....i dnt get it....

[liljim4645]

ahhh...i get it...it took me a few seconds but yea nice one...p.s. your very pretty

[Tika116]

HOW HAS THIS GOTTEN SO MANY VIEWS?!? My gosh. xD <3

[AQUIPALABANDA]

I bet youre lesbian... nice joke thoug

[Tika116]

@AQUIPALABANDA I have a boyfriend buttttt ok..? haha

[mw2beastlord]

gay joke

[bocho722]

i bet u werent even txting

[weplayninja]

@Mrpokefreak101 I'm Asian and I am not offended so go away.

[MrPokefreak101]

Y u racist son of a bitch!!!! I don't give a dam if ur hot!!!! So y don't u just shove ur tits up ur asssss!!!! P.S wana have sex.

[maplenarutox]

awesome, you're pretty

[weplayninja]

@Tika116. Forget the haters.  You are really pretty :)

[Tika116]

@weplayninja Thank you! :D

[schnorrer]

what a shitty joke...

[xXDemonKingDarienXx]

Nice one. Made my day, too. And as Milkshake said, you are very pretty. :)

[Tika116]

@xXDemonKingDarienXx <333333

[2291chainsaw]

an american an asian and a african are put in to the woods lol good riddance

[ultimateanime45]

god that sucked i thought it would be A funny one

[ultimateanime45]

realy a text message

[hotdog424]

ur freakin pretty:)

[Tika116]

@hotdog424 Thank youuuuuu <3

[f3ryc3]

omg, your hot

[Tika116]

@f3ryc3 Lol thankssss

[0athos0]

"...aaand they have to search a - uh. textmessage." made MY day :)

[Milkshake69r]

wow your very pretty :)

[Tika116]

@Milkshake69r Aw thank you. :)

[Milkshake69r]

@Tika116 np havent seen a good looking girl in a while lol funny joke by the way

[kingoftheworld22]

fuck u with ur lame jokes bitch

[Tika116]

@kingoftheworld22 Lol k

[TJ5897]

You are from Tennessee

[Tika116]

@TJ5897 That statement would be correct.

[Motivand0LaYal]

Wats the difference between you and you, there is no difference your a bitch bwahahahahaha

[Tika116]

@Motivand0LaYal Ohh because you know me so well. I see. :)

[Motivand0LaYal]

@Tika116

I would eat you alive

[calvin6226]

aww your pretty (and im 16 so dont call me a perv) but why did you make your voice all low?

[TheDalaiLayman]

dumb and racist

[omgstoptakingnames]

ha that was cute, but next time dont text while making a video!!! that gap just ruined it ya know

[Tika116]

@omgstoptakingnames I feel ya, bro.

[brumdog123]

bitch... seriously

[iLussian]

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION MEXICANS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THEM.

[hinesgester]

@iLussian Stop hating you dick for brains!!

Mexicans are Awesome

[iLussian]

@hinesgester ASIANS ARE AWESOME, CLEARLY YOU THINK ABOUT MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS. AND IRONIC... YOU'RE ALSO MEXICAN.

[Maladjusted11]

What a skinny white skank.

[Tika116]

@Maladjusted11 U DNT PHASE ME~~~

[timokokk]

@Tika116 look tiki babe fuck the haters and let me fuck that ass ok

[ayymojas13]

@Tika116 so are you sure they were lookin for the asian or the balck guy ?

cuz u said it was night hahaha

[supermandicksucker]

Spencer who the hell is spencer are you cheating on me tika

[immabecassie]

Funny joke.. but why does the American have to be in charge?

[Tika116]

@immabecassie Hahahahahaha

[ModestDanny]

what did the text message say? :)

[Tika116]

@ModestDanny This was so long ago I don't even remember. It was probably from my friend spencer though.

[BonjourEmilyTao]

@ModestDanny

Suprise!

[mr8bally]

thats soo old lady, when am i gonna hear some funny jokes cant find any funny asian jokes on youtube

[james89027]

Why is she acting like a nigger chick

[Tika116]

@james89027 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[idonotneedanidforyou]

supplies supplies.... yeah I heard this one.

[supermandicksucker]

Tika doesnt have to be funny she is sexy

[IronJackalTw]

Tika116,

U R not funny at all!! =/

"We Taking Train To American Dream" - Kate Rigg....

v=XyXwS93_Ssk

She is way better than U on delivery the punch lines!! >=)

[Tika116]

@IronJackalTw I'm not trying to be a professional joke teller. Chillax.

[supermandicksucker]

I was staring at your tits so long i didnt even realize you were wearing a iron man shirt superman is god remember that

[supermandicksucker]

Superman is my queen and you can be my bitch

[supermandicksucker]

Tika you might think i am being pervy but you need me you know you do and you didnt give me your number yet what the hell i wont stop being pervy until you give it to me