To everyone complaining, I would like to make a cliched parody of 300, "THIS IS SATIRE!" I'm sorry, I had to do that... Anyway, who said satire had to be funny? Most satires are, however not all. Look at "Animal Farm". I wasn't laughing, but it WAS a satire on the Russian Revolution.
@insideScoop You say God hates gays, God hates lefties, and God hates sinners. Well when did you talk to God and he told ONLY you that he hated that? Last time i check he said he loved everyone? Is the bible wrong and you right know? They were thought that long time ago ik its true they hated left handed people but US left handed people dont want to be normal were all didfrent and dont want to be assholes like u..If i was God i would kick ur ass
Needless to say, left handed people should also be banned from holding hands in public. In fact, everyone should be banned from using their left hand to hold hands in public. Using your left hand in public is no better than having buttsecks in public.
Also, Irish Babies are yummy. It is OK to eat them because Irish are overwhelmingly Catholic and Catholics, as non-christians, do not have the same rights and freedoms of real people.
@pixiestix221 so apprently this video works as an exaggeration of a problem that isn't mentioned here?
satire is meant to be funny also - theres no attempt at being funny here therefore you have to assume he's being serious - he even argues his case in the vid ...maybe the point is you can TRY and validate any behaviour with any crap explanation but in my opinion this video would do more harm than good ...
whether you were "trying to proove a point" or you think this was "satire" you went about it completly the wrong way. a 10 minute rant where you're actually trying to PROOVE left handed people are sinners + using the bible and black people as part of you're argument.
There are a lot of people that will believe you actually believe in this.
Colber wanna be..
perhaps try to make the video funny if your attempting satire? IDIOT
the last thing we need is more dumb americans passing blame around.
He is open up a way to folks to start discussing and talking about things that concerns us. Don't let anyone think for you. Set your mind free, oh, that IS Mindfulness!
@dantheman500 Obviously you missed the other videos on his channel, including one in the 'related videos' column--thirteenth down for me, but nonetheless--in which he talks about how people shouldn't have to be closeted and judged because of there sexuality. Or his video titled "Why I'm a Liberal", just below "Bisexual or Gay: Youth Won't Be Labeled". :)
@MvuaNdege i watched the "why i'm a liberal" - he is jus talking to be contraversial - he doesn't have or offer any suitable solutions. Its like me saying "oh the worlds in a bad way and i think the government is shit"
so ultimately the video does nothing and i dont see the point of this.
surprising this one video seems so offtune from the others.
If there are more right-handed people, then there are obviously more evil right-handed people then left. By the way, I am left-handed, and loving it! The Church is always the spearhead of discrimination. Religion itself is discrimination. If you are not with someone's religion, then they think they are superior to you. ( Ex. Islam)
@InsideScoop im left handed and u made me feel hurt inside and i know god isn't mad at left handers he's mad because people like you judge other people because they write with a different hand
@InsideScoop As much as I wish this were, I don't think it's satire (not that I watched the whole thing; I got bored). But I've heard others talk about this, and they were serious.
@InsideScoop satire - The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices.
what part of this 10 minutes is satire? clearly you believe in this made up nonsense. you put your idiotic belief on youtube as if to say "im correct and you're not". Theres no point trying to talk sense into you because you take things from the bible and change to suit your agenda are part of you're crazy mind
Dan, you're so right. This guy is as bad as Jonathan Swift, who wanted to eat Irish children! (Look up Swift's "Modest Proposal" and you might just understand what this video is all about.)
man i happened to leave this on long enough to hear the racism... most people in the world treat any other human as an equal despite skin colour, financial stability, cultural differences
treating gay people and straight people the same is actually what happens. your way of thinking is literally the only thing wrong with this world. die u bastard ...die
It's true. I hate left-handed people, just as much as Jonathan Swift hated the Irish. His "Modest Proposal" was to bake Irish one-year-olds and to sell them as a delicacy to British nobleman. My proposal to ban left-handed marriage is far more "modest" than Swift's. Read his proposal. I'm sure you'll find that he is as much a hater, hypocrite, troll, and attention seeker as I am.
how are you to say whats wrong!? you are nobody to say that we are wrong! we are all children of god and he made us the way we are! and you are an idiot the word sinester originates from sinestra which originaly means power not left!! its right handed people who distruped the order of things!! whenever things dont go to the right handed peopel way they always complain and cry about it but we lefthanded people never complain!!! right handed peopel are evil b/c they want everything there way!!!!
Hahahahahaha! Dan Savage posted a similar satire on The Stranger's blog recently about how we should ban obese marriage, as a counter to the claim that gay marriage should be banned because gay people tend to not live as long as straight people (stuntmen, of course, should never be allowed to marry either).
Left handers sucks. They just disrupt right handers. Disturbing the right handers when they are eating and writing because they use different hand. Wierdo left handers! RIGHT HANDERS ROCKS.
@cuityzhuzhu if it wernt 4 leftys u wouldnt have halo or or internet so you could mope around and bitch uslessly about how leftys piss you off. so put that in ur crack pipe and smoke it
@frobie54 It's satire. Parody. It's not REALLY real, it's putting into perspective the idiocy and bigotry of opposing gay marriage. How do you not see that?
I'm left-handed. I am proud! We are all smarter than you. you are just in the 90% of commoners. We 10% are way smarter than you. What about ambidextrous? i do what i want. With the hand i want to use. Worthless fool.
@ManuelStefans God shouldnt have any proplem wit left handed people cuz he was the one who created them and it sounds stupod that God would have a probem wit someone cuz of the hand they write wit
@raph239 Maybe God is left handed and if he were right handed, Earth would look poorly rendered and would be in 2-D not 3-D proportion. This is just a humour theory.
@Manuel Stevens i dont think ill have a problem wit God he is the loving almighty and he was the one who made me left handed and he doesnt make mistakes
dude u r an idiot everyone should be treated equally no matter wat hand they write wit or wat colour their skin is or weither their female or male, gay marrage doesnt bother me and this is comming from a straight, white, canadian, left handed, 15 year old girl
9:10 OHHH.... I see what you did there... Nice approach.
I guess i'd better stop being black and left handed Right this instant. And i might want to stop being a female too... The majority once said THEY couldn't have equal rights either and belonged in the house.
Read "Is There a Link Between Left-Handedness and Homosexuality?" by N. E. Whitehead, Ph.D.!! >=)
"Analyzing a number of studies, their paper concludes that male homosexuals are about one third (31%) more likely than heterosexuals to be left-handed (2), while lesbians are almost twice as likely (91%) to be left-handed as heterosexual women."
"Conversely, however, and very importantly, most homosexual people are not left-handed." >=P
People can be so ironic, if Right Handed people are right and Left Handed are Wrong then why do Right Handed people use their Left Side Brain and The left use their Right. So Ironic plus we are better at leadership and politics, look At Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, they ruled a big chuck of Europe etc....
Before you comment, please know the definition of "satire," if you know what this word means, good for you, if you are in college and only know what this word means because I told you to look it up, dropout, because you'll fail English. Either way, an intelligent person needs your parking space. Thank you and have a nice day <3
Left handed people have been deposed for generations over poor assumptions and tales, however left handed people use the right hemisphere of the brain most frequently, are more creative, most scientist, musicians and artist are left handed. Most US Presidents are left handed. LH's see potions of life in bigger whole pictures where left brain hemishered people see in sections and pieces and cannot muti task easily-most of the time, the development of these attributes are not easy to attain.
Also did anyone know, that right handed people are hippocrist because they use the left side of their brain, while we use the right side of our brain. Its the brain side which determinates that side on. so really we are more righted sided than them.
Plus religious morons that belief in the churches' anti-leftie statement is one of my reasons of being non-religious! Seriously is this guy joking or saying things out loud?! Plus your dream law can't happen because Obama is Left Handed. (Referring to Newsman).
that guy on this video news channel is a racist loser who believes in normal- people there is no such thing as being normal, we are all different and natural freaks of our own right showing off things which others can't.
Being left handed is a choice and I don't see why we should give any rights to those who choose to be evil.
The only reason these people don't use their right hands like normal people and accept Jesus into their hearts is that they want to sin.
The answer is clear lefties! You have a right hand, try using it. And if you cannot resist the temptation to use your left hand, better to cut it off then spend eternity in Hell!
Some lefties say it's just an "orientation," that they were BORN that way.
But obviously, that's ridiculous. Where's the left-handed gene? Really, it's just a perverted lifestyle choice chosen by people who hate Jesus and rape little boys.
A disability?! You're an idiot. A complete and utter idiot. You are a superstitious,moron. You probably also believe the world is flat, and that you need to drown someone to find out if they're innocent. You should be ashamed of yourself, and God is NOT on your side. God made people left handed, it is NOT a lifestyle choice, idiot: The Sistine Chapel was painted by a LEFTY.Most religious art and iconography was painted and created by a LEFT handed person. Discard your superstition you ignoramous
You're a moron. You have NO choice on what hand you write with, it's a matter of random luck. For an idiot like you to think that being left handed is something to go to hell for being, then you need some serious psychological help and need to talk to a therapist.
You probably think gay people ought to marry too! And Jesus hates them almost as much as he hates lefties.
Left-handed people do have right hands, you know. And like gay people -- who should be forced to marry straight people so as to protect the sanctity of marriage -- left-handed people must make the choice to use their right hands -- in order to proect the sanctity of what's "right".
After all, "right" is "right" by definition. And changing definitions is evil. Ask Palin.
Guess what? Obama is half white, his mom was white and his dad black. so what are you saying? that the president is wrong? for what? being born? being born because his parents were in love? You should think about others you couldn't stop yourself from being your skin correct? What you are saying in this video i think you said that you can choose what to do. So change your skin color. try it, wont be able to do it? GET SMART.
People who don't want to be black or don't want to be left-handed should simply not choose to be that color or that "orientation." After all, changing your skin color or your "handedness" is as simple as changing your sexual orientation. Therefore, since we bar gay and lesbian people from marrying, we must do the same for left-handers and mixed-race couples.
Don't choose to be part of a hated minority! Right is right!
So you are saying that you can change your skin colour? you can be trained to? show me. Let me see a video of you doing it. Or are you saying that being black is wrong in that case a lot of people would be hating you right now. And what about Brown or Asian? are they wrong too? so all of them could turn white? so that like having 4 hands. Whats right is right but what if there is no "Right"?
@VGatsV JaayDC is my other account sorry about that.
anyway.. WHAT XD i'm only 14. I think i understand what you are saying. It wasn't your choice to be Right handed wasn't it? You could be left handed and you could COMPLETELY disagree with this whole project. I was only pointing out there is no way you can choose to be a different skin colour. I'm not trying to start anything but majority of the world would completely disagree with this video. Also if you think im left hand im Right handed. :)
@InsideScoop you can not change your orientation dumb fuck! you say that a gay person can become straight easily because you dont understand gay people. you dont bother to learn about them. the same as left handed people. and black people. your as dark as night yourself so why shouldnt you be punished for being a minority? your so ignorant.
I'm trying to help people see the point. But in an era where clown/performance artists like Glen Beck and Ann Coulter are taken seriously, good ole' Jonathan Swift satire goes right over their heads.
You need to get out of the 13th century and get to the 21st. Your idea of a sense of humor is exactly the reason NO one will take you seriously. You're not amusing, not in the slightest, you're not making a case for GLBT marriage, you're proving to those who don't want it that the kind of people who support things such as this take all things as a joke. Stop trying to "shock" people and learn to deal with things in an adult manner, by not attacking.
If someone gave you a B in school and you wanted an A, did you go and kick the teacher? No, so why attack people who, by their own brain matter and definition, would be the ones who would support gay marriage? A person who is left handed, is more creative, meaning in the arts, and what are artists??? LIBERALS. Ergo, stop attacking those of us who you want on the side of the "true and right" and learn something. Stop being a bigot, and open a book.
Leave religion to God and get a hobby for God's sake. You really have too much time on your hands and you should really get out your frustrations in a healthier way. Play a video game, Halo perhaps, then maybe you'll lighten up.
That might help explain why he went against all his morals to create the biggest weapon known to mankind, which he understood was going to be used against a culture which suppressed the evil left-handed...
@frobie54 Actually he didn't invent the nuclear bomb and in fact predicted it and tried to protest it because he is a pacifist (Against war). He mostly likely invented nuclear science.
Left is not Right, Left is Correct for those who are born Left-handed.
The word Right should not be used in the place of Correct or Moral.
Also, the left hand is believed in some cultures to be divine wrath, and I feel like opening up a big can of holy whoopass right now so don't light the spark, in case those cultures are correct.
Also, I can use any machine on Earth.
Yes, there is a, or should i say THE document founding our country which states all men are created equal.
I'm confused through this. Gay people is what they want to be. I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, just left hand or right hand people, it doesnt matter, its just a hand you use more. If some people are left hands they dont turn out "evil" or "bad". They just become out on what they want to be. It doesnt show just because their a lefty or a righty.
I'm not confused. Left people is what they want to be. I'm not saying I"m left or anything.
It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, it's just who you're attracted to. If some people are gay they don't turn out "evil" or "bad". Sexual orientation is unimportant and I support equal rights for gay people.
But lefties...well, they destroy the institution and definition of right-handedness and have to be stopped. They change tools & writing desks, and their existence violates my religion.
Yeah I know but, its just how things are. I dont mind having different things for left handed people, its just how the schools, compainies made them for life to be easier. I just dont understand how people think its wrong on left handed people when sometimes people out there are also right handed people that do wrong aswell, so does that make them like the left handed people?
So then, if I am left handed I am Evil? What does what hand I use depend my status with God. Mmm? You are ignorant. Such things are insignificant and should not depend who I am. Either this is a joke or people are very stupid. Grow up.
The Bible clearly states that being left handed is wicked, and we all know the Bible is never wrong.
Weren't you paying attention to the video?
Did you watch the whole thing?
I mean, the literal meaning of the word sinister is left handed. What more proof do you need?
Schools used to break the left hand of children who did not use their right hand as God intended. Unfortunately the liberals have put an end to this practice.
The bible is a collection of outdated metaphors. Meanings of words are a fabrication of society, and society is a disease. What you are saying is unjustified and blatant discrimination against a minority, a variation of racism.
If we are going to ensure a sustainable future for both ourselves and the earth, we must stop this ridiculous squabbling amongst ourselves and realize our true challenges. Unfortunately many people are to narrow-minded to realize these truths and we may well be doomed.
people are very stupid, being lefty is not a bad thing, i think its cool, doing everything the way the others dont, im an atheist so i really cant answer for that status guestion.
i can't believe that there are idiot in the comments that don't get the amount of awesomeness in this video, and think it is actually talking seriously
lol this dude as such faulty logic, as with most gay marriage supporters. and that faulty logic is, acting like the gay marriage issue is a civil rights issue. The actual equivalent of this would be denying left handed people the right to be called right handed people and changing the word left to mean right in order to make the lefty's happy. when instead the leftys can stop being whinny bitches and accept the fact that left is left and right is right, it's always been that way and always will.
Silen is the king of "faulty logic." The actual equivalent of denying a minority the right to marry is denying a minority the right to marry. Period.
Gay people aren't looking to be called straight, any more than left-handed people are looking to be called right-handed. The real question is whether gay people and left-handed people should have equal rights to straights and right-handers, respectively.
And the obvious answer is yes. That's why this is such great satire. Way to go, Mark Levine!
rofl you completely missed the point. minorities have the right to marry, the thing is that marriage is defined as a man and a woman and its always been that way and always will. I'm not saying gay people are looking to be called straight. Im saying a same sex couple are looking to be called a married couple when the definition of marriage is for opposite sex. they're trying to change the word marriage to something that it isn't.
To everyone complaining, I would like to make a cliched parody of 300, "THIS IS SATIRE!" I'm sorry, I had to do that... Anyway, who said satire had to be funny? Most satires are, however not all. Look at "Animal Farm". I wasn't laughing, but it WAS a satire on the Russian Revolution.
dutchessgirl13 3 weeks ago
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pankace4pros 2 months ago
racist just plain racist
IAMAFATJOKE 2 months ago
No matter If ur left handed or right handed or bot nobody is perfect deal with it
IAMAFATJOKE 2 months ago
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what a load of bullshit!!
TheKitchenUtensils25 3 months ago
@insideScoop You say God hates gays, God hates lefties, and God hates sinners. Well when did you talk to God and he told ONLY you that he hated that? Last time i check he said he loved everyone? Is the bible wrong and you right know? They were thought that long time ago ik its true they hated left handed people but US left handed people dont want to be normal were all didfrent and dont want to be assholes like u..If i was God i would kick ur ass
Othercargo 4 months ago
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God is angry because he hate dumb asses like you
Othercargo 4 months ago
People like this is why they crashed those planes in those towers... By the way I'm a leftie and I'm fucking proud of it.
jeremy123422 4 months ago
Needless to say, left handed people should also be banned from holding hands in public. In fact, everyone should be banned from using their left hand to hold hands in public. Using your left hand in public is no better than having buttsecks in public.
Also, Irish Babies are yummy. It is OK to eat them because Irish are overwhelmingly Catholic and Catholics, as non-christians, do not have the same rights and freedoms of real people.
WhoreOfBabylon02212 4 months ago
@WhoreOfBabylon02212
Irish Babies are yummy, particularly with garlic salt.
Plus they have all that potato inside them.
Maybe we can sell some to Donald Trump.
It's a great way to get some wealth back to the other 99%.
InsideScoop 4 months ago
The Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon!
Catholics worship the Antichrist!
Catholics should be Banned from holding hands in public.
If you are Catholic, repent now! Become a real Christian or BURN IN HELL!!!!!!
WhoreOfBabylon02212 4 months ago
@pixiestix221 so apprently this video works as an exaggeration of a problem that isn't mentioned here?
satire is meant to be funny also - theres no attempt at being funny here therefore you have to assume he's being serious - he even argues his case in the vid ...maybe the point is you can TRY and validate any behaviour with any crap explanation but in my opinion this video would do more harm than good ...
dantheman500 4 months ago
whether you were "trying to proove a point" or you think this was "satire" you went about it completly the wrong way. a 10 minute rant where you're actually trying to PROOVE left handed people are sinners + using the bible and black people as part of you're argument.
There are a lot of people that will believe you actually believe in this.
Colber wanna be..
perhaps try to make the video funny if your attempting satire? IDIOT
the last thing we need is more dumb americans passing blame around.
dantheman500 5 months ago
He is open up a way to folks to start discussing and talking about things that concerns us. Don't let anyone think for you. Set your mind free, oh, that IS Mindfulness!
Tzedaqyal 5 months ago
What?!?!? Us this serious or a joke? Even if it is a joke, it's not funny.......
Btw, the thing about driving on the right doesn't work - in England we drive on the left :)
LEFTIES RULE!
Flump1996 6 months ago
This is not funny. I don't care if it was ment as a joke or not. It is not funny. A full on 10 min. rant is not a joke. Epic fail.
sassylassy01 6 months ago
I have never been quite so depressed by youtube comments on a particular subject.
My god, people, have you no sense of irony?
Crumplepunch 6 months ago
It's obviously a joke, guys. He's poking fun at radical anti-gay-marriage politicians.
Y'all's been Poe'd.
MvuaNdege 6 months ago 4
@MvuaNdege its the way he goes about it . are we supposed to presume he's joking for the whole 10 mins?
NO because he seems commited to the shit coming out his mouth.
don't presume every1 in the world is sane...
dantheman500 5 months ago
@dantheman500 Obviously you missed the other videos on his channel, including one in the 'related videos' column--thirteenth down for me, but nonetheless--in which he talks about how people shouldn't have to be closeted and judged because of there sexuality. Or his video titled "Why I'm a Liberal", just below "Bisexual or Gay: Youth Won't Be Labeled". :)
MvuaNdege 5 months ago
@MvuaNdege i watched the "why i'm a liberal" - he is jus talking to be contraversial - he doesn't have or offer any suitable solutions. Its like me saying "oh the worlds in a bad way and i think the government is shit"
so ultimately the video does nothing and i dont see the point of this.
surprising this one video seems so offtune from the others.
dantheman500 5 months ago
Watch "famous left handed people" and then talk
f21i 6 months ago
I want to slap him round the face with my left hand
thealmightyloren 7 months ago
@PimpMyParadigm
Where does it say that?
TheRushour3 7 months ago
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LEFTIES ARE GOING TO HELL the bible says so
PimpMyParadigm 7 months ago
@420simpson
No, it's not. He truly thinks this.
TheRushour3 7 months ago
@TheRushour3 No, you have no idea what "satire" is... it's very clearly a joke.
MvuaNdege 6 months ago
If you cant tell this is satire then you are stupid. This video is a joke trying to make a point. anyways...good video.
420simpson 7 months ago
What... The... Heck...
There are trolls on TV now? Seriously, this guy is a complete idiot. If it's so "unnatural", why are people left-handed?
If it's so against God, why did he make left-handed people? Answer that.
I'm going to your website. You seem very ignorant.
ExploreTheGuitar 8 months ago
@ExploreTheGuitar do you know this is satire. its a joke trying to make a point.....if you cant tell this is satire then you are dumb
420simpson 7 months ago
If there are more right-handed people, then there are obviously more evil right-handed people then left. By the way, I am left-handed, and loving it! The Church is always the spearhead of discrimination. Religion itself is discrimination. If you are not with someone's religion, then they think they are superior to you. ( Ex. Islam)
0816M3RC 8 months ago
Fuck you, and have a horrible day.
Ratrat124 8 months ago
I was born without a right hand... Suck my ****
Xenonerules 9 months ago
@nachochip17, @dantheman500 @meg2393 @phoenixsong38
Look up the word "satire" and then watch this again.
InsideScoop 9 months ago 13
@InsideScoop im left handed and u made me feel hurt inside and i know god isn't mad at left handers he's mad because people like you judge other people because they write with a different hand
EmoSasuke1295 9 months ago
@InsideScoop As much as I wish this were, I don't think it's satire (not that I watched the whole thing; I got bored). But I've heard others talk about this, and they were serious.
CrystalRain17 8 months ago
@InsideScoop satire - The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices.
what part of this 10 minutes is satire? clearly you believe in this made up nonsense. you put your idiotic belief on youtube as if to say "im correct and you're not". Theres no point trying to talk sense into you because you take things from the bible and change to suit your agenda are part of you're crazy mind
dantheman500 5 months ago
Dan, you're so right. This guy is as bad as Jonathan Swift, who wanted to eat Irish children! (Look up Swift's "Modest Proposal" and you might just understand what this video is all about.)
InsideScoop 10 months ago 2
fuck me do you know what a democracy is ? i can tell you IT IS NOT banning blacks from the vote - educate this person some1 please
dantheman500 10 months ago
man i happened to leave this on long enough to hear the racism... most people in the world treat any other human as an equal despite skin colour, financial stability, cultural differences
treating gay people and straight people the same is actually what happens. your way of thinking is literally the only thing wrong with this world. die u bastard ...die
dantheman500 10 months ago
LET THE PHONE CALLER SAY SOMETHING YOU INTERUPTING IDIOT!!!!!!!!
u can't teach some1 to not be dyslexic you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH people like this DO NOT deserve a show
this guy is as stupid as hitler was and has the same sort of thinking....
if we take him out now, we wont have a 2nd holocaust
dantheman500 10 months ago
LEFT FOOTED BIZNITCH!
cumulo25 10 months ago
Meg2393,
It's true. I hate left-handed people, just as much as Jonathan Swift hated the Irish. His "Modest Proposal" was to bake Irish one-year-olds and to sell them as a delicacy to British nobleman. My proposal to ban left-handed marriage is far more "modest" than Swift's. Read his proposal. I'm sure you'll find that he is as much a hater, hypocrite, troll, and attention seeker as I am.
--Mark Levine, Host of the Inside Scoop
InsideScoop 10 months ago
@InsideScoop
You are so retarded, it almost makes me laugh
larkiess 9 months ago
MOTHER-FUCKER GO FUCK UR SELF GAY ROD
racist bastard u have no life ckok face
dragonfire338 10 months ago
how are you to say whats wrong!? you are nobody to say that we are wrong! we are all children of god and he made us the way we are! and you are an idiot the word sinester originates from sinestra which originaly means power not left!! its right handed people who distruped the order of things!! whenever things dont go to the right handed peopel way they always complain and cry about it but we lefthanded people never complain!!! right handed peopel are evil b/c they want everything there way!!!!
phoenixsong38 11 months ago
Let Marriage die.
Shrimp4074 11 months ago
This whole thing disturbs me ( and makes my head hurt ).
Ps. I'm Ambidextrous.
WitchingHourCat 11 months ago
u really are really stupid
JeffryfromSligo 11 months ago
Hahahahahaha! Dan Savage posted a similar satire on The Stranger's blog recently about how we should ban obese marriage, as a counter to the claim that gay marriage should be banned because gay people tend to not live as long as straight people (stuntmen, of course, should never be allowed to marry either).
JohannVII 1 year ago
Left handers sucks. They just disrupt right handers. Disturbing the right handers when they are eating and writing because they use different hand. Wierdo left handers! RIGHT HANDERS ROCKS.
cuityzhuzhu 1 year ago
@cuityzhuzhu
How do left handers disrupt right handers?
You fucking idiots are the disruptors who think that only one hand is meant to be used.
I dont mind right handed people but retards like you really get on my nerves and YES I am left handed
larkiess 1 year ago
@cuityzhuzhu if it wernt 4 leftys u wouldnt have halo or or internet so you could mope around and bitch uslessly about how leftys piss you off. so put that in ur crack pipe and smoke it
MrKillitall 11 months ago
@cuityzhuzhu if it wernt 4 leftys u wouldnt have halo or or internet so you could mope around and bitch uslessly about how leftys piss you off.
MrKillitall 11 months ago
lol. this guy has a point. (the not literal message btw.)
NOCOMMENT3176 1 year ago
This HAS to be a troll parody of the "gay agenda."
twitcher64 1 year ago
Writing or using scissors is pretty different then using having sex with another man.
I'm pretty sure that there is a BIG difference there.
TehToadMaster3 1 year ago
@TehToadMaster3 Well said. Not tell the world what's the BIG difference.
NOCOMMENT3176 1 year ago
Hmmm... the (Leftist?) agenda. Didn't know we had one?
lovelikecrazy94 1 year ago
XD I love how that guy thought he was serious and how a lot of people don't seem to understand that this is SATIRE.
illueia 1 year ago 2
They say that left handed people have higher IQ's so why is it that I'm left handed and dumber than a box of fucking rocks?
fasteddie847 1 year ago
You sir, are the biggest fucking asshole on the Earth, Go to hell...
nickhockey96 1 year ago
@nickhockey96 ITS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ANTI-GAY, HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT
AddHere 1 year ago
joan of arc was left handed
crazychri1 1 year ago
I was physically applauding at the 5:00 mark. So RIGHT!
mtext 1 year ago
I just about died. This was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Thank you so much.
NightshadeTea 1 year ago
I burst out laughing at,"What's the difference between being left-handed and being gay?"
Seriously people, this guy is so ridiculously bigoted that it's not even worth having a debate over this video.
frobie54 1 year ago
@frobie54 It's satire. Parody. It's not REALLY real, it's putting into perspective the idiocy and bigotry of opposing gay marriage. How do you not see that?
Greatkingrat88 1 year ago
Great way to show how stupid it is to prohibit gay marriage. xD (btw, I'm a proud southpaw)
Foxicola 1 year ago
@InsideScoop
I'm left-handed. I am proud! We are all smarter than you. you are just in the 90% of commoners. We 10% are way smarter than you. What about ambidextrous? i do what i want. With the hand i want to use. Worthless fool.
0816M3RC 1 year ago
@ManuelStefans God shouldnt have any proplem wit left handed people cuz he was the one who created them and it sounds stupod that God would have a probem wit someone cuz of the hand they write wit
raph239 1 year ago
@raph239
You are an abomination. If there was any justice or decency in this country the government would arrest you and cut off your left hand!!!!!!1!!
ManuelStefans 1 year ago
@raph239 Maybe God is left handed and if he were right handed, Earth would look poorly rendered and would be in 2-D not 3-D proportion. This is just a humour theory.
Sandstormer9 1 year ago
@Manuel Stevens i dont think ill have a problem wit God he is the loving almighty and he was the one who made me left handed and he doesnt make mistakes
raph239 1 year ago
WTF is this ?
ushrark 1 year ago
dude u r an idiot everyone should be treated equally no matter wat hand they write wit or wat colour their skin is or weither their female or male, gay marrage doesnt bother me and this is comming from a straight, white, canadian, left handed, 15 year old girl
raph239 1 year ago
@raph239
That will sound real nice when you are burning in Hell you sinning leftist!
Safe yourself before it is too late. Cut off your left hand so you will not be tempted to use it. It is the only way to be sure.
ManuelStefans 1 year ago
9:10 OHHH.... I see what you did there... Nice approach.
I guess i'd better stop being black and left handed Right this instant. And i might want to stop being a female too... The majority once said THEY couldn't have equal rights either and belonged in the house.
rugdg13 1 year ago
Read "Is There a Link Between Left-Handedness and Homosexuality?" by N. E. Whitehead, Ph.D.!! >=)
"Analyzing a number of studies, their paper concludes that male homosexuals are about one third (31%) more likely than heterosexuals to be left-handed (2), while lesbians are almost twice as likely (91%) to be left-handed as heterosexual women."
"Conversely, however, and very importantly, most homosexual people are not left-handed." >=P
IronJackalTw 1 year ago
Read "Sexuality at Hand" by Nicole Bode!! >=)
"The data obscures the fact that most homosexuals are right-handed, and most left-handed people are heterosexual," >=P
I guess Bill Clinton as a Left-Handed Womanizer must make your BS assumptions looked Retarded!! {roll my eyes}
IronJackalTw 1 year ago
This is amazing. Love it.
I'm left handed and I love this video.
Leenos 1 year ago
what the hell this is so retarded!
Forever21Chick21 1 year ago
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GallettiStudios 1 year ago
im a lefty and an atheist, so i guess im a sinner
mynameisdarthtater 1 year ago
People can be so ironic, if Right Handed people are right and Left Handed are Wrong then why do Right Handed people use their Left Side Brain and The left use their Right. So Ironic plus we are better at leadership and politics, look At Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, they ruled a big chuck of Europe etc....
Biofear9 1 year ago
Your a fucking idiot. End of story.
tlegs8960 1 year ago
Before you comment, please know the definition of "satire," if you know what this word means, good for you, if you are in college and only know what this word means because I told you to look it up, dropout, because you'll fail English. Either way, an intelligent person needs your parking space. Thank you and have a nice day <3
abenoseimei89 1 year ago
Left handed people have been deposed for generations over poor assumptions and tales, however left handed people use the right hemisphere of the brain most frequently, are more creative, most scientist, musicians and artist are left handed. Most US Presidents are left handed. LH's see potions of life in bigger whole pictures where left brain hemishered people see in sections and pieces and cannot muti task easily-most of the time, the development of these attributes are not easy to attain.
tlittle4057 1 year ago
This video is MADE OF WIN.
CommanderSquidlet 1 year ago
you know what's worse than gays or lefties getting married?
GAY LEFTIES!
omg. the world really is ending. god's wrath - 2012 is on its way, people.
bashjpfreak7 1 year ago
Also did anyone know, that right handed people are hippocrist because they use the left side of their brain, while we use the right side of our brain. Its the brain side which determinates that side on. so really we are more righted sided than them.
Biofear9 1 year ago
Plus religious morons that belief in the churches' anti-leftie statement is one of my reasons of being non-religious! Seriously is this guy joking or saying things out loud?! Plus your dream law can't happen because Obama is Left Handed. (Referring to Newsman).
Biofear9 1 year ago
that guy on this video news channel is a racist loser who believes in normal- people there is no such thing as being normal, we are all different and natural freaks of our own right showing off things which others can't.
Biofear9 1 year ago
will you give me javier's number? i think im seriously in love with him.
ameliasthename 1 year ago
I'm not sure what to take this. Is this whole thing just some kind of parody? It's too downright absurd to be serious.
ulysseh 1 year ago
This is saying that thinking left handed people are perverted is as silly as thinking gay people are perverted. It's funny.
caffisc 2 years ago
Love this satire.
rowancerberus 2 years ago
Did you know that God use a left handed boy named David to kill Goliath!
Kittra71 2 years ago
love this guy. love the people who get made at this guy. LOVE IT
shadowfunk 2 years ago
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DitieDitie 2 years ago
Being left handed is a choice and I don't see why we should give any rights to those who choose to be evil.
The only reason these people don't use their right hands like normal people and accept Jesus into their hearts is that they want to sin.
The answer is clear lefties! You have a right hand, try using it. And if you cannot resist the temptation to use your left hand, better to cut it off then spend eternity in Hell!
lettusprey 2 years ago
exACTly.
Some lefties say it's just an "orientation," that they were BORN that way.
But obviously, that's ridiculous. Where's the left-handed gene? Really, it's just a perverted lifestyle choice chosen by people who hate Jesus and rape little boys.
InsideScoop 2 years ago
A disability?! You're an idiot. A complete and utter idiot. You are a superstitious,moron. You probably also believe the world is flat, and that you need to drown someone to find out if they're innocent. You should be ashamed of yourself, and God is NOT on your side. God made people left handed, it is NOT a lifestyle choice, idiot: The Sistine Chapel was painted by a LEFTY.Most religious art and iconography was painted and created by a LEFT handed person. Discard your superstition you ignoramous
DitieDitie 2 years ago
@DitieDitie Man you people are stupid. He's being sooo sarcastic.
caffisc 2 years ago
You're a moron. You have NO choice on what hand you write with, it's a matter of random luck. For an idiot like you to think that being left handed is something to go to hell for being, then you need some serious psychological help and need to talk to a therapist.
DitieDitie 2 years ago
Random luck?
You probably think gay people ought to marry too! And Jesus hates them almost as much as he hates lefties.
Left-handed people do have right hands, you know. And like gay people -- who should be forced to marry straight people so as to protect the sanctity of marriage -- left-handed people must make the choice to use their right hands -- in order to proect the sanctity of what's "right".
After all, "right" is "right" by definition. And changing definitions is evil. Ask Palin.
InsideScoop 2 years ago
Next thing, you know, you'll be supporting black-white marriages (miscegenation), and then we might even have a black/white President!
No, this can't happen. Ban lefty marriage, gay marriage, miscegenation. And don't get me started on Jews and atheists. Let's stop their marriages too!
Everyone who is the slightest bit different from anyone else should be denied equal rights.
It's the Republican Platform!
I mean, why stop at persecuting the gays when we can persecute everyone?
InsideScoop 2 years ago
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DitieDitie 2 years ago
Guess what? Obama is half white, his mom was white and his dad black. so what are you saying? that the president is wrong? for what? being born? being born because his parents were in love? You should think about others you couldn't stop yourself from being your skin correct? What you are saying in this video i think you said that you can choose what to do. So change your skin color. try it, wont be able to do it? GET SMART.
asad123456789876543 2 years ago
People who don't want to be black or don't want to be left-handed should simply not choose to be that color or that "orientation." After all, changing your skin color or your "handedness" is as simple as changing your sexual orientation. Therefore, since we bar gay and lesbian people from marrying, we must do the same for left-handers and mixed-race couples.
Don't choose to be part of a hated minority! Right is right!
InsideScoop 2 years ago
So you are saying that you can change your skin colour? you can be trained to? show me. Let me see a video of you doing it. Or are you saying that being black is wrong in that case a lot of people would be hating you right now. And what about Brown or Asian? are they wrong too? so all of them could turn white? so that like having 4 hands. Whats right is right but what if there is no "Right"?
asad123456789876543 2 years ago
@asad123456789876543
Missing the point.
VGatsV 1 year ago
@VGatsV how is that?
JaayDC 1 year ago
@JaayDC
You're asking me how someone who is bitching about the fallacies of a man performing satire humor is missing the point? Really. Wow.
VGatsV 1 year ago
@VGatsV JaayDC is my other account sorry about that.
anyway.. WHAT XD i'm only 14. I think i understand what you are saying. It wasn't your choice to be Right handed wasn't it? You could be left handed and you could COMPLETELY disagree with this whole project. I was only pointing out there is no way you can choose to be a different skin colour. I'm not trying to start anything but majority of the world would completely disagree with this video. Also if you think im left hand im Right handed. :)
asad123456789876543 1 year ago
@InsideScoop you can not change your orientation dumb fuck! you say that a gay person can become straight easily because you dont understand gay people. you dont bother to learn about them. the same as left handed people. and black people. your as dark as night yourself so why shouldnt you be punished for being a minority? your so ignorant.
beturlifeonit 1 year ago
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Biofear9 1 year ago
I love this.
People are seeming to miss the point though..
spekularyon 2 years ago
Kinda sad, ain't it?
InsideScoop 2 years ago
I'm trying to help people see the point. But in an era where clown/performance artists like Glen Beck and Ann Coulter are taken seriously, good ole' Jonathan Swift satire goes right over their heads.
InsideScoop 2 years ago
You need to get out of the 13th century and get to the 21st. Your idea of a sense of humor is exactly the reason NO one will take you seriously. You're not amusing, not in the slightest, you're not making a case for GLBT marriage, you're proving to those who don't want it that the kind of people who support things such as this take all things as a joke. Stop trying to "shock" people and learn to deal with things in an adult manner, by not attacking.
DitieDitie 2 years ago
If someone gave you a B in school and you wanted an A, did you go and kick the teacher? No, so why attack people who, by their own brain matter and definition, would be the ones who would support gay marriage? A person who is left handed, is more creative, meaning in the arts, and what are artists??? LIBERALS. Ergo, stop attacking those of us who you want on the side of the "true and right" and learn something. Stop being a bigot, and open a book.
DitieDitie 2 years ago 2
Leave religion to God and get a hobby for God's sake. You really have too much time on your hands and you should really get out your frustrations in a healthier way. Play a video game, Halo perhaps, then maybe you'll lighten up.
DitieDitie 2 years ago
IS THIS REAL VIDEO?
blackdeckbox 2 years ago
LOL left-handed people are statistically shown to have higher IQs than right-handed people.
Therefore, left-handedness is clearly not a disability, but rather an ability.
What this guy is saying, then, is that to solve the problems of the world we must strive for a less intelligent population....
BRAVO EINSTEIN
(by the way, Einstein was a lefty)
JRZRacing 2 years ago
@JRZRacing
Einstein was a lefty?
That might help explain why he went against all his morals to create the biggest weapon known to mankind, which he understood was going to be used against a culture which suppressed the evil left-handed...
frobie54 1 year ago
@frobie54 Actually he didn't invent the nuclear bomb and in fact predicted it and tried to protest it because he is a pacifist (Against war). He mostly likely invented nuclear science.
Sandstormer9 1 year ago
@Sandstormer9
I know, I was being facetious. ;)
frobie54 1 year ago 2
@JRZRacing a bit late, bit its a joke, its just showing how stupid we americans are for not allowing gays to marry
AddHere 1 year ago
Left is not Right, Left is Correct for those who are born Left-handed.
The word Right should not be used in the place of Correct or Moral.
Also, the left hand is believed in some cultures to be divine wrath, and I feel like opening up a big can of holy whoopass right now so don't light the spark, in case those cultures are correct.
Also, I can use any machine on Earth.
Yes, there is a, or should i say THE document founding our country which states all men are created equal.
EricTheHax 2 years ago
its nt a disaballity im lefty
nmanime 2 years ago
fuck you d bag
nmanime 2 years ago
go lick a pussy douchebag
MegaQo 2 years ago
lmao is this real? lmao I really hope not! lmao I'm left Handed, evil, and I'm going to take over the world! lmao wtf!
TIARIZZLE 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's satirical. lmao you actually think this is real?
dyld921 2 years ago
lol no I didn't really think it was real well atleast I was hoping it wasn't cuz if it was I'd really be Laughin my ass off cuz that was funny!
TIARIZZLE 2 years ago
I'm confused through this. Gay people is what they want to be. I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, just left hand or right hand people, it doesnt matter, its just a hand you use more. If some people are left hands they dont turn out "evil" or "bad". They just become out on what they want to be. It doesnt show just because their a lefty or a righty.
LuckyisSara 2 years ago
I'm not confused. Left people is what they want to be. I'm not saying I"m left or anything.
It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, it's just who you're attracted to. If some people are gay they don't turn out "evil" or "bad". Sexual orientation is unimportant and I support equal rights for gay people.
But lefties...well, they destroy the institution and definition of right-handedness and have to be stopped. They change tools & writing desks, and their existence violates my religion.
InsideScoop 2 years ago
Yeah I know but, its just how things are. I dont mind having different things for left handed people, its just how the schools, compainies made them for life to be easier. I just dont understand how people think its wrong on left handed people when sometimes people out there are also right handed people that do wrong aswell, so does that make them like the left handed people?
LuckyisSara 2 years ago
Yeah, but if you treat left handed people as equals, how can you justify persecuting gay people?
I mean if we let left-handed people marry, we'd have to let gay people marry too!
InsideScoop 2 years ago
i dono if hes being real of just trying to make a point.... siriouly, what is it?
shadowfunk 2 years ago
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love you! I love you! I love you!
The hypocrisy of that caller is stupefying.
morag815 2 years ago
Judging on the comments people seem to be missing the point of this. It's putting into perspective the ridiculousness of opposing gay marriage.
thetrying 2 years ago 9
this guy is a complete wack job...
jaymz81 2 years ago
So then, if I am left handed I am Evil? What does what hand I use depend my status with God. Mmm? You are ignorant. Such things are insignificant and should not depend who I am. Either this is a joke or people are very stupid. Grow up.
BlackRiku 2 years ago 2
The Bible clearly states that being left handed is wicked, and we all know the Bible is never wrong.
Weren't you paying attention to the video?
Did you watch the whole thing?
I mean, the literal meaning of the word sinister is left handed. What more proof do you need?
Schools used to break the left hand of children who did not use their right hand as God intended. Unfortunately the liberals have put an end to this practice.
ShyamalDudley 2 years ago
The bible is a collection of outdated metaphors. Meanings of words are a fabrication of society, and society is a disease. What you are saying is unjustified and blatant discrimination against a minority, a variation of racism.
If we are going to ensure a sustainable future for both ourselves and the earth, we must stop this ridiculous squabbling amongst ourselves and realize our true challenges. Unfortunately many people are to narrow-minded to realize these truths and we may well be doomed.
JRZRacing 2 years ago
Have you read the story of Ehud and Eglon? If you did, you know that you are wrong!!!
Kittra71 2 years ago
people are very stupid, being lefty is not a bad thing, i think its cool, doing everything the way the others dont, im an atheist so i really cant answer for that status guestion.
im righthanded myself.
ristuksenvittu 2 years ago
The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it!
ShyamalDudley 2 years ago
Where does the Bible say left handers are evil? My girlfriend is a "lefty" and it worries me.
dFLuXb 2 years ago
wow, you must be retarded to believe what bible says.
ristuksenvittu 2 years ago 2
this is hilarious, love it. Us lefties rule the world!!!! you just wait. :)
Batmanfan1993 2 years ago
so is this serious or just a joke? if it's a joke, i'm not laughing.
ejl11 2 years ago
It is serious.
Seriously, it is seriously serious.
SenecaVarinius 2 years ago
uhm.... question are you retarded?
POTATOATTACK 2 years ago
I love irony =)
mrbrightside1029 2 years ago
this is what i call fail
paigep17 2 years ago
hahahaha I love it. This HAS to be a joke! XD
hilight130 2 years ago
Holy shit this is amazing.
spekularyon 2 years ago
are you fucking like stupid im lefty and there is nothing wrong with me you bitch.
leave13 2 years ago 2
i can't believe that there are idiot in the comments that don't get the amount of awesomeness in this video, and think it is actually talking seriously
devotedpupa 2 years ago 2
most right handed are gay not left handed.Fuck u AssHole
Jarod138 2 years ago
im a lefty and i dont find this afencive. i find it fucking Hillarious! XD
WolfRagenIsBack 2 years ago
being left handed has nothing to do with hurricanes...
thizzboy99 2 years ago
lol this dude as such faulty logic, as with most gay marriage supporters. and that faulty logic is, acting like the gay marriage issue is a civil rights issue. The actual equivalent of this would be denying left handed people the right to be called right handed people and changing the word left to mean right in order to make the lefty's happy. when instead the leftys can stop being whinny bitches and accept the fact that left is left and right is right, it's always been that way and always will.
SilenThps 2 years ago
Silen is the king of "faulty logic." The actual equivalent of denying a minority the right to marry is denying a minority the right to marry. Period.
Gay people aren't looking to be called straight, any more than left-handed people are looking to be called right-handed. The real question is whether gay people and left-handed people should have equal rights to straights and right-handers, respectively.
And the obvious answer is yes. That's why this is such great satire. Way to go, Mark Levine!
guysguysguy 2 years ago
rofl you completely missed the point. minorities have the right to marry, the thing is that marriage is defined as a man and a woman and its always been that way and always will. I'm not saying gay people are looking to be called straight. Im saying a same sex couple are looking to be called a married couple when the definition of marriage is for opposite sex. they're trying to change the word marriage to something that it isn't.
SilenThps 2 years ago
I'm afraid you completely missed the point. Gay couples do not have the right to marry.
But I can't tell what you're advocating.
It sounds like you're advocating that gay people marry straight people? (cruel to both gays and straights)
Or are you advocating that gay people never marry? (just cruel to gays).
Would you marry a gay person?
In any case, "marriage" includes couples of all races and genders in a half dozen United States and a dozen foreign nations, incl. Canada.
InsideScoop 2 years ago