REM Dublin Rehearsals Night 5 - "Michael tells a bad joke"

[Anden14]

I can't hear what they are saying... could anyone help me please?

[blatspanner]

they actually do seem to be getting on as people again. shame the new album is arse on stilts.

[karorolcaasey]

Can somebody write me what do they say? I dont talk english and I cant understand all. please!!!

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Michael: "Did you hear about the insomnia, agnostic-" *looks at Peter* Michael: "Dyslexic. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?" Crowd: "No!" Man in crowd: "Stayed up all night wondering if-" Other man in crowd: "Hey!" Michael: "Shut up!" Crowd: "Boo!" Michael: "See, that always happens because my comic timing is actually off." Peter: "He can never tell a f***ing joke." Michael: "No." *Crowd makes noises* The rest is in the next post.

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Michael: "For this next song I had to...I had to write a joke, and it had to be a terribly..."

*Crowd noises*

Someone, I don't know who: "You want the punch line? Just ask your friend over there."

*More crowd noises*

Michael: "He laid awake at night asking himself: is there a Dog? Is there a Dog?"

I hope this helped!

[BirdofSaxony]

I think Mike Mills is the "someone."

[BeginXtheXBegin]

Oh, thanks, I couldn't really tell. Wow, I can't believe I actually typed all that out.

[RearViewMirror123]

the song he was talking about was 'worst joke ever'.

[BeginXtheXBegin]

What song did he say he had to write a joke for? This is a good clip, by the way. Thanks for uploading it.

[IcrushwitheyelinerI]

hehe

good night