Beautiful Girls - Rosie O'Donnell

[undertakerfreak1127]

Rosie really is a great actress. Completely overlooked in my opinion.

[cjs0071]

There is something about it...........

[cjs0071]

This is still 1 of my favorite movies of all time!!

[stilltainted922]

"well it's a fucking weave"

the way she says that line makes me burst out laughing

[annaDANCEDx]

i would so do this for my grade 10 monologue if i wouldnt get susended..

[davewriter100]

@annaDANCEDx So rewrite it, word for word, and then clean up the language, searching for better alternatives. As a Canadian, I would replace the F-word with "bloody."

[caleablanca]

Good point ahhahahahhahahah

[davewriter100]

Part 2: But you know what, I'm sure there are a few women that we all know who act like Matt and Timothy's characters, even that Paul dude, whenever they purchase a firefighters calendar or a Playgirl magazine and look at a bevy of shirtless hunks. Even other "heroes" such as cops. And given how the likes of Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, even Dan Marino, Roger Clemens and Boomer Esiason look, these same women would be going ga-ga and mentally undressing them. Something to think about here.

[davewriter100]

You know what's the thing about monologues like this. A woman is talking like this to men, speaking about real women, and few men bat an eyelash. However, if this were a man ranting to two women about "real men vs. male models and pro athletes", saying things similar to Rosie, about women obsessed with the male form and all that, the women would be all up in arms, calling us misyognists (sp?) and screaming, "oh, we're not like that at all. We keep our cool around men, how dare you!"

[69beeker]

But you F#$@ng Mooks!!! LOL Great Speech. Beautiful Girls has many of them...lol

[ZandiDolly]

ha ha ha that is what all men need to hear

[christinebecruel]

one of the greatest bitch moments I love this monologue

[MonicaHabeeb]

rosie O'Donnell is much better looking than those models :)

[theluvlydani]

Best thing i ever heard

[haleyteddy03]

I love this speech. So very true.

[LuhLuhLawrence]

This is damn legit. Whoever wrote this is a genius - Rosie O'Donnell plays the part damned well. This monologue should be savored for life.

[happytree1233]

To everyone making "you like this so you must be fat!" comments-

Way to miss the point completely.

[DJLubey]

am i the only one paused at :37?

[kors189]

yeah, coming from her fat mouth

[MeredithBixby]

Like running her mouth is some great talent among women - Rosie's got Nothin' Else. What a waste of a human being. As far as Beauty goes, I would put Uma right next to Rosie - in the Not-at-All, Not-Interested Category.

[pomo58]

@MeredithBixby Well, congrats, they would no doubt feel the same about you if you were actually worthy of any notice on a larger scale, but you're not, so enjoy your impotent rants!

[thegoldenspike]

One of the greatest moments ever in a movie

[destroyedtheozone]

I love when she says, "It's a weave", he says, "No" in disappointment. The comedic timing between Hutton and Dillon is amazing!

[anim13]

wrong...women with big tits have small butts...and women with butts have small tits...lol!

[tarynk09]

I'm doing this monologue for an acting class. Love it!

[thaisepf]

@tarynk09 good luck, it's an amazing text! lol

[bigcutiekitkat]

Hillarious.. love it !

[mortum000]

if shes what they call a real woman ima need a harpoon launcher

[tilleypete4]

Think about your marriage and get a trusted women lushfmlk.info

[thefourthbeastie]

DAMN I AM CONVINCED.

[nanahhhh]

Would you please send this video to my e-mail, so that I can translate it to portuguese? I would sure give you credits and post a link to the original one, but it would be nice to show it to some of my male friends.

I will send you my e-mail in a personal message... I would be forever grateful! :)

[MegaDreamer88]

NIIIIICCE ROSIE!! KILLED IT!

[HungryForFlesh]

She's hot :) Hearing her say this is a turn on! Woo Rosie, you got me on fire woman! She's right though. Some women now a days rely on implants, botox, face lifts, nose fix, extensions, addiction to makeup, .etc. Men are the same way with penis pumpers, nose fixes, using bling bling to get women (works for some women),.etc. The society now a days is corrupted. It's worse now then it was before. Some women rely on being anorexic to be hot! I know this is an old issue, but it still is a problem.

[cutebruiser1]

@HungryForFlesh Women do these things because it's encouraged by our culture, not because they WANT to value their bodies over their personalities. And anorexia is not about being hot. It's a mental disease. No one chooses to be anorexic. It's not a choice.

[FM897]

Rosie is absolutely right. Although, I think that most reasonably intelligent guys know that what they see in magazines and movies isn't real.

[TheTrajan1980]

When she speaks about the future of the human race being in jeopardy....did anyone else interpret that as a shot against homosexuality or is it just me......odd when you consider the fact that Rosie herself is a lesbian....

[AnimeJet]

@TheTrajan1980 I thought it was just like a "If you guys are going to hold out forever for a woman that doesn't exist, then you'll never get married/have kids", nothing more :3

[CitySkin09]

Hearing her talk about women in modern times with this monologue should have been a sign that she was a dyke...

[weeesssa]

@CitySkin09 Not every self-respecting woman who has no time for douches like the ones in the video is a lesbian. Just because she wouldn't want you doesn't mean she doesn't want men.

[Inkwovenheart]

I absolutely love this! I especially love the bemused expressions on the guys faces!! Two thumbs up for Rosie O'Donnell!

[kristina4DalaiLama]

... I think I know her, she lives in No't P'avadance....

[kittiepurry23]

I love this.

[Sei1863]

No one but Rosie O'Donnell could own this monologue so well!

[mrREDBIRDFAN]

Rosie, good in this. Good in other things. Now shut up.

[DeathlingDreams]

I just love how the workers in that store act like it's all normal for Gina to give monologues about women's body parts out loud. It probably is an every day occurrence. Love this!

[gusyrocks]

all the ugly-fat girls talk like that...

[u2bdetox]

I love this. I'm not even going to read the other comments because it's true! My boobs are real, I'm not stick thin and men always want what's better. Maybe it's not true for all men but it sure was true for these two. Her delivery is hilarious--even as she's walking away. Awesome job!

[cwinter]

Best bit Rosie has ever done!

[shootthemessenger33]

Heres why its bullshit. not because there is no truth in it but this is a case of THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK. "boo-hoo, I cant find a good man because my appearance is less than perfect and men are such shallow assholes cause they think with their dicks and pursue unnatainable beauties". Tell that to the "losers" you rejected, and the "nice guys" your only "friends" with. Face it: female sexuality is every bit as shallow and cruel as male sexuality. if not WORSE

[martinishot]

@shootthemessenger33 It is also bullshit because Rosie in real life was just like a non commiting guy.She would not give any partner commitment and held out till her mid thirties waiting to meet a swimsuit model looking Kelly Carpenter,then she commited.

[martinishot]

@shootthemessenger33 Oh, and as Kelly was looking not so young anymore Rosie traded her in last year.

[Sei1863]

@shootthemessenger33 Good point. But I think it's subjective to the individual rather than the gender. Rather than a shallow gender, there are just shallow people in the world. Frankly, I think both men and women have a bad rap for it.

[LadyScorpio39]

So TRUE!! All these woman in magazine, even women's magazine are so air brushed and made over. they are totally fake. men believe these woman are real. so sad.

And by the way, this has nothing to do with the topic were discussing, but........OMG MATT DILLON!!!! He's gorgeous! Even now, at 46? I think thats what he is. What a gorgeous man!!

[heyitsjai]

this was my favourite part. i had to clap.

[lovec78]

love this movie, loved that scene...it is all too true...

[winggoddess]

BEST PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE!

[aznsketcher]

Rosie was killing 'em back in the 90's

ah, I love this movie!

[aidenadore]

She's fantastic!

[bigsprinter]

Hilarious, and before Rosie established herself as a far-left lunatic.

[TheIvyIllusion]

Oh shut your holes.

You guys are only bitching because you know shes right. Women are given boobs and they should be happy with themselves, silicon implants are not MEANT to be in there. Not every girl is paper thin and photoshopped.. so grow up and face reality. Show some respect to women who are happy with the way they are naturally.

[johntvette]

@TheIvyIllusion you sound fat.

[Dipstikk]

@johntvette Ooh! Now that's a sorry excuse for a comeback if I ever saw one. Didn't have much ammo in the ol' holster, did ya, Tex?

[johntvette]

@Dipstikk you sound fatter.



[Dipstikk]

@johntvette And you'd be right. My point still stands, little man. And when I say, "little," I am of course referencing the meager scraps you're packing in the downstairs department.

[johntvette]

@Dipstikk I see your fat wife got a hold of your keyboard.

[Dipstikk]

@johntvette Ooh, an added dollop of misogyny to go with your size hate. And see, it only took you two tries to come up with a good insult.

I CAN PRETEND TO BE OFFENDED IF YOU LIKE, ROFL.

[sndblstr]

@TheIvyIllusion, only jealous girls would say something like that! fat women should lose the fat.

[fardarig]

Awesome monologue.

Note also that she's buying beauty products.

[starlet7383]

one of the best monologues in movie history!!!!!! love it :-)

[aznsketcher]

great ass.

nice tits.

but a baaaaaad attitude.

love this movie.

[heavencanwaite]

my god ....she's right

[phuturephunk]

Attraction is a wonderful thing and there's so many factors.

This is a pretty amazing scene.

[JellyDehli]

Some of the horrible comments on this video make me lose faith in humanity. There are so many sexists and racists and homophobes on Youtube, it makes me wonder what some people are like in real life.

[martinishot]

Oh and Rosie would kick you and your extra thirty lbs to the curb too.

[martinishot]

Let's have you put what you called my theory to the test.Blow up by thirty lbs like jessica simpson and let's see if your man sticks around.I say he won't. But don't worry, Rosies audience always has room.

[martinishot]

The funny thing about you is that you can think this scene is right on all you want, but you fail to see what the other message being sent is. That message is one that teaches women to resent beautiful woman in their 20s who have DD tits a nice round ass and a small waist, slim yet still curvy.Who even have blonde hair and blue eyes and are 5'10.

[martinishot]

In 1996, the movie studio was not using Rosie to try getting your nice round ass in a theatre seat,it was casting her to target her existing TV audience. That is what I said , I implied nothing. Try reading completely next time.Thanks for throwing in the middleaged and single, your words not mine. Rosie is talking here about a guy in the movie who has dated a girl for years without finally commiting to marrage How does your four year relationship disprove my theory as you call it?

[hollymaria]

Mr MartiniShot, I am a beautiful woman in her 20s who has DD tits a nice round ass and a small waist. I'm slim yet still curvy. I even have blonde hair and blue eyes and I'm 5'10". But I think this scene with Rosie is awesome and it's right on point. Your condescending remarks imply that the only reason a person would see the truth in what she says is if they are middleaged overweight and single. Oh by the way I'm also in a relationship of 4 years so there goes that theory. As Rosie says, eat it

[jesselyna]

Do you base your entire beauty on DD ? Why react so emotional to this video ? She's obviously not talking about you Maria :). Its a comedy... enjoy and have a laugh. She's fucking hilarious eat it maria

[martinishot]

Tabloid fodder Rosie was living up till her mid 30s in the same way as her character described non committal males in the film. It was like casting porn star dating/beating Charlie Sheen that year as a sensitive family man. Sorry I took up more space explaining my first post, but coyoteboyIQ28 needed some help.

[martinishot]

This scene was written by Scott Rosenberg to push the buttons of Rosies female dominated, mostly out of shape TV audience, assuring them they represented REAL women. This film did badly at the box office and the hypocrisy of casting Rosie for a scene widely used to promote it may have contributed to that.

[coyoteboy28]

Uh, Rosie did not write the dialogue. Its a fucking movie. If you want to bitch about Rosie O'Donnell's comments bitch at the person who wrote the screen play, Scott Rosenberg. U fucking idiots.

[robbatkinson666]

Thank God the 90s are over!

[martinishot]

This is just a feel good scene for out of shape women. Rosie made this scene ring hollow in her personal life as she did not give commitment to someone until well into her thirties. And the girl who got her commitment and an expensive ring in the mid 90's was Kelli Carpenter. And Kelli Carpenter at that time looked just as good as any model on those magizines or wall posters that her charicter is dismissing.

[robbatkinson666]

MTV, MADISON AVENUE...WAIT ROSIE! YOU LEFT OUT HOLLYWOOD!

People actually paid for tickets, bought gas, paid babysitters, spent fortunes for popcorn to see this shite?

[elgrigorio1]

GO ROSIE!!!

[drplbiftin]

Damn, she didn't get run over at the end.

[WarriorOfChrist777]

Rosie is right

[WarriorOfChrist777]

Rosie is beautiful. All haters out there, she's beautiful

[USMC4402]

second that!

[SexualRacism]

rosie is a disgusting cow. why are you trolling for her?

[WarriorOfChrist777]

She's a Gorgeous Woman. SHe's very beautiful. i don't care what people say about her. God made her beautiful. She may have a nasty attitude but that can change. She's pretty

[dh144498]

im not gonna question your opinion about beauty, but she's a racist bitch.

[breybrey2dajizzay]

i used to love watchin Rosie in them old movies! i hav a few fav's of hers!

[emmapineapplealien]

totally love this! im gonna use this everytime a skinny bitch starts me!

[TabithaRodTX]

Well its fucking weave ok!!! lol

[Oreo9702]

I'm not a Rosie fan, but this was the truth. Excellent job!

[pantucci]

That performance is awesome; I'm a Rosie fan now.

[hfxmusicman]

Best scene in this movie. Hysterical :)

[kat4liberty]

This almost makes me like Rosie O'Donnell. Almost.

[RivaJane]

This is the only worthwhile scene in this movie

[Cu570m1z3]

no excuse fat chicks are just lazy fucks.

[lofiallstar44]

and your screen name uses numbers as letters. what's your point?

[EGlVM]

This rant is perfect. I want to do it for Acting class one day. I've wanted this up here forever. Thanks for uploading it.

[rachhlovee677]

this scene is so great

[rhanna12]

Ha Ha Ha! I don't think she was acting at all during this scene.

[ek00rb]

oh my GOD, yes!

[xxcarcrashheartt]

This rant actually makes Rosie O'Donnell tolerable.. for a while.

[soozll]

I love this monologue too. She delivers this rant so perfectly! They cast the all the roles so well in this movie. I think everyone knows at least one of these characters.

[lilmonkee86]

One of the best monologues ever!

[twil9ght]

I love this rant!!!

[puppydogsgoMEOW]

whats the name of the song at the very beginning of the movies?

[FuckJoeThePlumber99]

"Beautiful Girl" by Pete Droge and The Sinners

[elleoneiram]

awesome rant

[elgrigorio1]

I love this movie so damn much. Mostly because it has Rosie O'Donnell in it.

[GravisTheOne]

great video

my contact ID is on muh prfoile! dJ

[rainbowsprod]

Best bitch out ever. I love this movie.

[atonsgard]

Love love love this. I use this as a monologues.

[digglyda]

Better to aspire to the Fantasy found on the pages of Penthouse than put up with the reality of Rosie O'Donnell.

[enickma]

LOL ... amen to that!!! Population would end if we had to procreate with the likes of her

[tangledshoelaces]

I'm using this for a monologue. :]

[jackaroo72]

I think it would be totally cool if we can get the viewer number up to 10,000.. Send this video to your woman friends!

[abbyxxoo]

Lmfao. xDD I love this movie. :D

[tangerineviolet]

I LOVE GINA!!!!

[ajoebloe]

This is awesome!

[kellyw516]

OMG, this is CLASSIC. Thank you for posting this!!

[Myrriad]

My brother used to tell me how great this movie was, esp the Rosie part. But that was before he abandoned his 2 little girls AND his wife in favor of some chick 10 yrs younger than himself....hypocrit!!

But this is a great speech!!