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  • This song kicks ass!

  • mother fuckeR!!!

  • Dude, I didn't even have to play the video... once you look at the thumbnail, if you can't guess that it's rick rolled backward, then you're a moron.. heh

  • Best tool song ever.

  • This happened the last album too...Same fake title...very cool. Even the trolling can't be original.

  • Once again... I hate this asshole!

  • This is my favorite TOOL song, hands down.

  • @BigBoomRobot Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! You rectal fuck face homo! "MAN FUCK YOU"... you piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker!

  • @rapnot03 dude.. youre my new best friend lol

    .

  • YOU'LL SMOKE A TURD IN HELL FOR THIS...

  • Amazing crimen work

  • Know what's sad? That someone has absolutely no talent and is hating on a band that does by putting the most horrible genre of music in their place. But hey, good job bro. You rate somewhere right below the band you posted and right above that white stuff that forms at the corners of your mouth when you're really really thirsty.

  • fucking rick rolled... asshole.

  • @BigBoomRobot whoa dude, chill it out and just listen to the catchy rhythmic beats of the 80s

  • Wow, this is a really dramatic change for Tool. I think this showcases the vocal abilities of Maynard.

    Why is it whenever I get Rick Rolled I listen to the whole song?

  • seems like Tool is going in a different direction with the next album, Maynard is rocking those shades!

  • I paused immediately, before a single frame was exposed. Read the comments, disliked, and fucked off to somewhere useful

  • ha, i just got a 2 minute advertisement for a rick roll

  • This song has a subliminal message. If you play it backwards it screa,s the words DongleKumquat is a fucking fag

  • lol no rick roll here,I read about it during the ad.put that in your pipe and smoke it

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  • Wow, this was a good one! Why do we keep doing this to ourselves when Tool said they wouldn't release anything about the new album lol

  • hahaha

  • Why in the fuck was this featured?

  • haha clever.. Dellor Ckir....Rick Rolled

  • Someone should ban retards like this. Or just line them up and shoot them.

  • You motherfucker. That's all I have to say. This made me die a little bit inside.

  • i saw rick astley in the description before the vid loaded and my rick'roll reflex was so fast, the video didnt even play for a whole second.

  • You dont Rick Roll "]["[[]][[]][[_. B-yatch.

  • Has 'Kum' on his name. Your opinion is invalid

  • I should of known, I should of fucking KNOWN!

  • @RealityBirth...... you should HAVE!!

  • This is what I get for trying to see the new tool cd....

  • FUCKN GOOF

  • fuck!

  • You people can suck it!

  • fuck you

    

  • LMAO!!!!! You got Rick Rolled!!!!

  • The guy in the vid is a tool

  • I like his new hipster dance, totally punk influenced.

  • This really is fantastic. It's been a long time since I've laughed so hard.

  • I like Maynard's new hairdoo.

  • twice in a row

  • Fucking dick!!

  • Aww shit

  • For all we know, that could just be Maynard in disguise....

  • @KycapLanew He is very tricky that man, LOL. Omg, I haven't been RR'd in a while. This made my day.

  • the new album uis actually comiong out may 2012

  • how fuckin funny if they came out with an album call dellor ckir or rikc rolled mutha fucka

  • i hadn't been rick rolled for quite a long time,you got me there,lol.good job :]

  • am i the only only person whos listening to some shitty 80's music ????

  • What a stallion.

  • maynard looks funny with redhair...

  • HEY!!! This isn't Tool!

  • I love this tool song.

  • ass

    

  • Please don't tell me you guys think this song is actually by Tool. Please.

    

  • I was expecting this but clicked it anyway

  • ...

    

  • KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUUUUUU

  • bitch

  • This must be the Troll Anthem... XD

  • ...

  • damnit

    

  • good work

  • Son of a...

  • Wow I haven't been Rick Roll'd in months lol

  • GOD DAMNIT!!

    

  • Lose your virginity kid, take some drugs, develop a feeling of spiritualty, and get a fucking life!!!!

  • Oh no Maynard has cut his hair! Heeeeeeeeey wait. there is a tear in space and time and im 13 again, oh well he did warn us.

  • Kill yourself...

  • Epic rick roll. I approve!

  • fuckwitt

    

  • This is Fucked UP. You dont rick roll about the greatest band in the history of the homo sapiens.

  • It's funny to be Rick Rolled...but I hope you burn in hell for this one.

  • @KimoArson Maynard is probably responsible hahaha

  • @ProphetKirsch you know the rules and so do i. he was pissed when people were singing along the first time he played a song off 10,000 days and the crowd already knew the words

  • Epic rick roll is epic. =D

  • fuck you die slow you cock sucker

  • god fucking dammit

  • rick rolled ... I'm officially loves this song from repeating it T_T

  • Bugger. -_-

  • i love getting rick rolled..thank you man, at least i smiled today.

  • too bad rick isnt spelled rikC

  • ass

  • Ahhhhhhh, what the hell

  • its funny that people rely on youtube to find out when the next tool album is going to be haha, then they get pissed when they cant figure out that any info about tools next album has not come yet and you probably wont find it on youtube... do you people believe everything you see on youtube?

  • this is stupid u fuckin asshole. Fuck off!!

  • I guess I should read "Dellor Ckir" in reverse first ಠ_ಠ

  • Amazing, but will it top Lateralus?

  • Consequences dictate course of action.....if i ever see you you're dead.

  • Thank You! That was Awesome. Maynard really changed his appearance. May the bloody piles distress you, and corns adorn your feet. May crabs the size of coconuts crawl on your balls to eat. When you're old and feeble in a syphilitic wreck, may your spine fall through your asshole and break your mother fucking neck. PS, Ass mouthed, cum licking, turkey necked, shivering pickle fisted, dog dick sucking, puss festering ShitSwallower, Have a Great Day.

  • what a piece of shit on the ground... what a fucking waste of fucking life

  • That, sir, is a dick move! But I gotta admit, that was good! haha

  • God I hate people like you!

  • Tool arent foolish enough to slave away over something that will only exist for half a year.

  • You made a lot of good people mad.

  • this song will always be my favrite

  • suck my non exsistant man bits you bastard.

  • I hope you fucking die

  • cant wait for it

  • asshole... it is kinda funny though. But that's not an excuse for you being a total duchebag! grow some pubes will ya?

  • It's different but I like it. Sounds like Tool is going for more of a pop sound....respectable. The lyrics are as profound as ever though, Maynard is a true genius.

    The chorus has great religious significance, as in the "8 things Jesus said he'd never do"

    Maynard recognizes those 8 things in the chorus.

  • @canesrule96 hah! this guy, he gets it, this guy gets a gooood joke lol.

  • @canesrule96 Agreed! Oh my he makes me smile. At least his message is clearer than crystal.

  • WAY TO PISS EVERYONE OFF ASSHOLE

  • FANTASTIC :))))))) but i want to see tool and maynard in italyyyy!!!!!! that's an evocation ...

  • Problem?

  • @DongleKumquat chode

  • @DongleKumquat The problem with this, is the information is actually true.

  • @DongleKumquat i should punch you square in the face!

  • Jesus, at least come up with another idea to "fool" us. You're obviously one of those people who go unnoticed when they die, because they couldn't do anything but follow and imitate others.

  • You sir, Deserve the internetz,

    problem, Tool fans?

  • @Zettimation And you're looking at a video entitled "Tool album coming in 2011" because you're NOT a Tool fan?

    Can you say retard? Look in a mirror and say it over and over.

  • seriously. fuck your mom. your one clever asshole/

  • im going to kick your ass

  • You fuckin cock smokin bitch!

  • 11 Noviembre 2011

  • fuckwit

    

  • "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you." ::snaps fingers to beat:::

    WELL PLAYED SIR...WELL PLAYED.

  • Get a life dude.... do you have nothing better to do?

  • Who the fuck would think you're gonna get rick-rolled on a tool video?!?

  • Where´s the rest of the video!

  • *applause*

  • Move on... someday, someone will come up with something funnier than this mind numbing D grade attempt at humour. I know you are you said you are, so what am I, rates higher

  • I have to admit that this was pretty funny. Dellor Ckir. Look at it backwards.

  • WOW THEY CHANGED THEIR STYLE COMPLETELY o.O

  • At least come up with a new saying for fuck sake fuck this rick rolling shit.

    Throw like men in hats and me singing you can dance if you want to. That way when this shit happens i can at least laugh

  • sigh

    

  • You got me dude.

  • Genuinely the only Rick Roll that has annoyed me, I applaud your trickery

  • this is not even funny, FUCK YOU

  • YOU LYING SACK OF SIBERIAN SACK OF HORSE SHIT. I HOPE MANYRD COMES AND CHOPS YOUR HEAD OFF!!

  • this is the funniest rick and rolled since the moment it was invented, ahhhh the pain.............

  • WANKER!!!!!!

  • tools version sounds like rick astleys, maynards voice sounds different

  • Rick Astley will never give us up. Maynard on the other hand... Hard to tell ;/!

  • Its about time TOOL did a cover of this song...

  • But the album is actually coming. And I can't wait. :D

  • FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • It would be better if you reversed Rick properly.

  • LOL good cunt

  • BASTARD!!!!!! Its coming though, patience is a virtue

  • You fuckin bastard! Can't believe I fell for it.

  • Hahahaha I agree with robinofdahood. I too have never been rick rolled this hard! OMG! Hahahahahaha! xrobwx <------dies laffing.

  • Fuck yourself and die. Tool is just not a band you can rick roll me about.

  • you fucking dick rick rolling a possible new tool song go die u faggot

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  • Thanks for the song sample man, Tool changed their sound a lot! But it's for the best :D

  • nice! cant wait for this to come out lol

  • god fucking damnit!!! i ran arms wide open into this one

  • "Message to Harry Manback" is dedicated to you, mother fucker

  • @rnieto2112 so is hooker with a penis

  • mutha fcnk jesus maynard christ!

    I always fall for this.

  • This rick roll was too mind-fucky

  • F u honestly f u u fucking ruined my muse Rick roller fuck u fuck u fuck u

  • Mother Fucker!!!

  • \m/

  • holyshit what happened to Maynard!

  • Ahhhhh...not again :(

  • it s funny but fF U

  • DONT TEASE TOOL FANS, THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF YOU ARE LURING US IN FOR

  • LOL YOU CUNT! I hate you so much. Yet I have to applaud you. That was hilarious, after I stopped headbutting my table and bleeding from my nipples..

  • Lol, good one XD

  • You got me good.