In the words of the late great Bernie Mac: "Before you get married your lady give you coochie by the pound... now you on some kinda ration" lmao!!! its gonna be OK Dejuan
when they speak..needle to the ear. when they wake up..needle to the eyes. sometimes i have heard even sex can be like a needle to the ....umm..err.. umm nuts. lolololol. but dont worry this phase will end. I KNOW U THINK IT WONT. but it does. once you make it through this you willl love each other more than ever...or...vomit at the mere mention of the other person's name, lmyaooooooo
wow u look different. keep up the good work... ok ok ok. im feeling this. it works both ways babes. but im with you. you all are going a stage i call, 'Needle." this is a stage that appears in a relationship when everything isnt so sweet. this about the person next to you is like going to the doctor...its like a shot. their voice, their bad habits, their smells, everything! Its like someone takes a needle filled with hot azz lava & stabs you with it straight in the ear, brain or neck.
I read a lot of comments on here saying LOL that was hilarious and it was sooo funny, but I didn't see the humor in the video and didn't laugh once. am I missing something? I just don't think that was a funny vid. now some of the other ones yea, this one.. nah.
rybread: haha....thanks. yeah, my mind is going this way all the time. my tweets reveal that. i'll go back one day and just use all my tweets for my material:)
LOL,Dejaun ain't marriage great!!!..It's funny cause u got everybody saying marriage is wonderful and beautiful b4 u get married....then after u married its like u entered into this secret society that only married folks know about!!!! its not all bad, u know u got somebody that got your back no matter what but sometimes after a argument a man be like "dam, i could be in Miami on da beach with a fine-ass spanish chick"...LMAO!!!
petitesexylady: haha...because she knows women are the weaker sex regardless of how much they push 'women's rights'...i bust back, guess who going to jail. cause i'm 'supposed to be able to take it'...lol
yea you shoule DON'T KNOW!!!! man she said that soooo hard...LMFAO man that was too funny, i like when she got something to do with the video...she funny too
Men should get more props for remaining monogamous than women because their trial is hormally harder. Men have a bigger struggle with restraining from lack of sex because they have much more testostorone than women. There isnt much a man can do about it. Women and men are hormonally build different. So, my advice is to have patience and be grateful for your 50's. Thats when sex drives between the genders starts to equal out. I'm lookin forward to growing a mustache, haha. ~Raven
ur girl seems to be a angry person.. I dont like girls who are angry that much. U must make her happy bro.. Do somthing! I will write my future wife a prenup? if she aint wanna have sex she can goooooo. or let me fuck somebody else.. Cus im a freak I need that atleast a cpl times a week!
ooh lord, what was that at the end! we already saw your *whispers*bits*whispers* in one video, i thought this was going to be the sequel.... ;)...not that i'd be complaining, lol
HA!!!! She got You DP!!!! I would have paid dearly to be a fly on the wall when the cam cut off!!!! I think next video DP is gonna have a black eye and walk with a limp!!!!
The lack of sex in marriages is real! I thought it was a myth until I got married and am now going through the same thing. Dayum it I tired of having sex.. I would rather cuddle.. When you are single, you dont have to have sex all the flippin time...
LMAO..did she slap the shit outta you?? 4:04
chidragon60 1 year ago
OMG!!!! I LOVE MARTIN!!! :D IDK U WATCH THT!!
pineconeZEBRA 1 year ago
are you good at advise?
honezo89 1 year ago
lmfao
ktc311 2 years ago
haha i see at the end yo behind done got embarrassed..lolz
Skyy2121 2 years ago
lmfao wut did she say at da end of da video n da long ass pause dejaun made was 2 funny. lol
NorffMemphizFinest 2 years ago
lord i wanna know what happened next...lol
sweets4u2t8st 2 years ago
lmao that woman gonna bust ur ass!
MsWandySearchAngel 2 years ago
3:25- 3:30 damn!!!!!! that shit was funny
waterboy21314 2 years ago
looks like your marriage is on the tip of a cliff ahahah
GamerBum12 2 years ago 2
both of yall sound like you just woke up
tiglet33 2 years ago
In the words of the late great Bernie Mac: "Before you get married your lady give you coochie by the pound... now you on some kinda ration" lmao!!! its gonna be OK Dejuan
danigirl562 2 years ago
Jejaunp, I laughed through the entire video!! LOL...I loved it. So funny.
alecniles 2 years ago
you two are hilarious!!!!!!
mistashaft21 2 years ago
when they speak..needle to the ear. when they wake up..needle to the eyes. sometimes i have heard even sex can be like a needle to the ....umm..err.. umm nuts. lolololol. but dont worry this phase will end. I KNOW U THINK IT WONT. but it does. once you make it through this you willl love each other more than ever...or...vomit at the mere mention of the other person's name, lmyaooooooo
sunshinesda1 2 years ago
wow u look different. keep up the good work... ok ok ok. im feeling this. it works both ways babes. but im with you. you all are going a stage i call, 'Needle." this is a stage that appears in a relationship when everything isnt so sweet. this about the person next to you is like going to the doctor...its like a shot. their voice, their bad habits, their smells, everything! Its like someone takes a needle filled with hot azz lava & stabs you with it straight in the ear, brain or neck.
sunshinesda1 2 years ago
ACTIVE listening....
ohveryyoung 2 years ago
you need to talk to her more and listen better and then she'll feel romantic w/you and want to have sex.
ohveryyoung 2 years ago
Juan, u and your wife makes a great team.
DannieBoo72 2 years ago
You remind me of my brother, funny and annoying as hell lol, but loveable.
Aidenson 2 years ago
Aidenson, that does sum him up. LoL
IllIIllIIIlIIIlI 2 years ago
chicks do do that..and i know she dont complain when u try and do her....
popeyes12345 2 years ago
I read a lot of comments on here saying LOL that was hilarious and it was sooo funny, but I didn't see the humor in the video and didn't laugh once. am I missing something? I just don't think that was a funny vid. now some of the other ones yea, this one.. nah.
strike8490 2 years ago
hecka funny like ur tweets man!!
rybread78 2 years ago
rybread: haha....thanks. yeah, my mind is going this way all the time. my tweets reveal that. i'll go back one day and just use all my tweets for my material:)
dejuanptv 2 years ago
sounded like you was working out extra hard cuz ur voice was a bit raspy.
BaldButWigged 2 years ago
baldbutwigged: nah, it was like that cause we just woke up.
dejuanptv 2 years ago
LOL,Dejaun ain't marriage great!!!..It's funny cause u got everybody saying marriage is wonderful and beautiful b4 u get married....then after u married its like u entered into this secret society that only married folks know about!!!! its not all bad, u know u got somebody that got your back no matter what but sometimes after a argument a man be like "dam, i could be in Miami on da beach with a fine-ass spanish chick"...LMAO!!!
ApollodaGreat 2 years ago
apollo: i'm a have to murk you for that last sentence...lol
dejuanptv 2 years ago
right ...now everytime u and wifey get into it, u gon think about being in brazil or miami like Dam!!!
ApollodaGreat 2 years ago
Why is she always hitting on u brah ??she needs to keep her hands to her damn self !!!!!!!!!!!!!
petitesexylady28 2 years ago
petitesexylady: haha...because she knows women are the weaker sex regardless of how much they push 'women's rights'...i bust back, guess who going to jail. cause i'm 'supposed to be able to take it'...lol
dejuanptv 2 years ago
I don't know how u put up with ha ASS cause she also gets on my DAMN NERVES when watch yo videos !!!!!
petitesexylady28 2 years ago
yall are 2 funny im tellin yall i would pay to watch you guys reality show lol then some of these other shows that on tv take care lol !
lovely2niruel 2 years ago 2
At least you admitted you're not gonna bail on her, D----"I got 50 mo' years a this to go" Good man, bro....good man!!
hotdrumchick 2 years ago 3
Maybe thats why your refusing my ass-lol.
crimjctmajor 2 years ago
Your VHS Collection is amazing!!! lol... And this is hilarious!!!
huhreally 2 years ago
Hahaha 3:25 the look of FEAR!!! oh dear dejuan you in trouble boy!! i Sooooo wouldnt want to be you right now lmao
abominableangel 2 years ago
funny as hell
leadinu08 2 years ago
Dang bro....Hopefully you it gets better...
Bhstroud 2 years ago
69 is a great position lmao
tziokas7 2 years ago
@ 2:22 sheneneh reference haha
emohkay 2 years ago
Have you tried at art of seduction? Seduce her. Take away the power of the snatch. And show her the power of seduction and the Peen.
Daviesgravey 2 years ago 2
yea you shoule DON'T KNOW!!!! man she said that soooo hard...LMFAO man that was too funny, i like when she got something to do with the video...she funny too
lil6meek 2 years ago
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lil6meek 2 years ago
damn lol
seagreen152 2 years ago
damn thaz a lot of VHS's back thurr.. got anything good back thurr bruh?
muzikman183 2 years ago
Wow, my dude..damn, all I can say is..1. I feel yo pain and 2. Dat's why God invented porno's...STRESS RELIEF..HOLLA AT YO BOY!!
james9644 2 years ago
Men should get more props for remaining monogamous than women because their trial is hormally harder. Men have a bigger struggle with restraining from lack of sex because they have much more testostorone than women. There isnt much a man can do about it. Women and men are hormonally build different. So, my advice is to have patience and be grateful for your 50's. Thats when sex drives between the genders starts to equal out. I'm lookin forward to growing a mustache, haha. ~Raven
RadicalComedy 2 years ago
Good job sticking out with your wife that is wonderful. And it did make me laugh lol keep up the good work.
MAINTHOUGHT21 2 years ago
ur girl seems to be a angry person.. I dont like girls who are angry that much. U must make her happy bro.. Do somthing! I will write my future wife a prenup? if she aint wanna have sex she can goooooo. or let me fuck somebody else.. Cus im a freak I need that atleast a cpl times a week!
Iammath10 2 years ago
WOW THAT DEM FIGHTING WORDS!!! Chris Brown her!! lol
ohellnaw 2 years ago
DDDDDDDDDDDANG!!!!! Thats alot of BOOTLEGG VHS's ahahaha... wheres the FEDS (evidence just all behind him) ahahahaha.... messing with ya.
shav0nne 2 years ago
ooh lord, what was that at the end! we already saw your *whispers*bits*whispers* in one video, i thought this was going to be the sequel.... ;)...not that i'd be complaining, lol
snowball1988 2 years ago
I am NEVER getting married!
TheBoomshine 2 years ago
Why are you not on TV yet!?
s13ge 2 years ago 8
@s13ge I fhe go to real TV, it'll be messed up, like those other shows.
atinob43 1 year ago
HA!!!! She got You DP!!!! I would have paid dearly to be a fly on the wall when the cam cut off!!!! I think next video DP is gonna have a black eye and walk with a limp!!!!
hip2dadip 2 years ago 3
One of these days you gonna wake up with ur mic on the dresser... She is chop your shit off one day.. lol
qtaz1 2 years ago
wow you have a lot of movies!
evon53704 2 years ago
I said the same thing!lol It's like he's building his own great wall of movies.
...gotta love VHS tapes.lol
buttaluv10 2 years ago
The lack of sex in marriages is real! I thought it was a myth until I got married and am now going through the same thing. Dayum it I tired of having sex.. I would rather cuddle.. When you are single, you dont have to have sex all the flippin time...
ILUV2SHOP2 2 years ago
Damn...Don't Chris Brown her Dejuanp!...Don't do it...LMAO
MsLowkeye 2 years ago
That's messed up! Chris Brown took Ike Turner's place!lol
buttaluv10 2 years ago
the long pause with him looking in the corner and then "You get on My Nerves" LMAO HILARIOUS
poppinbabies12 2 years ago 2
did u lose weight?
MsDivalicious89 2 years ago
Msdiva: yeaap. Brother been working it out.
dejuanp 2 years ago
That's cool ;-) you do your thang, I wish I had your patience and will-power :-/
MsDivalicious89 2 years ago
entertaining :-)
bloodpuddingswe 2 years ago
Now folks lets ask ourselves a few questions...Did Dejuanp put the camera down to:
1) Chris Brown her azz
2) Take the booty cause he's tired of having blue balls.
Chime in on what you think happened and we'll get the answer from Dejuanp later. :0)
LADILADY67 2 years ago 6
Ima go with #1
MsDivalicious89 2 years ago
"maybe that's why I refuse your ass?" DAMN!!I know Dejaun just got his Ike Turner on when he cut off the camera after that comment. LMAO.
kuunami 2 years ago 3
wow .......if this is real...this is the best reality TV shit on the web
dankbot420 2 years ago
It is real
lisalary 2 years ago
LOL you crazy
mickey2398 2 years ago