Jeff Dunham-Achemed The Dead Terrorist

[jdelgadosegovia]

That was cute lol

[TheEvilDuckey1]

No racist jokes yet he's a suicide bomber with a turban xD humour is still humour

[tehzammorakshow]

lol

[sarahskelsey]

is there any way i can get this video on my ipod??

[ItzEvannn]

Fabio sent me here

[MegaLiZaRdZ]

How'd lindsay lohan get out of jail

[PkmnTrainerHerbiie]

This is amazing,I would love to see him live

[EpicAwesomeDude]

Achemed is FUNNY

[13Estr3lla13]

"If you been in my suitcase this whole time how have you been getting pass security?" "Oh thats easy,they open the case and I go ELOOOOOOOO,I am Lindsy Lohan!!!" :]

[ZacEfronLvr1001]

''Walter says that I'm just a freaking Halloween decoration!"

Funnnnyyy

"Good Evening, Infadels"

[kirstyannbarr]

hahahhahhhahahahahahahahaha

[BlazinfFury10]

Lmao lolz rlly funny 10/10

[JamminJemm]

Hahaha, that guy's awesome :P

[AGJXRJ]

OMG too funny

Just when we dont have anything to laugh about, you pull up Achmed and your day is going to be better after all.

[AliBabaDosRios]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[silvereyes22]

"i would toss a penny and watch them fight to the death" lmao.

funny.funny.

[tutsdabomb]

this guy is funny!

[kinnebakman]

I KILL you 2

[ru47u]

I KILL YOU !!!

[thongvqy]

Are you my virgin, I hope not.... :))

Really nice :DDDD

[zzzerobrain]

QUIET!!! i KILL YOU!!!!! EHEHEHE

[erikarosiles]

hellooooooooo!!

i am Lindsay Lohan!!

[clubpenguinhuntercn9]

"I KILL YOU"

LOL

[sk8erdanny123]

rofl - lol - lmao

[cookiexdoughx]

LOL

[Guldbarren]

A c Flemh

[24girl12]

You spelled phlem wrong you dork

[madasnave]

you spelled grill wrong, flamer

[PoKoYo96]

This is jokes!

SILENCE I KILL YOU!

:L

[schoolsucker1234]

STOP TOUCHING MEEERR...! I'LL KILL YOOU

O.K I'll not move my ass YOU IDIOT YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS! Is that Walter? Yes.. He gas the crap out of me!

It's Not Funnyrr... He will kill us!

xD Nice

[Devil170797]

haha dis is awesome i luv dis i can watch dis 100 times nd i will still laugh

[Smiley81194]

A...C....flemm....lol utterly amazing

[z24god]

just the best ever

[Smiley81194]

this is fabulous!

[SayWat94]

silence, i kill u!!! LOL best part

[Sting3212]

A.....c...h...lem

[livenlove2gether]

wat da hell happened 2 my feet.son of a bitch...STOP TOUCHINNN ME.I KEELL YOOOO lol

[livenlove2gether]

im lindsay lohan.....silence.i keell yooo... lmfaaooo...r u scared??so funni

[CRAZYPOP11123]

STOP TOUCHIN ME I KEEEL YOU ROFL

[Plooom78]

Silence!...I KEEL YOU!

[09noaz]

silence i kill u!! love him!

[aero915]

Did they say the virgins were alll women

Lolll

[8010036]

hahaha!

nice one!☺

Achemed rulez!hehe

[darknightgrts]

lol

[bilal2007i]

i love BUSHH!!

[lordbloodhound]

Lol mad funny.

i love ba oh, you mean the president.

hahahahhahahah lol lol lol

[naturelpomper]

not touching me I kill you!!!

your idiot you have not a ass

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[09noaz]

its stop touching me! i kill u!

u idiot u dont have an ass!

u retard

[hertzmitwasser]

so damn funny

[turtwigsand]

Silence! I keel you!

[croludjak007]

I don't now what to say it's tooooooo gooooood

[luvskulls321]

hahahhahha SILENCE I KILL U! lol what the hell happened to my FEET!!

[rockbahamamama]

knock knock

who's there?

Me, i kill you

x'D

[KingofTheMountain900]

controversery!

[filenodfound]

hellooooooooo i'm linsie lohan haahahaha.

achemed is awsome!

[RedhouseLaura]

How the hells does this guy get away with this? XD

[AshleytSims]

I love how he says " Whaat?" So funny!

[eminemfreak000]

sileeeeeeeeeeeenceeeeee,,,,, i kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll­llllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee u!

[Icantfeeeeeelit]

I love the part when he says : Silence, I kill you! :D 5/5 the whole show was entertaining and hilarious :P

[basebalboi12]

omfg that is so freiken funny!

[ShannonG3326]

id lurrrvv 2 go + see this guy it is truly amazin + soooo funny''x.

[Robotboy19997]

Good Evening Infedel XD

[angelbella123]

i feel fine! its a flesh wound!

[angelbella123]

this is hilarious!!!!! a terrifying terrorist!

[blamcksproduction94]

very funny x)

[RoNniiBaBee]

they open the case and i go helllloooo im Lindsay lohan =]

[aanaq101]

not he said ellloooooo! lol

[awesomeXXXXa]

so funny

[musman11]

I love achmed jeff dunham is the best ventriloquist ever!!!!!

[yootje20]

this is soo funny x-) LOL

[braniacc]

the washington monument, it looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill CLinton.

[magyver3000]

A-C-flemg.... jajajajaja

[yoyoshijr]

i kill you!!

[AmzelPoochi]

Silence! I kill you!

LOL xx

[camprockgirl1423]

Silence! I Kill You! (with the high voice)

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[animemaster445]

i kill u

[2002CR85]

awsome

[candylove565]

SILENCE!  I KILL U!

[sazere08]

I KILL YOU

hahahahahaha i was bustin up lmso

[Jo190991]

He has the absolute control on his voice !!! It's amazing !!! He is my idol man !

[jitmut]

the suicide hotline that was dark was it not

that was the funniest thing evaer

[thekatelynemilyshow]

ELLO I AM LINDSAY LOHAN!!

this is hilarious!

XD

[Jst2smutheGirl]

"uhh lets see uhh... 'A' 'C' flem ech."

[TeresaW80]

This is Islamophobic, disgusting.

[maxthue]

i wish i could finde this this where achmed have Anold voice

[rvandendikkenberg]

Your all bone...

Its a fleshwound.

[jackascrew]

The suicide hot line:P

[abgkt]

Stop toooooouching me... I kill you!!!

[dubgirls]

Haha This Is Hilarious.!!

Siilence..!

Ii Kiiill Yoou..!!

[ynoyrb]

LOL!!!! this is so funny!

Silence... kill u.

it's so funny

[thekatelynemilyshow]

SILENCE! I KIL YOU!

[DavyJoness]

it is Achmed...

Not Achemed

[jaufre14]

im flaggin this for:

causing people to laugh theirself to death

[jordylovelobke]

achemed is tha man (H):P

[eikema123]

1 thing i dont understand at 1:17 he sad '' god damn it. ohoh. srry i mean allah damn it''

but later in the show he sad im not a moslim

lol?

[jaufre14]

was for the joke: look on my ass, it sais: made in china

[Amyrocks44]

I love that line "silence i kill you" its so funny lol xD

[deathangellost]

silence i kill you xD

[XXxxsoccerluverXXxx]

love this it is sooo funny can't get enough

[therebelisjm]

this guy is awesome man

SILENCE!!

i KILL YOU

lololollol

[missashana]

WHAHAHAHAHAHA he is my brother col he?!

[shariyakugan]

Achmed is a bit like Beavis.

[taproot12]

i wanna be a terrorist to whahaha

[xMILLZ]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Me, I kill you!

[schoolsucker1234]

Achemed is the funny'est og jeff's dools xD

god damn it...! ohhohh i..i mean alah damn it hahahaha

SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!

[ultimentgoku]

this guy is a fucking bitch for life YOU BITCHHHHHHH!

[silentshadow1990]

I love, Love, LOVE Achmed and Jeff Dunham. Jeff is such an amazing vantriliquist. I don't know how he manages to speak with such emotion without showing it on his face. Such talent!

[silentshadow1990]

SILENCE!!!! I KILL you!!!

[Prueness]

he slowly gets more irish at the end :P

[maria14gl]

LOL!!! awesome!!!!!!

[emmatje1]

silence! I KILL YOU!! whihihi what a funny terorist xD

[LeoTitanicfan4eva]

hahahhahhahahhahhahha ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL hahahahahhahhahhhahhahahahhaha­hahhahahhahahha

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL hahahahahhahhahhahahhahhahh

hahahahahhahahahha ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dash0]

I dont get the linsey lohas joke = /

[tietus]

because she is skin on bone XD (verry skinny)

[skateordontskate]

silence i kill u

[domorox98]

FUNNY

scilence i kill you

[o0o0o022]

THIS IS FRIKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

SILENCE.. I KILL YOU..

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Acerklaas]

Great piece of comedy! I like the 'I kill you' sentance, its great.

[firedivel]

he scared the crap out of me

[RikuxDaisukeNiwa13]

XD i love it so much, rofl!

[rottedheart666]

"Silence!!! I KILL YOU!!!" LMFAO

[sportydude3]

I have seen this about 10-15 times and i can't get enough of it!

[mavericks810]

this is so funny I almost crapped my pants