Im a stupid teen and I love fuckin black metal... I feel like an outkast cuz of all the stupid pop and rap lovers but its so worth it. Metal is the greatest genre on the planet. Oh and fuck stupid metalcore... damn emo kids
@InfectiousGamerTech i agree u with metal is the best, but dude metal as metal... dont hate other metal bands or genre, and emo's is just dress like the want to, like my self i dress like a goth.
@DennChooch Dumbest thing I've ever heard "ahwell, metal is for grown ups ;-)" Well then, I can't wait to grow up so I can listen to metal, makes perfect sense.
@DennChooch really is that why most adults i know listen to rap and fucking shit that plays on the radio? If was the most popular genre then the top 100 would be bands like dimmu or Burzum. Shut the fuck up you cunt!
@Laurannah101 you get pissed off easy. the top 100 is filled with popstars and famous rock bands because they get more promotion. but as you grow older, you notice that people listen to metal far more. there's so many bands, ofcourse theyre not going to be in the top 100. just think about it and don't be an asshole, slut.
@DennChooch False. I am an adult. Every fucking adult i know listens to rap. You ignorant cunt don't realize it has everything to do with who you fucking hang out with and who you live around you piece of cow shit.
@Laurannah101 You call someone a stupid cunt, because you disagree. Interesting! Music style is not really bound to your age, but it is what you like the most. I may be only 16, but I know what I like.
@666MetalNeverDies666 You think i give a flying fuck? I call people stupid cunts if they are stupid cunts. If someone is going to say that Metal is the most popular genre, they are fucking stupid. Then have him argue with me that most adults listen to metal shows his ignorance.
@666MetalNeverDies666 lol what the fuck are you talking about? You must be mentally retarded. do the 666's in your name make you a badass? OOoh are you hardcore that you put the sign of the antichrist on your screen name? How fucking pathetic. Since when has being honest with you ever been a problem? Everything i say? I haven't said shit, cunt.
@666MetalNeverDies666 You're confused if that statement was a "threatening" or not? Go on with your badass antichrist self, go be hardcore in the netherlands with your gay ass nightwish and shit. You have nothing to say so don't waste my time with comments. please. ok bye
@DennChooch metal is one thing, that hairy cheezy sucky metal like Avenged Sevenfold and Judas Priest. Extreme metal is another thing. had the radio played "Dear God" by Avenged Sevenfold, this wouldt be funny. That song, Blessing Upon the Throne of Tyranny, is maybe the most extreme Dimmu-song anyways.
@ThePerfectKansla Judas priest hairy,cheezy,sucky metal???they are the godfathers of heavy metal!! without them them, dimmu borgir probably wouldn't exist !!! but hell, what do you know? you wasn't born when Judas priest startet!!
@DennChooch In fact, the most popular metal genre nowadays is metalcore, which is complete bullshit. I'm glad I never started listening to that, instead I chose black metal.
@thecookchef metal is one thing, that hairy cheezy sucky metal like Avenged Sevenfold and Judas Priest. Extreme metal is another thing. had the radio played "Dear God" by Avenged Sevenfold, this wouldt be funny. That song, Blessing Upon the Throne of Tyranny, is maybe the most extreme Dimmu-song anyways.
um no... I think you're misinterpreting this guy, he's saying if metal was a popular genre that most people listened to, the video wouldn't be funny, which is true, if this had rap or pop music or even classical instead of metal, well it wouldn't be funny, it would just be normal. I think that's what he's trying to say
@TheGears999 Someday maybe you will have your own family ;) In my family there's only me who listen to metal. I know how much annoying it could be. But: probably you won't live with them for the last of your life ;)
@NantosveltaVegan yeah. and same. im the only person who listens to it. by brother kinda does, but only like Metallica and other classic metal. and i kno for a fact im not livin with em my entire life;) the first band my kid listens to will be like Disturbed or something not too crazy.
@KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe Well sick or not, You gotta admit it was genius ;) i am gonna try some good old fashioned death metal next LOL. this baby will be headbanging at 4 months old
@KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe Well sick or not, You gotta admit it was genius ;) i am gonna try some good old fashioned death metal next LOL. this baby will be headbanging at 4 months old
@kissmyasssuckers No! Dumbass! Metal is a noble breed of music, you listen to it to turn away from everyday's world, it's not for broadcasting to everyman's entertainment. Let the radio be polluted by N-Sync and other crap.
@RussianBarbarian Dont call me a dumbass, dumbass! If there was a Metal radio station, those who seek shelter from everyday crap would listen to it! DAAAAA!!!
@kissmyasssuckers no we dont, then it would make metal a commercial thing. who likes it, search for it, metal doesnt need to be commercial to have fans.
@TheBarney97 last time i heard metal on the radio was... oh wait theres never any metal on the radio because i live in germany where they play "barbra streisand". the lyrics of which are literally: barbra streisand and thats it.
@AmonAmarthrox Your lucky you live in Germany. Everytime I'm in Germany I see more metalheads than in Belgium and they even played Evanescence on the radio so that's like almost metal on the radio.
@kissmyasssuckers TELL ME ABOUT IT! the obest we getwhere I live is either Metallica,Maiden, or even Disturbed Occasionally (not really a fan of disturbed..they're a bit over played)
@leadpipeninja111 We do not get to listen to disturbed or maiden here... Mostly "nothing else matters" by metallica is the only good song played on the radio here -.-
My family have no fucking choice to listen to to anything else....
Eternal666Power 2 weeks ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
rodrigo6669 1 month ago
Im a stupid teen and I love fuckin black metal... I feel like an outkast cuz of all the stupid pop and rap lovers but its so worth it. Metal is the greatest genre on the planet. Oh and fuck stupid metalcore... damn emo kids
InfectiousGamerTech 1 month ago
@InfectiousGamerTech i agree u with metal is the best, but dude metal as metal... dont hate other metal bands or genre, and emo's is just dress like the want to, like my self i dress like a goth.
nameless940 1 month ago
@nameless940 yes metal is metal, an I dress very dark too. But I dont like all this new metalcore screamo crap. Tats not metal. Thats jus crap
InfectiousGamerTech 1 month ago
Wots the dimmu borgir song
Maggot91ify 1 month ago
@Maggot91ify blessing upon the throne of tyranna ;)
mitchell0406 1 month ago
Its day 6, im running low on supply's. I still havent found thecookchef's comment.... must continue........
MrValhalla666 2 months ago 3
@MrValhalla666
Page 9!!!!
N4CR5 1 month ago
@N4CR5 THANK U GOOD SIR!!
MrValhalla666 1 month ago
holy motherfucking blastbeating, that drummer is why i love dimmu borgir lol. wish my family was like this :(
CreuvonVolve 2 months ago
jajajajajjajajajajaja
HammerAttack666 2 months ago
no puedo creer que alguien se rie con esta basura
dimm6661 3 months ago
dejen de hacer videos pelotudos con el metal.dediquense a escuchar la mierda que escuchan siempre
dimm6661 3 months ago
whats funny this is my family
brucekirk89 3 months ago
this is not how u headbang! and this video is ridiculous!
JKShred 3 months ago
ridiculous.
Womb27 3 months ago
The ideal world. Just this 'ad' knows what the ideal world is like.
MrDarkUnknown 3 months ago
This song isn't by Dimmu Borgir...
Sniffer194 4 months ago
@Sniffer194 LOOOOOL yes it is, search "blessings upon the throne of tyranny".
CreeperThanJesus 4 months ago
@Sniffer194 It is.
Dreijer94 3 months ago
Jajajajaja, great video ;D
ozzydapg 4 months ago
That video is kinda like our family car:D
AkiraCity 5 months ago
I wanna this on radio!! :D
LadyLynd 6 months ago 2
song?
MrAlek888 6 months ago
@MrAlek888 blessing upon the throne of tyranny
TheMightyWet 6 months ago
f*cking funny!! :) love it! and also love the comment about metal being for grown ups! hell yeah! :)
bexdemonic 6 months ago 3
I was hoping it would be blessings that came on
norris3531 6 months ago
haahahhahhaah
ELIXABETH8 7 months ago
press 3 repeatedly.
AbandonAllSubmarines 7 months ago
wtf thats the metalocalypse advert
acursebetweenus 9 months ago
YEAH!! XDXD
VicodinAddicted 9 months ago
@akxdoomed
yeah. sounded like dani filths fag voice :D
old dimmu borgir was best.
Antikristianity 9 months ago
you shoulda used puritania XD
666Ahil 9 months ago
This is so funny :D
Btw what song is that of dimmu??? Cant seem to recall it
6Rocker66 9 months ago
@6Rocker66 Blessings Upon The Throne Of Tyranny ^^
RayDuskTwilight21 9 months ago
@RayDuskTwilight21 yeahi it came to me ;) but thx any way;)
6Rocker66 9 months ago
Though this was funny, I think the original version of the video is more funny... I wanna fuck you in the ass , I wanna fuck you in the ass (8)
adr14ntr 10 months ago
what song is this?
HESSIAN118 1 year ago
@HESSIAN118 Blessings upon the throne of tyranny
GeriG1000 1 year ago
@GeriG1000 thanks :)
HESSIAN118 1 year ago
hey fuck you, never disgrace immortal like that, you turn a great video into a shitty hip hop video, piece of shit
DemonlitionVoid 1 year ago
I like that metal isn't as popular, then we'd be conforming to everyone else, and i say FTW. dimmu borgir <3
danielafilthAILD 1 year ago
Ok,so that's wath life would be like if Metal ruled all!
Haddockxyz300 1 year ago
hahaha yeeah! ImI
BLASPHEMY85 1 year ago
Haha, this is how it should be. XD
nitroglyzerinman 1 year ago
klass !
alexfuntube 1 year ago
If metal was more popular, this video wouldn't be funny.
thecookchef 1 year ago 179
@thecookchef why? metal is the most popular genre. maybe not amongst you silly puber-teens, though... ahwell, metal is for grown ups ;-)
DennChooch 11 months ago 142
@DennChooch METAL PWNS THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY OTHER GENRE!
suicidesnowman14 9 months ago 23
@suicidesnowman14 I hear that.
Odinfang 1 week ago
@DennChooch Dumbest thing I've ever heard "ahwell, metal is for grown ups ;-)" Well then, I can't wait to grow up so I can listen to metal, makes perfect sense.
Gr8Daniel 8 months ago
@DennChooch really is that why most adults i know listen to rap and fucking shit that plays on the radio? If was the most popular genre then the top 100 would be bands like dimmu or Burzum. Shut the fuck up you cunt!
Laurannah101 7 months ago
@Laurannah101 you get pissed off easy. the top 100 is filled with popstars and famous rock bands because they get more promotion. but as you grow older, you notice that people listen to metal far more. there's so many bands, ofcourse theyre not going to be in the top 100. just think about it and don't be an asshole, slut.
DennChooch 7 months ago
@DennChooch False. I am an adult. Every fucking adult i know listens to rap. You ignorant cunt don't realize it has everything to do with who you fucking hang out with and who you live around you piece of cow shit.
Laurannah101 7 months ago
@Laurannah101 lol you're a funny sheep
ONA5252 7 months ago
@ONA5252 I'm a funny sheep? You don't know what you're talking about.
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 I'm talking about a funny sheep :)
ONA5252 6 months ago
@ONA5252 Obviously can't be talking about me.
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 You call someone a stupid cunt, because you disagree. Interesting! Music style is not really bound to your age, but it is what you like the most. I may be only 16, but I know what I like.
666MetalNeverDies666 6 months ago
@666MetalNeverDies666 You think i give a flying fuck? I call people stupid cunts if they are stupid cunts. If someone is going to say that Metal is the most popular genre, they are fucking stupid. Then have him argue with me that most adults listen to metal shows his ignorance.
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 Yeah, I guess that really shows off how much better you are yourself! Good job! Everything you say is now truth.
666MetalNeverDies666 6 months ago
@666MetalNeverDies666 lol what the fuck are you talking about? You must be mentally retarded. do the 666's in your name make you a badass? OOoh are you hardcore that you put the sign of the antichrist on your screen name? How fucking pathetic. Since when has being honest with you ever been a problem? Everything i say? I haven't said shit, cunt.
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 Seems like you got offended? Why? I only complimented you, my lord!
666MetalNeverDies666 6 months ago
@666MetalNeverDies666 You would know if i got offended, your account wouldn't exist anymore/
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 Should I see that as a threathening?
666MetalNeverDies666 6 months ago
@666MetalNeverDies666 You're confused if that statement was a "threatening" or not? Go on with your badass antichrist self, go be hardcore in the netherlands with your gay ass nightwish and shit. You have nothing to say so don't waste my time with comments. please. ok bye
Laurannah101 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 Then why do you keep responding to them? Very confused. And yeah, I am soo though man, you should see me walking down the street, LOL.
666MetalNeverDies666 6 months ago
@Laurannah101 why you mad, son?
warlockmetal1 6 months ago
@DennChooch maybe.
hunchedproductions 6 months ago
@DennChooch metal is one thing, that hairy cheezy sucky metal like Avenged Sevenfold and Judas Priest. Extreme metal is another thing. had the radio played "Dear God" by Avenged Sevenfold, this wouldt be funny. That song, Blessing Upon the Throne of Tyranny, is maybe the most extreme Dimmu-song anyways.
ThePerfectKansla 5 months ago
@ThePerfectKansla Judas priest hairy,cheezy,sucky metal???they are the godfathers of heavy metal!! without them them, dimmu borgir probably wouldn't exist !!! but hell, what do you know? you wasn't born when Judas priest startet!!
metalboto 5 months ago
@DennChooch im 13 and i listen to metal i never listen to faggy pop
sweenkingandwow2 5 months ago
@DennChooch In fact, the most popular metal genre nowadays is metalcore, which is complete bullshit. I'm glad I never started listening to that, instead I chose black metal.
Setobear 5 months ago
@Setobear to each their own. i listen to classic rock mostly ;-) boston rules.
DennChooch 5 months ago
@DennChooch
Most popular genre? You for real?
POFkennoth 4 months ago
@DennChooch damn right dude. metal aint for the faint of heart
CrushinRuSSian27 2 months ago
@DennChooch I hear that.
Odinfang 1 week ago
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@thecookchef metal is one thing, that hairy cheezy sucky metal like Avenged Sevenfold and Judas Priest. Extreme metal is another thing. had the radio played "Dear God" by Avenged Sevenfold, this wouldt be funny. That song, Blessing Upon the Throne of Tyranny, is maybe the most extreme Dimmu-song anyways.
ThePerfectKansla 5 months ago
@thecookchef
I can't even make up a word to express just how intensely oxymoronic that comment was.
EnTaroSatan 5 months ago
@thecookchef looks like someone is into shitty rap and pop music...
XxUndeadXTacoXx 3 months ago
@XxUndeadXTacoXx
um no... I think you're misinterpreting this guy, he's saying if metal was a popular genre that most people listened to, the video wouldn't be funny, which is true, if this had rap or pop music or even classical instead of metal, well it wouldn't be funny, it would just be normal. I think that's what he's trying to say
theartofdoom 3 months ago 4
@thecookchef
I love metal and played it on drums for yonks - found this video hilarious.
N4CR5 1 month ago
Does Dimmu Borgir means Give me a burger in English?
Zodist 1 year ago
@Zodist
Yes.
PolkaP1G 1 year ago
@PolkaP1G Thought so.Cheers
Zodist 1 year ago
What song is this?
IKilledTheSunrise 1 year ago
@IKilledTheSunrise Blessings Upon the Throne of Tyranny
sargathan 1 year ago
@sargathan Thanks dude :D
IKilledTheSunrise 1 year ago
Great commercial xD
NantosveltaVegan 1 year ago
wish my family was like that. not fucking judgemental on me and the music i listen to and calling me a freak or a devil worshiper
TheGears999 1 year ago
@TheGears999 Someday maybe you will have your own family ;) In my family there's only me who listen to metal. I know how much annoying it could be. But: probably you won't live with them for the last of your life ;)
NantosveltaVegan 1 year ago
@NantosveltaVegan yeah. and same. im the only person who listens to it. by brother kinda does, but only like Metallica and other classic metal. and i kno for a fact im not livin with em my entire life;) the first band my kid listens to will be like Disturbed or something not too crazy.
TheGears999 1 year ago
how about a worldwide orgy on gaga, me first i call dibs. and dimmu has their own radio station :D
rjrudder 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahaha fantastic!!!
littlegymnast93 1 year ago
Fuck this video's tight!!! :D
Archaism000 1 year ago
ahahahah xD
xXLawlietStrifeXx 1 year ago
Jaja wea wena
ojala todas las familias escucharan Dimmu Borgir, pero en la vida real seguramente los tratarian de raros
arriba el BLACK METAL!!!!!!!
AALK5555 1 year ago
INFECTED BY INVALID BEHAVIOR!
theartofshred 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha
MrTheodosius 1 year ago
Ahahaha, I loved it :)
RussianBarbarian 1 year ago
thats an awsome family:)
galaxyxgamer 1 year ago
lmfao !!!!!!
beckeraxl 1 year ago
I wish my father was like him..
Guybrush0000 1 year ago
lol'd when the girls smiled
veldmar 1 year ago
one of their best songs
BPrinzo11 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
galeng 1 year ago
Its like the Metal has Disapeared from the radio and 20 ppl missed the like button
moglinpunter 1 year ago
WHAT`S THE NAME OF THE SONG PLEASE !! anyway fucking funny xD
SHTEFUN09 1 year ago
@SHTEFUN09 Blessings upon the throne of tyranny
GuidoMetallo 1 year ago
WIN
tichergeorge 1 year ago
lollllllllllllll
hilaglam 1 year ago
I agree!!! We need more metal radio music!!! Not just hip-hop, country, and classic rock!!!
VonHendrixTV 1 year ago
@VonHendrixTV EXACTLY!!!
FILMER2180365 1 year ago
Actually...the original commercial was MUCH funnier than this. Its called "Learn to Speak English"
and Black Metal is rediculous
72twist 1 year ago
all this shit on radio would vanish if parents were not giving their 13 year old children money to buy buy that stuff
no 16+ person buys lady gaga
Ainulind 1 year ago
@Ainulind yeah, by that time they're torrenting it.
but seriously, yeah, gaga sucks.
iluvme4never 1 year ago
Destroyamarvin is a dick. I h8 ppl dat do dat bcuz they hav no life and hav to criticiz. If u don't like the music don't comment
littlelosito 1 year ago
Loooool ... :D:D:D:D
Exonarium 1 year ago
LOOL
kecciarolo 1 year ago
That was actually from a commercial for learning English
evf1995 1 year ago
dimmu is gay
destroyamarvin 1 year ago
jajajajaja yeah¡¡¡¡
lost666able 1 year ago
Germans go to Norway because of the moose, stay because of the music!
MrSilentDoubleA 1 year ago
WE NEED METAL IN THE FUCKING RADIO
666videomaster 1 year ago
@666videomaster
i think we want it coming out of the speakers of your sound system and not in the radio... na just kidding
youfreaker 1 year ago
my bros 4 nd he headbangs nd cant get to sleep unles i hav som music on
jtscougar 1 year ago
JAAJAJAJA!!!
Ladagor 1 year ago
genious
GuidoMetallo 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha lol at the mom
andrew12awesome 1 year ago
i kile that
rockinthewall 1 year ago
xDD
psichopure 1 year ago
hahahah lmao XD
albalest55 1 year ago
family metal LOL. play this to the toddlers. i actually put a baby to sleep with cradle of filth once LOL
starbattle226 1 year ago
@starbattle226 You sick fuck...
I love it :D
KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe 1 year ago
@KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe Well sick or not, You gotta admit it was genius ;) i am gonna try some good old fashioned death metal next LOL.
starbattle226 1 year ago
@KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe Well sick or not, You gotta admit it was genius ;) i am gonna try some good old fashioned death metal next LOL. this baby will be headbanging at 4 months old
starbattle226 1 year ago
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@KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe Well sick or not, You gotta admit it was genius ;) i am gonna try some good old fashioned death metal next LOL. this baby will be headbanging at 4 months old
starbattle226 1 year ago
i think they are about to go to church haha
Renagade1325 1 year ago
lol ² :D
BlackMetalButterfly 1 year ago
NICE!
masterofpuppets717 2 years ago
AHAHA COOL
MrOmbreggiante 2 years ago
hahaha
VARGtomas 2 years ago
yeah!!
LordZephyroth 2 years ago
lol
TheNegativeMetal 2 years ago
lol funny video
KORG4567 2 years ago
idea 5/5
dimmu 0/5
LDOA 2 years ago
dimmu 666/5
LDOA 0/5
Pistolav 1 year ago
Fuck the emos
elicroy 2 years ago
I wonder what advertisement (looks like it) is it...
Zirocrath 2 years ago
Its a German advertisement for learning English, the song they use in the real commercial is fucking hilarious ill send you the link
anthonyincali 2 years ago
whats that song/>?
dpnbvideos 2 years ago
blessings upon the throne of tyranny :)
ThyArtIsMetal 2 years ago 3
@ThyArtIsMetal lol ty but i found it like right after i posted it lmao
dpnbvideos 2 years ago
We need more metal music in the radio, not just hip hop, pop and the rest of that bullshit....MAKE GAGA GO AWAY!!!!!
kissmyasssuckers 2 years ago 137
@kissmyasssuckers i agree mi ass of whit you make laddy gaga to laddy gogo!!!!
and shot all thos fucking asshols that only play hip hop and pop and all that shit!
etji1 1 year ago
@kissmyasssuckers
my country plays metal music every saturday on midnight... gaga is dead on saturdays...
blackmondae 1 year ago
@kissmyasssuckers No! Dumbass! Metal is a noble breed of music, you listen to it to turn away from everyday's world, it's not for broadcasting to everyman's entertainment. Let the radio be polluted by N-Sync and other crap.
RussianBarbarian 1 year ago
@RussianBarbarian Dont call me a dumbass, dumbass! If there was a Metal radio station, those who seek shelter from everyday crap would listen to it! DAAAAA!!!
kissmyasssuckers 1 year ago
@kissmyasssuckers no we dont, then it would make metal a commercial thing. who likes it, search for it, metal doesnt need to be commercial to have fans.
fafaz1 1 year ago
@kissmyasssuckers Dimmu sucks
islespatrick 1 year ago
@islespatrick YOU suck
kissmyasssuckers 1 year ago 4
@kissmyasssuckers the only metal ive heard lately on the radio was enter sandman by metallica last saturday
TheBarney97 1 year ago
@TheBarney97 last time i heard metal on the radio was... oh wait theres never any metal on the radio because i live in germany where they play "barbra streisand". the lyrics of which are literally: barbra streisand and thats it.
but NO never heard metal on the radio
AmonAmarthrox 1 year ago
@AmonAmarthrox Your lucky you live in Germany. Everytime I'm in Germany I see more metalheads than in Belgium and they even played Evanescence on the radio so that's like almost metal on the radio.
0rion2309 10 months ago
@0rion2309 They play a lot of metal on the radio in NZ. Especially at night time. None of it's good unfortunately.
SoadOwnsUrFace 9 months ago
@kissmyasssuckers i actually agree with you :) pop will die, METAL WILL NEVER DIE
SvFF12 1 year ago 3
@kissmyasssuckers thats for !m!
BosnianElf77 1 year ago
@kissmyasssuckers TELL ME ABOUT IT! the obest we getwhere I live is either Metallica,Maiden, or even Disturbed Occasionally (not really a fan of disturbed..they're a bit over played)
leadpipeninja111 1 year ago
@leadpipeninja111 We do not get to listen to disturbed or maiden here... Mostly "nothing else matters" by metallica is the only good song played on the radio here -.-
kissmyasssuckers 1 year ago
@leadpipeninja111 disturbed is also a bunch a fagots too,
DemonlitionVoid 1 year ago
R O F L
Zaramist 2 years ago
lol you should make a cradle of filth one
fallenretard 2 years ago 3
Nice twist on the commercial, Dimmu rocks.
TheBoredNerd 2 years ago