"Kiss Your Ass GoodBye Airline Safety Demonstrations"

[sammysosa2454]

love this vid

[KrazyTrain18]

LOL i wish this was a real airline !!!!!

[jonc1996]

funny as hell!

[joey007007]

really not that funny. could have been much better ritten

[zakizx]

Says the guy that can't spell

[joey007007]

yes, my dyslexia completely voids my opinion!

[djbutty76]

funny as fella...nice 1 ;-)

[liaopohsuan]

WElcome and Enjoy this FUXXXX Flight!!

HAHAHAHA~~~

[kantk2008]

not that funny....just someone randoming swearing. What's comedy got to these days?

[Karadennizz]

Shut up bitch.

[CollingwoodLakersAB]

Do you know who chopper is ??

[whisperingvenus]

He's trying too hard, it's really difficult to tell joke without cursing for him

[cached41]

the comedian is ronnie johns and it's from the ronnie johns hour. Chopper Read is an Australian crook, and he's being impersonated - and chopper read (the real one) couldn't not swear if his life depended on it.

[kingbenjamin30]

stupid its some horrible actor

[1000FeatheredOwl]

I think the guy is Robin Williams

[stevelewis3]

google Mark 'Chopper' Reid . Chopper is the man this comic is impersonating.

[DarthJ3W]

Who's the comedian, and what's the name of the show?

[Systole101]

ieuw, your really proving why your british, even the double deckers.

[pixietoes666]

wtf with people bein horrible to the british?

[bates1888]

Their brittish???? hahahaha

[godknowswhodude]

hes not british hes australian

[pixietoes666]

i know .. but systole101 was bein horrible bout the british.. any doofus would know hes australian lmao... not havin a go at you ... sorry for the confusion

[SoccerGoalkeeper]

Is the only thing he can say "fucking"? This is soo not funny. I didn't laugh once.

[godknowswhodude]

maybe ur in first grade so u didnt laugh cuz mommy would whip you if she fouund out you were watchin this

[happyplantproduction]

It's got a fuckin light flash fuckin flash flash

and a fuckin whistle toot fuckin toot

[GlamRock1012]

lol fucking funny

[fyrebyrd301]

Bloody Fuckin' funny!!!

[hazahaxa]

Best safety demonstration ever!

[NikshMarcelo98]

Check out the Nintendo Wii Safety video and Mad Tv safety video

[beellyblanco]

oohh poor old Ansett used as a 'model' in here lol

[DilophoLvr]

fucking bam fucking ROTFLOL

[NickXDDX]

haha, this is comedy genius xD

[Catscan93]

if they can figure out a nintendo they can figure out the bloody oxygen system lol

[dva3438]

Gotta love them aussies. can't wait to get back to australia.

[ALMYCorporations]

flash fuckin flash and a whistle toot fuckin toot. lol

[NSantoro704]

wait hes making fun of american coppers with chop air

[rhillner]

no chopper is his name

[mindfulmusic78]

hahaha,thanks Thomas for the share!

[jcmegabyte]

Safety demonstrations would be so much more interesting if... Hahahaha XD

[ddevlin721721]

people saying tht 'fuck' is pointless to it dnt get it fair enuf saying fuk certainly helps it but the guy kinda seems drunk at the same time and sorta all over the place lol i luv this video nd fink its hilarious

[fletch61]

Fucking brilliant

[Technorg]

I fucking think this fucking video is pretty fucking good fucking

[gmacman007]

Dont be affended by the f@*king swearing the scatch is based on a guy could Chopper Reed who happens to be a fucking nutter!!!!!

[coolgyani]

not that funny! Just adding swear words here and there does not really make it funny.

[thepod24]

theres something for the kiddies!!!! hahaha

[Storm2343]

this ones fucking flying, and this ones fucking not AHHH LOL

[Computeroverload]

LMFAO

[nobutyeh]

2 many fuckins,apart from that not bad.

[420991]

fuckin right

[herbalmate]

Stories from MAS. Technicians, not promoted, sabotaged the planes, poring used hydrolic oil on the RM1 Million instrument panels. Optic Fibre cables are cut to cripple the planes. At one time MAS had more than 37 planes that are not fit for flying. Claimed as faulty, Technicians will return on purpose when they 'ran' out of time to replace spare parts. Domestic flight to Sarawak/Sabah have no spare parts. These are very worrying stories related by ex-employees of MAS.

[thepod24]

it should be called Fucking Airlines!!

[razlanmanjaji]

"If they can figure out the fucking Nintendo, they can figure out the oxygen mask"

Brilliant!

[ddc13120]

Well, if this plane goes down, they're gonna pom pom our way into safety

[1000Demons]

It's one of my favourite ones, and would SO be funny without the swear-words. They're more just a BONUS. Then again, it varies from personal situation to personal situation. For example,

I have a friend who's afraid of flying, who's going overseas in the near future, and think this may be of benefit to him...:D

[unapologeticonservtv]

Pathetic. He must be so desperate for laughs he resorts to swearing every other word. It wouldn't be funny at all without the swear words. An old school rip off pie-in-the-face is better than this waste of time.

[ClarkeSYD]

You really don't get it, do you?

[captainrojahz]

What I do get, is that you are a simpleton. Obviously you've been conditioned to laugh in a Pavlovian way to any supposed comedy act that has swear words. Seriously, Imagine this bit without the swear words. It would be half as long and, without the crutch of swear words, it wouldn't have any reason to be funny to anybody.

I'll make a point of remembering this vid and your comment, so that I can avoid wasting of my time. I can't believe I

m lowering myself to even comment a on this crap.

[ClarkeSYD]

You still don't get my point.

To hell with the swearing; there was so much swearing it was beginning to get pathetic.

I fly frequently; this closely represents a safety demo on any airline.

Except, this is a little more harsh than those, which I find *SLIGHTLY* amusing.

Though, I do see your point; I like flying, it's a hobby of mine, therefore I liked it better than you did, whereas this video would have bored the hell out of me if it were about trains or something.

[blueboy31086]

if you think thats pathetic than you never heard of william hung

[codespinneker]

Funny on so many levels here/

[maxpep09]

this is a piss-take of mark "chopper" reid,

there are more on here if you search for that

[grassandweed]

sound quality is shit.

[kaleighh289]

hahahahahaaha!