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  • not a video

  • Why is it so damn hard to find a good 'Best Of Quagmire' vid

  • im ganna like the video FOR THE BALENCE!

  • King of the Hill was 10x better than The Cleveland Show, in my opinion.

  • I know your not a virgo hahaha!

  • When I searched "best of quagmire" I was looking for his funniest moments troughout all they episodes so why did this shit showed up?

  • American dad is okay.. but Cleveland Show sucks

  • The Cleveland show and American Dad are both crap in my oppinion..

    even if there was a Quagmire show i dont think it could compare to Family Guy

  • i thought the start was glen banging some chick, hear the slap and all lol!

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  • The Neutrality would like to extend a "Hello" to all Earthlings, from the distant lands of Futurama.

  • The video was tied with likes and dislikes. I'm happy to say I broke the tie breaker and put likes on top! LETS GO QUAGMIRE

  • I LOVE YOUTUBE!!!

  • this is so stupid

  • 1559 all

  • 1558 likes, 1558 dislikes ^^

  • 1557 like and 1557 dislikes wtf?!?!

  • 1557 likes and 1557 dislikes

  • 1549

    1549 lol

  • 1548 like

    1548 dislikes

    

  • 1545 likes , 1545 dislikes

  • HAHAHA I BROKE THE COMBO!!!! WOOT

  • 1,543 likes and dislikes. I have to agree. Quagmire can be funny in a lot of situations, but sometimes he can just be a real jerk.

  • 0:02 i hope they have a poster of family guy and quagmire

  • i just dislike it to make it even lol

  • 1535 new mothers thisliked the videos

  • 1,532 likes, 1,531 dislikes

    AW YEAH I JUST DISTURBED THE EQUILIBRIUM.

  • 1531 likes, 1531 dislikes

    lol

  • i just did the 1525th dislike to balance it out

  • Damn, this thread is just gonna be about keeping likes/dislikes even now :)

    I've give it an extra like, balance it!

  • Who disliked this just to keep them balanced?

  • 1,518 likes, 1518 dislikes......

  • i liked to mess everything up

  • I disliked just to have it even :D

  • 1,512 likes, 1,512 dislikes......

    Truth is I disliked it to make it equal to the likes :[

  • 1507 likes, 1507 dislikes..

  • 1,507 likes 1,507 dislikes

  • keep the likes n dislikes equal!

  • 1505 likes 1505 dislikes 

  • 1499 1499 slideshows...queer

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  • 1490 likes and 1490 dislikes...

    im hear to uneven this

  • i caused that there is more cons than pro muahahaha

  • Well hello lips, legs, breast and ass!

    XD

  • Wow that was shit

  • Try to balance the likes with the dislikes.

  • this video has more dislikes than likes.....lol

  • well, at least I can see a Portuguese flag in likes/dislikes bar, GIGGITY GIGGITY

  • Quagmire should have his own spinoff!

    fuck Cleveland Show and American Dad, Quagmire's the best of Peter's friends!

    :)

  • @MrWarcraft1337 stan was peters friend ?

  • @MrWarcraft1337 you're right but clevland show rock's!!!

  • @MrWarcraft1337 Uhh Quagmire, you're a rapist.

  • @MrWarcraft1337 Since when is Stan Smith a friend of Peter's?

  • @MrWarcraft1337 yh but what would be in it all he does is rhape chicks not thet exiting and cleaveland show is better anyway fk american dad

  • @MrWarcraft1337 Cleveland was great until he got his own show. If Quagmire got his own show i swear it would have killed it. The reason he is so good in Family Guy is because you don't see him all the time so his jokes don't get old. If he had his own show all his jokes would get tiering. Family Guy would feel empty without him and plus Peter would only have Cleveland and Joe as his friends and they're not that funny.

  • @MrWarcraft1337

    Cmon man, Quagmire's funny, I'll admit, but its the same joke over and over. A single episode based on Quagmire might be a good idea, it the show would run out of material in its first season.

  • thumbs up if you like boobs or f you have boobs

  • seth should have made the quagmire show instead

  • 1 409 people did'nt like this video

  • 1337 Dislikes ;o

  • um... this is just lik the last vdeos like this. this must be some cd or tape or smething ppl have.

  • 0:43 if i had a dime every time i almost said that to some i would have at least a dime.

  • @rickenlio it's a video comment, shut the fuck up

  • Now thats a woman!... And thats a house... And thats a tree...

  • i would turn gay for glen quagmire

  • press 0 ater 1 sec rapidly

  • @MultiJubby sick... MINDED!!!

  • Crappy sound and a slide show. Thumbs down.

  • giggity

  • wtf, why is it that every quagmire video has 69 thumbs up for every top rated comment

  • 1,311 people are i love with timy

  • Giggity giggity giggity.......

  • i miss classic quagmire. he doesn't even make sex jokes anymore

  • giggity giggity all right OH!

  • I hate it it is dumb do not rate it please

  • always in bed by 8:00, and home by 11:00. LMAO

  • this video sucks...

  • lol 1234 dislikes

  • I'm sure all these quagmire quotes are from one single episode

  • come on, i cant waste my precious night time youtube video surfing on this crap.

  • Why do you 1211 people have to be player haters?

  • Tuesday nights in the 80s I was always in bed by 8 and home by 11

  • "now thats a women....thats a house, thats a fish, thats a BEE!!!"

  • @Airman32292 lol when i read your comment the vid said that XD

  • Oh Oh Are right LOLO

  • haaaaaaaaaaaa

  • MAKE TEH LIKES AND DISLIKES EQUAL

  • Who else but Quagmire~?

  • @elelelectro ALLRIGHT!

  • cool hwhip :D

  • 1147 people had sex with Quagmire! :>

  • @narendal94 included you

  • @narendal94 ***cough cough*** brian griffin ***cough cough***

  • @narendal94 1292 got DISEASES from Quagmire :>

  • @narendal94 nope 1147 ppl got aids from quagmire

  • @narendal94 Giggity Giggity

  • What going on boys i was just jerkin..out of a sound sleep

  • Quagmire: Gemini?

    *smack*

    Quagmire: Capricorn?

    *smack*

    Quagmire: Well i know you're not a virgo...

    *punch*

    Quagmire: From down here you look like a Pisces.

    Lawlz

  • @blackandbluificaable thx i can't hear shit

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  • @jetrov

    That is a compliment right? I'm just checking.

  • we hello lips legs breast and ass lmao who else but quagmire giggity

  • i never got that Why are you still here joke. can someone explain?

  • @2109917162 it was suppose to be a one night stand

  • @JOKERMAFIA Thats the most obvious but if thats all there is to it than its not that funny. I mean if he looked scared and said that it would be funny but he is so nonchalant.

  • @2109917162 lol-he says that because he only wanted the woman for sex0not to know her/for her to get to know him

  • 1337,054 Views. Wao.

  • i just thought of a funny idea for a quagmire. what if quagmire and peter hit their heads on something in a accident and they switch their body's mentally, peter as quagmire lol.

  • 1090 people are feminist idiots who cant appreciate a good joke...

  • How the fuck can you dislike this?

  • 1036 likes, 1036 dislikes..

  • @megamanzero999 now 1500 1500! I liked it to even it out! XD

  • @megamanzero999 Now it's changed

  • @megamanzero999 1535 likes 1535 dislike now.

  • GOD DAMN THESE STUPID SLIDE SHOWS WITH AUDIO!

  • giggity

  • @ballassahassela HAHAHA

  • what is the point of this?

  • lame

  • That was indescribably awful. People are suffering, there's wars all around the world, children are being beaten and enslaved, people are dying of Malaria, the economy has gone to crap, tensions with Russia and the middle East are at an all time high, drug use is way up, the chance of nuclear war is massive and you make videos like THIS, instead of spending your time contributing to the world? Tsk, tsk tsk.

  • @Flaremancer That was indescribably awful. People are suffering, there's wars all around the world, children are being beaten and enslaved, people are dying of Malaria, the economy has gone to crap, tensions with Russia and the middle East are at an all time high, drug use is way up, the chance of nuclear war is massive and you make comments like THIS, instead of spending your time contributing to the world? Tsk, tsk tsk.

  • @phozk That was indescribably awful. People are suffering, there's wars all around the world, children are being beaten and enslaved, people are dying of Malaria, the economy has gone to crap, tensions with Russia and the middle East are at an all time high, drug use is way up, the chance of nuclear war is massive and you reply to comments like THIS, instead of spending your time contributing to the world? Tsk, tsk tsk.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist. :p

  • @phozk That was indescribably awful.People are suffering,there's wars all around the world,childern are being beaten and enslaved,people are dying of Malaria, the economy has gone to crap,tensions with Russia and the middle East are at an all time high,drug use is way up,the chance of nuclear war is massive,and you're responding to an asshole's comment? Instead of spending your time contributing to the world? Tsk Tsk Tsk. By the way I don't have a problem with you,I just couldn't resist.

  • @Flaremancer im just tryin to enjoy quagmire and now my days all fucked up thanks

  • tuesdays in the 80s i was always in bed by 8...and home by 11 OH!

    well helllo lips legs breasts and ass lol still love quagmire

  • 1 million views :D

  • Hey I have a question for you: why r u still here? xD Gemini..*slap* Capriorn *slap* Well, I KNOW you're not a Virgo! *punches Quagmire* Hey frm down here you look like a Pisces! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • fuck yourself dumass

  • copyrights, thats why they cant put up the real video

  • FUCKING FAILURE !

  • HEY GET THE HELL OFF ME LA...well heellloo lips legs brest and ass!

  • You guys lick penises like lollipops... THE VID IS GREAT

  • why a picture? no vid?

  • @EditYourself2 Maybe cause google doesnt feel like getting sud by Fox so they take copyrighted material down.

  • now dats a woman,thats a house,thats a bee!!! lol

  • Tuesdays in the 80s i was always in bed by 8...and home by 11 OH!!

  • fake

  • All i heared was "kkksshh kkkkkksssssss ksshhhh"

    YOUTUBE TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN

  • Wtf.. a picture..

  • "Well HELLO LIPS LEGS BREAST and ASS" LOOOL

  • How'd I got 500 thumbs up?

  • Just type in Family Guy - Bird Is The Word and you'll find my favorite video lol the one on top

  • "Well I KNOW your not virgo!" *SMACK*

  • you fucking arsehole i want a real vid fuckwit

  • Aside from the last two lines, they all were all from Love Thy Trophy.

  • 1. why does so many people dislikes this?

    2. what episode was 0:33-0:43 from?

  • @RockMen1992 1. probably because it's only a pic, with the episode as bgm.

    2. idk.

  • heheh allll right .... no no no it's not all right

    haha

  • what episode is that from 0:26-0:30

  • Quagmire rocks!!

  • My favorite moment.

    Louis: *Shoving Peters face onto red carpeting* Say you like eating red carpet!

    Peter: I like eating red carpet!

    *Outside th house*

    Quamire: O_O *Passes out* Giggity...

  • die

  • Allllllrrrrriiiiigggghhhhhttt

  • gigity

  • quagmire should get his own series watchfamilyguyfree'co'uk

  • thats a house, thats a fish, thats a BEE!

  • Gemini. Capricorn. Well I know you're not a Virgo. Hey, down here you look like a Pisces.

  • Gemini. Capricorn. Well I know you're not a Virgo.

  • you got all of those from like two episodes and i watched both of them today

  • y is it makin a clickin sound

  • 0:33 is funny :))

  • this is retarded and the programme for no lifers who probs laugh at any shit for livin

  • @MaRvELSuPeRStaR So i guess you have no life either....

  • @stevenesmond2 You can't just tell some random guy he has no life for his thought.

    Same for him.

  • ever notised his ears are really small

  • where's the famous " GIGDY " ?

  • That's a BEE!!!

  • Not only does Quagmire have one of the best comedic lines of the entire show, he also has the voice that goes with it. Imagine the same Quagjokes but with Peter or Stewie's voice over. Meh..

    Quagtime! Hah-hun, alll~~right.

  • best character ever