I got hit "there" with a 100 mph tennis shot. I could not speak for 20 minutes, could barely push by bicycle home (no way could I ride). The guy who hit that shot asks "are you quitting". Damn idiot.
that's right, torture that bitch, he aint 007, he's some douce who deserve a beating because of all the hours I spent watching his bad acting and boring story..
why wud u be glad ur not a boy? Men dont really get tied up and have their balls wipped its a movie luv but ALL girls do bleed every month etc. Do you not feel glad to be a girl when you sit down to pee, see a tampon advert or a have period, or see a movie of a woman giving birth. Im not trying to take the piss im a girl too but I was just wondering cos thats a weird thing to say guys woudn't say it after watching a tampon ad or seeing a pregnant or menustrating girl would they?
why wud u be glad ur not a boy? Men dont really get tied up and have their balls wipped its a movie luv but ALL girls do bleed every month etc. Do you not feel glad to be a girl when you sit down to pee, see a tampon advert or a have period, or see a movie of a woman giving birth. Im not trying to take the piss im a girl too but I was just wondering cos thats a weird thing to say guys woudn't say it after watching a tampon ad or seeing a pregnant or menustrating girl would they?
I got hit "there" with a 100 mph tennis shot. I could not speak for 20 minutes, could barely push by bicycle home (no way could I ride). The guy who hit that shot asks "are you quitting". Damn idiot.
illustrate100 2 months ago
that's right, torture that bitch, he aint 007, he's some douce who deserve a beating because of all the hours I spent watching his bad acting and boring story..
loke177 3 months ago
No! You left out the part when Bond says "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"
FuckWorkdays 4 months ago
TROLOLOLO!!
Danielcwalk1 4 months ago
Oh my God I was watching this not expecting THAT sound effect and I spit my drink out laughing! :-D
gshunw 5 months ago
To the right To the right, didnt know bond liked Beyonce.
VYCanisMajorisSirius 6 months ago
Meet the Spartans xD
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Silvana5651 8 months ago
Fuck it, I'll just torrent the movie.
Ebvardh 11 months ago 3
I always wondered why Le Chiffre was sweating more than James in this scene?...
SuperHaloStarwarsFan 11 months ago 4
*guy hears screaming*
guy: what's that?
other guy: oh, le chiffre is neudering james bond in the next room.
masternoob1911 11 months ago
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masternoob1911 11 months ago
Dominatrix bond!
mankyhorsebox 1 year ago
TO THE RIGHT RIGHT OH YES YES YESSSSSSSS
xXMARINEXx180 1 year ago
TORTURE GUY: you are a funny guy Mr. Bond
(hits Bond in the balls)
JAMES BOND: YES! AHHHH YES! AHHHHH YE..YES
FrESHKid301 1 year ago
Even with the goofy sound effects, watching this makes my balls ache.
GoldeneyePwner 1 year ago
This is why no bond girls had any bond kids!
StoneMTNboy2009 1 year ago
One word ow i always squirm when i watch this!
janeandbellarock6789 1 year ago
to the right
to the right
monkeynuts76 1 year ago
I can feel it down in my plums....:)
VicePower 1 year ago
IN THE PLUMS
zionravescene 1 year ago
LOL
toddlerman 1 year ago
Thats funny
weltenbummler1 1 year ago
AHH >.<
geass1928 1 year ago
Well, that was pointless.
LightStijn 1 year ago
Only a man knows the pain when his balls get slapped around in such an uncomfortable fashion
majesticmaniac 1 year ago
I guess really does have blue balls now
Obasiliasfilosofos 1 year ago
wow the explanasion why don't have any kids!
gregoryjjasadirana94 1 year ago
hes in labor when he gets hit if you want to know where it coming out i will tell you *whispers* belly button
Itachi476 1 year ago
bet there all squished after that
revealingroserade 1 year ago
boioioioioioioioioink
sigfurt 1 year ago
boink
Merrick0001 1 year ago
How are the balls, daniel
weltenbummler1 2 years ago 7
dis stupid sound is unecessary and not funny
karolw91 2 years ago
@karolw91
FUCK YOU!
cambaprecoz 1 year ago
Just that litle sound,and made me laugh so hard.... xD
14Srb88 2 years ago 5
James Bond has balls of steel
encore751 2 years ago 70
@encore751 Or maybe hes a tranny ?
iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa 1 year ago
@encore751 After that,he haves Pinballs.
sgtkar98 1 month ago
you'd be surprised how much punishment the nards will take though; Bond wasn't castrated BUT, he'll never have kids again....
stardingo747 2 years ago
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why wud u be glad ur not a boy? Men dont really get tied up and have their balls wipped its a movie luv but ALL girls do bleed every month etc. Do you not feel glad to be a girl when you sit down to pee, see a tampon advert or a have period, or see a movie of a woman giving birth. Im not trying to take the piss im a girl too but I was just wondering cos thats a weird thing to say guys woudn't say it after watching a tampon ad or seeing a pregnant or menustrating girl would they?
chupaar 2 years ago
Bond also pees on the floor in this scene
billthestinker 2 years ago
@billthestinker No shit, exactly where does that happen?
Mazmorrero2 1 year ago
iiitt's fuckkiinnngg funnyyy !!!!!!
^^
DenysAguilera 2 years ago
this scene answered the question as to why James Bond could womanize so much and yet he seemed to leave no illegitimate kids......
aha, so Lechifre is the dude responsible for sterilizing bond.
stardingo747 3 years ago 46
lol...good one
furory 3 years ago
yeah poor bond, first they want to cut his crotch in walf with a laser and now this...
Computerdisplay 2 years ago
actually, the events of "Goldfinger" came AFTER this; this is a Reboot. We may see other Fleming novels get the reboot treatment.
stardingo747 2 years ago
oh yeah, i know this is the "first novel", i was just talking about the movies hehe
Computerdisplay 2 years ago
@stardingo747 Love it and it is so true
Blade303 8 months ago
i saw this in cinemas xd to the right to the right ahhhhh now the whole world will now you died by scratching my balls
tablets55 3 years ago
thats got to hurt
tonydinnozzo 3 years ago
LOL that's just made my day!
os99 3 years ago
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why wud u be glad ur not a boy? Men dont really get tied up and have their balls wipped its a movie luv but ALL girls do bleed every month etc. Do you not feel glad to be a girl when you sit down to pee, see a tampon advert or a have period, or see a movie of a woman giving birth. Im not trying to take the piss im a girl too but I was just wondering cos thats a weird thing to say guys woudn't say it after watching a tampon ad or seeing a pregnant or menustrating girl would they?
chupaar 2 years ago
A true genius , oh what fun and laughter :P lol
gleelru111 3 years ago
Those are Looney Toones sounds.
Mazmorrero2 3 years ago 7
actually its from the simpsons
michaelgreen84 3 years ago 8
@michaelgreen84 Which site did you get that Simpsons sound?
racguy1183 1 year ago
@racguy1183 Found the clip of that episode on here and ripped the audio
michaelgreen84 1 year ago
@michaelgreen84 Which episode would that be?
racguy1183 1 year ago
@racguy1183 Season 6 Episode 18 'A Star is Burns'
michaelgreen84 11 months ago
errrrrrrr my groin
NeoRenegade 3 years ago 3