BETTER HAND JOB FOR THE PENIS

[BoSsMaaN101]

This guy is beyond hilarious!

[punklife15]

lol i am definately not gay ahahaha but fucking gay people are funny as hell espially this dude lol greedy fucker

[PurlyDiluted]

DON'T BE A GREEDY LITTLE SON OF A &*&*! hahahahah

[noorfarooqamin]

tickle underneath their balls, play with their nuts.. lmfaoo

[noorfarooqamin]

yo.. u funny as shit man/.... hahahahaha

[YellowBeaver1988]

hahahaha

[gowwe12]

This guy's a fucking genius!

[PurlyDiluted]

I'm fucking confused........ :s

[albash1986]

at 2:15 he began to freak me out, ,,, yea , u scared me , btw, u are very talented hand jobber

[TheZakana]

Hot!!!

[MrJammer666]

fuk your gay

[army7989]

wow

[912zachattack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH­HA UR GOING TO HELL



[Jahklen]

Lol im not gay or anything, but i enjoy gay people. Especially this guy, he`s fucking awesome!

[kudiepie]

This was good. Thanks.

[Kawai88888]

haha...i like your VDOssss.....

so...keep posting...pls pls.. and ignore all those negative comments la..

[angel059176]

your tips are quite helpful :)

[Bridget31583]

LOL

[xaoifehartex]

thank you!!! my bf NEVER tells me what he wants which is so ANNOYING because come on, i hardly sit there and watch him jack off and take notes like!!! it is like soo frustrating!!!

so thanking you, you are a legend;)

[TheBoshua]

dude, you are fuckin funny

[killer66667]

I agree big time, I hate it when i get a handjob alone, Best thing is the ball tickle ;) HAha at the same time

[Slippedibob]

this is amazing. 

[jorgiiLovesit]

Lmao. your too funny, i wish i could meet you and give youu a hand job. keep up the good tips. :)

[cerafan420]

haha this dude is funny

[paaaigers]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU MADE MY NIGHT<33333333333333333333

[glitch167]

i found this guy by accident but i keept watching his video because he's funny

[nursetrish]

good tip

[malevich2007]

Youre awesome!!!! You need to have a career as a sex therapist ! Better than Dr. Ruth!!! Also love all the four-letter words; keep it up !!!

[scolac]

i never use lube for handjobs, it's messy and doesn't feel good. at the most, a little lotion. i guess circumcised guys might need it more, but for regular guys, the foreskin going over the head is just as good if you know how to work it.

[ClythiaMystica]

you should buy a fake dick and make a video tutorial on how to do this lmfao

[alanthepenguin]

fucking funny as shit

[CottnCandyRainbow]

Gay men give better hand jobs

[iamdarthrevan]

@CottnCandyRainbow or shemales

[soccer4244]

lol

[theBeastSk8r1]

ur a fag.

[Miyah313]

Lmmfao he is so hilarious i love him

[MSPIGGY1962]

love the advice you give.

another tip, wear leather or lace gloves for a change.

i tried that and all i will say is wow,he loved it

[belen0076]

dont be greedy fucker lol

[MDkid1]

one more thing...DON'T have rings on while you stroke your boy off...i did that to my ex by accident, in the heat of the moment, and the next day the little sucker was bruised :S...ouch, I felt so bad!

[bhagaz510]

hey what lube shall i use?

[Dillon594209]

Dude!! I'm almost in tears. That was great. Ahahaha!!

[loliamakitten]

AWESOME THANKS SOOO MUCH!! ILY!!!

[loudmouth69er]

ROFL YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY I WANNA MARRY U! :D xoxo

[knellie666]

"What the fuck is that shit?!"

[Jwwwow]

lmfao i this is actually true. lol!!!

[MichaelChavez5]

lol u guys obviously unless you find guys that give other guys hand jobs "straight" then you guys arent pretty smart haha

[Ahovking]

0:45 OMG funny

[johnytwobyfour]

DONT TWIST THE COCK!!!!! 2:15 lmao

[ninja1125]

Lol play with there nuts

[waggers4]

i gt 4skin and it sort of hurts when i rub my bellend

[tjfoster1987]

you make me excited about my pooter!!!!! lol

[Shmiddler]

you have good hands. Just somethiing I noticed

[ZombiePanda285]

lmao! this made me giggle. very helpful though! =D

[aniixbaby]

LOLOLOL I love you! you're so cute. hahahah

[geisling]

Matt, I love your vids and you're wonderful for making these & educating people. But I have to share that this one made me cringe. We're all a product of our own experiences and maybe lube and rubbing a hand over the head feels good to some cut guys who need more direct stimulation. But most of us with foreskins don't need or want that.

Lube feels creepy and the only thing I ever want touching my glans is my own soft foreskin. It needs to be retracted slowly and used gently to stimulate me.

[beastondekk]

I lvoe taking gay shit like this and sending it to my friends who I have doubts on on there sexuality, thatnks for making extremely gay videos and letting me share, your number one fan lmao!

[mattinks]

lol

[gailwaterman]

lol u r awesome!

[KizunaTheFox]

i have to laugh when ppl try n put diss comments on the pages, nobody cares for your rude comments on gblt's! so go jump off a cliff if you dont like us, we dont care if you do or dont :D

[mattinks]

true that, they just look stupid.

[DisturbinglyAmazing]

HAHAHA great

[RedCuttie731]

beat it like its going outa fucking stylee (: LUVV THIS GUYY

[merinz20]

This man is so funny! i love listening to him LMAO

[drewey07]

dude, go crazy on my dick...

its perfect fit for your big mouth!

[MrMattHefner]

L.O.L.

[johnytwobyfour]

you have to be the gayest dude ever

[DJKAYZEE]

@johnytwobyfour wats wrong with that?

[prepschoolkid]

@johnytwobyfour Genius!

[zarakitten99]

@johnytwobyfour Ya seen Chris Crocker?

[GRIMJOHNTV]

@zarakitten99 holy shit ! hes the queen of fags no shit!

[GGGunitNextLevel]

You LOL'd me A LOT

[LiveForgiveAndForget]

ur a sexy bitch ;-) ily♥♥♥

[aaron3378]

LOL!

[myjizzureye]

Dude you just might be the gayest person on the planet, you go girl.

[Julbotjin]

@myjizzureye no Justin Bieber is XD!!

[myjizzureye]

@Julbotjin Okay close second (^.o)

[Julbotjin]

@myjizzureye yes (^^,)

[goldielox26]

omgsh ur fkn gay! i wanna fk you so bad babie.. um.. do you like bruno i masturbate 2 it! :) hehe

[AliciaRae89]

what the fuck?

[nick94283]

i am disturbed

[gramophoneshane]

You wouldn't need lube if you didn't have the skin hacked off your weena

[Kirillov]

if you got the skin hacked off your weena sex feels better and u are cleaner and have less chances of getting cancer

[brissyfag]

Yeah, with dried up knob that turns to leather, your dick will be more sensitive & sex will feel better ROTFLMAO

Yeah, your dick will be cleaner because you wont have to worry about personal hygene LOL

Less chance of cancer hey haha.

I guess thats why America has the least rate of penis cancer compared to European countries LOL

[Kirillov]

im circumsized and sex feels much better than when i was not....btw i got my circumsicion in adult hood

[gramophoneshane]

Would I be right in assuming you had Phimosis or some other problem with your foreskin that made sex uncomfortable, or stopped it operating properly?

[gramophoneshane]

BTW: I'm not so sure I believe that you you were circumcised in "adulthood".

You uploaded a video less than a month ago of your "Classmates", and even though your profile says you're 60 yrs old, you say you're in this video (being lazy) yet there's no 60 yr old in the video. They're all kids.

It wouldn't surprize me if you haven't even had sex yet!

[Kirillov]

thats my newphew you dipshit

[Kirillov]

and i dony even know why the fuck in the world he would put fucking 60 years old in his account..hes only 15..He came to my house and password got saved on youtube..so I just use his account to post comments...I never myself uploaded a single clip on youtube

[Kirillov]

No I did not get Phimosis..instead I served in 201 regiment and we were sopose to secure the transportation of our troops in a week...we got separated in the river... I didnt even notice but I had a infection in my dick..which turned blue near foreskin and started to hurt...I finally made it to the secure point..and adresses the medic...i was sent back to USA and got the circumcision. I couldnt piss without pain for 2 months and have sex for 8. That was back in 2003 ofcourse

[gramophoneshane]

Hmmm, you don't "get" phimosis, you HAVE phimosis, because you're born that way.

You do however "get" infections through lack of personal hygiene, so I'd image sex wouldn't feel so good if your knob was slowly rotting away.

At least you don't have to worry so much about washing your willy daily now that nasty smelly cancerous skin's been chopped off.

[Kirillov]

well im not that informed about phimosis..but what i was informed that i had some nasty ass parasite in my urethra. Fuckin sometimes disturbes me..sometimes i have nightmares that fuckign worms come out my dick...but although doctor inserted a fucking tube in my dick to look for any remaining. I was disgusted

[gramophoneshane]

I see. I wonder if the parasites were caused by the mexican butt-humping bull frog like in "Rectuma", or were they more like the Candiru from "welcome to the jungle"?

Whatever they were, I cant help but wonder how you got an ass parasite in your weena.

I guess in future you should remember to get one of the boys from the 201 regiment

to suck those parasites out- like you would a snake bite.

I wonder if radiation theropy on your dick would kill those little bastards?

[Kirillov]

No we actually had to fucking stop the 5 ton heroin cartel...and the river isnt so clearly...so next time you try to piss on a units pride...try to fucking think what you have done lately..piece of shit

[gramophoneshane]

oh dittums. I think those boys would like being pissed on. All the yankee military men I've had are heavily into watersports.

Some of them are even into heroin!

You dont know military men very well either do you. Most of them love to be dominated and suck cock.

Wanker

[Kirillov]

LOL haha...i wish you would pass through boot camp with me...so you would get to get fucked in the ass

[gramophoneshane]

Mmmm, so do I love, so do I.

[Kirillov]

lol...after those comments guys would kill you.

[gramophoneshane]

Oh yes...I forgot...American servicemen are the toughest in the world & would kill anyone they disagreed with.

Especially the religious nut jobs amoung them.

Besides, I'm sure there'd be a few of them that would love to be pissed on & suck me off. Or have I met the only kinky US servicemen in existance?

Face it mate, half the guys in the service are there because they LOVE being dominated...YES SIR!

[gramophoneshane]

And the other half get off on dominating other men.

[Kirillov]

actually most of the gay guys in military usually worked as reporters or fucking operators..so dont even go in there

[myjizzureye]

You know this how? Me thinks u be a pole smoker yaself sweetheart

[Kirillov]

234th division in Iraq...simper phi bitch!

[isaacmatthews]

Yo rock! :D Kirillov is an idiot.

[suppawill]

hahahaha i didnt think i would find any thing hahahaha

this guy is gay roflmao

[dwhite420]

rofl 5 stars

[THExAPRIL]

hahahahahha thank you, i will remember this XD

[SydneyLette]

lmao love it! Although Dave was sleeping and woke up to me watching this (in bed), with 'WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING AND WHO THE HELL IS THAT?' I busted up laughing. He rolled over and went to bed once I told him it was you. LMAO!!

[spunkkymunkky]

ooh i wud want to screw it off!

[spunkkymunkky]

lol luv this he funny

[pleetf]

**dont twist the cock** LOL

[MarzBarzmwa18]

HHAHA " next thing you know.. you think there gona rip the fucken skin off your cock " hahaha Ah ur funny

xx

[SecksTheSniper]

I think it's different for guys who aren't circumcised... For the whole part with the head, I mean. They're a lot more fun to play with, IMO. >> No offense or anything.

But great video. xD

[LEYEGHTZ3RO]

No really?

[mikeymclean]

youre hilarious man! and i have to second your tips for a good handjob! been practicing those for a while and my boyfriend and i go crazy with them!!! awesome! :) x

[FrostingLicker1]

yay.

youre the best.

My boyfriend never tells me what he wants, and i'm like, " HELLOOOO. i have a vagina, how the hell am is uposed to know what you want me to do with that?"

xoxox

[mattinks]

HAHHAHA well girl - Now you can just come here and try these things on him!

[alharthy50]

FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[josephbrookss]

To be honest. I saw one of your videos and i seen how you were gay sounding and i was like ehhh. But now that i watch your videos i don't give a shit if you were gay or not. Your hilarious!!

[mattinks]

haha! Thanks.

[rockstarrick2008]

lol thas too funny

[OnceCabin2000]

hehe i laughed when u said dont scew the cock off xD weeeee i think im gunna watch all ur vidoes^^ :3

[antoniosjourney]

Okay...besides laughing at this vid...I was actually totally listening with genuine intent. Because you were totally correct in everything you were saying. Dude...Hmmm....seriously...you could totally be the next sensation on tv. Your advice is so totally real and practical. You need to find a way to go mainstream. Look into Ksexradio(dot)com...you would be an AWESOME DJ on that website. Seriously, you could be the next Dr. Ruth!!!

[TheonlyDexter]

Matt! it lookslike your hard at the end, like its pushing against the jeans! lol ;)

[mattinks]

hahaah no i just have a big dick! lol

[TheonlyDexter]

Oh, Nice visual There lol.

Your videos are awesome, My friend said, And i quote.

"I could so rub my clit to this video!" On your better sex tips :P

[mattinks]

hahahah thats some funny shit

[bjhorton2005]

I love playing with my taint... so other ppl better. :P

[sneakerjockCA]

"don't be greedy... FUCKER!"

LOL

oh, the naughty things i would so love to do to you!

[ilovehim6898]

Ah, remember the first hand job I gave... I figured out that I liked girls that day XD

Good tips though my boyfriend will enjoy it

(I'm bi just to clear up any confusion)

[mattinks]

LOL Nice!

[xSIL3NCEx42]

"And remember don't be a greedy lil son of a bitch" lmao

[mattinks]

ahahhaah

[howdoiquityou2006]

flagging this so lame he just educating the masses guys get a life :>)

[mattinks]

Its amazing -- tho honestly there are only two that I am kinda pissed off about being flagged. The one talking about how to put on a condom... and the the one about what NOT to use as lube. Those are two very important videos .. and just because i am vulgar those messages dont get to the younger people.

[OoThePlainBoyoO]

Thank you so much for making this vid XD another great tip!

[lala73926729]

i loooooooooove your vids,they're so informative haha

[gregwyattjr]

You make me laugh SO hard with your dry humor. I love your videos!

[mattinks]

TY TY!!

[cynterslave]

and todays sponsor was???

[mattinks]

I know -- I actually wish I would have done one

[shakethebabyass]

omg ive never laughed so hard..

But this is so true

=)

[mattinks]

lol -- im glad you got a good laugh!

[mattinks]

hhahah of course!

[liveinmymusic]

yawn..sex ed is a turn off

[mattinks]

HAHAHAHAHA U go girl!

I thought you gave up on the sex thing?

[mattinks]

Oh I know Melinda.. thats why i stated make sure you ask them what they like --

but see the techniques I told should feel good to ANY DICK -- no they wont always make the guy cum.. butgiving a hand job is about making the dick feel good also -- n0t just cumming -- thats why i said towards the end if a guy needs more friction or faster after you have pleasured him -- let him finish it off himself.

[umfk26]

Giving another guy a handjob is fucking HOT!

[allie8you]

"dont be greedy.... O_O.....fucker..."

hahahahahha

hmm, i have to say...

i have NEVER given a handjob before.

im worried...ill pull it off...

or something

you taught me so much! :)

[mattinks]

LOL Allie!! I aim to please!

[norlack89]

yea i once gave a cut guy a handjob XD damn did that ever go bad LOL

being uncut is way easier ;)

[menacingliaison]

This is def. gonna help me. I suck at giving my bf a handjob, i tell him to do it himself when i get frustrated lol.

[mattinks]

lol

[tdland]

This has me looking forward to giving sweetie a welcome home hand job later today. (I'll tell him to thank you for it) hehehe

btw... I miss the "This video was sponsored by" endings. :(

[mattinks]

I know sorry -- it took much effort just to do the video though. I just wanted to get something out atleast for everyone.

[eddie1823]

i like this video but i really know how to give a handjob. if you i can post a video about how i do it its a great feeling.

[livinginlux]

I have to disagree with you on this one; I'm a big fan of the mutual handjob.

Fun fact: the skin between the balls and the asshole is called the perineum.

[superscotty65]

I love how you say balls.

:-D

[mattinks]

haha

[PleaseDieQuietly]

One would think that males would be good at hand jobs, considering that they have dicks of their own. unless it fell off from some freaky ass experiment or some shit, and are therefore lacking in that department.

oww... shit hand jobs SUCK!

[mattinks]

True that!

[DanielMcDirty]

A guy stroked my cock one time and I think he had a callouse on his hand or something and my cock was very raw the next day. Ouch!

[mattinks]

LOL --- well I have had some really rough ones.. I hate that shit.

[fflybz]

Are you cut or uncut?

[mattinks]

lol why

[fflybz]

Because that can complicate things, hun.

[mattinks]

well i am cut -- how can an uncut cock be complicated with a hand job if you USE lube?

[fflybz]

It's a whole different system, dear. You don't use lube on an uncut cock. It's got skin that is pulled over the glands. You need to know how to pull it back. It's very sensitive. Uncut cocks are the sames as clitorises with their hood. Cocks aren't suppose to need lube.

Giving a handjob to the uncut requires a bit more skill, and is cost effective, since you don't need extra products to give one.

[tariq622]

I love the way you talk!!!!

Its so entertaining to hear you talk!, mostly because its so weird and cool how you just say stuff like "play with that shit" so normally, its so funny!