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  • fake

    

  • dunkin dick nuts

  • what a fucking waste of time...

  • To fake to b funny

  • Fake but funny

  • sorry, sound

  • Am i the only one who noticed they sould just like the guys at achievement hunter

  • LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGA

  • Lol

  • Is this real? Sounds scripted.

  • Why?.. I dont wanna be seen her with this leper dick!

  • i'm on the weird side of youtube again.

  • i got a hankering for biscotti now LOL so funny

  • so fake, yet so so funny..............

  • wtf

  • Does anyone find this amusing? Real 911 calls are a thousand times more entertaining.

  • Win.

  • its obviously fake, no need to tell everyone.

  • This sounds like something roosterteeth red vs blue characters talking

  • Best prank call ever XD

  • fake

    

  • Good until the police said no way then it got fake

  • omg that may have been fake but LOL that was hilarious

  • fake but funny

  • aw, i was hoping it was real, but it's obvious as soon as the "operator" says, "a dick as in detective?" that it's the same guy.

  • Lolol :-!

  • wtf?

  • A dick? Why was the police officer so mellow when the guy talked about the dick. It's really funny though.

  • @Sophiapecan Because this isn't real.

  • She's making the stoop to scoop the poop, but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?

  • this is fake.. lol

  • Fake

  • this is so funny as hell XDDDDD

  • Funny as fuck

  • Fake but completely freakin hilarious.

  • 2:37 :DDD

    well written&...hilarious!!

  • is this real, plus, this guy is weird

  • fake, but real funny :)

  • Not Real

  • LMFAO xD

  • Fake but funny

  • LMAO!

  • LMFAOOOOOOO...

  • hahahahahahah THIS MADE MY DAYY lol LMAO

  • It's propped up against the curb like its tired or something lmaoo I couldn't stop laughing and why does everyone kick it?

  • Its fake obviously. But the funniest thing ever.

  • Oh Shit! how did I get from a Beyonce video to a conversation about a leper dick?!

  • Why does everyone kick it?!

  • Sounds horribly fake

  • That is pure hilarious

  • i was drinking a drink and he said maybe a leper i spat itt out laughing

  • Sooo funny! If it was real, then omg!

  • Dude a real dick cut off oh man i bet the person who lost it killed himself no man can survive without a dick am i right?

  • that was so fake but funny.

  • hahaha that's was oo effin hilarious :DD

  • one work LOL

  • Dum

  • @pebobryson spelled *dumb you "dumy" lol

  • i wish this was real lol

  • i go scavenger hunting for dicks

  • The thing is...

    your name is dicknut.

  • @disterdo It's on my driver's license and everything.

  • @disterdo What about my name MAN!!

  • too damn funny

  • Omg even thought this is fake I still cried laughing

  • I WAS EATING I HEARD DICK AND SPIT IT OUT LAUGHING

  • ..sigh.

  • this is so freaking fake!!

  • Are there any balls attached to it?

    Yea only one.

    LOL XD

  • this sounds ridiculously fake.

  • the first minute was very funny, but then it got boring

  • hitlers dick

  • Fake but funny

  • Not funny.

  • dck on the middle of the road and there is a ball on it hahhahahahhahh haaaahhhhhahahahahaha i stop to stop in the middle of the vid hahhhahahahahhahaha

  • true or fake it's so funny!!! LOL!!! one ball!!!

  • LOL!!!!

  • Soooooooooo fake

  • caller...

  • OMG Funniest thing I have ever heard~! (tears running down face funny)

  • That was pretty fake

  • I haven't laughed this hard for a long time.

  • i loled so hard omg omg! wth would do that? definatly fake.

  • this MUST be fake. -__-

  • If you realised this is fake, congratulations you're not a moron.. unless you felt you had to point it out in the comments.

  • Fake but still funny

  • It doesn't get funnier than ball-wires xD

  • soo funny

  • shit! was this fake? i'm no police, but i would've instructed the guy to put it in some kind of a box or container or plastic... because it's logical and because it's freaking GROSS for others to see.. have you seen a severed dick before? yuck

  • fake but funny

  • this is fake but sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • Lol the operator is trying not to laugh lol

  • LOL LMFAO|!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

  • OMFG!! Apparently it mucst havea been a slow day for that dispatcher or something

  • fake

  • Fake

  • So that's what you guys are into... dicks?

  • @palescale Gotta love those dicks.

  • operator: well i mean is it white?? black?? does it have any distinguising marking,scars,tatoos,scuffs? are there any balls attached to it?

    caller:....... it has one ball.

    operator: good. anything else?

    hahahhaha best part of the whole video

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  • how did i end up here ??

  • FAKE AS SHIT... FUNNY AS HELL

    

  • Lol nice dispatcher lol

  • Fake or not, ths was so darn funny, this made my day xD

  • Funny :)

  • Soooooo funnnnyyyyyy..........It's fake but so funny

  • I don't care if it's fake, it gave me a good laugh.

  • "its not like you stumble upon a dick and go hmmm i wonder if i can find a couple more of these babies around."

  • Fake I bet but hilarious

  • Ummm... Ya i found a dick.

  • @dragonfly8486

    same lol i havnt seen anything this hilarious in a longwhile

  • LOLOLOL!

  • Can u describe the dick to me sir... Lmfao so funny

  • Its Hitlers dick!

  • To be honest I didn't laugh...It wasn't funny...they sound the same too...fake and...gay

  • @xXNiTr0xKiNgXx  i know right and it gross to

  • @xXNiTr0xKiNgXx LOL RWJ! "FAKE AND GAY!!!"

  • So fake....

  • LMFAO!

  • omfg i lauughed so hard at...........umm if you find a didck you dont just wonder if theres anyothers arounda and start looking.

  • lmao FAKE though

  • haha wow nuin to perdy i guess!!

  • Thats fake but funny LOL

  • i fake and not funny

  • Who cares if it's fake! THIS IS HILARIOUSLY TESTICLETASTIC!

  • what a misleading headline, soooooooooooo disappointing

  • Lol

  • fucking hilarious hahahaha

  • Terrible acting.

  • w....t....f........ o_O

  • "are there any balls attached to it?" (a long dramatic silence)

    "................ It has one ball"

    Hahaha

  • fake and retarded

  • @GuruBubble No shit stuuupiiddd

  • You know what I think is hilarious? The guy/girl who posted this video. (S)he has the maturity of a 6 year old. Who honestly bases the worth of someone from their YouTube videos and views? Idiot.

  • funny' but bad acting and so obviously fake,

  • This sucks ass.

  • Ahahahaha I hate to say this but this was funny because I heart rude humor :)

  • you prick.

  • fake

  • damn thats funny

  • Not even funny....

  • I'm not sad because this was both fake and stupid I'm sad because it wasn't even funny.

    You should be ashamed of yourself @dicknut17!

  • what the hell its so fake

  • what the fu** its so fake

  • wtf its so fake

  • only retards come up with stuff like this

  • @camhesse1 Good one.

  • @dicknut17 hahahahahaha bro tht was pretty funny lmfao

  • are there any balls attachedto it!? XD XD XD XD

  • get a life motherfuckers..

  • Hilarious!

  • wow...

  • that was so funny i do not car if it is "F A K E" but that was so FUNNY i litterly roflmao!!!

  • Lol

  • shoulda stopped right when the woman and dog came in, cause it got kinda stupid and unfunny at that part. still hilarious though

  • LOLOL that was fucking great

  • Funny as hell!

  • fake and gay

  • Lost interest quickly, but I did find it funny the part where he says:

    "Well no, it's kind of propped up against the curb. Like it's tired or something." LOL

  • Well....I giggled.

    Just like this. "HA. HA. HA."

  • Even though this is sooooooo fake. It was still funny as fuck. Good job guys!

  • The birds were pecking the pecker hahahahaha

  • Dude I'm like 20 something and I actually pissed in my pants

  • I was laughing to hard I cried. Should have stopped before the woman and dog came though.

  • haha.. fake but funny

  • HAHAHA It has one ball

  • And I thought I was retarded!!!

  • AWESOME

  • First few lines were hilarious

  • beavis and butt head

  • so unfunny

  • Fake but Funny.

  • as soon as i heard him say dick i died on floor......but this fake because the background is so quiet like there in a house or something.

  • Horrible.

  • XD it looks kind off fake but,screw you that was funny!!!

  • Stupid -__-