Fallout New Vegas - Fisto the Sex Robot

[Bluefire064]

I failed and now it wont let me in

[oli5860]

lol from behind

[thunderlord2200]

i cant find the place :( but i still rate f/o NV 2 1/2 tho. crashes way to MUCH!! freeze and dont load from the loading screen, and now it crashes everything i try to load up the game from the town u was dug up (brain fart sry i cant breath right now also dam flowers and in-sents

[mattheadproductions]

In this you can eat babies, blow people to bits, have sex with a robot, crucify people, drink and take addictive drugs, tell people things like "fuck you ugly!", and get blown up by an explosive collar. Just like Saturday night to me

[TheZerro55]

@9Jaaz no

[9Jaaz]

what if ralph is dead...



[cutthe27]

Wasn't Fisto from Fallout 2 first?

[spiker1106]

If you get the holotape from mick and ralph you dont need to have 50 science

[2much2die4]

I killed mick and ralph then scatterd the body parts everywhere :|

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@2much2die4 Usually when it says QUEST FAILED after killing an npc that's your queue to reload a previous save

[dukenukem756]

i didnt know the courier was gay......

[KillerBee256]

@dukenukem756 Only if you take the right perk.

[fate230]

it sounded like a jack hammer

[zombie12392]

it sounded like he was claiming you a new asshole! how is that pleasureable!?

[OniGundamSeed]

i think he was made in old world blues >.>

[MrSoccerTanner]

@ChrisspacePatti why would you want to watch animated nudity on your video game?

[JDMulraney]

Did he hit Rex mother fucker!!! and did his character have no pants on at 0:57? looks like he was looking for a little Fisto

[killerplayerMW3]

ROBOT DICK DRILL 1:59 XD!!!!

[Chinatownsoverseer]

OUCH!?!

[ChrisspacePatti]

This message is for Bathesta: I don't know if you guys have noticed this but if you want competition with other game companies, you should probably go ahead and cross the nudity line. Rockstar did it with some of their recent installments, Quantum dream did it with Heavy Rain, SCE did it for God of War, need I go on? I think it's your time now.

[geffrod]

@ChrisspacePatti Maybe you just need your own computer?

[ChrisspacePatti]

@geffrod lol! I get more of that shit than I need at nudevista thank you very much! More to the point though, I take it you don't think that would make the game any better?

[Allsoproductions]

@ChrisspacePatti Are you mad!? this is the closest thing i can get to GTA without getting yelled at by my parents for sexual stuff and cussing!

[ChrisspacePatti]

@Allsoproductions I don't know about mad. But you do raise an interesting point about how this idea would narrow the audience a bit due to prudish, conservative parents, and prudes who wouldn't want to play a game that had nudity of any kind in it.

I was simply implying that Bathesda (spelled that right this time) should go ahead and give into peer pressure and let their grotesquely violent games with measured profanity have nudity in them already. It feels like a line's being too well drawn.

[Lakermelon]

@ChrisspacePatti No you misspelled it again.

[ChrisspacePatti]

@Lakermelon however the hell you spell the name of a company that makes buggy games!

[tyrant2x]

ССАЛ Я НА ВАШ МТС УЕБКИ

[l3galkilmurd3r]

I thumbed up for Fist the Sex Bot..

[Boobr]

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION - a new sex catchphrase.

[TheJango749]

FISTO THE SEXBOT

[DFTheNightmare]

You don't need 50 science, i think there was a password somewhere in the building. Also if your science is high enough you can program it without needing to buy the tape.

[IVIusical]

@DFTheNightmare

you get a pass from ralph at mick and ralphs.

[DFTheNightmare]

@IVIusical no, mick can program it for you if you don't have 50 science. the pass to actually get on the computer is hidden in the building.

[IVIusical]

@DFTheNightmare

right sorry :P while since i've done this quest. Theres also a bug where after the quest has finished, talk to fisto, say maybe later and he gives you 10 caps :L

[9Jaaz]

@DFTheNightmare where's the password? and i killed ralph before even startin this quest so i cant get the holotape, how else can i do this quest?

[Lanceleoghauni]

@9Jaaz you need a 60 science to do it.

[Mocny97]

Thumbs up if you had enough of Cloud Gaming

[uratoko]

This is OK for a Female character but for Males WTF it;s Gay!

[Zemed87]

@uratoko I'm sorry. Robots don't have genders. How can it be gay if there are no genders?

[uratoko]

@Zemed87how can robot or something puting a stick in ur ass not be gay... daymmmm

[Zemed87]

@uratoko Homosexuality is defined as being attracted to the same sex. Robots do not have genders; therefore, it can't be homosexual. What makes anal penetration by a genderless machine gay?

[uratoko]

@Zemed87 so u think it's ok to be but sex-ed?... i think it aint normal and it's closely connected to homosexuality

[Zemed87]

@uratoko Please tell me what makes anal penetration by a GENDERLESS (i.e. not male) robot homosexual.

[uratoko]

@Zemed87 It doesnt make it but probably the only male people who like ass penetration are gays...

[otwieraczoczuw]

This game has +18 and I cant understand why ? All the best parts are ether black out or cut, all you get is bad language, porno noise, head reaping and exploding everywhere, drugs, killing, rapping, etc, other than that there is nothing that would suggest that its a +18 game :) what age if would have to be to allow a bit more spicy scenes and actions to see all over Wasteland ? good game but its still a game that underaged kids play anyway... good vid...

[otwieraczoczuw]

@otwieraczoczuw P.S. the Atomic War doesn't give a f--k about our age, when it happens it will not be all flowers and bees, it will be a real hell on earth, not like the one we see in NEW VEGAS, and thats a shame that we cant experience a bit more of the horror that comes when you have to fight for surviving and calm your senses when you witness a horrible scene and the fact that you didn't do nothing... all you'll care about is your own life... [EYEOPENER]

[XeprasS]

@otwieraczoczuw Well. Its not the creators of the game who rates it, and new vegas was one of the few places to not be hit by an nuclear missile. Oh, yes, it is a game.

[otwieraczoczuw]

@XeprasS yeah i guess you have a point, ITS A GAME, and nothing more, cant expect it to rock "your" world. still I like it and I ONLY treat it like a game, not as a surviving simulator, still I would like to have a game that's beyond the limits of humanity and morality to destroy all that's keeping us humans behave well and not tearing each other apart for a bar of chocolate or a bottle of water, wonder if my place will get hit by an atomic bomb, its a wasteland already...

[STFilmss]

"Please assume the position."

[TheCamaro927]

Lol

[ShellyisBeastly]

Fisto..

so ironic. >_>

[vampirekittenlover]

fisto is the only person that go for my ugly character with the purple hair.

[TheZerro55]

there is a tool cabnit with the password in it but you need 50 lock pick too open it

[9Jaaz]

@TheZerro55 then u can get fisto out without the holotape?

[MrSteve3323]

hahaha omfg

[CheeseEatUSoul]

fisto rapped me! Mah charactre told him no but he said YES.

:(

[TheNightmareReaper]

or you can unlock the locker which has the code to hack the computer with a 50 lockpit skill thumbs up so everyone can see

[DenDenTheWizard]

ASSUME THE POSITION

[solbergization]

i just used science no holotape

[Karekristensson]

I was just like WTF when you had to test Fisto out. XP

One of the few moments in video games that really took me by surprise.

[G4M3RS4L1F3X]

wtf kind of sex is that??????

its called "fisto" so did he put his hand up your ass in a drill formation D:

[AnnoyanceHazard]

@G4M3RS4L1F3X D:

[G4M3RS4L1F3X]

@AnnoyanceHazard DD:

[criticastrike]

@G4M3RS4L1F3X robot-tentacle-sex or something else.

[G4M3RS4L1F3X]

@criticastrike so its Japanese?

[criticastrike]

@G4M3RS4L1F3X maybe.

[xMartinez42]

when i was in here i was attacked by old ladys swear to god

[Ninjakhristhekiller]

@xMartinez42 me too! xD It was crazy!

[TheMsMETALscorpion]

@xMartinez42 wild wastland trait

[Xxthe12reaperx]

Any body else hear rex start to growl when fisto said servos active.

[Miepieish]

I accidentally called off Rex...now I have no idea where he is D: The game just bugged out on me, and now I can only have one follower at a time no matter what >.<

[theonetruebryan]

@Miepieish he should be locatable on the map, if not world check the local map where you told him to wait

[Miepieish]

@theonetruebryan That's the thing; I didn't tell him to wait I told him to leave (thinking he'd return to The King). Apparently not though. At least I saved earlier before I called him off..

[theonetruebryan]

@Miepieish oh ok, then go back to primm. He should be back in the shop where you first found him. If it's not there I do not know what to say

[redshadrob]

MY LEGS I CANT FEEL THEM LOL

[mrgunandrun]

with a name like fisto what do think its going to be

[Illier1]

U dont need 50 science if u have the holotape, I did this with 20 science.

[DJVirgoNeun]

1:58 GOOD LORD! How that hell is that pleasurable?! O_e

It sounds like he's drilling you a new asshole!

[theantiorangejordan]

@DJVirgoNeun thats cause his name is fisto.

[DJVirgoNeun]

@theantiorangejordan I know. You don't have to tell me x.x

[kirahasthenotebook]

fisto is awsome.....

[kirahasthenotebook]

what the holotape even do

[itsumaku123]

Dude, Old Women Attacked me when i cam out of that place!

[Miepieish]

The part I'm stuck on is how to get to the Jacobston or something like that for the brain implant for Rex...I have no idea how to get there ._. I've met the Great Khans already in the red rock mountains, but I don't know XD

[dbzfan5050]

@Miepieish there should be a long road going through the mountains to jacobstown at the back of new vegas....if youve been to red rock mountains i imagine you could just go down the mountains and youd turn up there but just look on your map for the road going through the mountains.....i reccomend not going through the mountains as there r a shit load of annoying cazadores

[Miepieish]

@dbzfan5050 Oh, thank you xD I found out there was a road minutes later. I facepalmed so badly XD

[vertigoelectric]

Awwww... I already killed Mick and Ralph.

[Nottapurelol]

@vertigoelectric if you have like 70 science you can make your own holotape

[vertigoelectric]

@Nottapurelol Hmmmm... would any holotape work, then? I think I found one somewhere... maybe it was something else.

[camdog124]

did he put that in your ass WTF

[Illier1]

@camdog124 Well he is called Fisto...

[Warkhaun]

couldnt do a sexbot

[mikeymandem]

jst so people know you dont need a science skill of 50, you can have a lockpicking skill of 50 and in the cabinet in the same room as the terminal is a locked one with a keycard in it!

[MusicJustin15]

This is the sexual content? Bad descriptor.

[MrCowgirl343]

lol are you a female character?? "Fisto"

[17bdawg]

Just so you know, you can do it with lockpick 50 too. Theres a locked cabinet that you can pick that has an access card for the terminal.

[ksnelling]

giggidy



[G0DatC0D]

mr. fister

[MegaMattTheMan]

That brings back memories of the aliens good times

[H3TICSNIPES]

i cant feel meh legs

[IamHaVoKHD]

@H3TICSNIPES are you fat... only fat kids say meh.

[gri22ly100]

@H3TICSNIPES yeah only fat retards sas "meh"

[Rasengan572]

@badnewsnear go south, east, then north. Don't go north straight out of goodsprings. The mobs aren't scaled to your level.

[Elajtenfor]

I was liek... No way and then i fell off my chair laughing so hard :p

[badnewsbears99]

how do u make it to vegas not fighting deathclaws

[danilodews]

what if you killed mick and ralph?

[leftfordeadcharger]

@danilodews i did because everyone in the atomic wrangler randomly started shooting me

[4536b]

hmm a rusty robotic machine sounds completely aids free...

[NikkMikkful]

Where do u get the key for the robotics door?

[inoviamaster]

hey to all you people who heard the weird noises. i can give you a picture of what happend by just saying this, his name is fisto.

[thestorniolo]

you:ok,let's have sex,fisto

*strange noises and sounds*

*you:WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY DICK!!!???

[fiv555]

wtf



[tacoface331]

ahhh sony what will you think of next

[itzblakreign]

/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

This is all I could think of

[BrokenAeros]

AHAAHAHAHA FISTO! XD

[Hobzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

When you were about to have sex the dog woke up!

[rammanamor]

i killed mick and ralph but it didnt say that i failed is there another way

[baconfoot1]

im not into that kind off shit mr sex bot luver

[hellraiser5671]

reminds me of the sex robot skit from whitest kids you know

[Fwjchimx]

i thought in fallout 3 fisto was a power fist but now in new vegas hes a fucking sex robot...

[MegaSteelflexable]

where abouts is the back of that store because i cant find it

[GruntWhacker]

Just so you guys know, you DON'T have to hack the computer, there's an access card in the locker in that room if you can lock pick it.

[jkl2806]

@GruntWhacker I know i forgot about that because when he said you need science of 50 i got it when i was like at 13 science skill and at the time i was like level 11 now I'm level 30 with 15 science lol.

[kingdogs98]

For some reason after I had sexy time with fisto he just fell over and his head rolled off

[Stalky2010]

well lol you have 15 science.. at the begining of game lolz

[Arkman968]

@Stalky2010 50 not 15

[Stalky2010]

@Arkman968 sory... my english is not good

[Arkman968]

@Stalky2010 no problem :)

[macc188]

Technically you can also have sex with hookers at Gomorrah too

[Bana871]

I laughed. A lot. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say I broke a rib when I first saw this scene.

[Plemith]

sounds painful D:

[AtticWarrior1994]

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

[drogin88]

Did he just say "Get through the main story, and then do the side quests and go after weapons"?

Well, that's why this game is not so good...

In a good RPG, you will have troubles and you have to think hard about building your character, doing the right quests to get powerful enough to get through the game etc.

This game is no challenge

[Arkman968]

@drogin88 Go play it for yourself in Hardcore mode :)

[drogin88]

@Arkman968

I did play it in hardcore mode :P

It still don't have the difficulty an depth as the old fallout games.

[JapaneseAnimationMan]

ouch sounds like he sawed off ur dick!

[311airsoft]

haha dats funny shit

[droctagonapus26]

Wtf I CANT FEEL MAH LEGS!

[stopcicles]

I totally let him cornhole me.

[TylerGaming1]

2:00 sounded like it hurt.

[andrewpaul555]

IF YOU HAVE A HIGH LOCKPICK SKILL YOU CAN PICK THE LOCK ON THE LOCKER JUST TO THE RIGHT OF MUZZA AT :42 AND YOU GET A KEYCARD FOR THE COMPUTER (wrights in big letters so people can see it)

[SentientCenobite6]

That shit sounds like it hurt...

[corleone1820]

your gun skill is only 15? and ur melee skill is 70? is that a good strategy

?

[toodzzify]

@corleone1820 well youre an idiot

[corleone1820]

@toodzzify and what is that for keyboard warrior?

[ConnorM1418]

YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME.

[Scar8632]

I love how Rex started to growl at Fisto as soon as he started the *operation*.

[n4aiden]

he drilled your legs

[LostOddity]

Lol, this is amusing XD.

[deloreandmc88]

@360FlamingGaming are u a nigger?

[AlexiusElessar]

"That all you've got, robot ?'"

LOLOLOL

[kingmanted]

So -Thats- what bill gates spends all his money on.

[pavaleo968]

that sounded like a jack-hammer

[SirYesMan]

Did you just get a prostate exam by a robot... Or worse :D

[megainsomniac]

ahhh, there is nothing like a cold clanky hand job lol,

anyways, if you have a high enough science you can skip the mick and ralph part and program him your self.

[merlineffect]

You can have 50 lockpick and unlock the tool cabinet instead to get the password :3

[Frostshock09]

lol you keep killing Rex in almost every vid =)

[KSkizzBMoney]

Not sure if it's just a glitch on my game, but at the Atomic Wrangler everytime I start a conversation with FISTO, whether I have sex with him or whether I say "No thanks", I gain ten bottle caps; every single time.

[vezzanator]

ot pick up the key on one of the tables, you dont need 50 science

[jordy437]

Dude the robot even wants you too test itself out because it needs too know whether or not if its capatible

[arizonan800]

he's got a screwdriver and two nuts.....

[Ludmatt31]

You do not need 50 science for this quest. You can find a keycard that provides the password to login. I is in a cabinet nearby the terminal!

[harrisonlsk13]

this reminds me of an episode of Whitest kids U Know look it up it is called sex robot

[Superunknownful]

@360FlamingGaming that was a monty python reference

[Load0Sheep]

are you really that desperate!?!

[VicTiMzZ1]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for herpes... that shit will come with you..

[OriginalNamesHD]

@VicTiMzZ1 Hangover is a great movie :)

[Serpent1n3]

@VicTiMzZ1 thats old and what your saying is that with every copy of vegas has the herpes dlc, i dont think people would enjoy it