BORIS THE LEGEND

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

Boris Johnson for PM!

[HEROENGI]

@HigherPoker erm acc ppl end up on the floor in football because , A they dive to win free kicks and penalties B in football you are 4 times more likely to break your leg or damage muscles in your leg than you are in rugby or american football , C football is a rough game , people say it isnt because they know they cant handle it , my proof , i was once tackled badly , broke 2 legs in 3 places and damaged my arm ... ye thats right , u r jealous of footy players being able to handle it...

[jessburge1989]

ha! he finally got into number 10!

[FATmomaG]

omg dude soccer, lets go play some 'football' which involves CARRYING THE FUCKING BALL IN YOUR HANDS!!! this all proves 1 thing. AMERICANS ARE DUMB ASS FUCK.

[SuperWheeled]

@FATmomaG

Not all americans are dumbasses, though we do have more than a fair share. And yes, AM football is an idiotic disgrace (I assume the name is because the ball kinda looks like a foot. kinda... if you are very drunk and lost your contacts.)

[Diazreta]

Lol I'm quite the fan of Borris, can someone tell me how it came about that he was playing football?

[michaelshippo]

that was all ball.

[Viytable]

After they passed around him so much you can understand why he leveled up to

chuck borris

[HateFenians]

Is this the Boris Johnson tackle that Helen Chamberlain's co-Presenter/Producer talks about?

[LDCSDD1]

Hitler got owned



[FATmomaG]

@LDCSDD1 Hitler may of been a prick but i gotta say. one hell of a moustache!!!

[LDCSDD1]

@FATmomaG i think you need to go into therapy with an opinion like that

[LDCSDD1]

he gets quite a bit of pace up to make that tackle

but it looks like he just gave up and threw himself at the bloke

[BeeswaxCandle]

I love Boris. He just inexplicably makes me happy every time I see him.

[juicyditto]

Nice rugby tackle!

So much better than the pathetic game of football :L

[W1LFtheT4NK]

bozza!

[peniamina32]

lol good ol soccer eh! play league mate

[LDCSDD1]

@peniamina32 its called football and what we say sticks as the English invented the game ok you stupid yank

[HateFenians]

We should ignore Yanks who support a sports team.

[LDCSDD1]

@HateFenians yes your are correct there as all they know how to do is start wars get fat and just be general bellends

[FATmomaG]

@HateFenians well they only can support like your going to see a some next chubs xD with a salad and a ball ROFL Jeeves XD

[hearts76100]

BUFFOON

[missfcukface]

My ribs were sore that day! It was the biggest belly laugh of the year for me. You've got to love Boris <3

[domb07]

what a shambles of a politician in a shambles of a party.

[xxxLucaaayxxx]

Hahaa.. what actually is this match?

[Mrmagicman789]

@xxxLucaaayxxx Some football match that celebritys and retired footballers play to raise money for charity

[juzt156]

I loved what he said after the tackle.

Boris: 'I went for the ball with my head. Which I understand is a legitmate move in football'

Interviewer: 'Would you play again?'

Boris: 'I don't think thye would let me.'

[mistaben2k]

Should be Boris the cvnt.

London is far worse and more expensive since he took over.

[randybullcow]

This is who England were missing in the centre of defence at the World Cup,Boris "Chopper" Johnson,how's about picking him Fabio?,he couldn't do any worse!!!

[malcstag]

thats how chavball shoudl be played

[closertofiftythanyew]

tool. and to think this spare part of an anatomy is the mayor of our capital city. Jesus fecking Christ!

[bridgeboychels]

LEGEND !

[winty52]

brilliant Boris, we love you, here's hoping that the British people see sense and vote in your party this thursday

[JoellyMoley]

You can tell he was just tired of chasing the ball by the end. "Stop... kicking... it!" *cannonball*

[randybullcow]

Looked like a fair tackle to me,not!!!

[Everydayisrednoseday]

The English team was full of celebrities picked for comedy value and to make it entertaining, because we have a sense of humour. The German team was full of ex-athletes designed TO WIN AT ALL COSTS FOR ZE MOTHERLAND.

[incubus12354]

he should play rugby

[Llotunt111]

is this real??

[daxiboi]

yeh lol i remember watchin this with my dad, we were in tears for about an hour

[Llotunt111]

why was he in there in the first place?

[J0YTEX]

yeh it was a charity match

[hi262779]

yes

[trumpsnuffler]

i remember watching this live, my whole family went mental when he took him out. he used to be the mp for henley and i met him once on a night out - TOP, TOP BLOKE

[AimeeTBF]

HUZZAH for Johnson !!

[markydaidai]

GORE!

[bristolcity1997]

got the ball first no foul

[biggaz26]

we are not bitter...we won!! ahaha...go eat some sausage

[sako85]

What's wrong with Britain?

[Kurt7474]

Funny comments, many English seem to be bitter or jealous towards us Germans. But the clip is hilarious anyway :) Why can´t we all be friends?

[Ajs2512]

because you started 2 wars we had to finish...

[shitforbrains121]

well said

[stfcryan1]

LEGEND = BORIS FOR PM

[shamino1990]

boris for PM

[daxon4567]

he got the ball referee!! haha

[fondoogle]

it wasnt the referee you stupid twat.

[GalacticConflict]

Hooray for Boris!

[donsscotland123]

and this guy is the mayor of london

awesome!!!!!

[Dodge969]

Was is das denn für ein Bauer?

[ConanHej]

ALWAYS vote BORIS!

[Bubaloo37]

The first time I saw this I thought it was some kind of clever computer trick, but when I realized it was real it was 10 times funnier!

[nckweeks]

Go on Boris stick a couple on the Krauts for old times sake!!!!!

[Muddkipz]

Love Boris

[xXP373R]

is this a joke y is boris playing football, was he a footbaler?????!!!!!!

[ransomdave]

It was a charity celebrity football match between England and Germany. As I recall Germany won, although it was a bit of a cheap victory considering that the German team was comprised mainly of ex-sports men, compared to the English side of actors and politicians.

[Ilikenuman]

hes a joke, in a good way though!

[Fifamaster09]

is that REAL

[jackylegs0604]

How can you say that

he is legend

[Ingracing]

Damn right he is!

WTF you on about he will hunt you down and kill you like cattle?

[supertramp125]

dode you have no idea what boris is able to do

he will hunt u down and kill u and ur stupid family just like cattle

[Smerklo]

Absolutely brilliant!

[contheonetherealone]

how dare you call it soccer, its FOOTBALL!!! lol

[apetrowitsch]

@contheonetherealone its SUCKER

[JWBails]

love that guy, Boris for PM

[PresidentMugabe1990]

mwaha

[snooky3]

Boris Johnson is an absolute Legend, no doubt!!!!

[laparole1989]

you better write Germans with a capital!

[eleonora87udine]

che ridere fenomenale :-)

[loveshinealight]

What a idiot!

And he's our London Mayor! Unbelieveable..

[Goger1]

finally a British politician that we can be proud of with some charisma

[Boabyo]

Why?

[heavy246]

Rugby pitch is the other way Borris!

[matt3452]

class

[Oliboliboobar]

1 word - LEGEND!

[regknows]

They do not like it up 'em sir!!

[1coolascucumber1]

Rugby takle a puffter German - something i've wanted to do for years!

[swtwc]

Why?

[1coolascucumber1]

was an old dream of mine!

[QAZOKM1234567890]

lol

[QAZOKM1234567890]

lol

[hardtoesxplain]

nothing wrong with that lol.

[martinbond2003]

He is THE MAN... Great to see an MP taking someone out in football.

[j44444y]

Boris pooned that guy

[ho0rayforthepenguins]

Proper legend - only Boris would be the one to do what we've all wanted to do for years.

[Sickhead30000]

lol epic tackle

[thesimpsons17]

omg wat a legend

[arcticronnie]

he fell over

[BLACKSPORT53]

Go BO Jo

[RIPdementia]

I love it how everyone's like GO BORIS WOO! If a german had done that to one of us we'd all be going 'what an ignorant cheating twat' but because it's Boris...it's brilliant :D

[uncleambient]

Good Sir I salute you !!

[astromelody]

I watched this 8 times in a row and still have tears in my eyes. Tears of laughter, at his daft run and ultimate victory over the Germans, and tears of pride that such a man is in a position of authority in our country. The man is a perfect mix of Conservative sense, and good humour. Boris for PM, asap!

[CloudAerisSephiroth]

yeah totally agree, and that tackle should be his campaign poster, i've watched it on loop for over 10 minutes and i'm still in hysterics

[seabisquick]

Go Boris go!

[alexscudder]

Boris for Prime Minister surely.

[Unpackthat]

A man who's willing to point blank wipe out krauts is the sort of man we need running this country again not big jessies like Tony Blair or Gordon Brown.

[BorisJohnsonUK]

I thank you for your vote of confidence!... But please leave Jessie out of it, it's got absolutely nothing to do with her!

[Ozmeister17]

Gordon Brown is a right cock sucker. Go back to Scotland and give us back our economy

[arisesirgareth]

all u left wing tits can fuck off. boris is a legend

[BorisJohnsonUK]

Yes!

[bobleesss]

Best of British! A prime example of the type of foreign policy we should be taking up towards Germany

[punkskareggae]

Boris Johnson can some my cock, Conservative motherfucker

[UKComedyDave]

He can 'some' your cock?

He can have some?

Explain pls....

[ruekin]

he meant suck...but his a bitch so Boris wouldnt find anything!

[everythingsrandom]

your a dumbass u know dat?

[xaaruf]

w f t? just spell it out loud fuck it he should play rugby

[BuryFc1993]

You just have to love him dont you.

[Toml93]

HE IS THE MAYOR OF LONDON! This country is a mess!

[silentjay2]

it ruly is but at the end of the day u just gotta say fuck it lol dont worry i am english

[02bash]

it wasn't exactly heaven with ken livinsgston

[ClurCullen]

This kicks ass! Boris is a legend in thsi clip.

[tomtheutdsupporter]

borris johnson hero

[atatktkt]

i was at this match it happend right in front of me:l:l

[ngai1842]

he's a true genius!

how can people be taht mad?

[regknows]

Genius is too small a word to describe this man. This clip is a perfect example of why Britain won the war!!

Consider the bosh bashed :)

[lars3939]

what war?

[1984kid1]

complete legend

[bbcLiberalBoy]

Total class. A politician who is also a member of the human race, rare.

[TheTrueAnimal]

boris johnson legend!

[bereabeard]

Nice to see this guy can have fun in a friendly charity match to raise money. The crowd loved it. What a breath of fresh air for London! Good luck Boris! See you at #10 some day!!

[drakebell1990]

ive got more chance of getting to number 10 tommorow and im 17

[johnnycondom973]

rofl

boris 1 germany 0

[icreatedsocks]

lol, all he played @ sch was rugby (i saw the interview afterwards)

[dma3scb]

LOL....Boris must have got so tired he thought the game was rugby!

It is very rare to find politicians who speak their mind. The mayorial result is a consequence of the public's dissatisfaction with the majority of politicians who are afraid to speak their mind and as a result, appear less human and less connected with society.

[fullofroubles]

The match was a friendly! A friendly for charity for God's sakes! He just didn't think about his actions and crunched an innocent man, which will happen while he is mayor as well.

[greaserrebel]

c,mon hes not a bloody pro,when playing down the park this can happen!

[tincoffin]

Hilarious . Well done Boris

[ChesterHartley]

Boris a legend!?

Jesus, this country is fucked!

London, you truly are a bunch of wankers.

You have Boris as Mayor, and the BNP have a seat on your Assembly.

[SuperDuperTracy]

right said friend..right said!

[SeLOOOOOOO]

you all get on your knees for a turk

[jikopljikopl]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[chootah]

boris johnson is what london needs

[pianossimo]

Boris Johnson is not what London need you idiot!!! He is about to do that pathetic tackle on London, that could break what our city has achieved in decades.

[TenaciousDealer]

through ken livingston give it a rest you idiot, london is a complete shit hole atm

[BuddleyMoore]

doopa sounds like a real racist to me! you wanna learn to show a little gratitude you ignorant fuk!!!

[theindiemessiah]

the next four years should be hilarious ;)

[bpraag]

You are the country that voted Thatcher into power so you deserve this idiot as well.

[whally1991thereturn]

superdupertracy: jack the ripper ws a blak man, ya deeg?

[SuperDuperTracy]

he was black you say?.. a black man living in London with surgical skills in the 19th century when black people weren't allowed to read and write much less learn how to be physicians or even barbers??.. nah mate, I think YOU need to DIG

[dolkios]

yes...this video confirms what an arsehole this man is. He will condemn the great City of London to doom.

[imtheboss12]

Mayor of London...

[flattyre]

Just because you can have a bit of fun in a football match, it doesn't mean that you'll be a rubbish mayor. I think this is great, it shows he's a fun person, and I'm sure he'll do his best as mayor to get what he believes is right for London :)

[dolkios]

I beg to differ there pal... that is gorssly incorrect. Much culture, science, maths, language, invention etc...has NOT been born due to whites... these are ridiculous stereotypes which you have been brainwashed with!

[SuperDuperTracy]

well.. you might have a point.. except that the incestous old guy who locked up his daughter for 24 years and impregnated her 7 times.. as well as ted Bundy, Charles Manson and Jack the Ripper and Hitler among others.. were white!.. so white people can be pretty criminal and violent all on their own and against each other without any help form black people...now that is a TRUTH you can not deny!

[01000001011100100111]

White people aren't shooting each other on record numbers though are they?

[SuperDuperTracy]

They arent??...so how come white people in Russian and Germany and Italy keep killing each other in the dozen each day? HMMMM??

[01000001011100100111]

They don't. You're talking shite, in more ways than one.

[SuperDuperTracy]

it's spelt S-H-I-T...most people, black and white, know how to spell this simple word... why don't you?

[01000001011100100111]

I wasn't spelling shit, I was spelling shite. Haven't you ever heard of slang? Just another of your failings I suppose, along with grammar and sentence structure...

[SuperDuperTracy]

LOL...I love it when we as white people argue with each other like this on open furoms...it just proves to the world my first point...at your expense of course...SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU MATE! Thank you for playing into it...And all races WILL be equal one day whether you like it or not! God bless equality

[01000001011100100111]

You haven't proven anything. Argument and debate doesn't equate to murdering and killing. There's something rotten at the core of black culture, and it's childish and frankly irresponsible to pretend like it doesn't exist.

[SuperDuperTracy]

blah blah blah.. learn to lose with dignity man...

[01000001011100100111]

Grow up. Seriously, that was pathetic.

[TenaciousDealer]

that is one of the most stupid discriminate comments i have ever heard you ignorant mis-informed disgrace of a human being.

[lanceawatt]

Its ashame that when seeing something hilarious, some retarded motherfuckers have to write some racist hateful unpleasant shit about something harmless and humerous. worse still if they always have to bring GOD into everything too, so please, u know who you are, stop bein nob 'eads!!!

Thank you

[fazfs]

Boris johnson is a living legend, not only with the policies he presents but his amazing talent in football. he should be made mayor !!!!

[fuzzmaniac]

As of now, he has just been elected Mayor of London.

This man is about to gain control of a city of over 7 million people.

I hope spearing people in the groin is one of his policies.

[LiVeRpOoLfC216]

why have you saddos started commetning about politics, enjoy the video!!!!

[miceinfreefall]

My bum bum smells

[brayshay]

prove.

[mrfoxywhiskers]

On Boris Johnsons webpage biography he says in the first sentence! 'Few people in London are entirely of English descent' well on VE day 1945 the overwhelming majority of Londoners WERE of English/British descent and I dont remember them ever voting to turn themselves into a competing minority in a city with over 150 languages. He then says of his own background - German French and Turkish calling himself 'a one man melting pot'. er..'Laughing stock' more like with his stupid outbursts.

[iamFegor]

boris for king!

[lebricks]

VOTE BORIS

[hdiwan]

@longman, Boris for PRESIDENT!