NZ police driver training

[4tari]

hes stranded nekminnit

[justythrasher]

Is that you holding the camera Jared?

[neurocidesakiwi]

What a dick head holding the camera

[jontycc]

where a police car belongs

[xXJeeXTeeXAyeXmanXx]

0:04 WTF!?

[seannz100]

a ford would have stayed on the road

[chaddub871]

lol fukn dongi pigz

[fireman257]

Wasn't he the lead "circuit clearing" car in the Dunlop Targa Rally and forgot there was a sharp corner?

[Farkimi]

@fireman257 NO he wasn't as you can see there is NO Targa stickers, Sweep 000 numbers or anything to do with Targa, Just another revenue gatherer that should have paid for the damage and been made to do a defensive driving course.

[pookypookypookypooky]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[SOUTHSIDESLIDERZZ]

thumbs up

[OldSkoolOnWeed]

shame you dumb fucking pigs

[Jeffnz020]

Laugh my farkin arse off!! haha

[heymario1000]

ROFL!!!

[jontycc]

that is the way to drive a police car

[antyg39]

dats straight funny ahit

[Farkimi]

A tue hillbilly, hahahaah, oh dear got a few missing teeth Jethro

[travdogger]

@Farkimi guess you were a bit slow on picking up the correction, not surprising

[Farkimi]

@travdogger No I did but thats what made it even funnier as your going on about hill billys yet you can't spell. Ohhh its ok dodggytrav. One day you might pass level one english.ahahah

[travdogger]

@travdogger spell? evidently from the video you can't even talk properly hahah

[travdogger]

@travdogger true*

[donvit2]

this is...this is how not to drive a police car...craw craw craw craw craw craw...its a good old boy...WTF!

[Farkimi]

Its called taking the piss lad, I asked the pigs if they wanted me to winch them out, I was the winch vehicle for Targa, I own a 4wd Nissan with a front winch and purchase blocks, could even have pulled you off ya sister.

Pigs attitude was all staunch saying they had it all under control, looked more like dumb cops like Rossco P Coultrain. craw craw craw as you put it.

[Farkimi]

@donvit2 How old are you don for 2, Its the lyrics to The Dukes if Hazzard tv show ya pencil. You know the one where the cops are always making up false charges, telling lies, can''t drive for shit an always writting pig cars off and the BOSS is a crooked under hand thief scamming citizens.

The poor Duke boys are honest and bought up well so always innocent but the cops just make more charges up to cover their ass. Hell when ya look at it like that its same with our pigs here ayyyyyyyyy

[SprntrlDeathNinja]

@Farkimi haha "its the good old boys" haha that was classic mate. the pigs hea fail

[Angerfist2]

@Farkimi

WTF!

[cno2wad]

@Farkimi no it's not. You're making that up. They're a pack of tossers, sure, but they're absolutely nothing like the dodgy Sheriffs dept in DoH. Not to mention the fact that the laws that keep getting rushed through parliament to stop anyone having any fun are Government and Grandma backed, not necessarily the views of our 'pigs'.

Yeah but they are mostly dicks you're right there.

[lardman2228]

@cno2wad You do realise that they're the reason the country isn't in chaos right? Imagine if we didn't have cops. They do their job, and sometimes that means having to be harsh and a bit brash, but it's just their job nevertheless. We've got some of the best cops in the world, just ask the aussies and americans what they think of our cops when they visit. Stop generalising.

[str8uhbrekless]

pigs love to wallow in tha mud...fucking pigshits

[cazi13mama]

hahahahahaha - "....just two good ole boys....." - hahahahaha

[travdogger]

"here's now.... heres how not to drive a police car".......

Sounds like a hillbilly, talks like a hillbilly!

[Farkimi]

Hahahaha What do ya expect coming from a loser that is a Star wars fan or whatever the shit was. You have the force. Yea force yourself upon some poor drunken women more like.

[travdogger]

@Farkimi star wars fan? i think not, silly hick. cant see too many sheep in that vid, i bet they've seen you and your camera before, i'd get the fuck out of it too if i were them, knowing what you small town hilbillies are like....

[Farkimi]

@travdogger Oh you have resorted to the sheep jokes already??? Oh and we dont even know each other yet. If you weren't to busy fingering your own ass with ya dads finger as you two are watching Ewok porn, you might have noticed they were dairy cow paddocks and not a sheep in sight.

[darkrx777]

I have a poster of the crash on my wall, it says the faster you go the bigger the mess lol

[Farkimi]

I was sent an email with the same on it, shows it in 5 different stages as the stupid pig loses it through the fence, makes a huge splash as the baconator hits the stream bank. hahahaah

[holdenhj202]

wat a fuckin dipshit cop.

the retard driver shouldn't be on the road

[Zinisster]

hahaha, must have been hard for parking spaces on that day..

[MARTON8371]

that lloks like const. williams marton police. it happend ing the marton area

[Farkimi]

It sure was, on the corner of Makuhou, Galpins and Tutaenui roads. Mate and I stayed in Marton, got up to hear the fire sirens going off, cop cars screaming up the road, must have been 5 cop cars, two fire trucks. May as well sent the bloody army out, it was pathetic. All for a dickhead cop that could not drive. Ironically Even though all the evidence pointed to reckless driving the suspect was never charged. Funny that. There is a good site that shows more pics, under bent cops. hahha

[MARTON8371]

yeah mate. im with the marton rural fire. the urban guys speed to the station for callouts and drive dangerously in fire engines. And if they hit the alcohol at the station, the sometimes drive drunk. So its a car accident or someone to be killed waiting to happend. that constable williams is a complete dickhead anyway, there is evidence he is a dickhead cause he can't drive lmfao

[sheetbug]

Hey dude great video. Put some pork on your fork!

Nothing better than seeing those pig cars stuck in the mud.

[udynick]

yea happy with my rant proberly should have been more directed towards the retared videoing the thing as im sure you sounds 3/4 retarded, thats what ya mum gets for sleeping with dog i guess

[Farkimi]

And your the product of your brothers son raping your grandmother, well ya can't call it rape when it was your nana that started it all by sucking your dad (your brother and her grandson) off till they got hard then both gang banged her, how she got pregnant I don't know when your a family of fags and double dicked ya nana in the ass.

[udynick]

Ps I dont give a shit about my spelling so go suck a fat dick if youre going to try rebut it

Samaow quit while youre a head, everyone can tell youre not the smartest cookie in the bunch

Go the boys in blue!

[Farkimi]

Have you finished with your little (4 post) rant???. What is it rag week for ya.

[udynick]

And that retard who thinks hes (cockandballs) the ultimate speller- (ultimate at taking dick from your English teacher I bet) in your post 6months ago you spelt absolutely wrong you spelt it (absolutley) you spelt exactly wrong you spelt it (exactley) and you spelt contradicitive wrong its spelt( contradictive) and that was just looking at one of your comments.Less time cupping the balls and more work on the shaft cock and balls and your English teacher would have taught you better.

[udynick]

My guess is all the negative comments on here are from the Bogan crowd, as real criminals are too stupid to use a computer and would rather sell a computer for p, and the third class have better things to do than to search on you tube like sniffing their own ass holes to prove there shit dont stink.

[udynick]

There are three types of people who dont like cops.First being little dick Bogan boy racers that would rather stick there dicks in there exhausts then in a pussy mostly made up of middle class white knobs.

Second people are criminals who get caught and locked up by the police basically because they are too stupid to get away with their crimes and like to brag about them

Third are the white middle upper class cheese dicks who think the world owns them a favour and are above the law.

[Dragonsway]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[Balenzo]

2005 my first NZ Targa and I still laugh about it . Thanks for the reminder.

[FuHkYoUhAtErS]

haha stupid pig can't even drive

[georgewtwat]

im a cop in training - i find it really hard to drive a manual because i have one hand on my cock all day.

[lardman2228]

@georgewtwat You're not. All police cars are autos in NZ.

[samaow]

ok those people saying FUCK THE POLICE who do you go to when you get robbed? thats right the police the reason you dont like them is because they inforce the law

And all cops arnt good (some use there power to gt back at people who got thm before thy wer police and thats not right)

bt please respect the police its a harder job thn anyone can gauge unless they are a cop (im a police officer in training,& my father was a policeman)

Thy try ther hardist to be fair bt its hard with al that H8

[Cockandballs1234]

Mate, I have serious doubts that you are a police officer 'in training'

1. You can't spell, and your grammar is terrible.

2. What you said makes little or no sense.

How about finishing intermediate school first, before trying to 'impress' people on youtube with your wise and insightful view on the NZ police.

[samaow]

Ok "Cockandballs1234"

You are aloud to think what you like thats why its the internet.

I am at Police College in Wellington so I dont really care what you think.

Since this is an internet comment page and i was trying to fit in my comment i shortend words, if i knew it was a spelling contest i would of written two comments.

How about you stop trying to be tough behind your keyboard and attacking people expressing there opinion, and i finshed NCEA level 3 with Merit and i am 22.

[Cockandballs1234]

Mate, stop bullshitting.

I never said you cant 'think what you like' I simply pointed out the fact that you're an idiot, who can't spell or string even a basic coherent sentence together. I stand by my comment. If you post crap on Youtube, as is your right to do so, then I am also with in my rights able to post a reply.

So, you're at the RNZPC in Porirua (not Wellington),what wing are you on?? I suspect youre lying, either that or the police really have let their recruitment standards slip.

[Farkimi]

OI if I ever get busted by some copper, can it be you, as you could not spell (i'mafuckintosser) without the help of the police literary cops. You samaow which sounds like a homo got it in the ass, would be the bestestesd copos Is evea gots in cort as us spells gr8, I hops u's donts be isssues wif a umportant case ayyy

[samaowpasta]

your a contradictive knob with child like ways.

[Farkimi]

You fuck kids, or baby goats with child like ways.

[samaowpasta]

you have a good name. i like you. also you seem like you got a good head on you, unlike these childish knobs.

[Farkimi]

To be at police colleage all you need to do is drive a car, which 99%cant, shoot a hand gun. I am a member of a pistol club, 99% cant, have a decent apptitude of which 99% dont, spell like a kindy kid, I dont have to say. Basically you cops are thick as come

[samaow]

i agree with you there but the percentage is a bit lower im 3rd generation police officer and alot dont understand what it meens to be a police officer nad they do abuse it and dont have the right attitude

[Farkimi]

Come on, your not a cop, or you could spell means, also if you were writing a statement to go to court, you would be laughed out of court if you typed up bad grammar like this.

[samaow]

dude i was not aware that i was in a grammer test...

[brayt0n]

police officers of nz stay calm. and dont say dude ! :L fucking loser wanna be pig

[samaow]

obviously you are quite ill informed, alot say "dude" just not to criminals....im not implying anything, police officers are people to not just police they can say what they like.

dont class them as special people they have a job and they do that.

[brayt0n]

pig

[samaowpasta]

and you are rediculous, come back when you are old enough to be a wise man... then maybe I'l turn a cog in my brain to actualy attempt a decent argument against you.

[Cockandballs1234]

Jesus Christ, I didn't think you could get any stupider...but I stand corrected.

Firstly, learn how to spell you fucking retard. No point trying to prove how smart you are when you can't spell.

Secondly, what you said makes absolutley no sense.

Thirdly, How exactley have I 'contradicted' myself??

Fourthly, YOU contradicted yourself by saying 'Your (should be you're) a contradicitve knob"...and then saying ' you have a good head on you unlike these knobs" the very next breath...

Idiot

[Cockandballs1234]

Seriously man, just quit,

You lose,

You're a fucking idiot punching way above your weight. You're not a 'cop in training' You're a nobody talking shit on Youtube.

It's funny how think you can 'attempt a decent argument' with me, right after you've made a complete cock of yourself.

Serisouly, go and play in the traffic.

[Farkimi]

What the fuck, I just came back from 3 months in the USA to all this crap, what the fuck, all of you sookin ass fuckstains. If you want to have a small cock power struggle, fuck off somewhere else and flood there comment box with bullshit.... LOSERS

[lapsnz]

cops wat a joke should be all shot!!!!!

[dribblybits]

not all cops a stright...some cops go out of

there way to be a ass,,,mostly the young ones

that have a power trip.....

[Delta2249]

May be if you spent a night shift with them you would respect them? grow up at least they keep us safe which is more then you can do.

[skinnywhity]

You guys are dick heads one day u'll need a cop, give them a break, when do we here about the good things they do? hardly ever!

Maybe a bit more respect!

[georgewtwat]

because your a skinny little weed, you need cop protection. Cops are good - they just have to concentrate on busting real criminals.

[lapsnz]

now see if you can catch me copper lol good job

[nzcopper]

When you hear about the police doing something it's on the news/internet for months and months when you hear a jap or boy racer doing something it's only on the news once or twice not a few months.

[Farkimi]

Yea but they are untrained fuckwits, you lot are trained fuckwits. As I said before, i bet the cop in question got a "stern" telling off with no recompense, if it was a racer would have gone to court.... lost vehicle, lost licence, lost income, pay to fix fence and car. Cop??????

[nzcopper]

The officer would of probably paid for the fence to be fixed and would of gotten a warning etc or worse.

As for the car it's all covered by State.

A pity all street racers dont have 3rd party.

Oh well I love giving em' fines.

[Delta2249]

at least ya crackin down on seat belts.

i still waitin 2 get my first fine lol

[nzcopper]

All officers will issue tickets for failure to wear seat beats.

I dont issue a ticket for not carrying your drivers licence unless it's a B.R with a smart mouth.

Just stick within the law on the road and you'll be fine.

[georgewtwat]

When can we start giving you guys fines? Anyway, ill let you know i used to get pulled over all the time stoned and you fuckers never clicked on once. Had the best hiding place too, dogs sniffed the car they were going spastic but old copper coouldnt find it - anyway, you guys have got bigger things to worry, or have you?? Now ive got a converible Merc, still drive wasted, just dont get pulled up! Hahahaha

[MaoriWithAttitude]

I wonder if that's enough information for the police to issue a warrant for your arrest? Seeing you just admitted to drug use and driving under the influence. Now that would funny Hahahaha

[georgewtwat]

quite funny you siding with imperial, evil colonial law MWA. See the thing is, i only come home for 3 months in summer and because i look respectable, drive a 3 year old merc and am minted, i get left alone. Breath test me all day - still too good. Maybe that dumb fuck driving that shitbox falcon on the maori drivers licence video could learn a thing or 3 off us dumb ballheads.

[udynick]

racer's dont lose license you dumb fuck nor do they get fines in targa fucking 3/4 retard would have had to pay for the fence, keep editing peoples positive comments about police to cheesedick

[lapsnz]

com on get it right i was behind a cop car doing 70 in a 50 with no ligths or anything on so who is worse cops or boyracers lol.

[ebutuoy12b]

U al shit..Lapsnz...anywae it goes both ways.

[lapsnz]

go get fucked you dick (oh were you driving lol

[ebutuoy12b]

I shall type it AGAIN & add a bit more flavor to ur TASTE, cause this is what YOU are. U AL S.H.I.T...D.u.m.b fucked up S.H.I.T head. Oh no I woz the one that suppose to pull you out of that wreck..But NAAAh...U shitted your NAPPY..LOL LOL LOL

[lapsnz]

dic i dont give a fuck if i die so fuck you so u want to be an asshole get in my way and ill show u what i can do trust me you wont be the first

[ebutuoy12b]

Heii, it's u again. I'll Dig ur hole anydae. But ur too young, enjoy LIFE while u can...'n' I'm not interested 'n' wot u want to show me. THE END

[lapsnz]

mate my father was the s.o in mangere (mangere firestion) he has told me wat its like and have had mates killed in cars ok, so yea i know wat its like

[ewelmcc]

tut tut neil : )

[brittenv1000]

its not the speed that kills, its the sudden stop!! lol

[albsnfina]

waste of our fucken money

[blacky05hotmail]

lol! He must have seen a sheep.

[Timmys2007]

it must of been freshly shaven LMAO

[ginganz13]

This is what they are up to when not doing U-turns in front of bikers.....

[wildcat1559]

omg your laugh is insane

[Farkimi]

Its a pisstake of all pisstakes I could do at the time. Maybe a hint of Goodbye porky pigpie, hahahahah. Faaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkkk offf pigs

[starvingraccoon]

faster you go the bigger the mess

[kowhitird]

LMAO

[aarhap]

HAHA awesome.

[DaHawaiian06]

LOL!

[fireman257]

Did you see the same copper the following Taga though? Drove up to the same corner, leapt out if his patrol car and yells, "Yes, Made it this time!" (or words to that effect). Good to see he's got a sense of humour!

[Farkimi]

Yes I did, but the fact of the matter is that that silly copper the year before had nothing to do with the rally, he was just going for a joy ride on a closed road, I wonder who paid for the damage to the car, should he have not been charged for wreckless driving??? I bet we would have been in the same circumstance.

[kiwiportal]

LOL !!

[spadgm]

Ha ha!

Cops,they really suck at driving!

[primeraz]

lol