I work at Subway and honestly it pisses me the fuck off that you say we're being stingy with the vegetables and then when we do put more on you get pissed off because the sandwich is over-flowing. Oh, and FYI, there's a certain amount of vegetables/meat/cheese we're supposed to put on, it's even on a chart right by the veggies.
i work at subway at SIN 2 ur told not to put alot of salad on :P and SIN 5 we are only allowed to give 2 napkins per customer unless they wany more :P
And what do you mean about wrapping the sub securely. Your illustration showed just a sub with no wrapper. Thats not their fault you're sloppy and don't know how to hold a sub
I work at subway and everything is done by a formula. If you request more vegetables or napkins or anything like that we give you them at the one I work at.
It is true that the majority of the workers tend to be part time working teenagers. But your explanation that they are just teens so they aren't experts with "halves" makes little sense.
If they are old enough to get a job then they should be old enough to know their geometry.
I think the main problem with uneven cutting is probably because they rush or they are being rushed.
1. majority of its employees are teens. dont expect perfection when it comes to "halves"
2. Its corporate porportions.
3. MAJORITY OF ITS EMPLOYEES ARE TEENS. DON'T EXPECT PERFECTION PERIOD.
4. the lids corporate supplies to us are difficult to squeeze without everything exploding. we usually apologize anyways good grief.
5. 1 for 6-inch, 2 for footlong. CORPORATE PORPORTIONS. if you ask for more, they usually give you about 6 more napkins just to get you to leave them alone. take a hint lameass
Me too bro. Also anyone who is cranky with me or who does a huge order. Pricks think it is an easy job, I dont know about you other Subway guys but my Subway is absoloute hell lol. I work alone every closing shift. No help,extremely busy. bosses are fuckin dicks
FYI: #1 I agree with, but when the line is out the door please ask nicely for the other end. #2 Did you know there are only supposed to be 3 olives on a six inch? We do have guideline to follow, you can always ask for more. #3 Remember a too-tightly wrapped sub is just as unappealing as a loosely wrapped one. #4 The sauce bottles are tricky, and when you ask for a lot, your gonna get a lot of sauce. #5 Rule is 1 napkin per 6in and 2 napkins per 12in... if all else fails, just dont come to subway
interesting how it is done in america... tipping at subway, weird lol... in australia workers get paid wages and don't need tips... don't really tip anywhere here lol
lol nice one man, I hate when it fucking falls out of the sandwich, annoying as hell... even if there's like just a bit of dust in the sandwich it falls out!
i work at a subway and honestly your a fucking faggot for making this video. you got no life and you dont even work at a subway. so dont even criticize subway employees if you aren't even an employee there.
So as a consumer we aren't allowed to criticize a service we are paying for unless we also happen provide the same service for a living? Your an idiot.
I admit i do not know where the middle is haa haa sorry its hard when you're in a rush...
It is "Subway Law" that we only put 6 of each Veggie.. And a small amount of lettuce, but whatever i put a lot and all my co workers do too. It makes the Sub look better if it's stuffed. =D
One more thing I'd like to add. When I ask for olives, they give me 3-6 olives. If I ask for extra or heavy olives, they give 2-3 more. Almost everytime, I have to say can you just give me a handfull please?
ok... well.. solution for #1: it's a custom made sub, get over the proportion of the bread. #2: we're told to be stingy, ask for more if you want more. #3: keep the sub in the wrapper so you dont make a big mess. #4 again, say 'light on the mayo' or 'light on the mustard'. #5 bring your own roll of paper towls if youre a messy eater.
i work there...for each six in ch portion u r to give 3 tomatoes 3 olives 3 circles of bells 3 of onion 3 jal. and three banana peppers and one napkin...So don't complain about the workers its not our fault the corp. is stingy... Don't be a bitch ask 4 more!!! luv your sandwich artist=)...or well shit in 5 $ footlong !!!
my 10 cent = theres alot of contraversy for a subway video i would say subway is the most respectable fast food job but i have to say some people are just horible wile some are just great i mean i went and i was very clear and they fucked up my sandwich but i just said 'ima get another for my friend' so i had him make it he dident fuck it up and i gave him a tip XD
anyway my long ass coment concludes it all on the people custermer and employie
I work at subway and i hate the salad portions we are made to put on. Its 3 olives for a 6 inch, and 6 for a footlong. It looks, and makes you feel like such a jackass.
Lol this was funny. I work at Subway, but just so you know: we're only supposed to give one napkin per six inch, and two per footlong. We normally give more, and we definitely do if someone asks, but when we give a whole bunch, we find a pile on the table when the people leave. And disgustingly, a lot of people like that sauce. :( I always let the customer choose which six inch they want.
I am NO animator, have never learned how to be one, and I was 17. This isn't a professional video. I did not expect the reaction this video got. I just made it for fun.
whenever I make sandwiches while at work and a REALLY rude customer comes through the drive-thru and pisses everyone off. I will make the nastiest sandwich! I'll combine sins 3 and 4 and the sandwich just ends up being a disaster! lol But hey that's what they get for being such a jackass! Like the old saying goes, you dont mess eith people that handle your food!
My buddy Chris works at Hungry Jack's (the Australian renamed franchisee of Burger King) and the stories he tells me of difficult and rude customers amazes me!! Wow... SOME people!!! Rude, abusive, greedy, sneaky - you name it!
At another chain, I had some rude teenagers come through the drive through. They were mocking everything we said by repeating it in a retarded voice. Oh, and then we go, "you ordered this, this, and this, is that correct?" "It better be.." The customers in front and behind were even complaining about the "car full of jackass kids"
Heh. So...The one kid doing most of it wanted an extra large fruit punch. He got 95% ice in that cup. I'll bet the idiot couldn't even get a straw into there.
6 tomatos with extra lettuce, cucumber and onion all bulk the sandwich like crazy, try and close it securely so nothing falls out the back? sure but we can't break the laws of physics dude
you ask for shitloads of filing then complain cause ojne piece of tomato or lettuce comes out the back when you eat it?
that's your fault for holding the sandwich at a high angle when eating it, keep it level and eat
not to mention many customers of subway are very wasteful and do not know how to properly use a napkin. i can have a messy sandwich and use only one to two napkins. because i know how to use a napkin. basically im saying not wasting napkins by wiping junk on the middle and saying ok no room i need another. what many dont kno is subway employees are very hard working individuals. there is no such thing as a moment where the person is not working except for break, sometimes.
u will do wrong by following some of these steps. people need to understand the employees dont make the rules. the owners make some of the rules. it is mainly subway headquarters that creates rules subways must follow. and about the napkins it is because it is expensive to throw in alot of napkins for every customer. 300 people a day on average times more than two napkins a person. there is how much napkins the owners would have to buy for a days worth to please everyone.
#2 & #5 ASK for More, its YOUR Fault for NOT asking.
I don't work at Subway, but damn its Fastfood FFS, what did you expect, there is some bad service in a few stores in Fast Food chains.
For a previous poster, Subway is a "real job" they don't get Paid vacation, don't get Employee benefits, no insurance, they may seem not to be working as hard as you want them to, but you are not their boss, and I assure you, they work alot harder than those making 10K Times More in a Year.
Gee I'm getting really sick of people saying the same thing over and over. Repetitiveness is BORING.
I'm amazed that Subway employees are so obsessed with their part-time jobs that they go looking for YouTube videos about Subway... soo defensive you need to sling names around!
I'm a sandwich artist, and before beginning my career, I stumbled upon this video, and I actually found it to be helpful. I find it terribly disgusting when people squeeze on too much dressing, or don't cut right in the middle. Not does that affect enjoyment of the product, but it also alters the calorie content.
Haha wow I have way too much free time. But anyways, good video.
You know its funny because my friend was the one who showed me this video.Had it not been for her, I wouldn't have seen this,and probably wouldn't be waisting my time making these comments. I hate the food there. I didn't always hate it, but once youve been working there for over a year, you can't even taste the food anymore. Plus, having someone tell you how to make a sandwich the "proper way" when you do it every day, is kind of an insult seeing as i have never had a customer complain bout me
1) Each type of burger is already pre-made the same, with little room for error
2) Everyone already knows the health implications of eating too many burgers.
3) There is more than enough criticism about McD's already out there - a whole doco called "supersize me"
I don't think subway artists should get so riled up and defensive over one satirical little video. They have it good compared to other fast-food chains...
You're right, I am. I don't really think you understand the point a lot of your comments are trying to make.
Us Subway employees deal with people with attitudes like this on a daily basis. I know you're being satirical, but they're are rubes who do act as though they are entitled to our services.
You want light sauce, extra napkins, and a foot rub? Ask politely, and ye shall receive. Maybe not on the last one, though.
The only thing that really annoys me is when you start to order the sub and the subway artist starts making it before you finish - in the process incorrectly guessing the toppings you wanted because they were too busy making the sub to even listen to the order.
not that i generally incorrectly guess toppings, but for me anyway, it's kind of hard to remember all of your toppings when you list all of the toppings on your sandwich without giving me time to add them as you list. especially if it's been a particularly long, busy shift.
but when you pause for like, 30 seconds between listing each topping [as some people do], that's annoying as well.
What I do is ask the customer while I'm adding on the ingredients how much they want, adding a small or moderate amount of dressing, then briskly asking if they would like more.
I find the public to be terribly rude sometimes, but I do enjoy my job as a sandwich artist. The best thing to do is just see the mean people as hungry children who are throwing a tantrum. Another thing that gets me through a rough day is lightly heating cookies for myself in the toaster oven :D
you miss...truly have a good working place especially if you can find the time to ask those questions. But for the rest of us...its hell out there. I dont even have time for toilet breaks at the place i work.
glad you find my accent hilarious. And unless you only ever put lettuce in your subway and nothing else, salad is an appropriate word. Even if you ONLY put lettuce in, "salad" is appropriate
I Think Home Boy Needs To Work At Subway, Needs To See That We Follow A Formula With Our LETTUCE! That We Can Only Give 1 Napkin Per 6 Inch And 2 For A Footlong. Also When Your In A Hurry Its Hard To Cut A Sub Directly IN Half. Beeyatch
No its called just being sloppy with your work. How hard is it to determine the middle. A lot of subway employees like the make the sandwich as if it were for themselves which I hate because thats where you get the sandwiches with hell amounts of mayo and Sweet onion sauce. Then on top of that, they got the nerve to get mad when you tell them to take some off.
Right on the money! However at my local Subway they usually put on too damn much lettuce even when I say just a tiny sprinkling for flavour. Apparently I'm in the minority on the salad quantity issue.
ohk i work a subway and we are not stingy its the formula that we have to follow there is a certain about of stuff we put on a footlong and a six inch.
same with napkins for a 6inch its only 1 napkin and a footlong 2 napkins
stop eating like a dam pig and u dont need that many in the first place.
There seems to be something that unites many workers at subway in a way that does not unite workers at McDonalds or Burger King. A very defensive lot you are. I suggest you read the last few comments to see why your comment was completely redundant.
but when you have to deal with people yelling at you because you put too much/too little of something on their sandwich when you're simply following formula on a daily basis, you get that way.
i had a lady nearly cry once because i put a few too many onions on her sandwich [which i promptly took back off].
I worked in food before and I know what you mean. If they're nice about it, I always returned the favor, especially if they didn't bother me for anything else, but when they cause a commotion cause they want it for free or discount, I made it a point to make sure they didn't return, and my manager didn't care and he always sided with me. It was great!
I know what u mean. Currently working at subway, u have to follow a formula and some people just want more or almost nothing. And dealing with the attitudes isn't easy.
Hey man. Don't you think it's hilarious that many subway workers like speedy gonzales down there seem to be so isolated and obsessed with their "artistry" that they can find nothing better to do then search for subway related videos on the internet to bitch about in their SPARE time. Yikes. What lives do these people lead. We have tapped into a wild embittered world here :)
hey fellow attacked-video-maker, I think the bitching reveals insecurities in the radical-subway-loyalists. 'Cos they're Sooo defensive! I don't see McDonalds' workers firing up like this!
yeah :-) I do agree... Bob forbid that anyone attack Subway! but I also find all these attacks frustrating. The first few times were okay, but I've only so much patience, and it is wearing thin!
Btw, Happy New Year fellow Australian-attacked-video-maker
ummm ok i work at subway and the veggies we dont put alot because we have to follow the formula or we get in trouble and if the sandwich look nasty as you are complaining with to much sauce is because we do what the customers want so dont bring up the bullshit'
and for the napkins we suppose to give 2 for a footlong and 1 for an 6 inch asshole
Enough with the repetition. You think I don't know that there's a formula? only a 100 other people who work at subway have ALREADY said EVERYTHING that you just said, making YOUR comment COMPLETELY redundant. This video wasn't made to attack anyone, it was just supposed to be funny. As I've stated many times already, I GO TO SUBWAY. And I like Subway.
Yeah right its just a bit weird that some people there dont go by that formula ive been in subways alot and sometimes u get like lets say 10 cucumber slices and 5 jalapenos next time u visit subways and theres another guy working u may get like 3 cucumbers lined up maybe 2 jalapenos and btw dont u allways put the dressing urself after the customer chooses his dressing you not ask how much they want...ffs
i totally agree with u on the standard formula part! i try to make the sandwiches neat but sometimes customers ask for extras on everything including the dressings it made it so hard to wrap the sandwich! makes me even wonder how they manage to fit that damn thing into their mouth!
Hmm do y'all work at a Subway too? Well I might be pointing out the obvious but a Subway sandwhich consists of (using the BMT footlong for example) 6 slices of pepperoni, 6 of salami, 4 of ham, 4 triangles of cheese, a reasonable amount of lettuce, 6 tomatoes, 6 cucumbers, 8 pickles (I know, I know), 6 bellpepper, 6 onions, 8 olives (I usaully put alot more), 8 banana peppers, 8 jalapenoes.
The worst sin of all is when they don't do the zig-zag when putting on ranch or honey-mustard so that half the bites are full of sauce and the other half are dry
Most subway customers are dumb and I could spit in their sandwich without them even noticing. People seem to have a hard time looking at the menu and knowing what Subway has and doesnt have.
One more think, the thing that Subway employees dread the most in the first few months of working is wrapping the sub, it can be a pain in the ass, and I will apologize in advance. We are also supposed to only give 2 napkins for a sandwich, unless the person in clearly sharing, more napkins will be given upon request.
By the way, the bread doesn't really count as long as we give you the right portions of everything else, as long as you don't get less than 5 inches, don't be mad; we don't have rulers.
Yeah, subway is awesome, I even work there. Let me give you a few customer tips, because I have almost pimp slapped some customers for saying stupid things. 6 tomatoes, hefty lettuce, 8 pickles, 6 cucumbers, and a good amount of everything also. sauces need 3 strings, and more will be given at request. All meat is counted when applying: here are portions (footlongs) turkey: 6 turkey, ham: 8 ham, Spicy: 10 salami and 10 pepperoni, blt 8 bacon, club 2 turkey, 1 ham, 2 roast beef... no more room.
Ok half those things you have to talk to corporate about...we sandwhich artists have no control over what is recommended on a sub we are to give you 6 tomatos 6 cucs 6 pickles 6 slices green peppers 6 olives and and ounce of onions and 1.5 oz of lettuce we could get fired or written up if we dont follow those rules and also the napkin...we give one for a 6" and 2 for a footlong...the rest you will just have to deal with buddy!!!
i understand, i understand. there have been many comments such as yours posted on this page. The thing is, this video isn't attacking anyone, it's just supposed to be humorous!
I work at Subway and honestly it pisses me the fuck off that you say we're being stingy with the vegetables and then when we do put more on you get pissed off because the sandwich is over-flowing. Oh, and FYI, there's a certain amount of vegetables/meat/cheese we're supposed to put on, it's even on a chart right by the veggies.
UnderoathNeedsAaron 1 year ago
i work at subway at SIN 2 ur told not to put alot of salad on :P and SIN 5 we are only allowed to give 2 napkins per customer unless they wany more :P
JamesHetfieldIsGod 1 year ago
Really?
You know you can ask for more "salad"
And what do you mean about wrapping the sub securely. Your illustration showed just a sub with no wrapper. Thats not their fault you're sloppy and don't know how to hold a sub
LHK101 1 year ago
I work at subway and everything is done by a formula. If you request more vegetables or napkins or anything like that we give you them at the one I work at.
sharkyandmywheel 1 year ago
Yea, ask for more and I give a fuckin fistful so you shut up.
coolyking 1 year ago
i love how the customers cmoplain about having stingy salad then when we put more on they complain it messy. like wtf srsly
joshman94 1 year ago
this was majorly not funny this sucked hairy man ass
hahaka3 2 years ago
@ JaqueChance:
It is true that the majority of the workers tend to be part time working teenagers. But your explanation that they are just teens so they aren't experts with "halves" makes little sense.
If they are old enough to get a job then they should be old enough to know their geometry.
I think the main problem with uneven cutting is probably because they rush or they are being rushed.
PseudoChat 2 years ago
i dont agree with #4....i think they put TOO LITTLE sauce
COCONUTB00BS 2 years ago
CUNT
retardedeskimo 2 years ago
Lol ahha this is funny in a weird kind of way
Dezzalenko86 2 years ago
1. majority of its employees are teens. dont expect perfection when it comes to "halves"
2. Its corporate porportions.
3. MAJORITY OF ITS EMPLOYEES ARE TEENS. DON'T EXPECT PERFECTION PERIOD.
4. the lids corporate supplies to us are difficult to squeeze without everything exploding. we usually apologize anyways good grief.
5. 1 for 6-inch, 2 for footlong. CORPORATE PORPORTIONS. if you ask for more, they usually give you about 6 more napkins just to get you to leave them alone. take a hint lameass
JaqueChance 2 years ago
lol this is funny. i work at subway and im sure ive done at least all 5 sins once... sorry :|
supermacentire2 2 years ago
THE FIVE MORTAL SINS OF A SUBWAY CUSTOMER
1.) Bringing your whole family in. Cook a meal buddy, pizza pops or something .. fuck
2.) Deciding for 5 minutes while I have shit to do .. hurry the fuck up already
3.) Dont bitch because we don't have Italian Herbs and Cheese bread. Everybody loves that shit man its gunna run out eventually, fuck off
4.) Dont call and order, its fucking subway you lazy prick it takes 2 minutes to get through the line
5.) Dont come in 10 minutes before close, dick
Markeh1337 2 years ago 9
hehe wel said, i work in subway too..i know wat u r saying !!
mustansirmusa 2 years ago
so true man haha
Markeh1337 2 years ago
@Markeh1337
too true, i short customers at every corner i can if they come in at the last 10 minutes.
Kronicskeet 1 year ago
@Kronicskeet
Me too bro. Also anyone who is cranky with me or who does a huge order. Pricks think it is an easy job, I dont know about you other Subway guys but my Subway is absoloute hell lol. I work alone every closing shift. No help,extremely busy. bosses are fuckin dicks
Markeh1337 1 year ago
none of these have ever happened to me, i don't know why it's even a big deal lol
Leogriffen 2 years ago
What a cunt.
TAWDIGITAL 2 years ago
Pure trumpet cunt!
lukich1014 2 years ago
the sixth sin is when they don't cut the sandwich in half all the way so you have to tear it apart
p3n0rgriffin 2 years ago
I cut it wrong on purpose to piss you dicks off ;)
Markeh1337 2 years ago 2
FYI: #1 I agree with, but when the line is out the door please ask nicely for the other end. #2 Did you know there are only supposed to be 3 olives on a six inch? We do have guideline to follow, you can always ask for more. #3 Remember a too-tightly wrapped sub is just as unappealing as a loosely wrapped one. #4 The sauce bottles are tricky, and when you ask for a lot, your gonna get a lot of sauce. #5 Rule is 1 napkin per 6in and 2 napkins per 12in... if all else fails, just dont come to subway
darkni2009 2 years ago
LMAO!
Heartagramerz 2 years ago
If you're serious, that sucks. So i'll give them a little more slack.
liarslayer 2 years ago
Life's are on sale. Get one.
bakesta 2 years ago 5
interesting how it is done in america... tipping at subway, weird lol... in australia workers get paid wages and don't need tips... don't really tip anywhere here lol
Sikosm 2 years ago
LOL this is funny...number 1...you put the cheese on wrong...should go on top of bun and only 2 passes of sauce
DebiNga 2 years ago
lol nice one man, I hate when it fucking falls out of the sandwich, annoying as hell... even if there's like just a bit of dust in the sandwich it falls out!
GeorgeyBoy13 2 years ago
i work at a subway and honestly your a fucking faggot for making this video. you got no life and you dont even work at a subway. so dont even criticize subway employees if you aren't even an employee there.
GoTxGraPeZ 2 years ago
one word: blocked!
Sikosm 2 years ago
So as a consumer we aren't allowed to criticize a service we are paying for unless we also happen provide the same service for a living? Your an idiot.
chefprotoss 2 years ago
LOl I'm a Sandwich Artist! YAY!
I admit i do not know where the middle is haa haa sorry its hard when you're in a rush...
It is "Subway Law" that we only put 6 of each Veggie.. And a small amount of lettuce, but whatever i put a lot and all my co workers do too. It makes the Sub look better if it's stuffed. =D
star1rafaela 2 years ago
:-) cool lol
Sikosm 2 years ago
Sin 6 - not when they cut it in half, but when they slice it to get the filling in, sheeze,
spillerjuice 2 years ago
One more thing I'd like to add. When I ask for olives, they give me 3-6 olives. If I ask for extra or heavy olives, they give 2-3 more. Almost everytime, I have to say can you just give me a handfull please?
liarslayer 2 years ago
il have u no i work at subway n ur just a dik lol this is so stupid ur vid is shit u cant even dra a sandwich u musnt have a life narges said lol
sadisticmind49 2 years ago
Quite frankly I don't give a shit what you think. I made this video over 2 years ago, and I loved subway then and I love subway now.
Sikosm 2 years ago
Don't worry about them Sikosm. I think it's funny, because all that is true. I'm tired of eating 4 in sandwhiches. LOL. You did good.
liarslayer 2 years ago
lol thanks, but yeah i do like subway, but it can be annoying when stuff like that happens. still i made this video ages ago lol.... haha so over it
Sikosm 2 years ago
I think you might want to repeat that in English, bro.
Sc0tt1 2 years ago
wow, you would have to be a freak tyo make a video like this
zfonz 2 years ago
ok... well.. solution for #1: it's a custom made sub, get over the proportion of the bread. #2: we're told to be stingy, ask for more if you want more. #3: keep the sub in the wrapper so you dont make a big mess. #4 again, say 'light on the mayo' or 'light on the mustard'. #5 bring your own roll of paper towls if youre a messy eater.
serene91 2 years ago
There are 350+ comments on here. I suggest that if you read them, you will find that everything you said has already been said. Contribution = Zilch.
This video was not an attack on subway. It was made in jest.
Sikosm 2 years ago
i work there...for each six in ch portion u r to give 3 tomatoes 3 olives 3 circles of bells 3 of onion 3 jal. and three banana peppers and one napkin...So don't complain about the workers its not our fault the corp. is stingy... Don't be a bitch ask 4 more!!! luv your sandwich artist=)...or well shit in 5 $ footlong !!!
sarahmarie1450 2 years ago
number 4!
jameshoward013 2 years ago
I second number 2!
MuslimaticMuslimah 2 years ago
i used to work at subway it sucked
23thedoom 2 years ago
my 10 cent = theres alot of contraversy for a subway video i would say subway is the most respectable fast food job but i have to say some people are just horible wile some are just great i mean i went and i was very clear and they fucked up my sandwich but i just said 'ima get another for my friend' so i had him make it he dident fuck it up and i gave him a tip XD
anyway my long ass coment concludes it all on the people custermer and employie
'treat others as youed like to be treated' XD
Vostro2510 2 years ago
I like the soggy mess.
Theinvisibleunknown 2 years ago
Hey faggot, you forgot the biggest fucking sin and that is the abandonment of the u-cut. Get it right!
ChrisSSocal 2 years ago
i like how subway smells inside
jayjay8018 2 years ago 3
amen. im goin tomorrow, anybody want anything lol
CarrotHead34 2 years ago
I work at subway and i hate the salad portions we are made to put on. Its 3 olives for a 6 inch, and 6 for a footlong. It looks, and makes you feel like such a jackass.
Always ask for more!
ashmoors 2 years ago 2
Lol this was funny. I work at Subway, but just so you know: we're only supposed to give one napkin per six inch, and two per footlong. We normally give more, and we definitely do if someone asks, but when we give a whole bunch, we find a pile on the table when the people leave. And disgustingly, a lot of people like that sauce. :( I always let the customer choose which six inch they want.
motorizedlove 2 years ago
haha lol
maisymouser 2 years ago
these are so true and funny
i love ur animations!!!!!
niladis 2 years ago
thanks :-)
Sikosm 2 years ago
This was a low budget video.....
Danielgnik 2 years ago
Sorry to disappoint you.
I am NO animator, have never learned how to be one, and I was 17. This isn't a professional video. I did not expect the reaction this video got. I just made it for fun.
Sikosm 2 years ago
whenever I make sandwiches while at work and a REALLY rude customer comes through the drive-thru and pisses everyone off. I will make the nastiest sandwich! I'll combine sins 3 and 4 and the sandwich just ends up being a disaster! lol But hey that's what they get for being such a jackass! Like the old saying goes, you dont mess eith people that handle your food!
PolkaDottedLuv 2 years ago
Yeah I agree. Total support for ya.
My buddy Chris works at Hungry Jack's (the Australian renamed franchisee of Burger King) and the stories he tells me of difficult and rude customers amazes me!! Wow... SOME people!!! Rude, abusive, greedy, sneaky - you name it!
Sikosm 2 years ago
At another chain, I had some rude teenagers come through the drive through. They were mocking everything we said by repeating it in a retarded voice. Oh, and then we go, "you ordered this, this, and this, is that correct?" "It better be.." The customers in front and behind were even complaining about the "car full of jackass kids"
Heh. So...The one kid doing most of it wanted an extra large fruit punch. He got 95% ice in that cup. I'll bet the idiot couldn't even get a straw into there.
Syrenova 2 years ago
heh heh. totally deserved
Sikosm 2 years ago
number 3 is tough if you have the works
6 tomatos with extra lettuce, cucumber and onion all bulk the sandwich like crazy, try and close it securely so nothing falls out the back? sure but we can't break the laws of physics dude
you ask for shitloads of filing then complain cause ojne piece of tomato or lettuce comes out the back when you eat it?
that's your fault for holding the sandwich at a high angle when eating it, keep it level and eat
johnaiton 2 years ago
not to mention many customers of subway are very wasteful and do not know how to properly use a napkin. i can have a messy sandwich and use only one to two napkins. because i know how to use a napkin. basically im saying not wasting napkins by wiping junk on the middle and saying ok no room i need another. what many dont kno is subway employees are very hard working individuals. there is no such thing as a moment where the person is not working except for break, sometimes.
XclassicXrokerX 2 years ago 3
u will do wrong by following some of these steps. people need to understand the employees dont make the rules. the owners make some of the rules. it is mainly subway headquarters that creates rules subways must follow. and about the napkins it is because it is expensive to throw in alot of napkins for every customer. 300 people a day on average times more than two napkins a person. there is how much napkins the owners would have to buy for a days worth to please everyone.
XclassicXrokerX 2 years ago
#2 & #5 ASK for More, its YOUR Fault for NOT asking.
I don't work at Subway, but damn its Fastfood FFS, what did you expect, there is some bad service in a few stores in Fast Food chains.
For a previous poster, Subway is a "real job" they don't get Paid vacation, don't get Employee benefits, no insurance, they may seem not to be working as hard as you want them to, but you are not their boss, and I assure you, they work alot harder than those making 10K Times More in a Year.
Killerqunz 2 years ago
youv clearly went to a shit subway because the on i work at is completely fine.
asshole
connoroldroyd 2 years ago
Gee I'm getting really sick of people saying the same thing over and over. Repetitiveness is BORING.
I'm amazed that Subway employees are so obsessed with their part-time jobs that they go looking for YouTube videos about Subway... soo defensive you need to sling names around!
Sikosm 2 years ago
actually man, subway has a great promotion and pay rise scheme.
It's not a part time job when your skill is recognized and you're a manager in 6-12 months
there's nothing wrong with taking pride in your job if it's challenging
johnaiton 2 years ago
lol yeah! I love how people get so worked up over this!
I thought it was quite funny and true! :D
PolkaDottedLuv 2 years ago
cool video, very funny animations. i enjoy subway a lot.
hungryhippo2 2 years ago
YES, READ THE BOOK OF SUBS!!!! HUMP the book of subs, just HUMP IT!!!! These sins are worth being crucified for! The lord Jared wills it to be so!
Zackthesubhumper 2 years ago
what the beep
skaterDave122 2 years ago
By the way the stingy people are corporate suits that are not in the store. Misdirected anger only gets you bad service.
johnsumners 2 years ago 2
Cursing at the "sandwich artist" should only anger them. try being polite.
johnsumners 2 years ago
why dont u guys go get real jobs
fucking sandwich artists lmao
iceonfire666 2 years ago
Because the people commenting on this video are most likely teenagers who work at subway, so they cant get a "real job".
Dumbass.
kcarruthers2007 2 years ago
we put less veggies or works as it becomes difficult for use to close the sandwhich
sagoorbest 2 years ago
Oh, and other sandwich artists, stop being so defensive! It's a video on youtube. Get over it.
Miss Buchanan XOXO
missXbuchanan 2 years ago
I'm a sandwich artist, and before beginning my career, I stumbled upon this video, and I actually found it to be helpful. I find it terribly disgusting when people squeeze on too much dressing, or don't cut right in the middle. Not does that affect enjoyment of the product, but it also alters the calorie content.
Haha wow I have way too much free time. But anyways, good video.
Miss Buchanan XOXO
missXbuchanan 2 years ago 3
Thanks for this comment :-)
Out of all the comments, you're the first person to say something like that!
Sikosm 2 years ago
You're welcome! Thanks for posting, I'll keep an eye out for more of your videos :D
Miss Buchanan XOXO
missXbuchanan 2 years ago
the only 1 i agree with is sin 3
xgoldensunshinex 2 years ago
ok fair enough
Sikosm 2 years ago
You know its funny because my friend was the one who showed me this video.Had it not been for her, I wouldn't have seen this,and probably wouldn't be waisting my time making these comments. I hate the food there. I didn't always hate it, but once youve been working there for over a year, you can't even taste the food anymore. Plus, having someone tell you how to make a sandwich the "proper way" when you do it every day, is kind of an insult seeing as i have never had a customer complain bout me
sweetslaya68 2 years ago
Yeah, but im pretty certain someone hasn't posted a video for mcdonalds employees telling them about the 5 mortal sins when making a hamburger......
sweetslaya68 2 years ago
Because it isn't necessary in their case:
1) Each type of burger is already pre-made the same, with little room for error
2) Everyone already knows the health implications of eating too many burgers.
3) There is more than enough criticism about McD's already out there - a whole doco called "supersize me"
I don't think subway artists should get so riled up and defensive over one satirical little video. They have it good compared to other fast-food chains...
and plus, i like subway anyway
Sikosm 2 years ago
I'm sandwich artist, too... and yeah, sometimes it's right... but its really hard to find the middle :P
DerSedy 2 years ago
Fuck all of you guys. I work at Subway and its assholes like you that make me want to drop your sandwich and drool in it when your not working.
sweetslaya68 2 years ago
Even McDonald's staff don't seem to be as aggressive and defensive, and they probably have more reason to be...
Sikosm 2 years ago
Or just stay home and make your own fucking sandwich.
Joszuaprocess 2 years ago
sheesh, someone's feeling bitter!!
Sikosm 2 years ago
You're right, I am. I don't really think you understand the point a lot of your comments are trying to make.
Us Subway employees deal with people with attitudes like this on a daily basis. I know you're being satirical, but they're are rubes who do act as though they are entitled to our services.
You want light sauce, extra napkins, and a foot rub? Ask politely, and ye shall receive. Maybe not on the last one, though.
Joszuaprocess 2 years ago
The only thing that really annoys me is when you start to order the sub and the subway artist starts making it before you finish - in the process incorrectly guessing the toppings you wanted because they were too busy making the sub to even listen to the order.
Sikosm 2 years ago
not that i generally incorrectly guess toppings, but for me anyway, it's kind of hard to remember all of your toppings when you list all of the toppings on your sandwich without giving me time to add them as you list. especially if it's been a particularly long, busy shift.
but when you pause for like, 30 seconds between listing each topping [as some people do], that's annoying as well.
omgitsbecki 2 years ago
What I do is ask the customer while I'm adding on the ingredients how much they want, adding a small or moderate amount of dressing, then briskly asking if they would like more.
I find the public to be terribly rude sometimes, but I do enjoy my job as a sandwich artist. The best thing to do is just see the mean people as hungry children who are throwing a tantrum. Another thing that gets me through a rough day is lightly heating cookies for myself in the toaster oven :D
Miss Buchanan XOXO
missXbuchanan 2 years ago 4
I don't think anyone can deny that subway cookies are the best. I was just eating some yesterday.
Sikosm 2 years ago
Haha, you don't follow the 3-swipe rule? =P
mistressmandy4589 2 years ago
lol what's the 3-swipe rule?
Sikosm 2 years ago
It's where you put 3 thin swipes of whatever dressing the customer asks for. LOL.
mistressmandy4589 2 years ago
ah, yes. the three swipe rule.
although even following the thee swipe rule, people are still sometimes like "um... that's too much, can you scrape some of that off?".
omgitsbecki 2 years ago
Then simply be all "O shure. You gots it." then squirt a little more in there ;D
Just do diagonal drizzles, and do the swipes ONLY when the manager's looking.
JaqueChance 2 years ago
you miss...truly have a good working place especially if you can find the time to ask those questions. But for the rest of us...its hell out there. I dont even have time for toilet breaks at the place i work.
remix311 2 years ago
your accent fucking rules
TimetoXD 2 years ago
Have u heard of asking for light sauce and xtra napkins? geeez
itsbcuzirock 2 years ago
Mmmm, yum yum. What the beep?
DizzyedUpGirl 2 years ago
I thought it was going to be kind of lame until I heard your hilarious accent. Then you called the lettuce "salad". HA!
crazylegoman 2 years ago
glad you find my accent hilarious. And unless you only ever put lettuce in your subway and nothing else, salad is an appropriate word. Even if you ONLY put lettuce in, "salad" is appropriate
Sikosm 2 years ago
then go back to eat at Macdonalds.
mimihardbear 3 years ago
Sorry, don't like macdonalds
Sikosm 2 years ago
oh thank you!!!
mimihardbear 3 years ago
baah i always get the extra mayonase!!
toymachinedennis777 3 years ago
kinda funny
choklaterox 3 years ago
I Think Home Boy Needs To Work At Subway, Needs To See That We Follow A Formula With Our LETTUCE! That We Can Only Give 1 Napkin Per 6 Inch And 2 For A Footlong. Also When Your In A Hurry Its Hard To Cut A Sub Directly IN Half. Beeyatch
happylilemoboi 3 years ago
its 2 for a 6" also 2 napkins for a 12"
tatosta2 3 years ago
No its called just being sloppy with your work. How hard is it to determine the middle. A lot of subway employees like the make the sandwich as if it were for themselves which I hate because thats where you get the sandwiches with hell amounts of mayo and Sweet onion sauce. Then on top of that, they got the nerve to get mad when you tell them to take some off.
BloodxGusher 2 years ago
true, the sandwich artist can't help it.. nobody makes everything perfect though..
miiigoreng 2 years ago
true but fairly boring video, funny farting noise at 1:58
elpekardo 3 years ago
you forgot *being light on the meat and cheese*. ( another bread factor i guess)
CanadaEh1969 3 years ago
being light on the meat and cheese isn't their fault. Theres a certain about you have to put on. I'm a Sanwich Artist (:
TaraHalliday 3 years ago
Im an "ex" sanwich artist as of last weed lol and thats deff true. we were treatened our paychecks if we put too much lol
meganolivia77 3 years ago
Right on the money! However at my local Subway they usually put on too damn much lettuce even when I say just a tiny sprinkling for flavour. Apparently I'm in the minority on the salad quantity issue.
bagelboi66 3 years ago
what the crap
marbenx 3 years ago
ohk i work a subway and we are not stingy its the formula that we have to follow there is a certain about of stuff we put on a footlong and a six inch.
same with napkins for a 6inch its only 1 napkin and a footlong 2 napkins
stop eating like a dam pig and u dont need that many in the first place.
AznBlondie 3 years ago
There seems to be something that unites many workers at subway in a way that does not unite workers at McDonalds or Burger King. A very defensive lot you are. I suggest you read the last few comments to see why your comment was completely redundant.
Sikosm 3 years ago
true
RayDogg1622 3 years ago
yeah, we are kind of defensive, aren't we?
but when you have to deal with people yelling at you because you put too much/too little of something on their sandwich when you're simply following formula on a daily basis, you get that way.
i had a lady nearly cry once because i put a few too many onions on her sandwich [which i promptly took back off].
omgitsbecki 2 years ago
I worked in food before and I know what you mean. If they're nice about it, I always returned the favor, especially if they didn't bother me for anything else, but when they cause a commotion cause they want it for free or discount, I made it a point to make sure they didn't return, and my manager didn't care and he always sided with me. It was great!
GallicGun 2 years ago
I know what u mean. Currently working at subway, u have to follow a formula and some people just want more or almost nothing. And dealing with the attitudes isn't easy.
HiV3R 2 years ago
i agree. i get so sick of ppl coming in screaming at me and i DONT MAKE THE RULES. shit if i could id give you the whole damn pack of napkins! lol
meganolivia77 3 years ago
Hey man. Don't you think it's hilarious that many subway workers like speedy gonzales down there seem to be so isolated and obsessed with their "artistry" that they can find nothing better to do then search for subway related videos on the internet to bitch about in their SPARE time. Yikes. What lives do these people lead. We have tapped into a wild embittered world here :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
hey fellow attacked-video-maker, I think the bitching reveals insecurities in the radical-subway-loyalists. 'Cos they're Sooo defensive! I don't see McDonalds' workers firing up like this!
Sikosm 3 years ago
I just still find it so hilarious. It's like we've attacked a sacred group of monks or something with no sense of humour :)
DrLemur 3 years ago
yeah :-) I do agree... Bob forbid that anyone attack Subway! but I also find all these attacks frustrating. The first few times were okay, but I've only so much patience, and it is wearing thin!
Btw, Happy New Year fellow Australian-attacked-video-maker
Sikosm 3 years ago
retarted
RayDogg1622 3 years ago
ya true true true
RayDogg1622 3 years ago
I don't think u will find McDonalds workers bitching on a Subway videos.Maybe u should go check a McDonals video and then talk.
HiV3R 2 years ago
ummm ok i work at subway and the veggies we dont put alot because we have to follow the formula or we get in trouble and if the sandwich look nasty as you are complaining with to much sauce is because we do what the customers want so dont bring up the bullshit'
and for the napkins we suppose to give 2 for a footlong and 1 for an 6 inch asshole
aleehgonzalez 3 years ago
Enough with the repetition. You think I don't know that there's a formula? only a 100 other people who work at subway have ALREADY said EVERYTHING that you just said, making YOUR comment COMPLETELY redundant. This video wasn't made to attack anyone, it was just supposed to be funny. As I've stated many times already, I GO TO SUBWAY. And I like Subway.
Asshole
Sikosm 3 years ago
Yeah right its just a bit weird that some people there dont go by that formula ive been in subways alot and sometimes u get like lets say 10 cucumber slices and 5 jalapenos next time u visit subways and theres another guy working u may get like 3 cucumbers lined up maybe 2 jalapenos and btw dont u allways put the dressing urself after the customer chooses his dressing you not ask how much they want...ffs
ShiroKreuz 3 years ago
There is a coorporate standard formula on making these damn sanwiches if ou as a customer add all them extras dont complain about a messy sandwich
hotmartian 3 years ago
i totally agree with u on the standard formula part! i try to make the sandwiches neat but sometimes customers ask for extras on everything including the dressings it made it so hard to wrap the sandwich! makes me even wonder how they manage to fit that damn thing into their mouth!
coolaseva 3 years ago
Hmm do y'all work at a Subway too? Well I might be pointing out the obvious but a Subway sandwhich consists of (using the BMT footlong for example) 6 slices of pepperoni, 6 of salami, 4 of ham, 4 triangles of cheese, a reasonable amount of lettuce, 6 tomatoes, 6 cucumbers, 8 pickles (I know, I know), 6 bellpepper, 6 onions, 8 olives (I usaully put alot more), 8 banana peppers, 8 jalapenoes.
benjaminjvargas 3 years ago
ok i work at Subway and i'm deff guilty of doing some of the "Subway Sins."
But I try to make the subs perfect, but it's always so busy (its on a college campus).
Kneel549 3 years ago
Don't worry, im sure people understand - as you said: it's on a college campus! :-)
Sikosm 3 years ago
i fail at no.3 so badly seeing as i started yesterday
randomjoe333333 3 years ago
you'll get better with practise, i'm sure
Sikosm 3 years ago
Yeah, I don't like the part when they're stingy with the tissues. But I bring tissue most of the time, so it doesnt bother me much.
galiciadba 3 years ago
The worst sin of all is when they don't do the zig-zag when putting on ranch or honey-mustard so that half the bites are full of sauce and the other half are dry
Mephistony 3 years ago
at last a different one! haha, i haven't heard this one before, but it certainly makes sense! :-)
Sikosm 3 years ago
Do you have down syndrome?
FindtheSausage 3 years ago
who? what? Me? no i don't.
But i probably shouldn't have dignified that with an answer...
Sikosm 3 years ago
Most subway customers are dumb and I could spit in their sandwich without them even noticing. People seem to have a hard time looking at the menu and knowing what Subway has and doesnt have.
Seanr37 3 years ago
One more think, the thing that Subway employees dread the most in the first few months of working is wrapping the sub, it can be a pain in the ass, and I will apologize in advance. We are also supposed to only give 2 napkins for a sandwich, unless the person in clearly sharing, more napkins will be given upon request.
tehnoobslife 3 years ago
By the way, the bread doesn't really count as long as we give you the right portions of everything else, as long as you don't get less than 5 inches, don't be mad; we don't have rulers.
tehnoobslife 3 years ago
Yeah, subway is awesome, I even work there. Let me give you a few customer tips, because I have almost pimp slapped some customers for saying stupid things. 6 tomatoes, hefty lettuce, 8 pickles, 6 cucumbers, and a good amount of everything also. sauces need 3 strings, and more will be given at request. All meat is counted when applying: here are portions (footlongs) turkey: 6 turkey, ham: 8 ham, Spicy: 10 salami and 10 pepperoni, blt 8 bacon, club 2 turkey, 1 ham, 2 roast beef... no more room.
tehnoobslife 3 years ago
no offense but a subway sandwich is bigger than most guy's cocks.
RoyalQueenNai 3 years ago
lol, are you talking 6" subs or 12" subs? or both?
Sikosm 3 years ago
any!
RoyalQueenNai 3 years ago
We are only supposed to have a certain amount of toppings on sandwiches(I know it's bullshit). And we always try to generally cut it in the middle.
glaceauu 3 years ago
go to fucking Australia
they know how to make Subs in Brisbane, thats 4 sure
RammsteinDevote 3 years ago
I live in fucking Australia. and i fucking love it here.
Sikosm 3 years ago
I love the first one!
Contrastv2 3 years ago
Ok half those things you have to talk to corporate about...we sandwhich artists have no control over what is recommended on a sub we are to give you 6 tomatos 6 cucs 6 pickles 6 slices green peppers 6 olives and and ounce of onions and 1.5 oz of lettuce we could get fired or written up if we dont follow those rules and also the napkin...we give one for a 6" and 2 for a footlong...the rest you will just have to deal with buddy!!!
assikkin 3 years ago
i understand, i understand. there have been many comments such as yours posted on this page. The thing is, this video isn't attacking anyone, it's just supposed to be humorous!
Sikosm 3 years ago
yeah i know...people just think its all us...but its not...sorry for making it seem like i was mad but I wasn't...sorry....
assikkin 3 years ago
that's ok, i understand. well, maybe not because i don't work at subway. but anyway, it's all ok. just make sure u cut in the middle ok?? lol
Sikosm 3 years ago
You made me laugh, cheers. Love your voice. x
franrandom 3 years ago
thanks :-)
Sikosm 3 years ago
THANK YOU! omg.. they always put on so much MAYONAISE!
Skooz88 3 years ago
aww, let's hope they get it right at least once!
Sikosm 3 years ago
you're completely right man
WORMED3 3 years ago
Subway sucks, doorsteps is better.
ianstewartstill 3 years ago
WTF is doorsteps?
JonO387 3 years ago
what a looser
ianstewartstill 3 years ago
its fat that you actually took the time out of your life to make this video its a fuckin sandwich get the fuck over it
KatieKiscool 3 years ago
??? :-/ ??? *crazy person alert??* :-/
Sikosm 3 years ago