Why do you waste your time by putting on all this makeup and such and not write or have someone write a decent script for you? I feel bad that you don't realize that this is not even slightly funny and you look like an idiot. Hands down the worst crap on YouTube. Get a job you're not gonna make it. You perpetuate stupidity you stupid asshole.
Hmm... Well, if I choose the third choice, that means that the first and second choice are both lies, which would eliminated the third choice also, which means that they are all lies.
@EtanMeyler no they are not all lies, if you choose the third it means that it's a lie that he ONLY did ONE of them,piss or shit :P not that he did both. don't get too cocky
Grampa Sam's figured out what Cortez, Ponce deLeon and all the other Spanish Conquistadors couldn't...ever-lasting life. -Fig...fucking...Newtons-! :D Brandy and cigars couldn't hurt either ;)
@justfreakinold HI KING HUMAN, I RECOGNIZE U MAN
gix500 1 year ago
nice mask xD
TommyDDD 1 year ago
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!
TheTruth2life 1 year ago
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Why do you waste your time by putting on all this makeup and such and not write or have someone write a decent script for you? I feel bad that you don't realize that this is not even slightly funny and you look like an idiot. Hands down the worst crap on YouTube. Get a job you're not gonna make it. You perpetuate stupidity you stupid asshole.
rogaineuk 2 years ago
how can u guys tell its a mask? it looks soo real
comedybreak 2 years ago
noob ...
oacmiuew 2 years ago
@comedybreak then listen to his voice, thats kinghumans voice, or atleast the way he speaks
gix500 1 year ago
lol
Dun204 3 years ago
Wow its Jean Luc Pickard's dad. Say 'make it so' or 'engage No 1' go on pls......
flagulationnation 3 years ago
whoa new camera!!! soo much better
1IDannyI1 3 years ago 4
Hmm... Well, if I choose the third choice, that means that the first and second choice are both lies, which would eliminated the third choice also, which means that they are all lies.
Thanks to me for actually having and IQ
EtanMeyler 3 years ago
@EtanMeyler no they are not all lies, if you choose the third it means that it's a lie that he ONLY did ONE of them,piss or shit :P not that he did both. don't get too cocky
nogravity60 2 years ago
pretty damn good teeth for an old man
plaguemann 3 years ago
ha listen im an old man im gonna die soon idc wats true
sportsfreak7194 3 years ago
Hey Gramps,
You neither shit nor pissed your pants.
You're arm is asleep, thats why you can't feel that you're sitting on your thumb and it made you cum on yourself.
It happens....... when you get old.
Chuichupachichi 3 years ago
you did both, no doubt
ThugLifeSoldiers 3 years ago
That Brandi with the cigah sounds like a hot shicksa.
lazyperfectionist1 3 years ago
wow your camera looks so good!
nunurox 3 years ago
OMG! Both, of cause!
1x3tzght 3 years ago
Both is definitely correct xD
AeonofOblivion 3 years ago
Yep, Both..!
Ya gotta love grampa Sam.
sakahowdah 3 years ago
BOTH!!!
TheAnnoyingSwede 3 years ago
You funny old Jew, you
MassZombicide 3 years ago
Grampa Sam's figured out what Cortez, Ponce deLeon and all the other Spanish Conquistadors couldn't...ever-lasting life. -Fig...fucking...Newtons-! :D Brandy and cigars couldn't hurt either ;)
SumoSushiHAI 3 years ago
your not dead yet???....lol
loadbrecht 3 years ago
BOTH
quakertownjackass 3 years ago
both
CHINGYCENT505 3 years ago
just freakin old
quakertownjackass 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahha
potatoboy221 3 years ago
Get back to telling JOKES! The punkass kids at work need a laugh. Pooping in your pants is NOT funny. Every time I do it nobody laughs.
945511338 3 years ago
lol!
iloveyousomuchkissxx 3 years ago
i like farts lol
skarcrow1991 3 years ago