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  • wow... That commercial made me so sad....

  • "I just woke up.. I had a shit.. then checked my email, then had another shit.. *passing and looking at the dog taking a dump* .. nnow the dogs having a shit... so faaar its a shitty daaay.." - by Mordeth.

    Seriously man.. I gonna sue you for making me insanely laugh which is damaging my brain. ^_^

  • "Hey everybody! Aaaa its aaa b sss hiehe, its a b! Its a Bus.. its a B B Biiird! Its umm.. aaaa its sunday morning!" - by Mordeth.

    LOOOOOOL WTFFFFFFF, I Laughed I cried I died...!

  • Usually when people write lol they actually arent laughing out loud but i genuinely did at the end about the obese people having babies.

  • Lol cuz he was so well hung awesome.

  • morthdeth... thank you for the insurance commercial. that shit is deep!

  • I understand how different you react on this. & yeh, i agree with you on the falling in love thing, of course it takes time.

  • So... Would you recommend not knowing the baby's gender till it's born? Think it would be more exciting that way? I'm serious, would that make it more of like, a surprise?

  • @Jehosh27 Of course it would. Many parents tell the doctor that they don't want to know the sex for that same reason....they want it to be more of a surprise.

  • @13mordeth Heh... I dunno if I'd be able to wait that long to find out. I'm kinda impatient that way. Still, That's one way to make it more Surprising. Would you have done that if you could go back and do it again? Just let yourself be surprised?

  • it is a miracle. because instead of there being a billion babies born every day, there's a billion things that could have gone wrong with him. it's a miracle you have a healthy baby and a healthy wife. people take that for granted

  • good job cleaning up after your pets... Shit and run!

  • lmaooooooooooooooo cause he's so well hung...

  • that was nice, I can just imagine jade being born then u walking up to him seconds old and screaming 'YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT' :)

  • why are you driving through a landfill? ...or just a really ghetto neighborhood

  • whats with the DOGS!!

  • I actually think this is one of the best M13 videos. True story.

  • You remind me so much of my dad . . . he was just telling me that the day your child is born is pretty bittersweet. For my dad especially, considering the mother's uterus collapsed and she was near death on the operating table. I'm pretty sure that's closer to the worst day of his life, rather than the best.

  • Plus the running around doing chores for the lazy-ass nurses, the staying up all night, the being alone all day (man, we were all over the place that day that no one could keep him company, or the mother's, since the hospitals there are absolute shit and don't let the father in) . . . everything equals to the most stressful day of his life. And then my brother and I at home, completely alone. It was rather sad the past few days despite a single baby being born.

  • i know what you mean. but im sure you don't feel that way anymore.

  • Fuck, i don`t know why, but i`m the same way, get tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat watching Cars and shit like that... And would probably react the same way when i sometime in the future see my son for the first time.

  • mulan

  • i understand what you are saying and i agree with you

  • You cant compare a baby to a dog? x

  • you wouldn't be saying that if your wife miscarried a bunch of times before a healthy child came.

  • One day, when your son is a teenager with problems, he will watch this and then kill himself.

  • thats how babys are with me! if i try being cute and babish with them they cry and push me away but when i like seriously talk with them like literally have a conversation with them they actually laugh and nod as if they understand what im talking about! i find that soooo cool and cute! but kinda funny cuz everybody thinks im weird for having a conversation with a 1 year old xD but its okay! hahaha its fun talking to him! xD

  • some people say its the best day of their life to have a baby because just sometimes those people can have 3-4 miscarriages on the day of delivering. It happened to my teacher once in high school. Not arguing with you or anything.

  • "could be a dog, a cat, a horse, then u get a baby and your like YES I GOTTA BABY!" lmao

  • the thai inceurence vids you talked about super sad man :[

  • You want to be clever so badly. I'm sorry.

  • wtf dude funniest add ever youtube.com/watch?v=3ZNIAP53Vn­g

  • at least he doesnt have a vagina and a dick :0

  • i dont get it :S the dogs just followed your car for ages

    surely they would eventually get hit? i am very confused lol

  • you're so sincere... I like that :D

  • errrr.... Pirates Of The Caribean! (i think thats disney....)

  • Just shut up!!!!...................

  • LOL @ the end

  • Oh shit@!

  • random question.. what motivated you to move to Taiwan?

  • lol did you see the dog..? hes like hey what are you watching!! im just taking my morning dumb!

  • Well, your baby is almost a year old now...hope that you've fallen in love with your child by now.

  • Meh.....he can't even talk. He's kinda like a monkey.....except less active.

  • lmao!

  • @13mordeth I like your videos a lot and this is a serious question, and please don't take it the wrong way. But, why do you hate your wife so much?

  • @wildchld97 lol wait till he is 2-3 ,

  • lol the end is great

  • I agree. Love DOES take time.

  • i viewed this video for two times (second time was to comment the commercial recommended by m13) so i rated it twice :P

  • wtf?? That commercial's not that touchy. It didnt make me cry. Still, it's a good commercial. I think it's inspired by the movie "save the last dance".

  • I cracked up when you started talking about obese people LOL!!@

  • that vid is fucking sssaaaaaddd the life insurance one

  • haha here is your baby horse what!!!! haha

  • LMFAO!! xD I saw that on TV too!! The women who never noticed they were pregnant until they're going to give birth. xD They were like "Holy crap, wtf!?" xDD it's awesome...

  • No, baby itself is not a surprise. What should be a surprise and source of happiness is the fact, that your wife and your baby spent the fucking difficult 36 hours of their lives, and stayed alive, and stayed healthy (more or less). When you are giving birth, I mean, during the process, it is not so obvious that you'll stay alive and your baby will. So, when it is over, you are happy, and the people who care for you and the baby are also happy. Just that it is over. Thats all.

  • fuck me man nutin ever makes me want to cry but that ad did that shits deep i mean fuck me thats sad

  • 0:25 to 0:36 lmfao hahahahaha

  • uhhh its sunday moring i woke up had a shit checked my e-mails then had another shit now that dogs haveing a shit XD and you actuily record itXD

  • spot on vid good sir, well done

  • ok i shed a tear at that commercial. imagine if that was you and that happened to you. that was freaking sad.

  • i would lol if a woman actually gave birth to a horse

  • damn that comercial was DEEP, i like felt emotions during it, like real human emotion, DEEPNESS....WOAH

  • where do you live?

  • Okay I quickly stopped laughing after I watched that commercial... Jesus Christ.

  • Haha, holy shit I fucking laughed hysterically when the dog started taking a shit. "so far it's been a shitty day"

  • Movies don't keep up well with the times and the hosp. crew is stuck in them as well. Birth should be calm for everyone, The excitement is for when there is a problem and that's not good at all. You are normal.

  • the only suprise u would get is if it turns out to be a puppy id be like :D

  • Haha I had a crap and then i checked my emails then i had another crap and now this dog is having a crap...... Its a good day everything is done

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  • vasectomies are a miracle IMO

  • whats your baby's name?

  • YES!! i got a human baby !! xD

  • What a relief! At last a reasoneable, realistic but loving human! I'm sure that most of us would admit there's a big truth in what he's saying.

  • that insurace ad was fucked up for sure. thats very emotional shit

  • i love how the dog took a shit when you said shit

  • that's why u should use ultra-sound on ur un-born babies

  • Lol, 'oh i love THIS baby so much!'

  • The baby didn't ride out on a motorbike?

    Lol!

  • You now have an heir. That's no big deal?

    Also need to point out, the bond with the parents begins (we'll in your case the child's bond) prior to being born.

    How you are indifferent about having a healthy child is beyond me.

    Just my thoughts

  • Oy, shaddup, you. He's a father, I'm sure he's fully aware of what it means to be a parent. From what I've seen, he's an intelligent man with a good head on his shoulders.

    His expectations aren't way high up there like some people. He knows what's coming, so he wasn't terribly surprised when out pops a baby boy.

    Next time you decide to be butthurt, try not to be a moron.

  • i know my sister died an 2 hours after she was born it was so sad to know it was the last time we we going to ever hold her she was so beautiful

  • so well hung haha

  • Youre sorta like the Master Cheif! we never get to see youre face... hopefully its not like V From v for vandeta where you have a BURNT face! lol

  • Maybe he just has another helmet under his helmet kind of like Master Chief.

    When was your son born?

  • That comircial was crazy

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  • do you have your helmet on in the car? how do you hold the camera with your head?

  • Where do you live? Taiwan? Just wondering....

  • My father told me after i borned,i cried 3 days non stop.He said ''i was actually thought of giving u back to hospital.'' xD

  • youur grammer is hilarious

  • yours too, and btw: its spelled grammar

  • hahaha nice

  • was that song i heard at the beginning eurodancer by dj mangoo?

    i love that song :D

  • So far it is a shitty day... Nice one. Really.

  • I<3 ur videos...so funny...even funnier the dog taking a shit...congrats on ur son. I am envious...I watched ur Ipswich video by just browsing and my b/f...whom I met on xbox live...3 years ago lives in ipswich. In March 08 I went to move there but got booted right back out for no visa, and I am a fucking idiot, said I was moving there...yep...sent back...still haven't been with him yet. :( Sigh...thx though...I still got to see some parts of Ipswich he hasn't really shown me. -Melissa

  • just expecting my 3rd any day and im glad i dont feel the same way as you. how else do you expect to feel when your so self obsorbed.like your vids though

  • I'm hardly self obsessed. I research all medicines and chemicals before my son uses them. I went out and bought a water purifier today for him. Everything about my life...is now.....for him. My videos....are what they are.....because they do well and there's no point changing something that works.

  • @13mordeth if you dont introduce dangerous chemicals in small amounts the baby might not develop immunity to those substances.

  • @lauris15151 you idiot fu** you m13 dont do intruduce your baby to chemicals its unhellthiy ok it could die if you intruduce your baby to chemicals

  • @aiden999999999 dude no need to attack me. imagine living in perfect world with no chemicals introduced to u, then u have to go to dirty world where food is full of chemicals and everything is full of bacteria, u no what would happen to u? your imuno system would brake down and u would dye if u r lucky u could adapt but u would be having a lot of heath issues, when i was small kid my parent would let me eat dirt etc.. now i dont have any problems with health not even a cold in about 7 years.

  • @lauris15151 anyways he knows best how to grow up his kid.

  • i totally agree with you mordeth!

    love your videos!

    5*

  • 3:05 omg laughed so hard

  • your videos makes me laugh, it's that funny listening to you xD

  • hahaha "unless you're a baby expert, which i'm not!"

  • "They get pregnant and don't notice it"? No menstruation for 9 months, and no idea of what is going on? Some young girl who just became fertile, maybe... Weird!

  • The boy will soon understand your babble, then he will pretty fast reply, and after a jiffy he will produce surprising an smart answers.

    And then I bet you will understand what you "made". Been there, got the t-shirt.

    I'm also a white married to a Chinese (PRC) and we have a baby girl.

  • That commercial is a little over the top man! Now i gotta to look at some porn to cheer me up.

  • i agree with you

  • i LOVE your videos.

    you're very intelligent and like, humble.

  • best video ever.

  • Dude your awesome lol obese people can't tell if they are pregnant. They probably can cause of kciking or small pain shocks or whatever. Im male so i don't have a clue what happens. The reason why i watched this video is cause of the farcry 2 review cause i got it with my new graphics card. And nice bike aswell. In the description you say it like its a cool little action figure (the baby) like if you do that, the thing does this. Its still human life... But i get your logic.

  • I woke up, had a shit, had another shit, now the dogs having a shit.

    Lmao!

  • Man you're awesome.

    "he was so well hung" lol

  • your sons gonna grow up, watch this, and hate you for the rest of your life.

  • @lolzomghardcore

    Or thank his dad for raising him his whole life! mabybe his child will thank him for being realistic and honest instead of passing off bullshit Carlton Card sayings as sage advise and wisdom.

  • Here's an easy one for you: Bambi.

  • Please understand, there are millions of people that cannot have kids!

  • I think thats irrelevant.

    Whats your point?

  • If you are unable to understand my point, we will just leave it at that buddy!

  • Well, I understand my point, but how does that have anything to do with the people that are going through the child birth crap? They can obviously have babies, and yet they freak out like it's some kind of surprise, so could you please explain how what you said was relevant?

  • and there are billions of people who can. The inability to have a baby is more miraculous than the ability to have one, is what I think he's getting at.

  • Ingrate!

  • whaos? first time i see you in a car?

  • He almost sounds like Louis CK.....

    Hmm.....

    :)

  • mordeth got confined to the SWIFT... unlucky mate, but at least you've got a son? you dont seem to hyped about it :P

  • omg best 1 minute of a mordeth movie ever!

  • I have to disagree with you. Even if I knew I was having a baby for 9 months, just seeing something that I know that is part of me would hit me hard.

    Love at first sight thing though? Totally agree with you on that.

  • ROFL where do you live? What country or state

  • Chung-Li, Taiwan.

  • Taiwan

  • You are making good videos yeah, but yes as others I would like to see the face behind the recordings...

  • Don't show your face Mordeth13. No need for that. Best to keep anonymous.

  • I just had a shit! lol

  • w/e its kinda cool

  • is this the first video that you've done in a car.?

  • just wondering. why dont you show your face

  • i sent him a message saying the same thing. he just replied "no reason"

  • He doesn't show his face because he doesn't want the local women to find out who he is and chase him everywhere!

  • Lmao awesome ending

  • Your awesome... I watched the entire thing.

  • you sound just like one of my friend. Why don't you ever show a video of yourself :)

  • With all these hazard-obstacle-dogs I'm amazed you can get anywhere in your car.

  • lol at the fat poeple thing

  • hehehe can you imagine? morbidly obese so much so that you just fukn have a baby and you're suprised because you were thinking your stomach ache was from the dorito/chimichanga/pickle/ice cream mix you had a couple hours earlier

  • "its a shitty day" lmao

  • Mordeth love the funny opening of this video... everyone is sh**ing... but what is with all the garbage along the side of the road? is this Taoyuan or Taichung?

  • TARZAN!!!

    when his "father" dies.... D:

  • What the.... Do you have a fluffy dashboard?

  • the other 99 out of a hundred times isn't love, its indigestion! LOL

  • DAmn, Those commercials are good, well produced and really makes you feel.

  • so much shit lol

  • i know what your talking about

  • Where the hell do you live?

  • I felt exactly the same when my doughter was born, I was thinking, should I be more emotional

  • do u live in thailand or..?

  • he's in taiwan.

  • omg!!! I loved his thoughts! it made me laugh.. and it made sense too. very clever. props.

  • yup now dogs having a shit hahaha

  • All this talk of people's "personals" is just YT drama crap and I can't be bothered with it. I enjoyed watching the Pigslop debacle but I keep out of such things because I have a life away from YT and I just watch a few subscriptions whilst having dinner.

    Thus I care not for drama and nobody is going to force me into it.

  • If you find out about any online transactions someone makes this has little effect on their life unless you act in a criminal manner.

    Even so, you do not have to act criminally to get your own fingers burned, and being a snooper, harrassing people and making threats, this kind of bullying is a cyber crime that although not necessarily covered by specific regional laws, it is still something that does not need to be tolerated either by the victims or those who supply the means to the offender.

  • As it goes, I do not enjoy debating on YT because it is too random and I think it brings out the ugliest in people here. It certainly does with me, as in the case here where I ridiculed you when you initially reacted badly and offensively.

    Another reason I do not like debate here is unlike forums one cannot edit a posting in the moments just after sending, if you saw you made a mistake or something.

  • Well, one of my later posts WAS a mistake because I wrote a load of stuff that I wasn't necessarily intending to say but I accidentally clicked on the button and there was nothing I could do. This was the post with a reference to spanking if you saw it.

    You may not believe this, but I never intended to say that, I just wrote a load of stuff to go over after before posting.

    Suddenly the situation is made worse where in any other place one can just edit quickly.

  • Ok comments are open again but I sent the rest via PM.

    Mordeth doesn't need this crap on his videos.

  • lol, awesome

  • If u still don't understand that yours baby's born is miracle,that's means dude you are baby,yes yes you are still baby...U gonna say why,coz u should be a happy that your baby okey,have not any problems,and u have to say thanks to God that u have a son,and if u think that something happing everyday that's not miracle that so stupid bro,everything in this world is miracle.

  • If you die tarkanaka that will be a miracle...atleast thats my view.

  • brilliant i agree 100%

  • Congradz as well :)

  • lol ur hilarious 5 stars. lol YAY A HUMAN BABY!

  • You dont belong in a car man..

  • As in I should be on a bike? Or as in you think I drive badly?

  • Your a good driver, just all your vids its wierd to see you in a car..You should be on a bike.

  • Now, THAT's a suprise LOL

  • I know what you mean about the birth of your baby. My grandson I grew to love as he grew. He makes us laugh, we make him laugh, when he's sad, we try to cheer him up, etc. The birth process I'm glad it went well, because if you think about it, there are many things that can go wrong with the pregnancy, the birth process, in the delivery room- that is really scary & can cause either the mom and/or child to die or become disabled. But when all goes well, it is a blessing. And you are blessed. :)

  • Yeah, I think it's more relief you feel when the baby is born rather than surprise. And if you love someone at first sight, you're just foolin yourself.

  • do you have a fluffy dashboard

  • I think what people mean with their kids birth being their 'greatest moment of their lives' is after years of loving your child, lookin back at that moment... callin it the greatest moment of your live.

    people talkin crap bout some kinda mirical feeling at that moment just want attention or make it magical or whatever I think..

    Or are just caught into the whole 'it has to be your greatest moment' thingy what 'society' kinda forces on some

    (hope you understand what I mean, bad at english ^^)