Modern Trinity version of the Holy Bible

[TerrenceTheodore]

You're a VERY brave guy...have you not read Jesus' words..."I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak" (Matthew 12:36).

[azsuperman01]

@TerrenceTheodore It takes just as much bravery to ignore the threats from Jesus as it does to ignore the threats from Santa. I'm not concerned that I may one day end up with a lump of coal in my stocking either.

[TerrenceTheodore]

@azsuperman01 No sir...you know that's not true! Santa didn't make promises to slay his enemies and then cast them into an eternal state of torment for not bowing to his sovereignty. You're choosing to pick a fight with someone you can't win, and you think that by ignoring the situation the fight won't occur. What are you doing, man? I'm scared for you!!

[azsuperman01]

@TerrenceTheodore So you think the claim becomes more valid if the threat for not believing it is more sever? You should be Muslim, the Hell their book describes is much worse than the Hell described by the Bible.

(The severity of the threat for not believing a claim is irrelevent until the validity of the claim can be substantiated.)

[Npixelvd]

In Jesus' life, it was revealed that in one God, there are three beings working together. The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Christians only give a description to it as the Holy Trinity. The Father is the source of everything, Jesus is the word of the Father, and the Holy Spirit is the Helper to the Christians. But Christians accepted that human knowledge is very limited to understand completely how God works. Accept and be humble that you cannot know everything.

[LanteanKnight]

Haha you're hilarious dude :D

How do you keep such a straight face? :P

It's unbelievable Christians don't see the contradiction themselves...

[johnnythesailorman]

gods pizza shop should be called two guys and a ghost

[MCP2012]

LMFGDAO! Keep on keepin' on!!

[warrioroneultimate7]

Stop making me laugh.

End of convo mate.

[warrioroneultimate7]

The bible is confusing for the guy in the video is because he is a NON-BELIEVER !

[Redcaster916]

@warrioroneultimate7 what you fail to acknowledge that the Bible is nothing more than a false explonation of God by closed minded humans who you'd call BELIEVERS. I'm not an atheist because I know God (personaly) and can tell you that the Bible is false from A-Z. There's no hell and we're not on this planet to PRAISE anybody or anything. Going to church won't do you any good because that's man made for the sole purpose of controling pesents like you.

[Redcaster916]

@warrioroneultimate7 Like I said earlier, look up Dr. Brian Weiss, read some of his books on people experiences with God, he'll show you how wrong your Christian ways are. Than look up Abraham Hicks and Bashar, learn about them listen to their wisdom and keep an OPEN MIND. In Christianity FEAR is the leading force and you can't be farther away from God than that. Atheists are simply searching and there's nothing wrong with that.

[sislau]

This is hilarious (as sacrilegious as it is :P). I am WAY Christian, but do not believe in the Trinity for all these verses stated and more. I believe the Three are three separate, individual and real beings, able to communicate with us today, giving us instruction, inspiration, revelation, etc., TODAY (not just thousands of years ago in reference). Thanks for the vid, Shawn. Good laugh ;)

[xxLovelyGarnetxx]

Your ignorance is very entertaining, azsuperman1. This is not 'courtesy.' This is you obviously insulting and mocking the Christian faith. If you're not Christian, don't even bother trying to be 'courteous' in trying translate anything from the Bible if you don't believe in it. You know you're wrong.

[lilmak71]

ridiculous vid...try doing something else for a change...

[ItisDoom]

Jesus is the SON of God.

I'm catholic btw.

[Redcaster916]

I'm Atheist nor am I religious in any way but you have it so wrong. I'd suggest looking up Abraham Hicks and Bashar, do a resarch on them and tell me what you think.

[VegasSkateCulture]

@Redcaster916

Abraham hicks is good shit, My aunt won the lottery with their books.

[52blades]

Why don't you actually go to the early Christian creeds and give us the proper definition of the Trinity before ridiculing it? The Trinity teaches that God is three distinct persons in one eturnal being. Not one person in three persons, not three beings in one person (both of which would be logical contradictions). Nothing you said here even comes close to addressing the doctrine.

[azsuperman01]

@52blades Please define "person" and define "being."

[same2010usa]

INVITATION to the Christians who have PHD in Mathematics only

Your god yasou3 can not solve this problem? Can you resolve it for him?

Data according to your church

God (G) =1, Father (F) = God, Son(S) =God, Holy Spirit (H) =God

From the above data please

Prove that F+S+H= one G>>>equation one

Prove that F, S, H are not equal>> equation two

Prove that F X S X H = one G not G^3 (Cubic G) >. Equation three

NOTES:

[same2010usa]

NOTES:

1)Graduate of Madbouly library are allowed to share us >> Dr Simple mouth and similar.

2)The first question is a complete question, the 2nd question is a complete question, the 3rd question is a complete question, and they are NOT 3 complete questions but one complete question. >. Do not tell me you do not understand , I do not understand either, but it is the Trinity theory, Even god can not understand it

[Yuratchka]

God is not a trinity, God is one.

[ctjamie38]

I'm with Crimsy, this could prove to be hours of entertainment.

[NotRlyMatthew]

Ha! I lvoe the Jesus's baptism argument. I, at one time, didn' knwo that Christ, God, and the Holy Spirit were considered the same thing. When my atheist friend told me this I then argued that they couldn't beleive that because God has spoken to jesus many times, beleiving that would be a contradiction. My Aethiest friend reminded me that we were talking abou people who beleived in talking bushes and witches.

Maybe Jesus just hade MPD?

[raindigoraindigo]

When u r writing a new bible...Uuuuu satan..

[Crimsy]

You really should translate the whole bible that way. I'd read it! ^_^

[Munkybran]

I'd even become a christian! It's not like I'd really have to believe it, I'd just have to do good things to impress my fellow church members so they can stroke my ego and make me feel like a wonderful person.

[chocolatelover627]

wow god has no life! xD!!!

[EverASurprise]

Haha

Yeah, the Trinity is false.

[VegasSkateCulture]

@EverASurprise

no its not, you just don't like it.

[xxsupermandoxx]

good one

[cow3221]

lol, this is great.

[Anxagoras]

As for Jesus crying out to his Father, he was fulfilling the Prohpecy in Pslams 22

[quebec10000]

Anxagoras; Ps. 22;1 My god........Thi verse is not a Messianic for this reason. The cry is contrary to Ps.46;1 God is our refuge....God was not a refuge or present to help Jesus on the cross,What was the point of crying when he knew it would go unanswered?Since the divine need no salvation.

Also since there is no original manuscript of any book in the bible how do you know that it was not writte after the facts? Thank you Yvan

[Anxagoras]

And for other works like Plato the republic the original manuscripts exist?, or was it a copy of a copy of a copy?

[quebec10000]

Anxgoras; As for Jesus....Ps.22;1 Use present tense verbs,could not be reffering to Jesus,he was speaking of himself. also Psalm 22;2 I cry.....in the daytime......and the night contradicts Isa. 42;2 He shall not cry...also Jesus did not cry all day and all night.(has in Ps.22;2)

Ps. 22;16 They pierced (Note pass tense) my hands and feet,Nowhere in the gospel does it say that.All these prophesies do not pertain to Jesus they are false. A prophecies is about the future not pass or present.

[almuhajir007]

lol. yeah veru funny,,

Anyway this is the 1st time i watch an interesting video about the bible verses..

though its quite funny when we try to understand what the commentor trying to deliver..

[gondorking86]

:-) Wow, that's funny...

LOL

[olliegibbons]

"Damn I'm good!" Oh Jesus, you do make me laugh sometimes.

[LOAD777]

Note:When Jesus says "my God, my God why have you forsaken me?" he is quoting psalms 22:1 not yelling at himself!?! Back in those days,teachers of the word would say the first sentence of the psalm they were quoting the people would then go and study the psalm... So God is not arguing with himself but rather showing people that he fufilled the prophecy...

Atheists talk about being "rational", so why arent you being rational?

[azsuperman01]

LOAD777 - How am I being irrational?

[pedroac]

LOAD777,

The last words of Jesus (3 versions) aren't rational. I don't think you know what rational means. And you didn't understand the point:

1. Jesus is God;

2. Jesus yelled: «my God, my God why have you forsaken me?»

[subscriber13bitch]

god=god jesus=sonofgod kthnxbail2pnub

[ANZACJugger0]

Paul invented the Trinity to convert the Romans it was only at some confrence at constantinople that it was adopted as doctrine the middle east decided they didnt like it and were largely Arian Catholics than Roman Catholics. and LOL nice clip

[artdecoco]

O what a strike was this where in greatest atheists would grant a fatality, for indeed men cannot consider the same without acknowledging a divine hand and something above ordinary means and causes, where all did thus meet together in a solemn try'st to accomplish that peoples ruin

[artdecoco]

I think your just a little too far removed from that first century. What hath befallen those people may it not be an astonishment to the world in all succeeding ages? A stroke that has put them in a more sad condition than any nation, or people we ever yet heard of.

[punnet2]

The further humanity gets away from the first century, the better.

Apparently you're still stuck in it.

[artdecoco]

Not funny. Not truth. Not anything but fooling ignorance of the word. I guess you are blinded. But wait, there is still hope for you. Stay in the word and as time passes so will the foolishness of your youth.

Peace

[azsuperman01]

artdecoco - If I have made any errors, please correct me instead of simply stating that I'm wrong... It's simple to shout from the sidelines and say I'm mistaken, but it takes real knowledge of the Bible to get in and try to show me how I'm mistaken.

[Eiketsu3000]

He'll just state that you have to let the holy spirit in

[artdecoco]

I didnt said it dat away

[artdecoco]

Though the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit are one God, one Substance / one Essence, equal in eternality, glory and incomprehensibility, They are nevertheless three distinct (not absolutely equal) Persons. They are not three Fathers or three Sons or three Holy Spirits.

[artdecoco]

The Son is begotten of the Father; the Father is not begotten of the Son. The Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father; the Father does not proceed from the Holy Spirit. The authority of the Son and of the Holy Spirit comes from the Father. The Son and the Holy Spirit do the will of the Father. Therefore the three Persons, though unfathomably One God, are not absolutely equal in Person, office, work or authority.

[azsuperman01]

artdecoco - So God is not equal to himself?

[azsuperman01]

artdecoco - How can three "distinct persons" be "one substance," or "one essence?" That makes absolutely no sense.

[byorp]

Have you ever asked a theologian? It is easy to make (stupid) jokes instead, sorry.

[azsuperman01]

byorp - I've asked many a theologian... However they usually simply refer to the trinity as a "mystery" which we must take "on faith."

[punnet2]

theologians have been tussling over this ever since the idea got floated.

Needless to say, noone has it figured out.

[Eiketsu3000]

The father, the son, and the holy ghost are gods. But they are not each other, just like you and I are persons but we're not each other

[azsuperman01]

Eiketsu3000 - A polytheistic view... most Christians shun that approach. They don't like to admit they are worshipping three Gods.

[Eiketsu3000]

I do admit, unless of course you have a counter argument

[azsuperman01]

Eiketsu3000 - The polytheistic Christian view, one of worshipping multiple Gods, is easier to rationalize, but it still has problems - such as when Jesus says those who have seen me have seen the father... that doesn't make any sense if they're two different beings.

[Eiketsu3000]

Jesus also said that none can see the father unless through me. So perhaps in your verse he meant that in order to see the father you have to see me

PS: when are you going to make another video?, can you make one about old biblical laws?

[azsuperman01]

Been busy lately... but I should have another video out tomorrow.

[Eiketsu3000]

I would really like a video regarding the old testament laws and your counter-arguments regarding the apologetic response about it

[azsuperman01]

Thanks for the idea, I'll add it to my list... I've got A LOT of questions videos planned.

[VereNocturna]

hahaha.. that was damn good... I couldn't stop laughing!

[Badprop7]

You should expect to take some flak over this one. Maybe if god was real he could "strike you down" Yeah like that's gonna happen!

[azsuperman01]

Oh yeah... My wife saw this one and said, "You're gonna get hate mail!"

[Guffguy]

And also you mentioned how god is three-in-one. Thus those three spirits, although they are one, may not think EXACTLY alike. They all play different roles in our lives, whose to say they cant be a little different in personality. Thus when one talks or prays to another, it's not like they were talking to an exact clone, just to a different part of themselves. Yikes, the trinity is boggling.

[Guffguy]

I'm not gonna lie, I was laughing through that whole thing. I know what you were doing was a complete mockery, but just to do some brief commenting on what you said. We can't forget that God is omnipresent. He can be in two places at once and still be God. He can be in the sky, getting baptised, and flying with the birds all at the same time.

[Laimtoe]

Lol... You're an interesting character.