Let's Play Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (Part 5)

[kono84]

Some of these comments didn't make me happy. :\

[Superfalconman2]

I think you're cooler than AVGN tim!

[playstationGODofWAR3]

This was before Tim was IN THE BATHROOM and he had to get some more toilet pa

[felas0975]

avgn is cool as you dude

[molonlave2010]

You missed another pork chop, it's that block right above the door at 1:55

[Magsche]

AVGN? He aight.

[MonsterDany]

Internet discussions are so funny. What´s the point? Anyway, I didn´t knew you watched AVGN, that´s awesome!

[WheelChairchief]

AVGN RULES!

[xZomBatx]

just out of curiosity, will you ever lp the 1st castlevania?

[TTBRedux]

These guys below me went on forever!

[kyrieeleison1]

Yeah... but it was fun. It's not everyday I get into a debate with a 50 year old virgin.

[Winnersdonthavecows]

@TTBRedux Agreed, I just discovered this lp earlier this morning.

FYI, there are several Names you can enter in the beginning to begin the game as one of the side characters.

Look it up for yourself(ves) & have fun.

[Mullenfreek]

I CANNOT FUCKING BEAT THIS LEVEL FOR THE LIFE OF ME. Im not using any cheap emulators and that crap with savestates, im playing it on the real NES. and this fucking level, made me throw the controller about 15 times.

[CelesChere694]

The boss kinda reminds me of Volvagia in Zelda II.

[TheThenThis]

If you want to be as "cool" as the AVGN, then just over cuss, and drink that nasty Rolling Rock beer he drinks. (I think that's what he drinks...) Anyway, what brand of cigarettes did you used to smoke? I saw on your profile that you were a smoker... I used to smoke Camel filters.

[NintendoCapriSun]

Well I started with Winston and finished on Basic.

[TheThenThis]

Hehe. Winston. I know a guy who still smokes those, and Basic... Yeah, I had a pack, or two, of those in my day. Anyway, good that you quit, man.

[Magnetrode]

@TheThenThis avgn really is annoying in the way he cusses every 5 seconds, i'm not offended by those words, theres just a time and place to use them.

[kucikastadas53]

ALOT TOUGHER

[TheNintendoMaster03]

Good job on those dragons. Always hated those guys.

[empoleon9999]

Why are you insulting his skill on a retro game? I'd like to see you play one, and this is a let's play, not a let's be perfect. No offence,  but you're a poser.

[kyrieeleison1]

poser? hahahahahaha.

Oh...to be 40 years old, living in my parents' basement and still spelling words wrongs. *sigh*

That's what I love about the internet. He had my comments removed b/c he's offended by the truth. Oh don't worry. He'll get over it and eventually, he'll realize I'm right. And, when he graduates from...Trade School/Apprentiship (whatever it's called) or to an N64 or even Wii and PS3, he'll look back and laugh too.

And don't worry Mr. unempoleyeable, you'll be fine.

[NintendoCapriSun]

I didn't have the comments removed, I can see them clear as crystal, along with the -12 and -16 ratings they have. Which is probably why they "appear" to have been removed. It's pretty bad when you can't even see your own comments 'cause they've been downrated that far.

I guess to be impressive, I should practice 18 hours a day, but the only way I could do that would be to be unemployed. But oops! That would make me a loser too. I guess it's a lose-lose then, isn't it.

[Tiars666tiamat]

Just shut up you immature attention whore

[kyrieeleison1]

I'm trying to understand what you meant here.

[empoleon9999]

Complex structures? You mean the porn you're watching in your basement with your parents?

[kyrieeleison1]

yeah. you got me. hahaha.

[jaqez]

kyrieeleison1

Yeah in the Internet even pathetic people like you can come yelling out loud without getting a punch in the face like in the normal life :D

[kyrieeleison1]

And, you speaking from the insane asylum from playing this game is going to make you and all the other 40 year old virgins better. Carry on.

The game is 20+ years old built on early 90's technology and running on an 8 bit system. You're the one who's pathetic.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

Haha. What the fuck are you talking about. That didn't make any sense.

[kyrieeleison1]

Yeah, the same way you've punched and destroyed your controller b/c you still can't beat a 20+ year old game?...in normal life?

hahahahahaha. Lighten up...and move out of your parents basement.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

You really are a weird one. Are you dreaming all the time, because you talk doesn't make any sense. And come on, reading your comments here, I'm not the one who should lighen up :D. Really.. :D

You seem to have genuine problems with yourself. It doesn't help to show off and yell that all the people who watch nes videos are idiots.

[kyrieeleison1]

Jac,

I suggest you read what you wrote just once...perhaps twice or maybe a third. See, I'm talking on a higher plane than you. You're the one who's confused. I ended that game many times...in the 90's; which probably makes YOU about 30 years old at the time.

Intellectual humor...I know, it's complicated to understand sometimes but I'm sure you'll grow up eventually and figure it out...when you turn 60.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

I think you just said the funniest comment i've ever read. Intellectual.. Hahahaha. Oh my good. You really think you're intellectual. I would guess that all who reads you comments thinks you are the most biased little brat that one has ever seen. This is just nice. I get a good laugh every time I read one of your: "You must be 40 years old, living in the basement". Come on, I wan't to hear the next "wisdom". But man.. You're are not intellectual in any ways..I'm sorry. :D

[kyrieeleison1]

Well, I'm not 40 and I'm definitely not 50 like you. And, I'm definitely not obsessing over a 20+ year old game either. Nevertheless, I doubt you understood anything anyway but carry on.

Oh by the way, whether you realize it or not, you may just be paying my salary and you don't know it; so...if you really feel like laughing, I can assure you, the jokes on you.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

So someone pays for being a jackass on youtube. I doubt. Let's sum it a bit: I can't beat this game, and yet I'm obsessed with it. I'm 50 years old and 40 year old virgin. I've punched and destroyed my controller. I'm the one who is confused. Yet I can't understand your intellectual humour before I turn 60. See the sarcasm? Wait.. I doubt you will.

[kyrieeleison1]

Well,

aside from your lack moving forward in your life, you hit it pretty close to the mark. I'm glad we finally agree.

hahahahaha.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

:D Where do you see someone agreeing with you? Really, answer me? In your dreamland, maybe? You're exactly like 10 year old. You just say random thing after another, and you really must be THAT dumb to believe them. How you can be alive, with that low IQ. I'm not joking at all. I'm positive that you're the one living in your parents basement, trying to get rich in the Internet. Good luck with your unique mission. Hahahahahha!!

[kyrieeleison1]

No. I'm here to annoy you. My dream land is a reality; at your expense of course. And, the funny thing is...I can sit at my desk at work and get paid to do that or I can take the day off and still get paid the same way. What's even more hilarious? You're probably paying my salary. It's not a matter of where I'm living, it's how I'm living that matters.

The nice thing? I'm having more fun that you are...it's unique mission and a fun one. As for having a low IQ...if you only knew.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

Yeah we know. Everyone in the youtube, no everyone in the internet is paying your salary *taps in the forehead*. Hope you get enough money to move from the basement soon. But don't say, I know you live like king, doesn't all who get paid from the internet or pyramid scams. You know, I bet we're all jealous of you. Have fun with your dreams. Say hello to mama.

[kyrieeleison1]

I KNOW you're jealous of me especially since I haven't seen what a basement looks like in quite a few years but you seem to be pretty well acquainted to one. You keep taping your forehead and eventually your English will improve along the way.

Oh, and I will say "hello" to my "mama" as you put it. She'll want to know who I've been annoying on the internet lately.

[jaqez]

Yeah we're all jealous of you. The whole Internet is, just like we're all paying your salary *taps in the forehead*. I believe you don't live in the basement, really *taps in the forehead again*.

By the way, if your mother wants to know something like that, she must pretty crazy. *looks at your comments*. You know what they say, crazy mother, crazy child. You should really go out, you know. The world is bigger than your basement. But try to behave, or you'll get a punch in the face in no time.

[kyrieeleison1]

jaqez or is it jackass?

You can threaten me all you want and you just keep taping your forehead...eventually, some divine "intelligence" will come to you.

As for a basement, you should know all about basements. Where I live, we don't need basements to hide in and I know you're jealous. What are you gonna do huh? Threaten me with you 20 year old NES controller?

[jaqez]

kyrieeleison1

I'm not threating you. You are just being a idioit, and if you'll continue like that in real life, you'll surely get a punch in the face. And not by me, idiot. Use your brains, oh, wait...

"jaqez or is it jackass?"

That was the best you got in a week of thinking in the basement? If you were trying to be funny, you failed miserably. Why don't you just shut up and go get some fresh air. The basement is too small for living, you have allready started dreaming stuff.

[jaqez]

@kyrieeleison1

I can see you're speechless, talking that same trash no one cared the first place :D. If I were to see you somewhere, I would feel sorry for you. You'd really love to get a punch in the face, because someone would give you attention, even for a second.

[jaqez]

kyrieeleison1

Oh my.. that's so funny...:S. Come on, that nes controller thing you've told 10 times isn't funny. I got your money thing is something to be expected from 5 year old. Writing hahahaha after a lousy joke doesn't make it better either. You're not worth the time, bye.

[kyrieeleison1]

JackASS,

Apparently, I am. Otherwise, you wouldn't be responding. That's the humor about all of this. I can tell the same joke 10 times and get a different response from you (or in this case, a different rise out of you). Yes, you say, "bye bye" and go back to your NES and try to get pass that level once more and I'll be here surfing the internet, maybe do some long division, sing a few lines of the Star Spangle Banner.

hahahahaha

[0616251]

@NintendoCapriSun wow man never thought you of all people could be a badass way to go timmy :D

[pamscookiejar]

if you don't like what you see than why watch? what does that say about your time?

please don't spam someone who deserves better.

[pamscookiejar]

I made a plea for you not to be cruel or spam people--especially not on NintendoCapriSun's page--and you call me fat. wow.

[kyrieeleison1]

I...didn't call you...fat. Unless of course....

you really are.