Chloe "Accessories"

[kirbykidsmith]

OMG THE SONG?

[aikoishot]

Wow O_o is that really her?

[Evcre16]

Simply Angelic, Opulent, and AUSTINtatious. Muah. Can't wait to see Chloe at the "Clothing for the Underprivileged Filipino House Boys Benifit" . You're schedule better be Fr33, Girl. Toodles.

[eilishburke]

wrist clocks, by svatch

[FoxyMamaRox]

I feel like I'm watching Bravo. XD I LOVE IT!!!!

[antonyo202007]

oh CHLOE!!! you MUST attend my Poo-el party! im gonna be wearing a half shredded top by Prabal Gurung, a golden buckle studded striped bikini bottom by Jean Paul Gaultier and a Mary-Kate and Ashley double jointed wrist watch. don't steal my idea. hee hee!

[itseliseogarcia]

my allegiance is to you Chloay

[RaverGuy2009]

Can someone tell me the name of the intro song? <3



[dinosaur521]

Whoever edited/ designed the credit scene did an amazing job! Best in the Chloe series!

[BeautyBoyTV]

Très chic, non?

ALEXIS BITAR

lol

[engela2]

oh god I can't stop watching these...help

[meaturama]

thumbs up if you like Alexis Bittar

[aunel2]

It's honestly amazing that all of these names and companies are real.

[plasmoplasmoplasmoer]

wow wow wow so amazing..possibly more amazing then the divine david..possibly not, possibly maybe..i dont know yet i might know latter today..but still so cool

[Bombay1618]

More Chloe!!!!!!!!

[CruellaDeVine]

Invisible Hats!!!! I want one!

[simbabrorly]

bring back chloe

[rphilli7524]

WE NEED MORE CHLOE!



[ArisBranwin]

Chloe I just have to ask, what do you plan to do for Valentines Day? I miss you. ::hugs::

[LaDiDaSongVideos]

These are literally great.

[badartkills]

It's recently come to my attention, that nearly 4 months have passed since your last appearance, when you advised the world of the importance of azzezzories.  I understand you're probably shacked up in a Bavarian schloss guffawing about libertines over cucumber sandwiches with Carmen Dell'Orefice. But honestly. Give the children a goddamn update.

[th0semeddlingkids]

the ah-mazing song is kap10kurt - 'mission complete (symbolone remix)'.

[mymailbox4404]

***Anyone know what the background track playing? Thanks,

[ZhanaZee]

This is a great parody of how senseless the fashion industry really is....

[Riesstiu]

girl wtf where da videos at

[KayceeSparks]

I miss you Chloe!

[rhymeandreasoning]

Damn I love you !!! Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays .. :-) Kirk..Montreal, Canada

[bimboyren]

It has recently come to my attention these Chloe videos and I’m smitten by them...

[Tresfres]

not funny anymore...next



[zonetwelve]

omg ...her poses are PERFECT!

[uutuber431]

I hope Chloe is't having a wonderful Shmanksgeevee-ing

[omarvelous09]

Invisible hats.

[philipsmog]

glow-in-the-dark riding pants by Naked and Famous

[Maqsimous]

0:38 man arms :x

[bobfantasy]

@Maqsimous Ahahahah I was interested in the rat in the bottom of the screen LOL

[bobfantasy]

THIS IS PERFECTION!

[AreYouOthman]

Make another video.

[Wndrwmnluvr]

Lemon juice and ammonia on freshly scrubbed skin

[Melancholie89]

azzezories... :D loving it

[djskype020202]

I'm curious too of this song

[atkc]

@djskype020202 ya what is it?

[MrNutrageous]

my eyes go cross-eyed at 0:10

[Themaygent]

Its recently come to my attention .. that aluminum foil .. and thumbtacks ... when packaged properly ... can be sold for thousands of dollars .. Thanks Alexis Bittar !!!!

[RobbieGeneva]

Where can I buy these aszzeories?

[scream261]

LOVE IT!

[diamondgryphon]

"invisible hats"



[phenoloperry]

VIVICA A. FOX.

Fuckenlol.

[animalitoification]

Google audio transcription:

"it's reasoning and not have that I have to see a friend nazis and ice axes nonsense anual since clinton's handling of the living in season"

Almost better than the original!

[brionity]

Oops.

[Biruk2002]

Merci boku Chloe.

[zentopia7]

MY HEAD IS SPINNING IN EXCREMENT OF A NEW DAY!

[LaSerpentaCanta]

In the end advertising destroys everything, it is like a cancer. Thank you Alexis Bittar for destroying Chloe.

[seanetic1]

lol this guy is awesome

[dwbear7]

Last season I chanced upon the second annual sesquicentennial rare book burning and tea dance, sponsored by Absolute Orient Apple, Kyocera water based bawl powant pens, and tuna.

[snowball1988]

more is more, lol

[MHindash]

perfect!!!!

[Stafyaggie]

I love these.... how is the view count not higher???

[stpetersburg]

finally someone in america with a sense of humour

[Phipsidude]

Wrist Clocks!!

[TribeWantedGilligan]

INVISIBLE HATS!!! I could die. You make my day... seriously!

[MrNutrageous]

and now for a haiku:

Alexis Bittar

Good evening, America

Chloe Sevigny.

[HRHTheDukeOfWindsor]

INVISIBLE HATS!!!

[AnfKid]

something wrong with her mic. u could hardly hear her. echoing in and out the entire time :(

[unclewhimsy]

Anyone know the name of the music?

[unclewhimsy]

@unclewhimsy Oh man I found it! Mission Complete (SymbolOne Remix).Thank you crazy magical website called Midomi.

[philipsmog]

"a stymied halter..." that's the Drew I love.

[sethocopia]

lol@Azzezories.

[TheLozzaproductions]

I'm loving the Katie Eary mask AHAHAHAHAH

[philipmoak]

"Water-based, bawl-pwant penzsh.." LOVE YOU DREW!

[cataleo1]

The funny thing about the Chloe character is that she was born to parody fashion but has unwillingly become a überfashionable statement herself, mostly appreciated in fashion circuits. Isn't that just a tad too ironic?

[sashanaod]

commercial works here, but not in such a crass (read: overdetermined) way

[MrNutrageous]

getting paid by Alexis Bittar.

[sashanaod]

@MrNutrageous exactly.

[Esotericstyle]

I would pay real money for a Chloe soundtrack. Can't find these tracks anywhere, with the exception of "Amazing."

[uutuber431]

@Esotericstyle the background music? one of them is "Something Good Can Work (The Twelves Remix)" by Two Door Cinema Club, which I think is available on amazon at least.

The last video was "Good Night Jack" by Saint Etienne, but I haven't found that anywhere.

[folsomstreetevents]

@uutuber431 Goodnight Jack (featured in "Vacation") was on an album called Good Humor (1998) which isn't on iTunes for some reason. "Manners" is Two Door Cinema Club. "Birthdays," "Summer," and "FR33DOM" are Fischerspooner, "Holiday" is Royksopp, and both "Toast" and "Barbeque" are Hi Fashion.

[wil48823]

@Esotericstyle I made a Chloe playlist a few weeks ago. Unfortunately the French Horn Rebellion song has recently been removed. I'd post the link, but YouTube won't let me do that for some reason.Just click the link from my profile page.

[uutuber431]

"Invisible hats." hahahah

[jamieh1974]

@uutuber431 that line made me laugh the most - so simple, yet effective ( in the rain ) !

[TopandTang]

Should I wear azzessoriees for my barbequois? inquiring minds want to know...Shhtop !!  I don't need your opinions!!!! Shhhtop!!! Chloe Sevigny is my goddess!!!!

[seth2901]

I LOVED the golden bracelet shackles, so beautiful i need them now!!

[Psergiorivera]

Alexis bittar...

[thatbitchisghetto]

Died at Donnie Darko.

[MadonnasMrDj]

LOL! 1:41 WTF?!

[BrontesMuse]

I find the alexis bittar placement quite ironic.

[AndrewLeeFinnigan]

omg love this!

[soundscapenyc]

Chloe never fails!!!!

[wil48823]

Loving Chloe's new wardrobe.

[xelaraque]

azzezorees.

[Andre00x]

This one was good hahaha

[ruujura]

As long as it doesn't happen in every video like MiO..

[stevewlu]

It has recently come to my attenshön, that i'm willing to put up with product placement if it means a new Chloë :)

[chickenandmoose]

@stevewlu It totally works in this case, too, because it's stuff that Chloe would actually talk about. As opposed to say, Mio.

[mymailbox4404]

@stevewlu "eggzezzories"! 

[ritadsbg88]

It's recently come to my attention that I love television. I discovered this love at the 14th annual Juneau chili cook off where I ran into Lionel Banks, Tyra Banks, and Banksy. There we supped on deionized champagne, antiquated cranberry geoduck, and Doublemint gum. I would be best suited to the following: Sweeps week sitcoms starring the late Lillian Gish; Documentaries about the differing trends in socks in French Guyana; CSI; The made-for-tv remake of Two for the Road...don't touch that dial

[fanguk2]

@ritadsbg88 PMSL!

[monkeyboi32]

Invisible hats.

[iB0CK]

"Azzezzories" oh my god I lost my shit laughing

[justNmimi]

FIRST