The Everybody Poops Their Pants Song

[456SourSkittles]

P People

O  Order

O Our

P Patties

[BlaStudios91672]

@456SourSkittles SPONGEBOB!!!

[imdabomb123123]

right now im stuck watchin this and i cant get away from the computer so i pooped your pants



[imdabomb123123]

how many times have you pooped your pants

[hockeygrl25]

no life much?

[humanskull182]

I like his ''depends'' pun.

[homerplow123321]

i just sh** my pants

[THENEWGIRLZ099090]

THUMBS UP FOR CRAZY EYES!!!!

[ghostreeper890]

i liked the begining

[ReinStorming]

Do you ever blink?! :DDDD

[cxylee]

I wonder what inspired you to make this song.....

[keagan0123]

did anyone notice he doesnt blink through out the whole thing

[tmancuso111]

this song speaks to me

[iomoo]

he gets it.

[mattsterb123]

what originality!

[theoneandonlymrbane]

wtf my daughter said dad look at this wtf poop his pants what a man

[xXSarahForParamoreXx]

Nice

[DeLane79]

Kinda reminds me of Tenacious D lol

[pimpbed]

hey how come you arent a famous parody artist?



[cmlemier]

omg, listen from 0:35 to 0:50, that is my favorite part, along with the part from 1:05 straight to the end! Its so fudging funny! xD rotflmbo(rolling on the floor laughing my but off! :P )

[notBenSmith]

this is the most motivating song ever!

[hiphopqueenlps]

yum

[duhitsilyanna]

i think hes a child molester..

[MsSwiftproductions13]

Eww



[1979cl1]

Haha crazy guy,,,, bigdude you ROCK!!!!

[mjsexton]

no comment

[pkt89n]

Fucking funny

[Bluecard27]

20 people never pooped there pants

[Ruthlessrb]

gay



[JulietFalling]

I see what you did there with the depends... :D



[sephylaffl]

llol at the haters :) thumbs up if this song is cool :D

[ninjamango7]

 Get A life

[golddiggerxxxxx]

u shit your pants u fatho

[Sexichick62]

Creeperrrr! :0

[jonnybstealth]

if you shit and piss at the same time it should be called poopee

[CatFaceJay]

lol NO i just dont like trolls who make up 10% of the vote on this video taking up 40% of the comments. Sum one needs to teach these people a lesson if their own parents dont. And grammer too they make me look like shakespere.

[CatFaceJay]

Poop ur pants if you cant just poop your poop pants everbody everbody poop their everbody everbody everbody poop your pants. Epic this song is great.

[GoDLyTriKzzX]

i poop my pants everyday man, it's okaai!!<33 XD

[gymnasticsluv01]

like if you poop your pants :P

[falltotheforbiden]

this guy sucks

[CatFaceJay]

@falltotheforbiden troll fuck of dont watch his vids if they are too funny for u.

[bigbeaners]

i doo doo a lot

[big79V]

mmm cacita fresca!!!

[createmakeup]

you know you should really make this into a cd and make it for little kids

[CyberNetTV]

sexy or what :L

[ChaoticBun]

amazing just fantastic

[Teasa1234]

i like singing about poo

[K1maska]

He should play in Southpark ;)

[TheMusicismyair]

that wat i was thinking lol

[koolij34]

soo... pooping in your pants is something you do on a daily basis....

[Dazzletoad]

Telling people to shit themselves O.o" then halfway through telling them dont do it, what happens if the first part of the song got to you before you reached the point where it told you dont..

What a mess to clean up @_@

[syxxness]

I was watching this while Pooping

[TheHolyurethra]

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!! lololololooloololol

[Michelletm11]

One word : WTF? lmao

[whoopdeedooiloveyou]

he's like a 5 year old in a 40 year old mans body.

[kbutt95]

uhm someone's not married.

[kbutt95]

uhmm someone's not married.

[Pillowmania00]

17 people just pooped their pants listening to this

[CatFaceJay]

@Pillowmania00 damn right trolls have the intellect and bodily functions of trolls.

[jzupka]

love this guy

[jzupka]

I LOVE YOU DUDE

[FulloWinProductions]

im pretty sure ur the only one that still poops ur pants. and thats only because ur not a human being.

[CatFaceJay]

@FulloWinProductions ur just pissed u poop ur pants every day.

[jaydubbious]

my friend trent shit his pants!!!!! POOPY PANTS DO THE POOPY DANCE

[TheKkkkkkkj]

Why are you guys bagging on him? This song inspires me.

[CatFaceJay]

@TheKkkkkkkj It inspires me too, I find it very emotional, uplifting and shows us why humanity is so great.

[cornyfern]

<3

[thepopeissexy]

you are beautiful

[karohn17]

omg quit hating ppl fk why do ppl have ti be so serious cant some 1 have a little fun?

[gibby5335]

i sure hope this guy took a swan dive off his balcony today

[CatFaceJay]

@gibby5335 troll.

[gibby5335]

@CatFaceJay you must be this guys son. how cute.

[BFMVvsATR]

y r you alive?



[CatFaceJay]

@BFMVvsATR troll fuck of stop watching him go and watch the opera or whatever stuck up shit u watch.Troll fails at life.

[97jakeeee]

i swer to got you are a fucken perv that rapes little kids i mean poop your pants really you are fucken idk 50 or 40 and your singing poop your pants if you try to sing to kids why not to disney chanel or something go suck on someting you perv

[CatFaceJay]

@97jakeeee whys he a perv? Are u a teen or on drugs? U fukin fail troll worst troll yet.... He just sings wicked songs that would be funny as part of standup show wait u born in 97 lol ur 10 that explains why ur so fukin stupid. Ur parents raised a brat.... A troll.

[Alkazardt]

and that's why he will never get out of his mothers basement...

[CatFaceJay]

@Alkazardt fuk sake troll u teens piss me off. Get the fuck away from this let the clever people enjoy their cultured humour that is an aquired and mature form of comedy.

[Alkazardt]

@CatFaceJay

Obvious troll is obvious.

[CatFaceJay]

@Alkazardt ha fuck of ur the troll so dont dare try and bash me cos ur to bloody thick to understand this mans talent, if he were slim ud be peeing ur self laughing.

[Alkazardt]

@CatFaceJay so goddamn obvious

[hhh123hannah]

this vid just made me poop my pants o_O

[fishtank1993]

This video should have way more views!!!

[crazysteve12261]

ummmmmmm hahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha­hahahaahhahahahahahahhahhahahh­ahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahaha­haahhahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­ahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha­ahhaha

[Ctimms0123]

this video is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[HaileySavannah1996]

"IT'S TRUE, HAAHAAHAA!!" That was my fave part! :'D

[Nerdhot]

We usually poop our pants, if we hold the bowl and barf.

[pieeatermatt]

 that sounds like my friend

[CatFaceJay]

@XxAlexElainexX pooping your pants is natural and healthy try it why dont ya troll?

[nibblesthehamster21]

at least i still dont poop my pants like u

[CatFaceJay]

@nibblesthehamster21 yes u do.

[acerthanacegirls]

my family was arguing and i played this and they all just looked at me andbursted out laughing.

[crazzieg]

My farther was 82 and standing i In Las Vegas LVX tying to see me off on another plane but couldn't ,, He almost pooped his paints, have you ever seen your father crap down both legs.. I was funny... Not like it happen to me..

[wistreich]

He probably pooped his pants so he maid this song

[chadbop123]

i love the begining tis GENIOUS "sometimes you gotta take a chance, sometimes you just gonna poop your pants" LOLOLOL

[CatFaceJay]

@chadbop123 I know its an inspiring message and one that kids need to hear we want our kids to grow up as pant poopers because pooping your pants is cool.

[chadbop123]

this is HILARIOUS lol

[stuuffie]

12 people wont admit to pooping their pants

[CatFaceJay]

@stuuffie exactly!

[flamer41]

I can control my pooplol. I can make it stay there for a long time and it eventually grows longer. When its out its usually in long thick pieces and AHAhahaha too much info!

[ealeychris43]

wtf



[MagicalLego]

okay...

[bunnyfi01]

why did ii watch this ?(

[Rascal19970baby]

me and my sister just looked at each other and shit our pants

[joeonesicklol]

ok um.... wtf 0___o did i really just click this? of all the things i couldve i clicked this lmfao

[bunnyfi01]

@joeonesicklol i laughed so hard when you said that i thought the exact same thing when iclicked this

[lilredwilliam]

UMMM AND I JUST ATE A SHIT LOAD OF CHILLI BEANS IM PLAY THIS IN THE BATHROOM ROFL

[prozpR]

you're the most annoying cock ever. And your videos dont even make me laugh. PERV.

[technoman232]

ERIC YOUR SOO AWSOME!

[ChrisZonedOut]

ROFL XD awesome song man.

[seymourbbest]

I'm sure hot chicks don't poop their pants. I don't even think hot chicks poop at all. Pooping is just for guys and average looking chicks.

[Llama4President23]

LOL and ickey ickey flow xD

[Llama4President23]

0_o

[123JJules]

u know, if a seven year old boy was singing this, it might have been humorous. but this is scary.

[CatFaceJay]

@123JJules grow up, this is super funny.

[spazmcgee17]

fml

[flamer41]

ur not fat! ur fluffy!

[phoobear33]

This is my favorite one so far!!!!!

[blakeythegaycakey]

i pooped my pants today 

[LifestyleLyrics]

the continuous staring is creepy

[rancor022]

get a life or my poop will get one for you!

[MyOneAmazingUsername]

SIR, you are my IDOL! :D You should record this crap professionally because every song of yours is pure GOLD XD or should i say...YELLOW ;D LOL

[dudedudehi]

kaiden likes men

[123chloeJo]

u should go on the x factor

[vocaloidgaga]

Priceless.

[crazyguy980]

you should perform this on americas got talent

[bridgetgalle1]

Keep rocking u 59 year old vergin

[iamchucknorris100]

i pooped my pants!!!!!!!!

[Mimi88ismyname]

groooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooss



[paintballmassacre88]

ur great at playign the guitar and making funny ass songs. lmao. but are u married? lmfao! not trying to be mean but it seems like u have alot of time onm ur hands. but ur still the man. keep rocking!

[iR3YD4R]

0____0 ok i kno wat da is XP

[bbbeachgirl28]

this is an actual joke

:-P

[daakuivory]

O_____________o;

[BKfangurl7]

You know you have no life when you're an old man singing about POO.

[Jazuki01]

@BKfangurl7 that's so funny xD

[CatFaceJay]

@BKfangurl7 u have no life go watch jedward or bieber 2 year old......

[CatFaceJay]

@BKfangurl7 fuk u ya daft fuking baby. Grow up and then comment on u tube. Troll is troll. Dont dare fukin answer me I have intellectual words u cant even spell. You probably think intellectual is an offensive word, troll.

[flamer41]

i like his bucktooth lol

[cindid2008]

Not as good as I Love Chicken but still hilarious

[mcurran6]

5 star

[jennad626]

you need some serious help!

[cubehead978]

lol!!! IT'S TRUE!!! xD your rock, LULz!

[HamletTheMonkey]

I'm a stuffed monkey so I don't poop... or wear pants... but I liked the song! :0)

[bsanders1999]

ok this is just disturbing that a grown man would sing about (gag) poop! thats peoples personal buisness. dont sing about it. thats like singing bout zits and pimples!! nasty!! grow up!

[CatFaceJay]

@bsanders1999 Ha fukin ha, u grow up ur like 7. Poop is funny end of, godsake mr hanky the christmass poo didnt get this abuse fay stupid little pricks.

[bsanders1999]

@CatFaceJay What? Haha, I never wrote that comment. >.< I actually laughed. Bahaha. Maybe my sister wrote it. ^^

[Aly26ful]

-Dhisz Sonqq Remindsz Mhe Of Mha Sistah Kuhsz She Pooped iN Dha Jacussi.!iHt Wahsz Nott Khool.!lMfAOff'.!

[MRFREEZYBREEZY]

@Aly26ful wtf is wrong with your spelling? it hard to comprejend:?

[xannalisarox]

LMAO THAT DUDE SCARES ME

[CollinCapone]

I just pooped my pants.

[Allie2598]

This dude is AWESOME!

[omfgitskaelaXD]

i love how you are DEAD serious through the whole thing til the end when you say "its true" then you crack up XD.

[9cassieannmarie13]

that's not true, i have NEVER crapped myself in my life. i've peed from laughing so hard, but never pooped...

[danielkeeton]

When is your album debuting. I will seriously buy one.

[ivictoria215]

mr. phillips.. your crazy. haa.

[MsPurpledeath]

wtf

[simondabird]

2 year olds will love this

[YouKnowzWhatIMeanz]

classic! 5/5

[mickjamify]

ur funny! ur makin me laugh! i hope u make more! if only u were on itunes! u rock!

[Kluhmzy]

LMFAOOOOO

[brinaaxxyesyuppp]

LMFAO <3

"Everybody Everybody  Everybody poop your pants right now just kiddin dont do it cause its kinda gross if you can control it"

Hahahahahah

[jackaaayyy97]

okay its taking it a little 2 far 2 much time on ur hands u dont even sing good shut up!!!!

[Mrlax2714]

who are you trying to appeal to? 2nd graders? just stop making videos your horrible...

[CatFaceJay]

@Mrlax2714 ur horrible

[johntkline]

beast

[CatFaceJay]

@johntkline u are a nasty nasty troll.

[pkav93]

i dont get you?