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  • LOL!

  • this made my day

  • TELL US TO READ THE DESCRIPTION! MY EYES!

  • description, 'dont saw i didn't warn you' that does not make sense.

  • Our teacher showed us this...

  • english ads ftw

  • 44 people didn't get a fee one

  • This is so wrong, yet so funny.

  • Sick  bastards.

  • I'd like to imagine Ashens wanders round Soho every weekend dressed as a woman, offering sex to passers by with his cockney woman's voice...

  • bad part of town where all the prostitues are

    "hello deary looking for a good time? if you want me to take it up the shitter its a fiver extra" said the whore.

    Can't stop laughing. Can't stop watching. Can't.... breathe? oh dear.

  • FUCKING AWESOME!!! I thought it was a real commercial!!!! LOL

  • a fiver extra to take it up the shitter! LOL!!!!

  • 41 people don't like it up shitter!

  • lol funny

  • oh dear some bastard run it over LOL

  • 10/10 - first time i've cried from laughing in nearly 2 years.

    a badger for a policeman and a looped leapfrog at the end, classic.

  • Lol so funny at the end!

  • if i could like this a million times, i bloody well would...

  • @MegaRockingGIRL awww, what breed hun?

  • @Huuugsx in breed

  • RAPE

  • Another day in the life of a modern child

  • My cats name is Tufty; I didn't know it was a real name.. I searched the name and came up with this. Then I watched this and I was wondering IS THIS REAL? I mean is it just this episode?

  • "Oh! What's happened to that ball? Oh dear, some bastards run it over" XD

  • there seems to be dislikes on every fucking video

  • "It would be a shame to waste those condoms." XD

  • Whenever I hear ashens say naughty in one of his videos, or see it in the title of said video, I always think of Freaky Fred from courage the cowardly dog.

  • Wet me pants laffin'

  • How dare to attempt to poison my happy childhood memories of Tufty, with your puerile attempt at humour.

  • "I know! Let's go and pick up a prostitute!"

    You weren't kidding. Tufty IS very naughty.

  • I like this better than the orginal versions. I love the ending

  • press pause, then play, then hold down the 9 key

  • con-doms

  • Yes please :)

  • An extra fiver to take it up the shitter LOL!!!

  • i remember this were are the prozzis lol

  • I laughed my head off when Dr. Ashen said: "Oh dear some bastard ran it over"

  • lol

  • LOL!!!!

  • For another fiver....LMAO

  • we can see willy weasel at 0.55!

  • piss on my childhood will you? At least someones got the balls.

  • you have just spoilt my childhood innocence.

  • Absolutely brilliant!

  • just devine my childhood memories will never be the same again. lol

  • BRB DYING

  • i'm American and i find this fucking funny.

  • @lunathelunatic you cant be American then!

  • @MelliferaSiren1 no he can you can't have a sense of humor

  • "If she doesn't give me a freebie, I'll chuck her down the stairs!"

  • Wow I love this! 34 dislikers were chucked down the stairs!

  • Wow I love this!

  • God this is pure Genius

    "If she doesn't give me a freebie, I'll chuck her down the stairs!"

  • DEAD his name is Bobby Brown lol

  • wtf this is so brill prozzi bafta

  • LOL

  • OK two Squirrels looking for a prozzi WTF besides there only like 10 oh well still funny

  • THat last part was just a continuous playback of them playing leapfrog.

  • "Oh yes please!" Replies Tufty.

  • Lol

  • OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES!!!! LOL

  • Why does the prostitute sound like a grandma :c

  • Well, that was depressing.

  • Love it because it Seems do innocent and then he says " some bastard ran it over " absolutely hilarious :-)

  • LMAO!!!! Brilliant!

  • hahaha epic parody liked and favd

  • "Oh no! Some bastard ran it over!" #LOL

  • I'll chuck her down the stairs....LOL

  • that was f**cking awesome sauce.....

    yes be amazed by my crude phrases muahahahah

  • you want me to take it up the shitter! its a fiver extra! haha

  • "Oh dear, some bastard's run it over!"

  • I was a member of the Tufty club. It explains everything ...

  • "says the whore."

  • Genius!

  • Very very funny !!

  • LOLWUT

  • Do More

  • :oD @ Tufty standing on a corner on the bad side of town.... genius!!.

  • i like this

  • "Ello ello, this is all very naughty. This lady's coming with me to the station and if she doesn't give me a freebie, I'll chuck her down the stairs!"

    Haha :P

  • I've seen this over a dozen times, and it just gets funnier every time.

    Nice work, ashens. :-)

  • oh that was just wrong lol..

  • Tufty say " up and down ! up and down ! til its clean and sparkely ! "

  • Says the whore

  • ...wa-?

  • Oh dear, some b a s t a r d s burst it. Do you want me to take it up the s h i t t e r cus it's a f I v e r extra

  • Oh dear, some b@st@rds burst it. Do you want me to take it up the sh!tt3r cus it's a fiver extra

  • lol

  • Well it was a ridiculously small garden

  • It would be a shame to waste all those condoms

  • i'm under 45, i know tufty

  • Do you want me to take it up the shitta?

  • I know, lets go pick up a prostitute!

  • was this from some tv show, then voiced over, or was it made??

  • Your quite young arnt you.. I mean you must be under 45 not to know the answer to that.

  • i guess that would make sense, seeing how i AM under 45.

  • ello ello this is all VERY naughty

  • hmmmm yes very naughty :-)

  • fuckin quality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Oh dear, some bastard's run it over"

  • lol, absolutely brilliant

  • LOL

  • I never grow tired of watching this fantastic vid.

  • If she doesnt give me a freebie, Ill chuck her down the stairs LMAOOOOOOOO xDD

  • OMFG, Yiff!

  • This is my all-time favourite YouTube clip.

  • your what! Child, you are still young, you might be surprised that there are better ones, like old school Pinky and Perky, and the old intro for Going for a Song, in black and white, with that puppet birdina cage, twittering in black and white. Yes people, I know, that was a long, long time ago, but not in BBC land, we are silly billies us that work in BBC land, we throw all old tapes in a skip, or tape over them, the amateurs we are. giggle-giggle- where's mummy, I want my BBC mummy.

  • ZOMG!! the flowers in his garden are massive!!!!!

  • Hello Hello This all very naughty XD

  • hahahahaha it sounds like one of my teachers doing the voiceover. i can no longer listen 2 them talking without laughing

  • whats the name of this teacher I think I know him

  • why arnt you most subed n0 1 all of your vids have made me belly laugh out loud especialy the littlest godmonster aka hobo

  • That's almost as funny as his "Cyberman Call Center" Vid.

  • lol " oh some bastard has run it over "

  • this is sooooooo funny lol 5*

  • ........ :D

  • Ha ha ha ha, Ashens has the best sense of humour, 5* from Spudfish.

  • hey that wasnt a prostitute that was tufty's mum!

  • If she doesn't give me a freebie I'll chuck her down the stairs.

    That line made me crack up.

    Ashens, you are awesome.

  • 666 ratings WTF

    666!!!

  • omg XD

    666 ratings

    ITS A SIGN OF DR ASHENS BEING THE DARK OVERLORD ^_^

  • "That's DARK LORD ASHENS to you, human scum!" ^_^

  • XD u actualy nearly made me piss myself laughing then :P

  • :L:L:L:L

    "some bastard's run it over"

  • 1:16 WTF?!?

  • LOL! thats all i can say!

  • I dont know or care how you did this but I nearly wet myself, pure genius and more besides

  • HAHAHAHA!! This is sooo good but sooo naughty!

  • LOL @ ridiculously small garden.

  • GOD LORD what can i even say about this. i just had to laugh so badly about this. genius work and something that will ruin everbody's childhood you bastard lol

  • omg omg idk what to say .......but lol omg

  • LOL - I hope you realize you've just poisoned ALL my happy childhood memories!

  • LMAOOOO

  • ending was the best part! i never have laugh this much!

  • What happened to the Skeletor one made by Ashens? That was even funnier than this!

  • it got removed

  • copyright reason made him take it down

  • Thats just wrong.

    My Childhood has been sullied.

    I'm going for a shower.

    :)

  • Ah this explains why im a sex pest....and always getting mowed down by cars.

  • I king of feel bad about laughing at this because Tufty was an important part of my childhood. But I DID laugh. A lot!!

  • oh jolly:D

    Strangely enough ALL all of the british dubbings sound exactly alike!

    (so it was totally convincing):)

  • Oh my! Lewis Carol and Beatrix Potter, eat your hearts out, raw! Dr. Ashen is once again the winner.

  • then they all died of a nasty disease which they had picked up from a grey squirrel

  • Old Tufty is only a normal bloke squirrel with bloke needs - Porr Tufty!!

  • LOL so funny!

  • lol if she doesn't give me a free one ill chuck her down the stairs

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  • oh my....

  • lool "oh dear, some bastards run it over.."

  • lol soooooooo f**king funny nice 1

  • lol this is really funny do sum more !!!!!!!!

  • Yup. Nothing can go to waste so NEVER waste important everyday items!

    Re- use and Recycle

  • LOL This is Funny As Fuck! xDDDD

  • Hilarious!

  • nice stop motion!

  • ITS NORGHTY!!!

  • lol

  • yup thnxs sam

  • lol it would be a shame to waste those condoms!

  • KING FLUFFS! whats up? your animations are awesum!

  • oh, some bastard ran it over. XD

  • Lmao

  • I don't remember Tufty being this naughty when I was at school! Great fun...I am going to email the video to all my like-minded friends!

  • wow

  • "Do you want me to take it up the shitter?"

    Holy shit LOL!

  • That'll be a fiver extra!!

  • hilarious! wud be a shame to waste the condoms rofl!

  • LOL

  • This should be on TV!

    I loved the original but Ashens has created the best most twisted adult version ever!

    Can you do more please?

    Larry the Lamb, Trumpton, The Flumps, the possibilites are endless. If the BBC made stuff like this they could double the license fee and I'd gladly pay!

    Well done Ashens!!

  • Hahahaha!!! Quality!

  • make a sequal to this!!!!!!!!!!

  • Make yiff, not war! :P

  • that........was......AWESOME!!­!

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  • Dumb shit.. He took parts of the real show and added in his own voice over.