Angmoh Speaking Chinese

[IDGAF9967]

i was about to click the X button on the top corner when the video's about to end then suddenly he pop out again and sing some random chinese song.lol

[EchoWalkerz]

how much you get for PSLE?

[juvinder31]

paul twohills cousin??

[bluestarjovy]

Hehe I hate Chinese coz I'm in HCL :( -.-"

[Lex93i]

hahahaha so cute man u speak chinese hahaha!!! respect

[proprosinzz123]

U from what country ?

[aloozer]

what is your lineage?

[phoenix2158]

I got question you chinese or ang moh?

[ahjeee1992]

uh, in wad way he look ang moh? :O

oh well, at least ure funny

[loipp12345]

YES AH. MY TEACHER DIDNT LET ME TAKE CLB cuz in lower sec i passed chinese. Waste money fail o level chinese one time and finally got d7 LOL. sec 5 also

[hindukush83]

DoESnt look ang moh to meleh.

[1234567rickrock]

thank god for google translation...

me too my chinese has never been good

[DeniseCandy99]

Ahhhh-2

[superelf09]

HAHAHAHA . KONG KONG KONG KONG KONG !

[SuperPwning101]

De mama de mama de papa de papa de KONG KONG DE KONG KONG!

[awestlife1]

HAHA! I had a friend who is a perenakan and studied CLB as well. He wrote in his chinese compo,

"One fine day, I was home with my dog. My dog was unhappy and so he barked, "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! ......."

And it went on for 2 pages long as well! He failed.

[Cenaloveme11]

lol i laughed really hard for 10min every time i remember you talking about the generations!

and my friend was like.... are you mad?

[matinize]

isnt san mao = 3 cats ?

[ilungailunga]

I think your English is much more wired than your Chinese. Really weird. No offence.

[taysuetyee]

HAHAAHAHAHA from samuel it became 30 cents or 3 hairs?

[LynnVioletSky]

mandarin is very hard to learn.Even the chinese themselves can't always pass xD

[Fieary]

lol, 10years of failing mandarin. me too. then 2weeks before chinese Os, spam huanzhugege and get my A1. xD~! our grading system kokup i think.

[wthfrens]

Fux

[2sshole]

@kiasuprincess He's not being arrogant at all. You have issues. Many Singaporean Chinese are poor in the language too. People like myself, but I'm proud of it. So leave your comments to yourself because this video is purely for entertainment purposes.

[2sshole]

Keep it up with your videos, they are good, and fist bump bro I failed chinese since primary 3- sec5 but miraculously I passed o level Chinese with a c6!

[MsMocca16]

30 cents or 3 hairs. HAHA.

[mrsjojojoey]

chinese isn't exactly a language. just sayin

[vteosl]

@mrsjojojoey chinese IS a language. you are obviously not an asian. just sayin

[mrsjojojoey]

@vteosl it's actually MANDARIN

[NekoMimi98]

@vteosl

[JrSeanzxc]

i Drew "Fux"

Wrongly Today on my test paper /.\

[stickrightbyme]

at least u din go NT XD

[gumminoodles]

fux u

[Leucci11]

8 people need to chillax. This guy's awesome.

[Chaos13666]

you are fuckin singaporean i'm not even questioning that

[wolfnerdssux]

fux



[chijmusic]

YAY! Another leftie like me! :D

[carol02086]

u speak so fast~

[mangoexit88]

4:41 please give me another 2 minutes....naaaaaahhhhh~~~~

[HassanHabib2]

My Chinese is shit cus I'm an ACS boy. Class of 96 ACS(I) represent homie....... What!! I cheated during my O Levels for chinese and still got a D hahahahah true story!!! Well maybe cus everyone aroudn me that i was copying from was just as shit at chinese as I was. And how can anyone wonder if you are Singaporean? your singaporean accent is strong as man...... "Angmoh speaking chinese" ???? Nigga puh lease...... you look AZN through and through

[JasonMediaCenter]

you don't look like a ANGMOH

[extraone]

your CLB is Cia Liao Bi lol...

[Advinie]

SAME MOUSE AS ME!!! 3:13

[absolutmilo]

@kiasuprincess 语文的学习与能力是见仁见智的。真的，有必要这样严厉指责、怒骂­他吗？为何不以客观角度看待这则视频，当它是个娱乐。

[yufong85]

faints~



[DunBeMad]

WHAT A FUX VIDEO

[WolfProtector101]

LOL!!! Can I copy your generations of crying and dying one for chinese compo? I wanna c my cher's reaction(s). I always passed compo, not good in a way dat my frens go 'eh wahlao! Fail once lah! U anyhow write also pass one! Hate u lah!'

[song94073]

fux?



[trinex7]

I am so ashamed... his chinese is 100000000 better than mine lol.

[b0rnc0nfused14]

My chinese is so Fux!!!

[purplepinkgiraffe]

This is too Fux.

[fogger2]

OMG!! I seriously don't believe the coincidence here man... i also failed chinese since from Pri 2 onwards all the way until O levels, and i got a C6!!

And i'm a samuel too... xD

[ugansim]

I can say a lot of chinese words but I dont know how to write a lot of chinese words

[hotwinfire]

your Singlish is great

[fattyman97]

5 years in a row of failing Chinese nobody can beat one

[Darkvoiders72]

wow exact same story as me. from P2 to SEC2 all fail chinese... only difference is i am a filipino

[Aaronmogi]

You look so happy to fail chinese language for many years. I've learnt chinese for 4 years in elementary 6, JHS 7,8 and 9 .. i've passed all, (with cheating), and i totally regret it :'(

[kiasuprincess]

You should watch ariinbeijing's channel and see how good that ang moh is with Chinese! So please stop being so fucking arrogant that you're not good in Chinese!

[blingblingshineshine]

@kiasuprincess WTH? He's not being arrogant at all?

Are you ok? Take a chill pill~

[sinneruki]

@kiasuprincess Which part was he being arrogant? What's your problem

[MySwornSecrecy]

Haiyo

[sussanaweljones]

U VERY EPIC LEH.

[zwi12]

FUX Chinese Language.

[ayu6]

LOL Writing the generations of grandparents dying and crying was EPIC.

[kiasuprincess]

Chinese is not tough to learn at all, if you put in effort to listen Chinese(radio/TV), read Chinese, speak Chinese, and write Chinese. You can read up some good compositions from others. Then you should also buy Chinese guidebooks for your school's Chinese syllabus, and memorize how to write the words and their meanings. BEING ANG MOH IS OF NO EXCUSE! You can also excel in this subject if you're willing to put in diligence!

[NorthWestHero1]

@kiasuprincess he is not fucking caucasian but an eurasian

[Mitha4]

wait, so are you mixed?

[ezque128]

Nice!!

[MrDarkstarzz]

Need to use fux next time i have mandarin test meh

[zjeu]

I had to keep watching this over and over again .

[artyzach]

where's part 2... can't find leh.. -_-

[facedancer0]

hard to believe the generations thingy

[xanxus1337]

Wait. So you can't speak any language without having an accent?

[heyheythere96]

FUX . HAHA

[TheButterflybeat]

Chinese still better than taking tamil/malay! so many jobs out there that 'prefer people who speak Mandarin'

[CorruptedX98]

LOL?

[SunflowerOfHappiness]

3rd lang english chinese xD

[halo89757]

i failed all through sec school and only passed clb! Haha!!! xiao ming was a good friend of mine in compo writing :) and they would give helping words and pics too..Hahaha. good times:)

[SunflowerOfHappiness]

HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE COMPOS xD

[ShujiSaysHallo]

OMG, THE EXACT SAME THINGS HAPPEN TO ME!! :O Ever since Primary 2, I've been failing all the way despite getting a good grade in Primary 1 XDXD And I also take CLB and STILL fail it HAHAHA Just that for compos, I just...write my name and date and all that...and then just hope that the teacher collecting it...won't stare at me like I'm some alien from Mars...

[TearsForLosers]

HAHAHAAHAH

[Draphcone]

zhe ge video hen fux.

[YoonYulChannel]

aft i realised that i didnt made it to higher chinese due to lack of 1 mark in P4, i started hating chinese and failed chinese since p5, pri sch fail fail fail. psle = A. i was like WOAH. miracles sioh. sec sch, still not interest -_-

[GuildWewx]

@YoonYulChannel Rly?? my pri school the marks to go is 80 marks (about 3 yrs ago. -_-) then i 65+ they also ask me go lol. somemore by principal (cuz i was absent on that day lolz) then for me pri 6 miracles, 70 plus same, psle A for chinese. then the rest : High 5!!

[GenoxSaurer]

well , even if you dont believe me im better in chinese writting and reading than speaking ....

One day i went to one chinese examination , i was too nervous because i knew that i had a test and didnt study nothing, after some months incredibly i got the max score ...

Someone help me in speaking chinese :( Oh i forgot to mention , that test was just chinese comprehension, chinese reading ,chinese grammar , write some characters ,etc .. Sorry for my bad english i learned it in an online videogame

[CarrotDoo]

You were screaming for joy when you got your "O" level Chinese results? I was crying and my friend almost wanted to whack me because I cried when I got A1. You don't know... How it feels... When your Chinese sucked big time and you were hoping for max an A2 and you got A1. It's a shock of your life.

[CarrotDoo]

But then it improved. Slowly slowly, bit by bit, because my teacher propaganda us, he had so much faith in us that we'll score better grades than the band 1 students. Indeed we score much better... Than the band 2 Chinese students. We were in band 3.

And because of Jolin Tsai. :)

[CarrotDoo]

Are you joking about all those father, father, grandfather, grandfather dying and mother, mother, grandmother, grandmother crying? O.o My Chinese was bad too, but not to the extent of failing. I scored 10 marks less every year in primary school till I hit P5, and I suddenly shoot to 80 in P6 because my teacher threaten me with lots of corrections and I am lazy. I recalled I've problems writing for more than a page in P5/P6 for compo too.

[cherine100]

You right about your 20 generation dieing and crying ... I made my characters name 1 page long... at the end I write " walking to school"...

[GenoxSaurer]

Chinese isnt so hard , isnt easy either

I just wasted 1 year to learn how to write and read :l

[sonic5219]

HAHAHA MY TEACHER CALLS ME SAN MAO TOO! ;)

[potonatic]

I don't care so much about practicality. I learn Chinese because I'm Chinese, though I'd prefer to know more about my dialect first :/

[neotianhow]

mother, father = motherfucker



[RyanMonray]

lol you failed clb.

[lalalalas11]

san mao LMAO THE CHINA CARTOON

[curseu1]

WOW, i am the same as you, this year just took CLB and also found out i do not need to study chinese in sec5. The only best thing i heard from my chinese teacher in my 4 years in secondary school, i can speak chinese but cannot read anything! LOL

[clivetua]

Hey FUX!!!!

[ThatOnlyExperience]

hey @electricladyland8 i do it much better. when i write chinese compo during n levels, i knew nothing, so i took out the dictionary, flipped the pages randomly and wrote the most difficult words! because i thought the professionals use the words which are difficult to write! lol

[Pinkypig312]

CLBs unite~ LOL

[thebushh]

My life is full of FUX.

[AshishThapaification]

HAHAHA i wanna learn Chinese, i guess i should start with "Fux"! Wo shi FUX!!!!

[MESHINY96]

Hahahahahahaha!!!! I can't stop laughing!!:D

[shermaineyy]

HAHAHAHA. i can totally relate to you man. i dropped to CLB in secondary school too! and feng he re li like the starting of every single compo i've written so far, haha!

[nikitaely]

I laugh until i cant stop... This is fux!!!!!

[MrKohlification]

haha so fux-ing funny

[ciaraxxxa]

AHAHAHAH!. Totally understand your pain!!! I had so much trouble with learning chinese. I remember all my compos featuring 小明 and if need be, his brother 大明. and 风和日丽ing the way through... I do try to speak to people to improve on it nowadays but without fail they will just reply back in Englsh ahaha... (I'm half chinese)

[spongeboob09]

san mao is a very famous chinese author!

[Sloanevengeance]

@spongeboob09 its not a author!! its a story! about a little boy in the streets!!

[MinnieWookie]

that 20 generations is so fux :P

[Cngwt96]

ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha made my day! hahahahahahhahahaha

[rey2103]

@Electricladyland8 ,

LOL my name is Samuel too, and my friends call me San Mao also. hahaha!

[andraxoxoable]

cannot stand when you say fux. LOLOLOLOL

[popcrossberry]

Use Google Translate. :)

[lovergirl19971]

HAHAH same same take CLB ! lol ! i lame -,-



[XiaOMint]

Where are you from?

[sweetformysweetheart]

yi ge feng he re li de za shang.LOL

[NightDagon66]

so i have to put fux and 20 genarations of .... to pass chinese N level?...lol.

[LovableJeti]

LOL

[00BLEAH00]

at least ur chi is better than mine.

[TanYaoMing100]

I would say My mothers fucker fucker fucker fucker grand dick dick dick dick Fat Her Her her her her Ah Ma mamamamamama

[EllisNick97]

I Was Like Channel 5 All The Way...

[lurabrwi]

My friend drew comics complete with a little English to emphasize his Chinese narrative. But mostly Chinese. "Ninja" was directly translated as "nin jia" in his compo. Epic to the max, 34/60 A level Chinese prelim paper.

[cherneen123]

lol... fux=derp

[pansyed]

u are so dam epic LOL

[TheXlurve]

OMGG DUDE.. I WILL DEFINITELY TRY OUT YOUR METHOD ONE DAY!! :D

[rolovnariel]

what are u talking about?! hahahha

[natcaasi]

Yup that should make up 250 Chinese characters requirements for the essay!!! lol

[sociopathicbovine]

Never passed Chinese...until I realised that I passed CLB O levels this year. Damn happy.

[borntobehott]

fux

[Zerobubblewrappedful]

is this vid mirrored?

[hyperhongying]

Same as you leh , secondary 5 taking CLB this year also =( LOL O level sian arrr...

you fail chinese still okay ang moh ma , lim pei chinese some more lee kuan yew see alrdy also du lan ar

[idtyu]

your father's grandfather 's grandfather's grandfather ... is called 先祖父，then got 鼻祖父，then pass down ... your grandfather's grandson's grandson's ... is called 先孙 ... something like tat , so worse part of Chinese is the family relationship ...

[envieting]

San Mao is actually a famous taiwanese author. hahahaa

[junjunie]

Trust you to be so proud about it. Seriously I believe that a lot of people who says they hate chinese is because they can't handle it. Because they can't handle it, they hide the "failure" with these three words, "I hate chinese".

[huangmonkey]

@junjunie I hate chinese because the texts used are boring and the teachers beat you when you fail (at least they did during my time). I spent 70% of my study time on Chinese and got D's, while I had A's for all my other subjects after spending the remaining 30% of my study time.

I have no interest in working with people in China, so give me one good reason not to hate Chinese when it was compulsory.

Thankfully Chinese B came to my rescue in JC.

[jaychou1994]

@huangmonkey lol, i understand you bro. (i'm malaysian btw) I only passed my chinese exams twice in my entire secondary school life.

[sisuo2]

@huangmonkey Don't blame other people for your own incompetence, you weakling.

[likeabossalright]

LOL in secondary school we created a word called "mom" It's the same meaning as fux. it can mean anything. Etc, you damn mom siaaaaa; why you so mom? if it sounds like your mother, its purely coincidental coz usually dont do that (or does it)

[sharynfoxx]

I'm also a eurasian like you, failed from primary 2 onwards and i also write my compo starting like yours XD i shall try the 20 generations dying and crying before i take CLB. and not forgetting the word fux! =D awesome video!!!! =DDDD

[Yinyang123RBLX]

LOL FUX

[meowmeowfan]

I hate chinese and suck at it really badly... Time to use his strategy XD Papa de gong gong de.. I give up... XD

[elainelai89]

Got some qn... many seem to fail ur chi... do u all hate chinese or simply do not have much exposure to chinese, which is y u all cannot handle chi?

[DekaBreakTetsu]

so you can scream eh , even i can't

[AgainstDeleteOfVideo]

No; you fail because you write like that xD

That's not even a relevant sentence LOL. "wo ba ba de ma ma de gong gong de gong gong de gong gong" k i give up liao. How long do you take to write one sentence?

[ljudgementl]

rofl! I started the same way for my chinese composition during secondary school. Got scolded by my Chinese teacher saying that her primary 2 son can write better than me XD

[CZSLanguageLearning]

As for the one who's called "zhufangpi猪放屁", no need to be sad. Your Chinese teacher is simply unprofessional to behave this way. Just try your best and donnot regret or blame yourself too much. I'd like to put the shit on this educational mode, when a language becomes a subject you have to earn score for, it could truly kill the interest, like a curse.

[CZSLanguageLearning]

As for Angmoh, 风和日丽（feng he ri li）doesn't mean "without sunshine", in fact it indicates the wind and the sunshine are both at the pleasant degree, people usually would feel delight in a day like this :P I like your humor and enjoyed it, and I could feel the screaming inside you. Fux!! haha. There's a very famous cartoon character also named "Sanmao（三毛）" in China, the cartoon drama named The Wonderings of Three Hairs《三毛流浪记》, perhaps someday you'll enjoy it.:)

[CZSLanguageLearning]

Language is a tool to most people who use it, so I do prefer singaporean talk in singlish or singaporean-stlyed Chinese, as long as they know proper English or Chinese and can speak and write properly in certain formal circumstances. This singaporean accent is something which makes singaporean special and it's something you'll miss when you leave Singapore for a while, it's also a reason singaporean call Singapore "hometown". Singaporean should never give up or forget their unique accent!

[CZSLanguageLearning]

It seems like Chinese as a subject really driving some students crazy here haha. I'm a natural speaker of Chinese and fortunately I like Enlish, but actually a lot of students in China hate and fail English all the time. You are not alone~~. It's just their nightmare only starts from secondary school, while last for a very long time, even after they go to college. :) I had seen my brother suffered and been upset for years.

[euniseRAWR]

I am very fux! <3

[UchiteNoShana]

LOL repeating so many times.

[Apocalypse211212]

Chinese - CHECK

Let's start on Tamil now ;)

[HeroExProductions]

Im like him XD

[goldenhew]

LOL! U dont really sound angmoh though!

[WhItEAngEEl]

Lmao if i wrote those 20 generations thing, my teacher would smack me. HAHAH. I went from an A2 in chinese to C5 /cry/ >>> shows how cmi my chinese is. HAHA. 好棒吧. LOL

[MingDynasty700]

Singaporeans can't speak Chinese because they hate it. If you force them to speak Hokkien or Japanese or (for the girls) Korean, they would definitely be good at it with 3 weeks. It's a fact of life that you have to accept. 

[ShermaineNeo]

So you're a angmo lah?

[XStellaxBoredX]

Ur chinese word...o.e

[jiadashyi]

MY CHINESE SUCKS TOO... :( And i hate wen yan wen! ARGHHHHHHH! Other people will speak to me in Chinese, and if they say some Chinese chengyu, I'll be like: "Harh?? Sen me? Sorry, wo de hua yu hen cha... Ke yi Explain yi xia ma?"

[jasperfoong]

swt



[freshnessbeyond]

YOU SHOULD LEARN MALAY! might be easier for you!:B

[TheBathroombear]

Err what came after the 20 generations dying? Lol.

[adrianleo99]

U joker sia

[lyk99]

I laughed hard at your 20 generations crying and dying!! nice one

I seriously can't imagine how your teacher's will react at your 20 generations.. LOL

[BennyNgYK]

Sam Driscoll's Chinese Composition : Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux Fux

Final Score :50/50

[janet18612]

Lol.



[Darkzsingz7]

I'm a muslim. I learn Chinese :D Just pass so far -,-

[WickedBrain168]

What Fuxing video... Hahaha... Congrats to passing your Chinese. 祝你鹏程万里。