Osama bin Laden

[XapakasTheGreat]

I can't stop laughing at 1:02

[flapjackattack4]

i love you dan, but 9/11 was definitely an inside job.

[carbaj]

Anyone who murders thousands and destroys property in one hour and takes pride in it is a horrible person, like the infamous Sep 11th 2001

Anyone who responds to that by invading a country or more, killing 5 times more, damaging country structure already damaged even more, whether it takes that person an hour, weeks, or more is by far worse.

George Bush is far worse than Bin Laden, he deserves a worse death, he had the balls to do that, not deny it, and acts as if he is a friend to the world

[DondeEstaVee]

@carbaj I know you wrote this ages ago, but i definetely agree... it's mostly the (U.S) Media that has sort of "brainwashed" the public to believe that the USA are mostly innocent in all this, despite the fact that the govt/ military has killed millions of innocent people and children, raped thousands of women, and exploited these developing countries for just power. The media never show the bad "deeds" that America is conducted, which is just plain piss taking

[xTurquoiseTVx]

Ok I'm sorry, but the way you said the horcrux joke almost made me pee myself...

[KraNKy6]

You should start thinking and understand that there is no Al Kaida and that 9/11 was planed to start the "War against Terrorism" by the american Gouvernament..

Maybe you should search for the responsible people and lock them up, then you'd have a real reason to celebrate.

[fewguyswin]

BREAKING NEWS!!! chuck norris returns from trip to Afghanistan.

[caticiti]

When I watched the it on the new and in New York they were celebrating in the streets around ground zero. I just didn't understand why you would celebrate someone dying, whether they be bad or not, you shouldn't celebrate it. Yeah he was a real bad person, the worst. But celebrating his death is just not right, also it will it get al qaeda really mad watching all the Americans celebrating in the streets because their leader is dead and I'm guessing they wouldn't take that lightly.

[einrib4truth]

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[xMagicScarfLadyx]

the biggest sin in islam is murder... osama was the cause of a tragic incident in our history he was not a muslim he was probably the biggest disbeliever b/c islam teaches respect and peace towards all human beings... not mass murder even terrorists ARE NOT MUSLIMS they claim that they are because they are religious psychos

[9689michaelm]

@xMagicScarfLadyx i think u r right

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[snookertj]

47000th :) yay lol nice video dan

[8ichigo8]

hey guys, i'm a muslim & i'm not with nor against osama, all i wanna say is that we DON'T hate you guys, we never did.

MUCH LOVE FROM SYRIA :) <3

[EpicSqrl]

i wouldnt say it did the opposite of what he wanted. in fact, it kind of did exactly what he wanted. it pushed our country into a pointless war, and greatly contributed to our depression. he wanted to throw us into a depression, and he knew that starting a war would do that. killing him didnt help anything. do people really think killing osama is going to stop all the plots against us? hes not the mastermind behind al queda. killing osama just fueled the hate for us.

[athersiv]

what was the last thing that went through Osama's mind?

.40 cal

[andrew14250]

i wached this about 3 months after his death. and iv noticed that congress is slowly taking away our rights. we are supost to have freedom of speach yet if we tell teh presidentt o fuck off we do life pretty much. we have the right to bear arms yet they are trying ot take our guns away. congress is making laws for them selfs it sais in teh constitution that they cant do that. they are going ot start a war between teh gov and us citisens. and in the end it will be up to the troops who will live

[mattmoe146]

i got a joke

some bars have a bin laden cocktail..... two shots and a splash of water XD

[chiefdancingostriche]

pity we're not united on the president.

[LavenderAshes124]

Hello,

The video's I have veiwed from you so far are insightful, yet I invite you to learn about the truth of 9/11.

[asdsdsdsadsadsadasds]

uhm, why aren't we allowed to relish in it like they did?

Because we are supposed to be better than them

'

evidently, we aren't.

it's a sad day for america

[derwos]

One thing...yes, we were united in the wake of 9/11...but what did we do? We wasted a ton of money in a war. I wouldn't be surprised if that was EXACTLY what Bin Laden wanted.

[AtTheSite32]

@Jellyhag02 Yeah man, we should all just camp out, listen to reggae and get high. During the process we shall make everything right. Yeah man great idea!

[Jellyhag02]

@AtTheSite32 If that was what EVERY BODY did, the world would be a better place. Unless some people didn't like reggae, then we'd have to give them the music they like in turns. That's right, I'm communist. Something wrong ?

[AtTheSite32]

@Jellyhag02 I see were your coming from exactly. America is out to get everyone. They have killed millions of people for no apparent reason. The only solution of the problem is to let China take over so we cannot be able to see through the problem. Get it, LOLZ!!

[Jellyhag02]

@AtTheSite32 Yeah, like China would take over. The real problem is : united-statians (sory for the generalisation here) seem to be obsessed with the thought that if they do not controll the world, someone will, whereas it should occur to them that nobody has an obligation to rule the planet. Nor the legitimate authority to do so...

[Racoonieboy]

@Jellyhag02 It's not united-statians, It's Americans.

[Jellyhag02]

@Racoonieboy Nope. Your country is called the "United states of america", and so you should be called "united-statians" Canadians live in america too, that makes them americans too. Brazilians live in america too. America is composed of North America, Central America and Latin America, but they're all part of america. People comming specifically from the "United states of america" should be called "united-statians" to avoir confusion, because "americans" could mean Canadians and mexicans too...

[AtTheSite32]

@Jellyhag02 Your garbage, JK.

[DukeOfWellington2]

i think that we should stop trying to fix other countries and focus on our own country

[Jellyhag02]

@DukeOfWellington2 Thank you.

[HardGamer5]

I have a new favorite drink: the bin laden. It’s 2 shots followed by a splash of water. Tastes like victory.

[CharroDavid]

Osama is down

One terrorist is missing

G.W. Bush ?

Thanks for destroying the world

[leroibonois]

Osama bin Laden was the arabian hitler !

[magikarpable]

Wait wait wait americans takeing what their leaders say with a grain of salt. Does anyone remember obamas election? GO BAMA

[hibnj]

Is worse

[hibnj]

Hitler

[mindofdreck]

why at the end does he show sheep when it says you? is that some sort of hint?

[OMGitssMurphy]

@mindofdreck he replaces "you" with "ewe", an animal that looks like a sheep.

[mindofdreck]

@OMGitssMurphy oh thanks man, i thought it was a sheeple joke, haha.

[OMGitssMurphy]

@mindofdreck no problem. :) and i'm a girl.. by the way. haha.

[ILiveForMusic11]

I completely agree with how it united the country. We all came together and celebrated more than I've ever see before.

[ChrisIanThompson]

The US and the Pakistan government worked together in the capture/assassination of Osama Bin Laden.

[SuperNintendoCrew21]

@ChrisIanThompson Pakistan had no idea he was there

[MultiFerk]

Osama bin laden has been hidden for many years. He didn't leave his house nor did he have any internet. He wasn't the leader of Al Qauiaidaia.

[sxsissel]

who is "we"?

if "we" is the us-covernment and the people from the usa you also could say:

we gave a lot of money, weapons and personal support to al qaida for over 20 years. we went to afghanistan to destroy w.o.m.d we never found. we went out to take our revenge for 4000 dead people and we killed nearly 1.3 million.

and you could say: we have nearly lost all rights of privacy because of ONE guy.

[Randomshows124]

@sxsissel Your so obvious.

[E5k1B0Y]

@iheartyousquids exactly no matter what he did you cant celebrate a death of a human and i hated how everyone was so happy and making a big joke about it, i am not a fan of osama of course and im not even muslim but i could still never celebrate a death of any human

[LianellEsorrasilome]

Oh noes, now our government lost 1 excuse to create oppressive and invasive laws D:

[holyelectricalsocket]

Osama got killed in Abotabad.

Talk Abotabad place to hide!!!

[nack287]

nobody's death should be celebrated. PERIOD.

[MRpopTARTSareYUMMY]

@nack287 nah

[Razman360]

@nack287 disagreed. I think his death represents a hinderence for al qaeda, which should be celebrated.

[nack287]

@Razman360 i agree the hinderence of al qaeda should be celebrated but not the actual death of Osama Bin Laden.

[Razman360]

@nack287 they walk hand in hand, I guess, but, to be fair, if ur family was killed by a man, I think youd celebrate his death...hell Id want him tortured first.

[nack287]

@Razman360 my family was killed because of osama bin laden. i don't care how bad someone was i agree if anyone deserved to die it was him but its the concept of it.

[Razman360]

@nack287 Im sorry to hear that :/ but i dont think the human race is above celebrating the death of another, if the other deserved it enough.

[nack287]

@Razman360 i agree it is human nature to do that but we need to choose the rise above our base instinct(i stop here because if i carry onward i will start talking about all sorts of stuff on par with super christians on youtube)

[Razman360]

@nack287 I dont think we can abandon our innate behaviour altogether. I think behaviour like this is completely justified.

[nack287]

@Razman360 well i say we end the discussion before we start a flame war i feel both our points are completely valid good day sir.

[Razman360]

@nack287 thats fine by me ;D cya dudeee :P

[DanielZecevic]

@nack287 Hitler?... the list goes on

[nack287]

@DanielZecevic let it i have to the right to express my opinion

[brrittanyjones]

@nack287 THANK YOU

[nack287]

@brrittanyjones YOUR WELCOME

[ShadowKiller571]

@nack287

but bin laden is the cause of millions of deaths in america, killing him was justice for all the people who were killed by him

[bmn2661]

@nack287 you are an idiot! if someone killed you're entire family, and I killed them wouldn't you be a little relieved... as if justice had been served! I look forward to your liberal response!

[nack287]

@bmn2661 I would indeed be relieved. However I would not celebrate, I personally would of preferred said killer to go to jail. Loss of life is nothing to be celebrated. No matter what the person who died did.

[22thejew]

@nack287 im sure thats what osama was thinking on 9/11

[ForYeensSake]

More like Obama : 1 Osama : 1

[theelectricmsh]

Ok , let me quote you "He was responsible of the murder of thousands of innocent people" , ur right , ur absolutely right no one can disagree.

but as an arab let me ask u the ultimate question that is never answered:What about the millions of people killed in palestine since 1948 and counting ?What about the hundreds of thousands of people killed in iraq ?now dont get me wrong , i as a muslim am as happy as u are for the death of bin laden, we just need those questions answered..

[rottenjellybean45]

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[giggshenrik]

wow, the united states think they can do whatever they want, like with this military action in Pakistan and also with how they have been spying on norwegian citizens from their us embassy in oslo. all without the locla police or gov. knowing!

[mljungberg10]

"National unity" is part of the problem.

[JusteunMusicien]

I can't really morally agree with you on the idea that it's "alright" to celebrate his death. Your defense at around 1:40 is arbitrary, you must admit. Two wrongs will never make a right. Personally I'm quite disgusted by the fact that our entire nation is ecstatic over this. How many thousands of innocent people did we lose? Instead of fighting over credit for who killed him, politicians should be apologizing for not doing anything about the terrorist threats(which the gov was informed about).

[Jonasluverch]

where did u get your hoodie? i want a red one!!

[weeman1364]

@Jonasluverch You can get them at "Zumiez" Usually at the mall.

[MegaCollinator]

@Jonasluverch men I just love this kind of comments next to all this bunch of deep intelectual ones

[Jonasluverch]

@MegaCollinator what??

[dnbull]

I don't care what anyone says, NO ONE deserves to die... I don't care how bad the person is man that's just cruel. I prefer torture over death, but at the end of the day this is my opinion.

[Nannirk]

Considering how long they staked out his place, I'd say they could easily have taken him alive.

Trial and life in solitary is a better punishment than an easy way out.

[Roithepro]

t gonna make another book so that the movie can continue and stuff like that man i was frustrated a whole week after i heard that J.K.Rowling wasnt gonna make another book.

beacuse then i knew that there wasnt gonna be another movie. and that would have beed sad................... but now im alright again. but its still sad...................... cuz i hope there wil be anotehr movie. if not its sad.....................:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( and thats gonna dissapoint the HP fans....

[Roithepro]

Harry Potter the horcruxses part hehe. i know that cuz i watched all of the Harry Potter films like 6 times in a week cuz i couldnt do anything else.

But i am a HUGE fan of all this Harry Potter and that kinds of magic, but also Hogwarts i would LLLLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE it to be real and that i ws a ´´WIZZARD´´. but of course it´s never gonna be REAL but u can create hogwarts like in i think new orleans of orlando or something i cant really remember,

But i also think that its sad that Rowling isn

[Heymanitsme1]

i like the horcruxe joke havn't heard thatone

[TheDrPhil100]

Celebrating Bin Ladens death is completely distaste full. Something that I find interesting is that the only place were you find people celebrating "their enemy's death" is in extremist muslim nations.

[R1nneganD3mon]

watch zeitgeist on youtube u'll understand

[CPPARTIES1]

Obama's Birth Certificate was Osama's last horcrux.

[urfaceisausername]

emily's arm....?

[carlo88moe]

"guysguysguys-we.sho.aperson.i­n da face" lol, classic

[chantaltiffany]

The Pakistani government was suppose to be helping our military movement. Some claim involvement with his death. I think more than anything, they are embarrassed, considering they promised he wasn't there. Also, you better believe they will retaliate, let's just hope we are prepared, and maybe we'll be a step ahead.

[Tylerissoreallycool]

nobody deserves to die, some just need to more than others

[dumbasffff]

The whole buzz about Osama and Obama is...

oBama*oSama = (oama)*(BS)

BS

[alexisd3]

@dumbasffff BS = BullShit???

[dumbasffff]

@alexisd3 thats exactly what i said :)

[alexisd3]

@dumbasffff hahahaha nice :)

[screwdat27]

...Go blazers:D

[zxc28]

I'm just glad I feel a little safer after his death, but I'm not going into the streets to prance for one man's end.

We got revenge on him.

But his 9/11 was revenge on us for "forclosing" the palestinians.

I won't hate him. Even if he almost killed my mother on that day. I love my mother. I won't hate him just because he's human. All I feel for him is pity that he allowed his vengeful feelings consume him.

[nitrotoyota]

It's amazing what people can do while the PS3 network is down.

[Shinytunes99]

♫ ♪ Who lives in a coffin under the sea..... ♫ ♪....OSAMA BINLADEN! ...whooz freaky and evil but as dead as can be? OSAMA BINLADEN!

[baggeghfreak]

you know who else were in part responsible for killing thousands of innocents, bush and the us goverment hurr hurr fucking retard americunts LOL

[MadzBlogg]

Alright, I think bin Laden being dead is a good thing. I just was thinking....what are his 'people' going to do? Their are some people who knew his plans...does this mean another 9/11 but worse? Are they going to come attack the United States to get back? Are they going to kill Obama? No one knows, but if you think about it, its possible. We don't know whats going to go on. Lets just hope for the best, look to the bright side and say..."bin Landen...is...dead."

[iiRepIay]

Well, I bet Osama didn't plan the attacks himself..

[Bassrocka09]

OBAMA: 1

OSAMA: 0

[TheXcathii]

@Bassrocka09 OBAMA:1

OSAMA: two towers and all the people in them

[Eric101point101]

@Bassrocka09 for a moment i thought that said osama: 1...

[googoo120]

@Bassrocka09

isn't it

OBAMA: 1

OSAMA: 1

are we forgetting 911?

[FELINEGUARD]

@Bassrocka09

NOT HATING JUST SAYING I THINK ITS MORE LIKE:

OS - 1

OB - 1

BUT NO, CUZ NEITHER OF THEM PHYSICALLY DID SHIT

[foodonface]

BUT CONAN O'BRIAN SHAVED HIS BEARD!!!

[iheartyousquids]

It's never a good thing to celebrate the death of another human being, no matter who they were.

I am disgusted by everyone's jokes and happiness over it.

[nascarfan241108]

@iheartyousquids umm im celebrating

[TheMinims]

Well, Obama's second term is pretty much secured now. What perfect timing

[Jellyhag02]

@TheMinims Some people say it's too perfect a timing... Don't you love conspiracies ? I think they're so much fun !!!

[EvelynPendragon]

Dan, you forgot a joke:

Who lives in a coffin under the sea?

O. Bin Laden!

Who's creepy and freaky and dead as can be?

O. Bin Laden!

[Joshown83]

I think the families that were victimized during the attacks should be given the chance to have a private viewing of the death photos if they choose to.

[ThePezhi]

gay

[OcelotDAD]

Showing a lot of maturity on this one Dan... good job with the reboot, I am loving it.

[b33RsAcK]

bin laden died long time ago...

[sushibu]

We are also responsible fr the death of thousands of people. No more comments. Or else I'd get into a rant.

[WithFireIDance]

people need to shut up about bin laden. I mean, Al Qaeda is SO 2001

[Calley07]

@WithFireIDance Nope, Al Qaida has done a lot of shit during all those years, the world does not revolve around America.

[WithFireIDance]

@Calley07 I believe you misunderstand the cold humor of my joke. I am aware that Al Qaeda has done much even after 9-11. And i know that the world doesnt revolve around america, if anything, the world revolves around china, if you get my joke

[Calley07]

@WithFireIDance I don't think you can misunderstand a "SO" joke. But you can be boring and reply seriously.

[toxoid]

Bush. Was. Worse.

[Mariomaniac37]

MY dad met the janitor who was present in one of the twin towers when the plane hit. He made it out alive, but he reports bombs that were going off in his basement level when it hit. He was told not to say anything. He did. His story was changed when published. 9/11 was an inside job, Dan. There are plenty of worth while documentaries about it. LOOK IT UP. It's just too suspicious.

[devonhayley]

Saying the American involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan was about the regime OR the oil isnt wrong either way... But it is a harsh simplification of a very complicated issue.

[alyausa]

I think iraqi people will be the happiest people in the Arab world cuz alqaida destroyed iraq and killed innocents

[IndianaJoker]

Oh yes! I actually never thought about that Two Minutes' Hate until now--a very accurate comparison.

[Jellyhag02]

@IndianaJoker Disgusting, isn't it ? Makes me puke every time...

[raynod256]

WHyd they kill osama. He was getting old!!! he was gonna die anyway

[hl2nudel]

@raynod256 jea of course let him alive.. because hes going to die anyway... WTF ARE YOU STUPID????

[Jellyhag02]

@hl2nudel No, actually, he'd have just liked his taxes better spent on healthcare and free education than on killing a dude he'd never even seen...

[hl2nudel]

@Jellyhag02 wich doesn't change the fact that he would kill many people if he still were alive

[alexlynk]

Everyone deserves to die, Dan. But that doesn't mean we should celebrate.

[Jellyhag02]

@alexlynk This is a funny way of bringing it about... What do you mean, everyone DESERVES to die ?

[WWEFREAK372]

fuck this towel head he is dead

[555aboud]

oh and on 9/11 (september 11), what 3000 people got killed?

and in iraq, about half a million people are killed and when the arab countries find proof that america tries to steal oil from iraq, america says: "im sorry". WTF?

[LegosPL0X]

@555aboud While that is a valid point, I must say the the ratios for cause of a war and effect of said war can be much greater. For example, WWI: 1 man's death caused the death of millions. WWII: 2,403 Americans died at pearl harbor and about 6-7 million died in the war following. In perspective, Iraq doesn't seem as bad.

[Jellyhag02]

@LegosPL0X Do you know that pearl harbor ISN'T the cause of WWII ?

[LegosPL0X]

@Jellyhag02 I do, but it was what got the United States into the war. That's why I only gave America's casualties and not the other countries'.

[555aboud]

READ THIS COMMENT:

Osama is not a bad guy at all! he just want to get revenge on what americans did to afganistan and iraq. look how many americans killed innocent people and sent loads of bombs to afganistan. and if your saying that america went to afganistan to stop the goverment regime, well your wrong. they went there only to steal the oil. and if your still not believing me. see this video: ( it is an english video dont worry)

watch?v=uuK_4BUj7Z0

[AZombieProduction]

@555aboud whats wrong with you ur a bad American 

[felpics]

@AZombieProduction he is right

[Jellyhag02]

@AZombieProduction You definitely WERE brainwashed at some point in your life. There is no such thing as a "bad" american, nor are there "good" americans. There are just people... And people don't always have the same opinion as you do, and that does not make them bad people...

[srock2626]

@555aboud he dosent care about iraq at all............. he only went there because A. there the only place that would take him B. commen enemy, us and not a bad guy? BAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrElektrolyt]

bin laden commands and what 4000 people dies?

bush commands and 100 000 +++ people dies?

obama gets peace price AND enjoys the killing via tv.

whats the difference?

[itsnotwierditsart]

@WildMan7856 I meant, i knew that Dan would make a video about Osama Bin Laden. Sorry for any confusion spawned from my less then specific comment.

[calupy]

i did not get this video in my sub-box!

[P3treos]

My point of view is that Osama did a kind of resistance to America's imperialistic behaviour. Yes he is guilty for the deaths of thousands of people, indeed, but well let's not name him "the bad guy". Look what America has done to millions: Vietnam, Iraq, now Libya and loads of other conflicts where America took place in order to gain profit from it. And don't get me wrong, I don't mix the people of America with the American goverment, and it's the American goverment I am accusing...

[MegaCollinator]

@P3treos I agree with you besides I like to add that america is kind of bad at making excuses for war no offense but they make the dumbest ones that just barely is taken as acceptable because of being good for more than just them and maybe osama was just following his belifes but I belive that it is still bad he took al does lives therefore osama is a big piece of dead terrorist shit :)

[Jellyhag02]

@P3treos Agreed, but I want to correct you on some thing : You talk about "America" where you should talk about the "United States of America". America implies all of the Southern America, and Mexico and Canada as well, and, well... I wouldn't say Canada has an imperialistic behaviour so much as the United States do... Besides, you can totally say "United-statian" when talking about someone from the United States.

[P3treos]

@Jellyhag02 Dude, I think you have enough sense to understand that if I used United states of America instead of just "America" i wouldn't be able to sum it up in one comment. I did not mean to imply Canada, Southern America and Mexico.

[Jellyhag02]

@P3treos Or, you could say "USA", then you'd have more space in your comment ! And you wouldn't be saying stuff you don't mean...

[P3treos]

@Jellyhag02 Yeah. Well anyways, I think most people get the point. But thank you for the advice anyways dude.

[magicmrbob]

Baby Bush is sad, his buddy is killed, now who is going to lend him money.

[vruls]

Am i the only one who thinks that Bush was more involved in 9/11 then Bin Laden?

[ilovepie800]

that was the biggest game of hide and seek ever

[MrSuperMarijuana]

Actually, i think now American's are same as Bin Laden, now your bad guys and you deserve to die too...who said you didn't kill lots of innocent muslim people for example..So i must say, it would be fair if Japans woud return you Automic Bomb right?

[IndianaJoker]

@MrSuperMarijuana Thanks for saying all Americans deserve to die. I think we deserve to die too. *eyeroll*

[TheAsh129]

i love you dan <3

[Mayorkaman]

Killing innocent muslims is stupid.

That's just stooping to there level.

Never stoop down to anothers level,not even a bit, because he will pull down deeper and beat you with his experience

[The0ppositeofadults]

@Mayorkaman THEIR >:l

[altcommand]

@Mayorkaman Except we...won.. :\

[digrood]

@xtheatrexqueenx there is shit loads of evidence that it was the us government/millitary, go watch zeitgeist.