Good News Everyone!

[BoogsterSU2]

Good news, everyone! Family-owned Apple Cider production is finally back in business!

[MrUn1versal]

104 people received no good news

[cousinted]

Uh oh, I don't like the sound of that

[featheredice]

I heard this so many times that it ended up sounding like "Good news Obi Wan..."

[Through011]

Bad news everyone ACTA is upon us

[Marcelll21]

PUTRICIDE HAHAHA

[adelnhanna]

you forgot "who likes good news? everyone?"

not sure the episode

[Josue31627]

This reminds of the EXCUSEEE ME PRINCESS! video.

[BAMFOreo]

GNUS EVERYONE

[electrobussterr]

Bender and Professor Farnsworth own!

[cmksify]

good news everyone i`m the 852,836 viewer

[zaccliffordpagetorr]

good news everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SexyVortigaunt]

Good news, everyone! 13 Senators revoked support for SOPA/PIPA.

[lynnenew]

Haha

[cmksify]

850,457 viewers?should have alot more than that

[rajifusama]

good news is bad news too

[diablocell]

Baad news nobody

[HB791]

The professor only says that for fry's sake

[MrAtomic2000]

GUT NUUUUS

[SnazzyLion]

BUT WHAT IS THE NEWS? ;_;

[zenden50]

i liked the part when he said, "Good news everyone"

[lanawannabe87]

There is one that is missing from this list that is my favorite.

"Good news everyone; I've got bad news. "

[lawlor88]

0:13 he says "Good news ANYONE" :)

[MegaAvenger2]

00:7 I like how nibbler runs out the door

[Nyancat8meh]

I LIKE THE LAST ONE THE BEST oh crap i pressed Caps lock oh well im to lazy to retype it all

[s900203]

Professor lost a ton of electrons.

[vaiosony2]

I should go

[Johnh1999]

Good news everyone! if you read this, you'll hear Professor Farnsworth say that in your head!

[mk741]

Farnsworth: Good news everyone! Apparently I was a meme on the interwebs in the 21st century!

Fry: So was I.

[kyawmawthu]

Bad news nobody

[nikitak09]

I'm going back to Family Guy.

[markoran1111222]

@nikitak09 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!!

[evansthekul]

im going to take a wild guess and say this is were putricide's audio is referring to

[ttv0]

news eveyone

[TerrorCrow]

0:13 He says "Good news ANYONE" ???? WTF?

[TheBiohazard3179]

hahhaahwhwhahs

[Alien4ever23]

I used to have good news, but then I took an arrow in the... oh wait, those are getting boring as fuck

[DeathlyRawr]

@Alien4ever23 Looks like someone took an arrow to the knee. I didn't want to live on this planet anymore. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Chaseoman]

Good Nyews

[randombeing95]

hahaha

[datsome80]

You forgot 'NEWS EVERYONE!'

[viktor2008]

bad news nobody

[TECpeds94]

@viktor2008 Im loling so much

[SuperUncleruckus]

the amount of positivity in this video astounding

[werewolfdudeguy1]

WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS??

[TheDrZamboni]

I like the part where he says, "Good news, everyone!".

[IceSlushi]

@TheDrZamboni When?

[Nemesis986]

Good news everyone! I invented a machine that makes you read this in my voice.

[andreosterlindh]

@Nemesis986 geniouuus

[Proxymated]

@Nemesis986 your supposed to use a picture of him saying it, learn from the professionals

[dankhimself]

@Proxymated You're supposed to know the difference between 'you're' and your. Learn it from a second grader.

[Proxymated]

@dankhimself i'm trilingual and my vocab exceeds some of my teachers, so shut your dick hole dumb nigger, this isn't an essay stupid cunt.

[dankhimself]

@Proxymated Hahahaha You're such an angry, ignorant person. Trilingual AND you know more words than teachers!!! Go suck your own dick somewhere else. Knowledge is useless if it isn't applied.

[Proxymated]

@dankhimself go suck your own dick? i can eat an alphabet cereal and shit out a better comeback then that. knowledge is useless unless it's applied? it is applied, in real life. dumb ass

[7CellarDoors]

@Proxymated Lol nice burn bro.

[bsara1000]

Who likes good news? Everyone?

[GreenCakeLazer]

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

9GAG

[superjchamma]

Good news everyone! MLP will become unpopular in approximately 2-4 years, and another meme will take place!

[Chinese0Chicken]

@superjchamma Bad news everypony!

The hipsters are still here!

[superjchamma]

@Chinese0Chicken GODDAMMIT GO AWAY! LEAVE US HIPPIES ALOOOOOONE!

[Chinese0Chicken]

@superjchamma Hippies?

Wut.

[superjchamma]

@Chinese0Chicken Actually, you bronies are the hippies. Your crackhead minds convinced yourselves to watch the show, because you are on serious drugs. You are all going to die of deviated septa, paranoid delusions of Pinkie Pie, and hallucinations of any of the 6 main characters of MLP. See you all in hell. :}

[Chinese0Chicken]

@superjchamma Good news, anyone!

You're the only one who called yourselves hippies!

(\o3o/)

[214CIceCar]

@Chinese0Chicken Correction:  The normal people are here. ;)

[Chinese0Chicken]

@214CIceCar 10 in every 8 normal people are bronies.

True story.

[DeathlyRawr]

@Chinese0Chicken Explains me.

[Chinese0Chicken]

@DeathlyRawr This sounds like good news, for everyone.

[Pjake7]

@Chinese0Chicken *Surprise twist ending* I WAS THE BRONIE ALL ALONG?!?!

[Chinese0Chicken]

@Pjake7 What a tweest!

[TheRichiecha]

Good new anyone

[McLovinTRoyce]

good news everyone !

[wondermega4ever]

Good news nobody..I'am the 3884th guy who likes this video.

[ARavingLooony]

good news everyone i have bad news

[dmccullough1992]

my dad says "good news everyone!" whenever we sit down to eat.

[freegamingsolutions]

Good news everyone. But then i took an arrow to the knee.

[iLoGiKzHSL3G3ND]

@freegamingsolutions Good news everyone! That joke is getting fucking old!

[epsocool]

When Justin Bieber dies. "Good news everyone!"

[Beriorn]

But... what *is* the news?

[baadspelur2]

There was good news... in till I took and arrow to the knee

[Chinese0Chicken]

Good news, everypony!

[arhernan2008]

good every news one!

[funnythings4u]

0:13 'anyone' TITLE IS IN CORRECT HERP DERP

[JamesHasGames]

bad news no body lol

[456justaguy]

i liked the part where he said "I think the fork is flying!" XD

[Klymenos12]

Bad olds no one

[NeoCyberKing1993]

:goodnewseveryone:

[buffer545]

Good news everyone, you just read this in my voice.

[chaos359]

Great news, everyone! The slime is flowing again!

[DJskywolf1]

Good news everypony!

[Voidjanrulerserus]

@DJskywolf1

Bronies dont belong on a futerama video.

[DJskywolf1]

@Voidjanrulerserus :ppumad:

[Voidjanrulerserus]

@DJskywolf1

yes because bronies suck and there trying to ruin the internet.

[DJskywolf1]

@Voidjanrulerserus LOL he mad!

[Voidjanrulerserus]

@DJskywolf1

Yep, troll

[Chinese0Chicken]

@Voidjanrulerserus Bad news, nopony.

[eyeofsauron1000]

Good news everyone, i've created a comment that makes you read this in the proffesors voice!

[classicsonic91]

I thought this was an announcement not a reel.

[bsara1000]

Who likes good news? Everyone?

[dEndiProductions]

Lyrics, please.

[GigaBahamut]

Bad news anyone, I've got some good news no one.

[BestUsername67]

....And It was all for Fry's befit.

[SkylarStrayJackett]

GOOSE NEW EVERYONE

[regergekowns]

NOW I REMEMBER WHAT THIS REMINDED ME OF.. THE BOSS IN ICECROWN CITADEL

[byron4557]

bad news nobody

[vada2000]

bad news nobody. you just read this in my voice.

[deathshadow2492]

Good news everyone! This video is on the TV Trope page of Memetic Mutation!

[gameroomvids]

Good new everyone! This video exists!

[BeanTownKid97]

good news everyone i dont want to live in this world anymore

[bigpoppa1234]

My favourite part is when the Professor says, "Great news everyone."

[riacharda]

I'd like to see one of Kiff sighing :D

[XombieLejon66]

Good news everyone, I got in a fight with the garbage men and they're cutting off our service!

[ixonixas]

good news anyone? :DD

[louster200]

everypony

[cosmicmelon]

Bad olds no one... :/

[Nat4Brendan]

@cosmicmelon *Bad olds no many.

[bloodtimer]

Good news everyone, you lost the game.

[ToonOMate]

Wait, I'm sorry, I didnt hear what news it was.

Did you say it was "good"?

[lololrofl50]

00:13 good news anyone!!!

[Squee36]

Should've included the one where he just says "News everyone!"

[TheTime4solutions]

So, Whats the news?

[SilentForceX]

Good news everyone!

Good news everyone!

Good news everyone!

Bad news anyone! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[chaosbringer127]

0:08

[Pui1111]

good news anyone

[KingOfDarkness1996]

Lol ;P I love this show.

[shelby4369]

Good News, everyone. I'm on a YouTube video!

[misjif2341]

Good news, everyone. I've fixed the poison slime pipes!

[gtamaniak100]

bad news nobody xd

[kiyotewolf]

i made this into an mp3

[BenGoldmanRulzzz]

Qubert: (speaks into professor's voice machine) Good news everyone!I'm a horse's butt!

[RandomPuppyVids]

good news, everyone! ive created a device that makes you read this in my voice!

[sweet58441]

@RandomPuppyVids damn, your comment works :) haha

[ultimentman2]

And at 0:26 I just said to myself "Fucking hellish, god awful...oh who the fuck am I kidding, GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!"

[Set2Survive]

Bad News Nobody

[RandomPuppyVids]

fry: *walks in with his fossilized dog* good news, everyone!

[Atu7UP]

@RandomPuppyVids Thanks for write what i just saw

[bow2deathwish]

this is awesome

[FrostFireBolt13]

professor putricide



[josefu0]

Good News Everpony!

[10samm10]

@josefu0 Fuck you man, just fuck you.

[CoolBricks603]

Good news anyone!

[WingZero1828]

Good news everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this is MY voice!

[Tycholarfero]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[BattlegroundFilms]

You should make a remake with every one of those now

[Amar7605]

Usually when the Professor reports good news, it ends up being bad.

[octav237]

its the profesor putricide!! (wow)

[ryankon518]

Is he saying "good new everyone?"

[MrBoegela]

He sure is an optimist

[ARavingLooony]

crap news everyone

[Ninjaheiro]

good news week

[IllegalLaws]

Good New Savoury One

[losttribe3001]

My favorite part is when the Professor says, "Good news everyone."

[guyatrowe23]

@losttribe3001 Mine was when the Dragon of Mordor bashed through the gates of Gallion and ate the Wizard of Ice and then Fry and Bender took the swords of Izu, lord of life, and cut off the Dragon's head.

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

@losttribe3001 My favourite part is when the doors go 'PPssshhh'

[myhunter15]

@losttribe3001 my favorite part is when i saw a really unoriginal top comment

[losttribe3001]

@myhunter15 Oh no! Some 13 year old baby was able to pull himself away from his whore of a mother's tit to make an asinine comment on Youtube. Of course, its not your fault that you're a bedlamite. It is always the parents fault for raising a defective member of society.

[myhunter15]

@losttribe3001 I think comment also applies to yourself too buddy. Dont take yourself too seriously

[losttribe3001]

@myhunter15 Wow. Not so impressed with your comeback. Not very creative. Why don't you try again?

[myhunter15]

@losttribe3001 how about I don't because this will turn into a gay youtube argument

[madman101ish]

@myhunter15 good call

[losttribe3001]

@myhunter15 Then why did you chime in with your comment if you didn't want to start something? It is funny that you felt the need to shoot down my comment and then you act all innocent in the exchange. What did you expect would happen? If you don't want a 'gay youtube argument', then don't try to entice a response and act like you were just making a feckless comment. Don't start something unless you are willing to go the rounds. But I digress. I still am not impressed with your responses.

[CPZShows]

Good news anyone somepepole think I'm not a jerk

[ilovegames256]

Good News Everybody

Good News Everyone

Good News Everyone

Good News Everyone

Good News Everyone

Great News Everyone

Good News Everyone

Good News Everyone

Bad News Everyone

Bad News Nobody

[glvfan]

what about when he just says "News everyone!"

[adamdmasi]

He must have some really good news if he keeps saying that.

[VintageTopHat]

Good news everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news :D

[envyus83]

Bad Olds Nobody.

[moskitoshow]

PROFESSOR PUTRICIDE!!!!

[blanntaka]

whats the news?

[caseytheva]

I WANT SNOO SNOO

[FLaiR791]

OUCH! FIRE INDEED HOT!!!!

[MazJax]

Good news, everyone! You've just read this in my voice!

[MrTrojanic]

Good new zevry won

[Darkphrase]

He says it in the same to EVERY TIME!

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

goodnoose uonu san

Professor putricide of futurama XD