Eddie Griffin - You Tell 'em I said it (2011) Part 2

[davidoats1986]

I got 5 rocks I aint thrown one yet lol.

[differentandalike]

I met Eddie as a background actor

on Foolish.

I talk to him a long time.

He is real.

Great video.

[albama321]

Eddie griffin one love my nigga teach that truth

[duhjuce]

ayyt nikka you aint George Carlin..you said read lolol

[duhjuce]

thx for the better load

[TheMasterOE]

Sista: "Nigga I'ma leaving!"

Brotha: "I'ma kill you..."

Sista: "You killing who?! Let the killing begin muthafucka! Ah nigga lets get to killing! What?! What?!"

LOL

[JTKatz07]

I lost it at the Brookshire's line I wanna die laughing with this man

[BloodBeast14]

Where did these mystery bitches come from ?!

[Widmark33]

After Adam and Eve had many children they married one, another than angels came down from heaven to get they groove on too. They the ones fucking with our brains cuz after the 40 days and nights of rain they were killed but remain in the spirit so they they continue to fuck but now they fuck with our head!

[BlkAmerPncS]

"Some of the Christian heads in here, "you going to hell!". Christians and other religions are so judgmental, but don't the Bible say, "judge not, that ye be not judged." They are so quick to judge. Religion is all man made.

[EzequielVelez]

I got five rocks, and I ain't thrown one yet.

[AlboGangBang]

Over my dead body lmaooooop

[mizztrouble555]

Meanwhile in Al -Qaida

[mrcochino281]

sounds like hes illumunati...hmmmm

[DrMeh3]

I'm a Christian and I think this guy is going straight to Heaven XD

[mrA991s]

@Davetacular45

peace be upon moses , Jesus . mohamad and all messengers

did we get the message ?? the message is we're here to worship god , we must live side by side no matter what kind of beliefs we have , and I'll bring you some fresh dates and some camel milk everyday,, how about that neighbor :D

DON'T FUCK WITH I WON'T FUCK YOU !! :D

[CrimesonWitcher]

@mrA991s I couldn't agree with you more. Amen to that brother.

[youngpick13]

that white dude in the audiance is just lyk "fuck u eddie"

[918DAMIAN]

real talk cause long as you stay in fellowship wit god then you gone be ok.....

[pittman452]

GOT TO LOVE HIM!!

[AguelloLove]

You kill who!? Let the killin begin!! hahaha gets me every timeXD

[carlasow]

eddie griffin i wnat to fuk u

[PdubzCrew]

@carlasow

Christians dont think Jesus is the messenger..

They believe he is the messiah, the christ and the son of God. Just like a little correction ;)

[carlasow]

@PdubzCrew tell eddie i wat him wit his sexy ass

[krazykat59]

The Christians say Jesus is the messenger

The Muslims say it's Muhammad

I say who gives a fuck who the messenger is? Did you get the message?

Lol Love Eddie Griffin

[tharodsta]

white man: ill kill u, the kids and burn the house down and shot myself lol

[krakatoa16]

LOL look at that white guys expression at the end of the vid. he's not impressed..haha

[N1mro8]

wtf, you edit this video!?! Why FFS!

[Sonny67921]

It's only about halfway through that you realize that it's all about the jokes and not so much about religion. So don't feel offended; At least he has some sense about God and Christianity.

[xBensWorldx]

WE DON'T HAVE TO DIE FOR JESUS. HE ALREADY DIED FOR US. HE WAS FUNNY THOUGH

[N0Crrap]

i say who gives a S*** who the messenger is?

DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE??

>>> priceless

[sssalexsss07]

kinda the same jokes

[shawolst]

Honestly I think that religion is somthing for the economy not for us so I do t have one I belive in his though I am stern in that area but religion itself is kinda dumb

[Madrox1de]

How is the top rated comment a quote directly from the video? Couldn't think of anything better?

[TheAquarius1978]

absulutly superb

[jp23able]

I love the white guy at the very end, he doesnt know what the last joke means but smiles along anyway. jokes, i get jokes!

[RJSyeah]

this is why I like Russell Peters...he is very strict in not making fun of religion...it's a far too sensitive subject

[MrHimthere]

@RJSyeah yes but it is just entertainment man.

[l8rryjr21]

THIS IS AMAZING! FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!

[PuppyXz]

Religion is a disease.

[Peace2011yes]

Religious books should have warnings with picture of what happen during thousands of years because those books, like they do with tobacco and alcohol.

[Mattraction513]

Eddie stay recycling jokes still funny though

[409trillazzmexican]

Eddie Griffin out of line. Lol =)

[TheJazzplease]

Ask a christian to blow themselves up about jesus... "Nawww he wouldn't want me to do that!"

[Matthew94R]

Thought it was hilarious, however im white so i didnt really like the whole white guy burning his house down and killing his wife part

[yassineabdi]

By the way christian do terrorist since a lot of years in many country!! lool Haaa american always think you know things!!lool

[susu746]

LAME

[Hashishin13]

Wtf did you edit this? Where is the part about muslims playing the law of averages? Goddamn muslims.

[18kasius]

Your not gonna take my seeds away from me Guinevere

[laweezyana1]

lol u just gotta love eddie griffins facia expressions

[RepharaseJC]

Invented the shower to get Jesus Christ wet ! Damn that is funny !

[Tae24La]

First of all the Holy Bible says Cain knew his wife & they bore Enoch. If you knew anything about the Bible you'd know that Enoch was the 7th generation from Adam.. meaning there were plenty of people on Earth by then. & where did you get the idea you were made in His image?? Oh yea the "book" you dont believe in.. I guess there is also no Heaven, Hell, or Judgement since you dont believe in that "book"-- i guess we can do what we want since God never left us any guidance to define right & wrong

[Tae24La]

dude u slippN...

[MineCraftMrMoo]

now go on an take a bath and dont be walkin on ya water

[T32Y45]

LMFAOOO OOOOH man you goin to hail....im going to just for laughin lol

[mark1cSES]

iii()ii  WHISTLE!! ii()iii

[XSilvenX]

It seems Eddie has smartened up. He's doing much more responsible comedy. Hopefully people start to take notice and see this as encouragement to learn.

[candigurl2000]

kane and able got married. TO WHO!??!? rofl XD

[Vannereveilar]

most of what he sayd is true and everything he did was funny as hec

[JetScreamerJr]

This shit is funny AND true!

[aliksultan]

The black George Carlin lol

[ValukaX]

no wonder they got 20 wives they playing the law of averages ahahahahahah...gotta love the truthfulness about islam

[EndofDays213]

I came from a long line of Brookshirs you aint goin to take my seed from me" lmao

[TheSuirad]

im a christain and i dont give a FUUUG!!!

[Davetacular45]

I think all religions just mess people up. Like Eddie said, we don't need to look to holy books to have morals. Religions teach us lies and divide us.

[mrA991s]

@Davetacular45

but let's say people know what's right and wrong , then why don't they apply what's right and avoid what's wrong !! and If you honest we have more HALAL things then forbidden things.

[duhjuce]

@Davetacular45 that is where he's wrong the books he just said a nikka needs to read he really getting George Cariln on us

[laweezyana1]

in the begining there was adam and eve and adam and eve had to sons kane and able and kane and able got married ..... ta whoo where did these mystre bitchez come from lol this guy is danm straight funny nigga

[projectbrownman]

I'm a teacher and I'n VERY tempted to show this to my tutor group for their RE lessons. He says it all, in his own way of course, but he says it all.

[MILOCOCKS]

Eddie Griffin for president!! :D

[arubian06]

HAHAA I LOVE HOW HE DISSES CHRISTIANS

[VforVictorybitches]

IM GLAD FAMOUS PEOPLE FINALLY ARE SPEAKING OUT BOUT DA TRUTH.PLEASE EVERYONE QUIT YOUR JOB FOR FREEDOM & FINALLY TO TRAVEL WERE EVER U WANT.

[celinacaraballo352]

LMFAOOOOOOOO



[TurkishMujahid]

and muslims don't blow themselfs up because of the Prophet Mohammed pbuh , they blow themselfs up because they are desperate and don't know what else to do , + it is a military strategy just like how the japanese flew there planes in to american warships .. pls this biased american orientalist vieuws is not funny at all ..

[KX9N]

@TurkishMujahid Uhm you're a fucking idiot. If you had any actual knowledge of terrorist activities around the world, you would know most are not state sponsored and the majority of the suicide bombers are actually well educated and were brought up in middle class families.

[TurkishMujahid]

every war in history has been about some mothafucking religion he says .. well that might be true for in the past but what about the last 100 years ?? you white people have faught more wars for socialism and capitlaism then there ever was a war about religion

[TurkishMujahid]

@TurkishMujahid Only certain amount of muslim women wear face veil .. it is only custom in iran , afghanistan some parts of pakistan and saudi arabia and yes you have some women who also wear it in othe rmuslim countries but if i shoudl give a statistic about 10% of all muslim women wear the face veil , and it is not mentioned in the Qu'ran , it has more to do with culture like how in india women wear nose piercings .. so its not correct to say the face veil is a common muslim practice

[ColinByrdTV]

"That's probably why they invented the shower: just to get the nigga wet!"

[PatrioT6611]

''Muslims would strap a bomb on they selves, for some Muhammed''...

haha how ignorant could that nigga get? xD

...Terrorists aint Muslims, Terrorists aint got no religion, they just ''think'' they are Muslims, but Islam didnt say anything about bombing mofo's up to hell...

p.s: i knew he wasn't joking when he said it...

[EcEryda69]

29 people couldnt walk on water

[myworldofwhatever]

i feel like im watching deleted scenes from undercover brother!

[OGTmak]

""YO WHATS GOOD, IM OGTmak, MAINLY MOST OF MY VIDEOS ARE COMEDY SKITS, AND IT WOULD BE COOL/APPRECIATED IF U CHECKED EM OUT ON MY CHANNEL, HOPEFULLY ULL LIKE WHAT U SEE, IF U DO PLEEZ COMMENT/RATE/SUBSCRIBE,ALL THAT STUFF. PEACE!!!"

[Yngswavfox]

Jesus gon in there and take a bath. And dont be walkin on your water lol

[YungChrisB]

i got 5 rock and i anit thrown one yet

he anit say i got 5 five bullet bust and cap in this ass

[TheCajohnson]

i come from a long line of brookshires lol

[dogloverNV]

Hey, I'm hearing some Sam Kinison jokes here! ;) Thanks for the vids! LOVE IT!

[MikeyJLove4EVER]

LMFAO whne the muslum bitch took off the veil! XX''''DDDD

[arron7980]

ill kill u

ill kill the kids

ill burn the fuckin house to the ground

and ill do myself lol that the funniest part

[Halestormification]

27 chistians watched this.

[lebaneseridah]

You know how jesus whistle?

[jhalton]

"Soon as you go to church somebody tryin to stick a dick in ya and they need some money"

[lilHippo]

@jhalton lol just like the gov't

[BitterBigTuba]

@jhalton in mosques its the same

[xxxLETSGOBANGxxx]

@jhalton

i swear to god, right as i looked at your comment, he said it.

[97NROD]

@hhr1010 STFU DAMN STOP BEING A PUSSY HE TOLD A JOKE ABOUT ALL RELIGON SO FU GO BLOW UP!

[hrr1010]

@97NROD dude he dont have the right to make jokes about a religion

u know wt ur a jerk 2 :)

[hrr1010]

I WAS ENJOYING THE VIDEO UNTIL HE INCLUDE MUSLIMS

ONE WORD <<< "RESPECT" 2 "RESPECT"

CANT U DO SOME FKIN STAND UP COMEDY WITHOUT INCLUDING RELIGION

EDDIE GRIFFIN SUCH A JERK

[KookiePopsy]

@hrr1010 stfu cunt its funny

[aim1221]

"Let the killin' begiiin motherfucker!!!"

I laughed my ass off!!

[freerayhn]

Who the fuck cares who's the messenger did you get the message??? Preach Eddie!!!

[freerayhn]

I love Eddie Griffin's comedy...he drops jewels!

[00YouShit00]

Eddie Griffin ur a faggot for talking about Jesus like that. Well we now know where your heading.

[SpidermanRun]

@00YouShit00 HAHAHAHAHA and you're an idiot for actually thinking that. . . . your life must suck :-)

[ChiWalker15]

@00YouShit00 Stfu he's a comedian. You're a faggot for thinking this is wrong. lol. Fucking Knocks these days... God hates you for having no sense of humor.

"Christians always the first ones that wanna send someone to hell..." lol

[czerepification]

@00YouShit00 You know nothing. I'm pretty sure that someone that calls someone a faggot does not have a pipeline to God. You need to pray for a sense of humor. JC might take pity on you and give you one.

[themorris14]

@00YouShit00 another christian "sending" somebody to hell. way to fall right into his joke

[BayouBluesMan]

@00YouShit00 to your wife?

[00YouShit00]

@BayouBluesMan Im not married u fucking coward next time come up with better comebacks. Fucking cow.

[BayouBluesMan]

@00YouShit00 actually u got owned by multiple users a gangbang of ownage if u will

[kingibrahimk2]

"Ask O.J, Kob-e, Tiger Woods, it aint no good" lmao

[Pr0ductionzbyd3e]

Where these mystery bitches come from???

[ksigaming]

@Pr0ductionzbyd3e that is the funniest shit ever lmao

[MrNtwali5]

And cain and abel got married... TO WHO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA this just kills me

[NICKEYBLACK35]

I'm having a ball watching this. Love the Christian jokes "strap a bomb to ya self for Jesus?!"

[vicdarapper]

lmao this is one of the gratest comedians funny hahahah

[olihill101]

Click the speech bubble button under the video to turn that annoying shit off.

[darkcross10]

22 people through all there 5 rocks

[kushroller1]

22 white people disliked this -_-

[kingpinCaramel]

"You don't fuck down. You fuck up!"

ROFL.

[NexusDarkworld338]

wow all this time going to brothels, I could have gone to church and it probably saved some money ;)

[Deedee8710]

bol i lovee this part fa sum stranqe reason. das REAL doee

[egjdmcivichatch]

i was dam there that niggaz daddy! haha

[SAXONBIGDADDY]

where did these mystery bitches come from?!!!!!!!!!!!

[YoungNateDaGreat]

let the killing begain mutherfucker!

[sharlynmerat1]

"YOU KILLIN WHO NIGGA? LET THE KILLEN BEGINN!!" lmao

[TriiCkYsNiPer]

Lmfao This Nigga is funny af !

[Besnikpllana]

1:00-2:05 i love this part

[PhyllisAlexis]

watch this when you are stoned.....u gonna faint of laughter or somethin x)

but either stoned or not....Eddie CRACKS me up <3 smart ass guy

[nickythebaddest]

YOU KILLIN WHO?! LET THE KILLIN BEGINNNN MUTHAFUCKAA ! Lmao!!

[mrfreshness2008]

I'll kill you, I'll kill the kids, I'll burn the fucking house to the ground, then I'll do myself!

[tellemscrappy]

1:50-2:05

[MushyTheMack]

I'll kill you then I'll kill the kids then I'll burn this fuckin house to the ground and then I'll do myself! (x_x)

[tellemscrappy]

let dat nigga no he goin to hell...

[jerelcoles123]

@tellemscrappy haha thats the funniest part

[navi32793]

oh wow..this shit..is so funnie..! lmao..!!

[supernova75060]

wow! lmfao! damn this nigga is Crazy!

[puissant14]

This nigga is so reallllll

[Deangilo1014]

awhole book about jesus but that nigga aint wrote one book

[epetrovic87]

A lot from his old work,ccc... Still funny :)

[EVILWAYS1000]

19 dislikes tiger hoods 18 hoez and his wife lol

[Akujin44]

@Yeppox Firstly.. I'm not saying he isn't ignorant of Islam religion.. But you're making the assumption he is. This is a stand up comedy act. The things he's talking about is for humor purposes.. Weather they're completely accurate or not.. Lastly, the joke was about getting the message.. Not worrying about 'who' the messenger was.. He's saying that's not important. You're obviously oblivious to the bigger picture...

[pdotchiz]

chill out people if you cant take a joke ytf are you watching it..if you offended go sit down and pray for abit a humour

just saying.

[2ntnun]

man if you timid people get upset about this shyt.... use would of died if you heard richard prior....... lmaoau

[luizfilipefigueira]

crackers are whack!!

[Senorromeo4u]

@Nottrollable At least you grow a damn sense of humor after my comments. Your fucking piece of shit should thank me. lol....

[tdogg4575]

to all those who r so uptight bout religion. STFU we dont care bout this that ignorant etc. we believe wat we believe u believe wat u believe. in actuality we dont really care about each others religions we to busy in our own religion to give a dam. try living somebody elses life, hard as hell. and ITS JUST A FUCKING JOKE STOP BEING SO SERIOUS LAUGH BITCHES!!!!!

(get off eddies nutz cuz plenty of ppl make fun of worse things so stop getting upset cuz he made fun of ur religion)

[proof7306]

You can tell that this man is ignorant.

[oldstock1607]

he stole the whistle-through-Jesus'-hand line from an early 80's Sam Kinison act.

[hOOdilol]

@oldstock1607 thanks for sharing...Now in more important news: "Youtube is banning smart-asses from their site. They say trolls and retards are ruining the social experience. Stay tuned for moar". Newsflash dude: NO ONE CARES.

[oldstock1607]

@hOOdilol Look, I realize that to little punk asses like you, it is still thrilling to talk shit to someone you know you will never meet, but really? pointing out his joke theft makes me a "retard" and a "smart ass?" Run along now little kid, leave the discussions to the grown folks.

[hOOdilol]

@oldstock1607 A joke theft?...wasn't even his to begin with. I heard that joke from grandpa. Stop sucking Kinison's dick and enjoy the routine plz. People go to comedy videos to laugh not to get butthurt'ed over some minor bullshit like a bitch. Move along now or GTFO my internets.

[oldstock1607]

@hOOdilol go suck a dick, bitch-trick

[hOOdilol]

@oldstock1607 For a redneck you sure as hell speak good ebonics. BTW, you got trolled in my first comment, thanks for being a part of my social experiment kk?, ty ggz.

[tdogg4575]

@oldstock1607 who the fuck is sam kinison? better yet who gives a fuck the joke is funny laugh or stfu

[oldstock1607]

@tdogg4575 zip it, coon

[tdogg4575]

@oldstock1607 make me cracker

[cnotes1985]

I'm a Christian because I know the truth not a truth the truth. Its not about a comission but its the great comission, don't let the ignorance of ppl in the past dictate on how it is

[Senorromeo4u]

@Nottrollable there is a differents between being a asshole and just being a muthafucka..Your ass Fail

[TheFuckingError]

''Let that nigga know he going to hell, I'm kinda busy right now.''

[kukantiz]

Black people why are you still christians? Don't you know how and why your ancestors were converted in the first place? Goes for latinos as well.

[TheHeroInDisguise]

@kukantiz Who says the black people today are still being christian because they're converted? They are not allowed to believe something else than the stereotypical voodoo they use in Africa?

[LeoRyuu17]

y is everybody taken this so serious he's a comidien he's only sayn this shit to b funny stop bein such tight ass and laugh

[cher2fly]

@LeoRyuu17 werdss this is his career its wat he gets paid for

[LeoRyuu17]

@cher2fly happy that i got somebody to agree wit me

[chyo1]

I'm atheist and I'm pretty happy with the fact that my parents didn't force a religion on me. I don't need to pray to a higher being to know right from wrong, I just think that's logic.

[MrElvisr27]

lol