okay hayley, jake, don't repspond to peoples comment unless its an actual question like "where did you film this" second yes the videos aren't the greatest quality, but its also done by 2 people with a budget of $0, the song itself isn't bad and yeah he's not a great singer, neither is trent reznor of NIN, point is give this guy some music theory lessons some singing lessons a full band and a budget to make music videos, i guarentee it would awesome
@x54aa Isn't that everyone? Give him a team of coaches, advisors, dress him up nice, give him some plastic surgery, he'll be a rock god. Good theory. You should work for Island Records, or UMG.
Wow I'm surprised nobody noticed the nipple shot...I mean cmon it's right there! (4:54) Horrible video, yet highly entertaining. A guitar strap indeed helps a little bit when standing and pretending to play hahahaha kudos
Wow how much attention were you paying to my boobs? I am pretty sure that it is just a piece of something stuck to the front of my dress, but if it isn't what did you do to figure that out? freeze frame it?
I can't lie I actually like this song. The video was alright though the crazy dancing pushed it into a silly, fun sort of sense that didn't really match the song's lyrics, in my opinion. Good stuff, though, I would watch more.
The unprecedented ridicule of your musical abortion has forced you to turn you apparent intent to be humorous. However, not unlike your terrible fake-guitar skills, this is fooling nobody. You fail.
do you have a life or is this what you do all day?
I must say that my fake guitar skills are indeed awful, I haven' t had much practise FAKING IT. I must say that our non-fake guitar skills are somewhat better....
Two people with a video camera being utterly ridiculous in a public location... you don't think that we were laughing our asses off in between takes?
HAHAHAHAHA.... WOW appreciate all of your comments :D this has been highly entertaining for my friend and I. FYI I am on day release, so back off before I explode in a fit of RAGE.
this has to be a joke right?! the girl looks as though shes on day release and the guy looks like the evil lecherous retard called malcolm who collects shopping trolleys for a living. must be a bitch sharing the one guitar on stage! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! this will keep me laughing until christmas.
this has to be a joke right?! the girl looks as though shes on day release and the guy looks like the evil lecherous retard called malcolm who collects shopping trolleys for a living. must be a bitch sharing the one guitar on stage! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! this will keep me laughing until christmas.
I didn't know dracula took the corporeal form of Jimmy from my high school. He was the one who was really into reading manga, and always wore clothes look cool on anime characters, but always ended up two sizes to big on his gangly frame.
This was probably the most constructive response yet. Appreciate it. I'll skip 7 for now, unless I really do become famous, do drugs and then overdose or something ;)
The most important thing is these guys have the balls to put their creation on show and alot of bands first material is rough around the edges. The work def shows promise.
Makers obviously know that the music quality and video standard are home made, second rate etc and obviously not the final product or are a work in progress so negative review without any suggestions on improvement just shows the character of the critic - and it's pretty sad when you are merely remembered as a second rate critic.
Well done - reminds me of Depeche Mode meets Nice Cave...love the background setting. It seems to me interesteing especially when you enter your creations onto the net that there will always be critics and youtube is rife with them.
You would've at least played a chord. Like, one chord. Pretend that you know how. An E or something, come on. Hovering your hand above the strings does not produce sound, nor those it fool me into thinking it can.
You look silly, you act stupid, blah blah, said and done, but otherwise, this wasn't too painful to listen to, and the quality of the video isn't that bad.
I know! it was so akward, I don't have a strap on my guitar so I was finding it hard to fake it, but I can play it, just check out my own videos... not very good quality, but I can play.
HAHAHA congradufawkinglations, we are CANADIAN eh! and we are just exited that people are watching, at least we are unafraid to be fools and broadcast it!
For your info DrChalkwithering he is not a goth faggot or a fawking tranny he is a computer tech and I just happen to be a new single parent , (so i particularly resent the fatty remark) we are just breaking out of the dull routine of mundane life. So what, we are amateurs, big deal. We don't care what you think, we had fun filming this!
plenty of moms are able to work back and be in shape after having a child. you must just be lazy, and apparently also easily excitable and have low self esteem since you reply to anything you perceive as criticism with attempts to humiliate and upset the other person. there are more important things in the world to worry about than whether or not some stranger on the internet thinks you are fat. one order of seltzer and vinegar for you missy since YOU are clearly the one with sand in her vadge
Actually my self esteem is high enough to know that all of the average junk that I have created is worth more than your shitty two bit opinion deeming it so. If your life is sad enough for you to waste your time insulting people over the net , and assuming that you know anything what so ever about their real life persona, I feel sorry for you.
I love it when two really ugly people are in love with each other. It makes moments of epic fail like this worth while. The look in guys eyes at 5:00 is gold! These two will go down in the annals of douchebagdom forever and ever.
love it
Wurdalak666 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAAAHHHGNGNNNHHNNGNNNNN
TheSorrow21 2 years ago
Goths can't make decent music videos for shit. Any Cleopatra Records video compilation will confirm this.
Sesquipedaliantique 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im 12 and what is this
Chiba413 2 years ago
Shower of shit.
ligeynuts 2 years ago 3
Close your eyes, take a deep breath and
blow negativity into oblivion.
I have watched this video 5 times now and I like the song more and more each time.
Negativity is much homelier than sweet-hearts with determination.
I think you both look hot!!!!!
misstavin1969 2 years ago
Ok just making sure I can send a message
neiterhcydolem 2 years ago
Ok, honestly...The music isn't bad, it's actually decent. But the music video singer/chick are fugly.
CidCaldensfey 2 years ago
This caused 911. Fucking terrorists
ThatHoboBastard 2 years ago
Cool, I liked it.
GnomiMoody 2 years ago
Which one of you cruel motherfuckers dressed up a whale and made taught it to play the guitar?
GigaAndy 2 years ago
okay hayley, jake, don't repspond to peoples comment unless its an actual question like "where did you film this" second yes the videos aren't the greatest quality, but its also done by 2 people with a budget of $0, the song itself isn't bad and yeah he's not a great singer, neither is trent reznor of NIN, point is give this guy some music theory lessons some singing lessons a full band and a budget to make music videos, i guarentee it would awesome
x54aa 2 years ago
I guarantee it would be goth faggotry, and thus the very antithesis of awesome.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago
@x54aa Isn't that everyone? Give him a team of coaches, advisors, dress him up nice, give him some plastic surgery, he'll be a rock god. Good theory. You should work for Island Records, or UMG.
caseartiste 1 year ago
You should take out your retainers before singing.
vidyagame 2 years ago
aww hell dude what the hell
loulabelle381 2 years ago
WTF GTF
cypress454 2 years ago
what the flaming duece?
project21music 2 years ago
seriously
^
wtf is this shit
chickenofchaos69 2 years ago
I know, its fucking shit! Singer looks like a dick!
Complete pile of shit
JosefHolub18 2 years ago
Wow I'm surprised nobody noticed the nipple shot...I mean cmon it's right there! (4:54) Horrible video, yet highly entertaining. A guitar strap indeed helps a little bit when standing and pretending to play hahahaha kudos
bballnguitarz 2 years ago
Wow how much attention were you paying to my boobs? I am pretty sure that it is just a piece of something stuck to the front of my dress, but if it isn't what did you do to figure that out? freeze frame it?
LOL wow....
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
I'm gonna cut them off and use them as door stops. MMMMMMM...
SpazzyLoLazzy 2 years ago
UMMMMMMM!!!!!..... What?!
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
Thanks! We tried our best!
project21music 2 years ago
amazing jake! loved the style in which it was filmed in, great song too!
butteroll 2 years ago
Gotta ask- where did you film this?
chuocide 2 years ago
Hatley Castle Victoria British Columbia .
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
555555
hamlaser 2 years ago
I can't lie I actually like this song. The video was alright though the crazy dancing pushed it into a silly, fun sort of sense that didn't really match the song's lyrics, in my opinion. Good stuff, though, I would watch more.
darkaiel 2 years ago 2
The unprecedented ridicule of your musical abortion has forced you to turn you apparent intent to be humorous. However, not unlike your terrible fake-guitar skills, this is fooling nobody. You fail.
xNoTransitory 2 years ago
I watch it now and laugh actually. Next time I gotta actually TRY to strum if I'm going to make it look realistic lol
project21music 2 years ago
do you have a life or is this what you do all day?
I must say that my fake guitar skills are indeed awful, I haven' t had much practise FAKING IT. I must say that our non-fake guitar skills are somewhat better....
Two people with a video camera being utterly ridiculous in a public location... you don't think that we were laughing our asses off in between takes?
I hope that you fail at breathing fricko.
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA.... WOW appreciate all of your comments :D this has been highly entertaining for my friend and I. FYI I am on day release, so back off before I explode in a fit of RAGE.
hahaha.... wow...at least we have a life...
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago 2
*goes into a drunken RAGE*
project21music 2 years ago
just no.
juperion 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WHAT IN THE FUCK SHIT
SkinTrainMcGee 2 years ago 2
the fuck?
AFXXX72 2 years ago
2:26 Damn he looks like a rapist xD
freke881208 2 years ago
this has to be a joke right?! the girl looks as though shes on day release and the guy looks like the evil lecherous retard called malcolm who collects shopping trolleys for a living. must be a bitch sharing the one guitar on stage! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! this will keep me laughing until christmas.
PsychologicalFraud 2 years ago
if this was done with an 80s style it would be a totally legit song
zhavas 2 years ago
What is this, I don't even
gangstashinobi 2 years ago
The video is overexposed. Poor production value. Would not watch again.
ApocryphalAdvocatus 2 years ago 2
this has to be a joke right?! the girl looks as though shes on day release and the guy looks like the evil lecherous retard called malcolm who collects shopping trolleys for a living. must be a bitch sharing the one guitar on stage! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! this will keep me laughing until christmas.
dannyshepard07 2 years ago 2
if this is a joke its hilarious
sp4z 2 years ago
Someday, you will look back on this video in shame.
thepdw 2 years ago
lmfao thanks sa
c0al 2 years ago
5 stars cos I wan laughing from start to finish.
jinjaking 2 years ago
We aim to entertain ;)
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
I didn't know dracula took the corporeal form of Jimmy from my high school. He was the one who was really into reading manga, and always wore clothes look cool on anime characters, but always ended up two sizes to big on his gangly frame.
6halle25 2 years ago
You know what, I'll humour WHYtehawk and pretend these assclowns aren't beyond hope.
Some points for improvement.
1.) Write a song in a key you won't sound permanently flat in.
2.) Buy a simple pre-amp to record actual guitar - semi-decent 2-channel interfaces only cost a little over $100.
3.) Don't use loops. Programming drums is not a difficult feat.
4.) If you don't have a strap, sit the fuck down.
5.) Turn off the flanger until you know how to use it.
6.) Some simple EQ and reverb.
7.) Die.
xNoTransitory 2 years ago
ooh I really like that last one, will it really help?! wow I gotta try that!
Go play in traffic fawko!
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
This was probably the most constructive response yet. Appreciate it. I'll skip 7 for now, unless I really do become famous, do drugs and then overdose or something ;)
project21music 2 years ago
wont happen mate
thechubbman 2 years ago
Ugh.
wardlemike 2 years ago
His face at 2:24 and 5:01 is fucking priceless.
keikichuu 2 years ago 6
someone forgot to tell the girl to pretend to strum
onihara 2 years ago
LOL! pfft..
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
The most important thing is these guys have the balls to put their creation on show and alot of bands first material is rough around the edges. The work def shows promise.
WHYtehawk 2 years ago
Makers obviously know that the music quality and video standard are home made, second rate etc and obviously not the final product or are a work in progress so negative review without any suggestions on improvement just shows the character of the critic - and it's pretty sad when you are merely remembered as a second rate critic.
WHYtehawk 2 years ago
Well done - reminds me of Depeche Mode meets Nice Cave...love the background setting. It seems to me interesteing especially when you enter your creations onto the net that there will always be critics and youtube is rife with them.
WHYtehawk 2 years ago
Shouldn't your name be 'Whiteknight'?
thepdw 2 years ago 2
why?
WHYtehawk 2 years ago
LOL!
omgwtflolbbqkthxbye 2 years ago
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! is this some sick joke of some truly humorous people....or is this for real.
if it´s a joke....well...YOU ARE SOME SICK DISTURBING PEOPLE
if it´s for real....well...too bad the nazis didn´t take over the world
HerrKryo 2 years ago
Hahahaha!!!! that has got to be the best response so far..... thank you for brightening my day :)
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
you´re welcome
HerrKryo 2 years ago
It's a bit of both
project21music 2 years ago
he looks like hes wearing a really bad wig at least i hope its a he lol
666bored666 2 years ago
Boy, does this ever suck!
TreesOfBaylor 2 years ago
You would've at least played a chord. Like, one chord. Pretend that you know how. An E or something, come on. Hovering your hand above the strings does not produce sound, nor those it fool me into thinking it can.
You look silly, you act stupid, blah blah, said and done, but otherwise, this wasn't too painful to listen to, and the quality of the video isn't that bad.
KBlackW 2 years ago
I know! it was so akward, I don't have a strap on my guitar so I was finding it hard to fake it, but I can play it, just check out my own videos... not very good quality, but I can play.
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
Sure is entertaining :)
And you betchya! there shall be much more to come!
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
HAHAHA congradufawkinglations, we are CANADIAN eh! and we are just exited that people are watching, at least we are unafraid to be fools and broadcast it!
For your info DrChalkwithering he is not a goth faggot or a fawking tranny he is a computer tech and I just happen to be a new single parent , (so i particularly resent the fatty remark) we are just breaking out of the dull routine of mundane life. So what, we are amateurs, big deal. We don't care what you think, we had fun filming this!
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
Sure did. Will be more to come. It will be even more fucked up than this :)
I like all the comments. It's entertaining. lol
project21music 2 years ago
what does being fat have to do with being a single mom? plus, there are plenty of fetish markets for both...
onihara 2 years ago
Having a baby will do that douche.
HaleysComet1986 2 years ago
plenty of moms are able to work back and be in shape after having a child. you must just be lazy, and apparently also easily excitable and have low self esteem since you reply to anything you perceive as criticism with attempts to humiliate and upset the other person. there are more important things in the world to worry about than whether or not some stranger on the internet thinks you are fat. one order of seltzer and vinegar for you missy since YOU are clearly the one with sand in her vadge
onihara 2 years ago
Actually my self esteem is high enough to know that all of the average junk that I have created is worth more than your shitty two bit opinion deeming it so. If your life is sad enough for you to waste your time insulting people over the net , and assuming that you know anything what so ever about their real life persona, I feel sorry for you.
ejspurrell 2 years ago
lol, you are amusing with your reverse psychology
onihara 2 years ago
Look through their discography on their website... these idiots are like a faggy goth version of Wesley Willis, minus the quality.
ROCK ON GARAGEBAND BIG ELECTRIC LEAD SOLO
xNoTransitory 2 years ago
lol. yes it was. it's sort of like epic goth garageband madness.
project21music 2 years ago
0:54
Is that a goth faggot or a middle aged transexual? I struggle to distinguish between the two.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago
I love it when two really ugly people are in love with each other. It makes moments of epic fail like this worth while. The look in guys eyes at 5:00 is gold! These two will go down in the annals of douchebagdom forever and ever.
ninglesue 2 years ago
LMAO!!! Great critique for a completely not great band.
ninglesue 2 years ago
Wait, guys, I figured it out. They're Canadian.
HystericCouture 2 years ago
Jimmy Stewart + Daxx Flame + Every-kid-nobody-ever-liked = This twat.
sliver321123 2 years ago
Don't forget about his fat girlfriend too.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago
This is a joke, right? I mean, it's gotta be a joke.
A really unfunny joke.
Karnagoz 2 years ago
I hated it, what about you guys?
Pull0utBoy 2 years ago 2
Lolwut
xNoTransitory 2 years ago
that is dax flame with a wig on
89576 2 years ago
That was brilliant, looked pretty professional and what-not :P
anut5 2 years ago