@AllForFire Correction:AAaaah master! your Declaration is all wrong! in over a span of 2.4.6.07 Minuts he would have ripped, burned, Vaporized, electrocuted, and torn the limbs of over a span of 76.4 Sith imperials.
can anyone tell me how to find the damned droid factory that produces hk-50's. by the time i find the parts to rebuild hk-50 i've blew up the droids that are hunting me.
"love is a shot in the knees over 120 kilometers away with an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." how many skill points on awareness does one need to even see a guy 120 kilometers away?
This is one among many awesome things they ripped us off from when they decided to pussify the franchise and turn it into a world of warcraft-esque shit hole.
wow, I can't believe how close I came to never getting this game. I remember as a kid going into shopko buying my first xbox then going to blockbuster to get Lego Star Wars and my dad stopped me and asked something to the effect of "isn't that game a bit childish for you?" and I stopped and agreed and I don't know what possessed me to get it but I saw KOTOR 2 and bought it. It's safe to say that that was the best purchase I ever made on an xbox game (apart from KOTOR 1 that I bought a year l8r)
Good! hk factory is here! this module has the best lines (except kreia indeed) in the whole game ,so thx to TSLRCM on restoring them my last playthrough was great!!!
@JediShemL I recently have been going there since i started kotor again just for fun, with the restoration 1.7 mod and few others.. I feel that games such as Kotor and Jedi Academy have been forgotten by Lucasarts, or Bioware or whoever forgot them... Jedi Academy could have a sequel would be awesome, even nowadays its still a well played game, however each year less people. And even Kotor, they should look at Mass Effect and do something alike for a kotor sequel... Damn, so many possibilities
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of target 120 kilometrs away using an Aratech sniper rifle with tri-light scope. I almost died here :D
@nextinline777 Yeye in the second KOTOR you come into possesion of the Ebon Hawk after Revan left it to T3-M4 and the little droid rescues you from space and then the ship get blown up....but you get it repaired
"Mockery: Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
@Zenithnoon12: You can still use the cheat console on the Mac version if I remember correctly. Though keep in mind I learned this years ago from someone who uses that version of the game.
This is fantastic! Thanks a lot for going through the trouble to make this and upload it. He was definitely my favorite character in KOTOR 2, aside from Kreia.
rofl at this part :definition: love is making a shot to the knees from a 120 kilometers away using a aratetch rifle with a trilight scope XD i love that line :P
They need kotor 3 with the same voice actor for hk 47 that talks in the same way as in kotor 2 <3 ( Kotor 1 and 2 had same voice actor for hk 47 but he sound much better in kotor 1 imho)
I remember there was a funny intro dialogue where HK introduces himself as an assassination droid, and right after that he complains about malfunction that doesn't allow him to conceal his true purpose. For some reason it's not here.
"Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnicle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truely the most miserable example of a Jedi ever.
Continuation: They even change your pigmenttaion to a rather pooor shade of durasteel rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as "organics" Unacceptable."
@Johnnygiggles I was just flabbergasted that _HK-47_ was actually asking the Exile to _empathize_ with him! :o I didn't think he even understood what the term meant!
Is it wrong that I find his impression of Bastila completely sexy?
dlausactor6373 3 weeks ago
You chose the best one to end with
Traff92 1 month ago
5:25 Best...story...ever
Shadow84591 1 month ago
If HK-47 was my partner in crime, I would be amused until the end of my career.
BlazingPocket 2 months ago 3
A companion like him in the upcoming SWTOR would be perfect!
Ecselsiour 2 months ago
@Ecselsiour if only one class got him all kotor fans that was not played that clas would riot
kigofair 4 weeks ago
Statement: 13 people are Meatbags.
17Watman 2 months ago 2
"Oh, That Is Impossible , Master. If I Were Out To Kill You , We Would Not Be Speaking "
ostolscoutman 2 months ago
He's like a red, british Bender.
GhostLink92 2 months ago
HK-47's definition of love is very accurate, if I do say so myself
AWLZooM 2 months ago
The last comment of HK-47.AD was he LIKED STALKING???? :0
DarkMecH68 2 months ago
It's an art
onehopeofthedoomed 3 months ago
Think of the children! Oh god i fell over laughing!!!
MickJaggeranKieth 3 months ago
what armour mod do you use
mbcHUB12 3 months ago
@mbcHUB12: Sith Lord Armor!
JediShemL 3 months ago
@JediShemL what about that malak voice sounding thing
mbcHUB12 3 months ago
@mbcHUB12: Just a soundset change for the Exile by using KSE.
JediShemL 3 months ago
Imagine the original trilogy with HK-47 instead of C3-PO
darthnick427 3 months ago
@darthnick427
Declaration:It would have been over in 5 minutes , as he burned holes through every meatbag in Luke's way !
AllForFire 3 months ago
@AllForFire Correction:AAaaah master! your Declaration is all wrong! in over a span of 2.4.6.07 Minuts he would have ripped, burned, Vaporized, electrocuted, and torn the limbs of over a span of 76.4 Sith imperials.
BlockDie824 3 months ago
how do i find the droid factory that makes copies of him?
ubermaster94 3 months ago
how do i find the hk-50 factory? i kill the droids before i find the parts to rebuild hk-47.
ubermaster94 3 months ago
can anyone tell me how to find the damned droid factory that produces hk-50's. by the time i find the parts to rebuild hk-50 i've blew up the droids that are hunting me.
ubermaster94 3 months ago
@ubermaster94 i think it was deleted :/ the game was rushed and wasnt made fully
mantis1mike 2 months ago
"love is a shot in the knees over 120 kilometers away with an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." how many skill points on awareness does one need to even see a guy 120 kilometers away?
imt3hace 3 months ago
0:41 is that coruscant?
TinW4tch 4 months ago
@TinW4tch Narr Shadaa
The101Shadow 3 months ago
that robot and the orc in the dark brotherhood in oblvion crack me up
MrMatt29999 4 months ago
HK-47 reminds me of Bender in some way
ikosabre 4 months ago
@ikosabre Since when is bender funny?
TinW4tch 4 months ago
hk keeps reminding me of Legion from ME2, they're both just so awesome! \m/
kurzor0007 4 months ago
Where is the "You have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbelly said "HK-47, please shoot me there repeatedly until I die"" ?
frizzlebarr 4 months ago
This is one among many awesome things they ripped us off from when they decided to pussify the franchise and turn it into a world of warcraft-esque shit hole.
RIP KOTOR! You will be missed.
RazorAceYU 4 months ago
@RazorAceYU im afraid you're probably right. never the less, i will give it a go.
liamjd1 3 months ago
HK-47 FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!! 2012!!!!!!!!
TheJSarge 4 months ago
HK-47 was always the first character I looked for and wanted.
Tycholarfero 5 months ago
HK-47>Legion. It's a proven fact, I checked.
jreezy18 5 months ago in playlist The best of hk 47 5
statement: 12 meatbag dislike this video they must be terminated
DarthCommanderPrime 5 months ago
wow, I can't believe how close I came to never getting this game. I remember as a kid going into shopko buying my first xbox then going to blockbuster to get Lego Star Wars and my dad stopped me and asked something to the effect of "isn't that game a bit childish for you?" and I stopped and agreed and I don't know what possessed me to get it but I saw KOTOR 2 and bought it. It's safe to say that that was the best purchase I ever made on an xbox game (apart from KOTOR 1 that I bought a year l8r)
sawfan25 5 months ago
"what is it you wish....fat one" hahahahaha
SparticusHun 5 months ago
Good! hk factory is here! this module has the best lines (except kreia indeed) in the whole game ,so thx to TSLRCM on restoring them my last playthrough was great!!!
nicotipro1 6 months ago
8:30. that is the best definition of love i ever heard lol
jetterman17 6 months ago 2
They refer to meatbags as organics..unacceptable LMFAO
Tbone9053 6 months ago 2
Anyone who hasn't heard, go to the page deadlystream . com
This is the home page of the mod TSLRCM. It improves the game soooo much. It restores lost content, completes the storyline etc.
You can read more on the page.
Btw, trailer for the mod:
watch?v=8rOBUChvxp8
and another:
watch?v=Nh3N1qXg9bU
zpucek 6 months ago
@boxsocks how do you find the hk 50 factory, ive never found it
AnAmazingPerson 6 months ago
HK-47 CRES ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!???!!!
jontelw98 6 months ago
If i see one more idiot attacking a jedi with a blaster pistol, then ill kill them my self! LOL
Arceus88888 6 months ago
I nearly lost it when he said "As a meatbag would say, 'I have a bad feeling about this'". LMAO!
twolotch 6 months ago
Nice collection, You even have some quotes from the ever elusive HK factory. Well played sir.
Boxosocks 7 months ago
Nice you even have some quotes from the ever elusive HK factory
Boxosocks 7 months ago
HK-47 is a BAMF.
palleserabia 7 months ago
I guess you did this on PC and had it modded since you had HK on Peragus and Telos.
tmax98 7 months ago
wait how do you bring him from the mining colony on xbox i always end up killing HK
theitalianscotdan 7 months ago
@theitalianscotdan That's a different HK
trivipesnipe 7 months ago
4:03 fucking killed me lol.
JR21117 7 months ago
0:32 "I said it again! Now I said it again!"
KamiKaZantA 7 months ago
You upload mods for kotor 2 in knightsoftheoldrepublic.filefront dont you..?? :O
hurge3 8 months ago
@hurge3: Not only that, I ran the site for 5 years. Unfortunately the site is not doing well and I'm not sure if it will ever be fixed again.
JediShemL 8 months ago 23
@JediShemL I recently have been going there since i started kotor again just for fun, with the restoration 1.7 mod and few others.. I feel that games such as Kotor and Jedi Academy have been forgotten by Lucasarts, or Bioware or whoever forgot them... Jedi Academy could have a sequel would be awesome, even nowadays its still a well played game, however each year less people. And even Kotor, they should look at Mass Effect and do something alike for a kotor sequel... Damn, so many possibilities
hurge3 7 months ago
@JediShemL Well, that's no good! I always liked that place. Know of any good replacement sites?
Zekkster 6 months ago
@JediShemL you should keep doing the site. Don't give up... when the new Star Wars games comes out the site will be popular again.
OrdinaryTech 5 months ago
Until I saw this video, I rarely used HK-47 in KOTOR 2. This video has given me the inclination to do so. :-) Thank you, JediShemL
SS4Xanatos 8 months ago
héy_î_fèÊl_sö_loñélý_tÔDáY
LonelyioOliveio44 8 months ago
I didn't get to see 1/10th of this dialog. I think he was bugged.
IrrationalBees 8 months ago
@IrrationalBees: That's because you never got influence with him and probably weren't in the situations I was in with HK-47 as a party member.
JediShemL 8 months ago 21
@IrrationalBees
No, the problem was you...
Phatooine 7 months ago
im so gonna find a figure of this charecter i normally hate robots but he is amazing ty for making this vid makes me laugh everytime ^^
xxcelestialangelxx 9 months ago
How did you get HK on Peragus?
qcumbers23 9 months ago
Lol when he mocks Carth and baslta
TheGamergod456 9 months ago
I wish you could program Legion with hk47's personality. Trololollll
MrChowderClam 9 months ago
@MrChowderClam I am trying to do that, actually. Going somewhat OK, but still needs senselessly much more work.
DreadLordBalnazaar 9 months ago
Im starting to notice the difference in the way the droid treats Revan and the Exile
He is usually very respectful in the first game
Then turns into a snarky bastard
yasseeninator 9 months ago
12 people dont know the meaning of true love
tupums15 9 months ago
8:30 , Now i will now how to define love.
tupums15 9 months ago
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of target 120 kilometrs away using an Aratech sniper rifle with tri-light scope. I almost died here :D
tupums15 9 months ago
I wish i had a Hk 47 droid
SirRailton22 9 months ago 5
@ 02:61 is that ... is that the ebon hawk?!
Never played the 2nd kotor. Addicted too the first one though. The script+storyline is very attaching.
nextinline777 9 months ago
@nextinline777 Yeye in the second KOTOR you come into possesion of the Ebon Hawk after Revan left it to T3-M4 and the little droid rescues you from space and then the ship get blown up....but you get it repaired
yasseeninator 9 months ago
"Mockery: Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
djklink20009 9 months ago 5
A droid that's a badass... that's quite a rank... HK RULES!!! :D
RenegadeN1ghtmare 9 months ago
2,000,000 people will be burned through by HK-47
koltananddevon2 10 months ago
"Presentation: Once upon a time,meatbags filled up the galaxy...." XDDD
Gergenci 10 months ago
"Choosing the weapon is critical... If i see another meatbag attacking a Jedi, with a blaster pistol... i'll kill myself master!"
Gergenci 10 months ago
Seeing this just makes me angrier at Lucas Arts for not letting Obsidian finish the game.
KingOfMadCows 10 months ago
@KingOfMadCows I know how feel. Good thing we have mods
superlinkarts 10 months ago
Ah. More questions. Wonderful.
Nosyargkcid1 10 months ago
All the best parts of KOTOR in 11 minutes. Who needs a replay when you can watch this.
DCBSupafly 10 months ago
3:23 If i see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself!
hmmm Jango Fett fits the description
rantingrants 10 months ago
Hahaha! He's like the opposite of C-3P0 Awesome!!!
DEMOLISHOR1234 10 months ago
HK-47 lecturing about ethics?
patteri90 10 months ago
@patteri90 It's been a while since I played the game but I think HK's idea of " serious ethical problems" means "having ethics"
apex4111 10 months ago
HK-47 vs. Legion (ME2)
ArcticMan94 10 months ago
@ArcticMan94
HK-47 would win with his superb assassination protocols.
kutless45 9 months ago
12 HK-50s were killed by HK-47
darthridick77 10 months ago
My favorite is between 4:27 and 4:51 :)
vh2k 10 months ago
"What is it you wish...fat one?"
Raptor89994 11 months ago
I think HK-47 would even kill Kreia if he has to...
CheeseOfMasters 11 months ago
HK-47 has a twitter!! @DroidHK47
EW8S93 11 months ago
how did you get the imperial march to play in game?
yamon98 11 months ago
Wait - how come HK is on Peragus' Mining Facility at the end?
DrewR2010 11 months ago
@DrewR2010 I was also wondering about that....
StephenColbert27 11 months ago
@DrewR2010 mod
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
@Zenithnoon12: Not a mod. The warp cheat. ;)
JediShemL 10 months ago
@JediShemL (omg JediSheml!) isnt that warp band a mod???
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
@Zenithnoon12: Ever heard of the cheat console? I used that in this case. That's not using a mod.
JediShemL 10 months ago
@JediShemL i have an xbox so im unfamiliar with these things you speak of
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
@Zenithnoon12: Yeah, there is no cheat console in the Xbox version. You have to play the PC version to get those benefits.
JediShemL 10 months ago
@JediShemL And, unfortunatly i have a MAC which does not allow me to play many games
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
@Zenithnoon12: You can still use the cheat console on the Mac version if I remember correctly. Though keep in mind I learned this years ago from someone who uses that version of the game.
JediShemL 10 months ago
@JediShemL hmmmmm, ill have to take a trip to best buy
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
@Zenithnoon12: I doubt it would be there given that KOTOR is an 8 year old game now. You may have to use Amazon or something to get it.
JediShemL 10 months ago
@JediShemL Ya, i checked at gamestop, they dont even sell original xbox games anymore. to Ebay!
Zenithnoon12 10 months ago
HK-47 FTW!
VictorCreed89 11 months ago
Random cruelty generator lol
Fr0st1989 11 months ago
everyone knows here that hk-47 rocks accept for the 10 idiots who haven't played the game =)
AManDefined 1 year ago
Query: What is it you wish, fat one?
HAHAHAHAHAHA makes me laugh all day :D
BeelzebubPsyTrance 1 year ago
"We must always think of the CHILDREN."
VaciliNikoMavich 1 year ago
10 people were mass slaughter by HK-47
HK-47:as a meatbag would say: "I have a bad feeling about this." xD
And502 1 year ago
120km shot... I want that riffle! :D
Saiien3 1 year ago
statement: HK-47 is probably the best droid out there, in fact we should send him to the middle east, the war would be over in days!
RAAMGENERALx 1 year ago 3
"wonderful.." lol
Conqueror441 1 year ago
It totally is the Daktaklakpak!
RET80 1 year ago
poor atton @ 1:26 lol
Terminatorjedi 1 year ago
Ha, LOL, in my reccomended videos it comes up with AK-47
Pseudonym655 1 year ago
lol hk-47 is my fav kotor not only is he funny but has the best comments lol
phillipf1990 1 year ago
10 people will be assasinated by hk47
MrDarkstar227 1 year ago 57
@MrDarkstar227: Only 10? I would think the number would be higher than that. ;)
JediShemL 1 year ago 29
@JediShemL well the other 761 ppl are afraid of hk-47
THxXxgamers 1 year ago
@JediShemL its only because ppl are scared of him!
twixas8866 1 year ago
@JediShemL maybe everyone is afraid to press the wrong button?
twixas8866 11 months ago
@JediShemL Clarification: Collateral damage, while entertaining, doesn't actually count as "assassination."
spacehelmetforacow 6 months ago
@MrDarkstar227 Nah, they love him anyway. 10 people were the surviving hk-50.
DaFinMonsta 1 year ago
@MrDarkstar227 make it 11
StephenColbert27 11 months ago
@MrDarkstar227 Correction: 12 people, master.
theaveragejoe32 10 months ago
@MrDarkstar227 It's twelve.
Zhuravliov 7 months ago
did you use that warp code again. You seem to be talking to him at impossible places. Where he can't be gained yet.
XxSnykeXx 1 year ago
@XxSnykeXx: What do you think?
JediShemL 1 year ago
@XxSnykeXx what is the warp code
BIGRUDY0218 1 year ago
3:30. Ikr like you see the fker reflecting you blast RIGHT BACK AT YOU yet you keep shooting.
XxSnykeXx 1 year ago
Wow! i need to get into KOTOR!
freakytiki1212 1 year ago
i always love it when he says "burn holes through meatbags"
Boptothetop55 1 year ago
OMG I LOVE HK!!!!! I'm digging out my copy of KOTOR 2 right now!!
KimikoAmaya818 1 year ago
This is fantastic! Thanks a lot for going through the trouble to make this and upload it. He was definitely my favorite character in KOTOR 2, aside from Kreia.
dren4u 1 year ago
we must ALWAYS think of the children.... BAHAHAHHAA!!! XD
myheartsfire 1 year ago
can you ever use hk-47 assassination thing ?
bumbleboy123 1 year ago
rofl at this part :definition: love is making a shot to the knees from a 120 kilometers away using a aratetch rifle with a trilight scope XD i love that line :P
artspret1 1 year ago
HK-47 has to be the best if not the most hilarious character in the KOTOR series :D
jogs225 1 year ago
@jogs225 And I am building a real robot with the same name... programs, languages, behaviour... all the same as this! Ha ha!
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
I wish there was a "meatbag 101" class taught by hk-47! :D
FaslifiedHero 1 year ago 40
@FaslifiedHero: I wouldn't want to take it. I would be afraid the class was a set up for him to get free target practice with defenseless "meatbags".
JediShemL 1 year ago 15
@JediShemL Hey ShemL. Can you confirm that The Jedi Masters mod is finished, because I've just downloaded it and am wondering if it's just a demo.
RevelationUltimatum 1 year ago
@JediShemL well it just like going into Polar bear territory in Sweden: Always bring a gun!
VaciliNikoMavich 1 year ago
@FaslifiedHero
With HK-50s as class mates?
noob1138 1 year ago
reminds of dwight shruiwt as a droid
waterjordan2 1 year ago
@waterjordan2 excluding the retard part of dwight of course
PiggyFate 1 year ago
They need kotor 3 with the same voice actor for hk 47 that talks in the same way as in kotor 2 <3 ( Kotor 1 and 2 had same voice actor for hk 47 but he sound much better in kotor 1 imho)
dubbeltid 1 year ago
it's still hilarious to me when he mocks Carth and Bastila :)
cityhunter04 1 year ago
10 HK-50's dislike this video
bassface1018 1 year ago 4
It's Deadpool in a droid form
dougpowers2 1 year ago 6
this is amazing lol
BlckHrt141 1 year ago
3:05 ROFL!!! "If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol then I'll kill them myself."
Saiien3 1 year ago
at some parts, he reminds me a lot of the joker
TheFXGuy 1 year ago
"if i see ONE more idiot attacking a jedi with a blaster pistol,then i'll kill them myself!"
Jango, sounds like you should change weapons
Exile499 1 year ago 5
when he does carth's voice it's so true lol, carth is annoying
jasmokon 1 year ago 3
2:47 I laughed myself to death here.
Vladdyboy 1 year ago
And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable.
most epic moment in this video imo :D
rapteakewl 1 year ago
"What if they had families? Or children?"
HK-47 rules.
MarkusRamikin 1 year ago
they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable.
epic :D
rapteakewl 1 year ago
4:20
Master you wound me!
Johnnygiggles 1 year ago
HK's impressions of Carth and Bastila are hilarious.
Soulforge00 1 year ago
I remember there was a funny intro dialogue where HK introduces himself as an assassination droid, and right after that he complains about malfunction that doesn't allow him to conceal his true purpose. For some reason it's not here.
RWDexter 1 year ago
"Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnicle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truely the most miserable example of a Jedi ever.
Continuation: They even change your pigmenttaion to a rather pooor shade of durasteel rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as "organics" Unacceptable."
Best rant in Kotor haha.
Johnnygiggles 1 year ago 2
@Johnnygiggles I was just flabbergasted that _HK-47_ was actually asking the Exile to _empathize_ with him! :o I didn't think he even understood what the term meant!
musicluvr1974 9 months ago
whats the best order to visit the planets in on KOTOR 2?
Betturthanthou 1 year ago
@Betturthanthou Nar Shadaa first, Korriban last. I played this long ago, but I think for some quests travelling back and forth is necessary.
0vershade 1 year ago
@Betturthanthou You should start in Nar Shadaa, talk to Atton to make him a Jedi, get another exciting partymember and the rest is up to you ;-)
WardancerHB 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice when HK was talking at 3:46-3:55 that was bastila's voice?
mifolious 1 year ago
@mifolious: Did you really think you're the only one smart enough to figure that one out?
JediShemL 1 year ago 50
@mifolious he's a droid so he has an app for that
darkturnwabler 1 year ago
@mifolious sure that's not Carth? lol
TheFXGuy 1 year ago
@mifolious yeah, and guess what, before that hes miming carth :DD
littlebluewolfie 1 year ago