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  • Why can't I watch it on iPhone?

  • Best audio...five stars !! Primus Sucks sho-nuff ! ! : 0)

  • Primus Sucks!!!!

  • Greatest Vid of all time... (and he ain't pissed for a week... and a half..)

  • C'MOWN!

  • ya gotta miss the 90's sometimes...Is it me or does it seem that modern music and videos are nowhere near as drug-influenced as they used to be? Kind of a shame....at least Primus Sucked

  • I dont think its so much not drug influenced as it is uncreative, I think bands realized they can sell records without being creative, clever or unique, which is a real shame, the 90's kicked ass!

  • Funny

  • I don't think they're talking about an animal

  • PRIMUS SUCKS :D

  • i think i just died..

  • dance palace,PT Reyes ....Primus Sucked

  • i dont think i need to point this out, but this video doesnt make any sense(in a good way)!!!! even if you watch the making of video, they ask what this song is about and the video is about, and nobody could answer!! lol, love this video/song and the band!!!

  • The story I heard was that Winona Judd had made an unfavorable comment about Primus back in the day and they wrote this song to slam her....a porcupine beaver....nobody would want to touch and slamming country music at the same time,,,,,I say brillant

  • PRIMUS SUCKS

  • this video iz so cool..primus makes such good music!

  • funny shit!

  • Very cool !

    I love Primus !

  • primus suck

  • These guys are insane!!! this video made me a fan for life  Primus You Suck!!!!!!

  • ive seen these guys on salvia,,,,not primus....the cowboys

  • I thought it was "now he ain't pissed for a week (and a half)" not "egg pressed", but whatever. Killer song! And one crazy video.

  • it is "aint pissed" this is some sort of censored version.

  • You're correct. I don't know why they changed the lyrics on the screen.

  • what a fucking killer riff this video rocks

  • genius video,song and guitar playing.

  • these video boggles me mind! the bass is insane! great guitar, gretsch tennessean (same as george harrison)

  • Nope it's a Gretsch george Van Eps Seven string, the shape of the pickup surrounds and the offset headstock are the give aways.

  • Son de las mejores bandas del mundo,en el especial el bajo que se tocan con espirito musical

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiii!!!!! riti ti ti tu

  • This came out in 1995, I was 16 YEARS OLD and still I was creeped out by those costumes and their expressions like a little kid. Especially 2:25 onwards. Yikes.

  • haha it came out a year before i was born and i thought rite away this sounds right

  • I was 16 as well, and I totally agree.

  • Maybe because they look like burn victoms who have had extensive plastic surgery.

  • Best costumes!

  • great vid, excellent bass line =-)

    This video makes me smile every time:)

  • the one to the right looks like george bush

  • For those of you that don't know...Les got sick of the slogan "primus sucks". It was funny for a while but it's old now and he doesn't enjoy hearing it anymore!!!

  • because a lot of other band started doing it it became to mainstream

  • FYI: "Primus sucks" is a term of endearment among Primus fans. Sort of the whole counter-cultural thing...

  • Cryocaustic , your comments don't make any sense. These guys wish they were in Frank Zappa's band. And I LIKE them. And Frank COMPOSED all his own stuff. Devo and Weird Al? Are you serious? They're your benchmarks for comparisons to a BASS player? You obviously don't know a thing about music. And it's not LIKE parody (not pardoy), it IS parody. You really shouldn't post about things you know nothing about. It doesn't impress anyone and you just come off sounding stupid. Get an education.

  • this video is fucked up, i had listened to this song alot, but never seen the vid. im gonna get stoned then watch it again lol

  • Its all ART goober, Primus dont suck....

  • That was their slogan... but Les actual said he thinks its really not funny a few years ago... so...

  • I like primus and to all u duches that say they sux y do u watch primus vids?

  • it's a catch phrase that les claypool made up. it actually means primus kicks ass.

  • oh thnx 4 tellin me

  • at begining I didn't know that,so I was very pissed off too..lol

  • I learned it before i watched videos and all that so i was lucky there :D Primus SUCKS!!!!!

  • devo+zappa+weird al......primus sux!!!!

  • Best acid trip ever

  • PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!!

  • This video is fucking creepy but...I like it. Primus sucks.

  • primus sucks

  • best costumes ever! Where can I get one?!:-P

  • best video ever.

  • every time i see this video, everything about it just makes me want to say: primus sucks!

  • I must say, once this video sinks into your brain, it becomes a worm.

    A tickling worm...

  • Primus Sucks!!!

  • hahaha i am eating a 7layer right now

  • I must say...this is very interesting stuff. That guy playing the bass guitar is very talented. Acually all three of them are very talented and bring a refreshing "new feel" to the world of music. I do not however see any indication that they are sucking!

  • i make love to my mattress to this song.

  • maybe not my favorite song by them but BY FAR my favorite video by them!!!!!!!

  • It just so happened the worlds most innovative bass guitarist (and in some circles the best) happens to be a fruitloop.

    Music still its insanely cool

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

  • Unadulterated musical genius.

  • lmfao.

  • ITs about winnon riders big brown beaver[pussy].primus rocks , the rubber cowboy out fits are bizarre though.lol

  • ya just cant help but move!!!

  • You all got it wrong, its about a beaver , a very violent beaver who turns out to be a porcupine.......yep.

    lol

  • "Wynona" not  "Winona"

  • whats this video about? All this stuff about Beavers, candy noses, Taco Bell, Kiwi's, i am confused by golly

  • lulz. nice name by the way, ATHEISM FTW!!! anyway, a big brown beaver is another word for a hairy BAHGINA (vagina) lulz. taco bell and kiwis are both sexual in nature, feel free to use you're imagination. When they say he candied up his nose, i guess that means cocaine, but who knows. of course, this is only a superficial dissection, mostly because i think he wrote superficial lyrics.

  • i think the thing, my friends don't think it's in the least bit sexual

  • Watch this video on acid, I fucking dare you.

  • it will seem normal

  • yep, rubber people... and the face that the guy makes when he hits the bottle... it's the good stuff.

  • Out of all the weird and creepy things in this video, the weirdest is definitely seeing Les use a J Bass.

  • Imagine these sons of bitches havin sex w/porn queens.

    Now that's a vid

  • Best music video period.

  • hard to see them live

  • PRIMUS SUCKS

    great going les great vid and awesome song

  • If youhave never seen them live, you would not understand why we say, PRIMUS SUCKS! keep them fingers pickin' Les!

  • plastic cowboys and howling guitars every childhood boys dreams come true . . .

  • who else agrees that this may be the best video for arguably the best song ever?

  • I sure agree with that mate! This song is a masterpiece!

  • agreed its the best video, but there are so many songs by primus that kick arse its hard to say its the best but its definatly up there. I still piss myself laughing at Herb shooting the bottle.

  • amen friend!

  • i agree this song is amazing as well as the video

  • I totally agree, Les Claypool is gotta be one of the best bassists on the planet

  • I can totally juggle with no hands. Just kidding. Are you fishing for compliments or what?

  • primus sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PRIMUS SUCKS!

  • i wanna learn to yodel

  • First ofall i would like to say that this band is fucking orgasmic. seconfd of all i would like to state that PRIMUS SUCKS is nno longer the accepted slogan. it died out a long time ago when all the guitar hero fags jumped on the primus bandwagon and started to say it way too much.

  • Thi is true Garbage. Its ridiculous an dpianful to watch. Ow!

  • You tell 'em.

    PRIMUS SUCKS!

  • holret your garbage PRIMUS SUCKS!! and thats that les claypool slap them strings all day and i will listen brother

    just call me mud

  • watching ren & stimpy fake commercials...hahaha! Dickhead!

  • Guess what? No one cares.

  • garbage?! you really know fuck all 'bout music then! Primus is all about musicianship! PRIMUS SUCKS!!

  • PRIMUS SUCKS!!

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  • It's their slogan you fucking idiot. If you would have read farther down you would have found that out. Moron.

  • well fuck you, okay, i don't listen to primus, i was sent the video. so let your balls drop and get of my ass.

  • what is the meaing of this song?

  • WHATEVER YOU WANT.

  • he's singing about some chicks pet beaver, duh.

  • WTF! dumb A's if you dont like primus why do you watch this video.

  • dude fyi... primus wrote 'primus sucks' on the back of their trucks and it became their slogan. now, everybody says primus sucks

  • PRIMUS SUUUCCCCKKKKSSSS!!!!

  • I want one of those cowboy costumes now! They stole the the show last year at quebec city summer festival! Primus sucks! yeeeeee haaaaaaaa!

  • yeah i didn't know they played bluesfest i was there the last day for the hip it would've been cool to see these guys

  • sacrament

  • Things that make you go "wtf?!?!"

  • lol for sure. creative as hell though!

  • les is god :D

  • I love Taco Bell

  • this song is awesome lyrics and video aside i fucking rock out to this shit

  • creepy fuckin vid!

    they rocked the fuck out of ozzfest 99...

    Primus sucks!!!

  • hahahahah thats so fucked up

  • Primus is sooo wierd but god they are amazing!!!

  • better then flea fo so

  • OK, who remembers The Box? That music channel where you could call up and request a song for like, .99? I remember this vid got requested like, 10x a day. Which was cool 'cos my phone couldn't call 1-900 #'s so I never had to wait long for it to come on :D

  • saint, if we have to explain primus to you, you will never undertand. Furthermore, you should change that nickname, Metallica hasn't done anything of note since And Justice For All. RIP to them.

  • True dat

  • did this kind of inspire the facial looks for 'team america: world police'?

  • thats the whole point of any Primus song. ever. u fail for not understanding that

  • Primus isn't for everyone--it's about musicianship, not what they're actually singing about, or their videos. Ignore all that and pay attention to just what and how they play and you might actually like them.

  • I couldn't agree more :)

    although..... i personally love their lyrics because 95% of them are stories with a funky rock musical sound.......Primus sucks

  • why would you sit through all 4:21 of the video? If you didn't like it with in the first 15-20 seconds why didn't you just close the window? Hmmm.....I dunno....then you wasted another 35-40 seconds writing that comment about how stupid you thought this video was. :o)

  • lol well said man,gotta love those costumes

  • i wonder how they could play with those puffy-ass fingers, funny vidoe though, making fun of cowboys and country mucic like that lol

  • I'm in Az. I think all the BIG BROWN BEAVERS have left or got hunted out??? Damn can you get BEAVER steaks on food stamps???

  • primus is underrated and that sucks

  • Why don't we have music like this anymore?

  • Because it's not the whiney half-punk half-pop half-emo music that is popular today :(

  • What a video! It's so rocker

  • LMFAO : D

  • Primus Sucks!!!!

  • primus sucks so bad. no one will ever suck worse than primus does. they're awful. :D

  • Whoo! Primus Sucks!

  • Primus is good!!!

  • wooooo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hooooo

  • Primus fuckin sucks!

  • I knew Winona had a porcupine the whole time! Crazyness

  • Hope the porcupine didn't prick your finger, LOL!

  • jesus primus sucks

  • well at least we know what not to watch while high lol

  • vaya mieeeerda de grupo !!!! jajajaja eso no es musica ni es ná

  • Primus Sucks !!!

  • Primus suck

  • I used to jam tp this & it is still the shit!!!!!!!!! wish i could go fishing with the band. & shoot da shit!!!!!

  • Motto or not. This whole 'primus sucks' and 'primus doesn't suck, you're a plooker'-thing gets a bit annoying.

  • Really? something about a beaver? I've never heard such a shitty band 7 times live... these guys suck!!!!

  • then dont listen to it. their catch phrase is "We're Primus and we SUCK" (no lie). But the band is actually full of great musicians. Like Larry LaLonde and Les Claypool

  • lol i know...i wouldn't have saw them so many times if i didn't enjoy there antics primus suck!

  • I know Primus is all about the bass, but personally, I LOVE the guitar solos they whip out in so many of their songs.

  • Just some talented folks having a lot of fun.

  • YES!

  • hallowedbethname...despite the fact that you're obviously an iron maidden fan, you're a d$%?head! the thing is...if you can't see the quality and virtuosity in primus doesn't mean it sucks, just that you're a total ignorant.

  • While I agree with you Kanichev, Primus sucks is the band's slogan, and saying it usually denotes being a fan of primus. with that being said:

    PRIMUS SUCKS!!

    Primus forever!!

  • Primus sucks!

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    / \

    This is Jeff

    ☻/

    /▌

    / \

    This is Bob

    copy and paste so they can rule Youtube

  • with primus you can never tell. But if it liked taco bell I would guess an animal.

  • i wud have to say a vagina

    and different std's

    primus sucks!