My 100% accurate Nephlimfree impersonation.

[globalfraud]

The headset is on backwards

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

You don't have the right glasses, they need to have rims that encircle the lenses. And you need a brown moustache too. And you need to gain about 50 lbs.

[ONESPECIES]

ROFLMAO

[NotSoOldHippy]

Fucking insane cult savages.

[19josh71]

Who's who's.  Great impersonation

[dlhitch2007]

Don't make fun of us bald folk, sporty.

[connerjd]

This being a loving God is like saying an spouse abuse loves his spouse and a child abuser loves his children!

[glasshammer52]

Is that an asparagus?

[Jma0322]

@glasshammer52

holy shit i think it is

[NotSoOldHippy]

God fucking damn, that's uncanny! Where does the insane cultist end and Desertphile begin? It's unpossible to tell!

[johndebbra]

lol you do a better nephlimfree then nephlimfree LOL

[4sineweaver2]

I was a Young Republican. Helped elect Nixon and Reagan, later on. Served in the Navy in Admiral Rickover's core of nuke boys. Over the last 10-15 years the Republicans have become a national embarrassment. I'll never support them again. Buying the Florida governorship was the absolute the last straw for me.

[dlhitch2007]

@4sineweaver2

Agreed. I remember when they were actually a viable political party with serious candidates and politicians. Now they are like a circus act.

[dondude69]

Confirmed multiple LOL's! Funny stuff here.

[aotweb2]

Dammit, I wanted to use propane thing for a Dr. Sprocket show. Now I gotta use contact cleaner and WD-40, or some equivalent.

[MsLightdragon]

I was loving the vid until the "where's your welfare cheque now?" bit. Thanks for scaring the crap out of me with the thought that nephy may self identify with Elijah. xD

From the gospel of youtube.. "and so they said "go forth neph you twat" and god was angered and sent forth 2 female porn stars to smother them between their bosoms"

[Gorguruga]

Damn funniest video I seen this year! FInally a video that got me LOL for real. Great stuff.

[TheRationalizer]

This video is not in the slightest bit believable. There is no way a loving god would kill children with bears for calling a man a slap head :)

[sownzgr8]

Actually the elvis story is more believable than some of the crap found in the good book.

[hedgehog1965uk]

I was laughing out loud just from seeing the title and thumbnail of this video, so you can imagine what I was like when actually watching it LMFAO.

[RichardRoy2]

LMFAO. I fell over, too.

[ScrapGoldBass]

hahaha! I like the asparigus!

[ironcasing]

Is that an asparagus?

[Hereticbooks]

This was hilarious! LMAO!!!

[TheDementedVet]

Starbucks!

[FaganRoberts]

Republicans? I'm a Republican atheist and I resent this. Thumbs down!

[TaylorrBaylorr]

I think I love you! Subbed. 

[FroggyTGremlin]

Really, Desertphile; you of all people, making fun of he mentally challenged?

Keep up the good work!

[RichardRoy2]

@FroggyTGremlin "...making fun of he mentally challenged?" Oh, c'mon, he was trying to be fair by frying his brain on various drugs.

[NematostellaELLA]

OMG I almost wet myself :-D

[vegassilenttype]

Don't you mean 1000% accurate?

[sfg911]

Where can I get me an asparagus microphone!? I want one!

[snakeguy76]

I'm sorry this impression is totally unreal with your normal size head... Sporty

[Paxmax]

after the first "starbucks" it was all downhill for the tears of joy... thank the science guys for keeping you alive!!!! awesome!

[Tiwaking]

OWNED!

[etazra78]

Nephlimfree and 4 of his friends watched this video :D

[messiahjonz]

Uh oh!

Too funny... you nailed lil nephi... not literally, but you get it.

He is insane

[dawkinsfan41]

I'm LOLing, and I never LOL.

[integralmath]

I was lukewarm until the alfredo sauce came up. And the pot. And coke. And the huffing. And the, presumably, heroin.  That was well-done pwnage, sir.

[ngneer999]

That's some good looking asparagus. Suprising to see it in the middle of the stinking desert. How long since it was planted?

[8WholeThing]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit huffing butane...

[byteresistor]

That guy is fucking insane as fuck. He's crying tears of joy because of a fictional story where his benevolent god sent bears to kill kids. He should be in a mental hospital.

[TheMathLife]

Shit! Neph took over Desertphile's channel.

[cre8ivmind]

I think you're at least the 5th person to do a Neph for this event. Neph probably could win an award for the most pwned Youtube user.

[Zabetheconfused]

"probably brown bears..." .... what?? lol

[proximoto]

BREADSTICKS!!!

[connerjd]

I believe that even Jesus would even mock his own followers!!

[HorrorIllogium]

You didn't spell his name right.

[LastSheetOnTheRoll]

dude is that asparagus LOL

[123backinyerface]

XD That was brilliant, I really liked your asparagus mic, nice touch...lol.

[billygutter01]

Beautiful.

[mobiltec]

Picked a hell of a day to stop snorting, smoking, and injecting illegal drugs.....

[mistereveready]

Dood i wish that headset you're using was released by logitech or razor. CTF stomping with asparagus.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@mistereveready The asparagus is what the *real* neffilloon used first because the insane fuck's god told him it would work.

[mistereveready]

@NotSoOldHippy I wouldn't doubt it. Neph seems kent hovind stupid and John Wayne Gracy crazy. I just liked the silliness of the get up you were wearing and thinking of the fun that could be had while shooting people in FPS games.

[mistereveready]

@NotSoOldHippy sorry i had a dyslexic moment. I was looking at Desertphiles name while replying, so I didn't mean you wearing that get up. sorry.

[NotSoOldHippy]

With breadsticks! LOL!!!

[rednecktrucker1969]

Oh the breadsticks line got me hardcore, great timing on that one.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@rednecktrucker1969 All-you-can-eat breadsticks, no less.

[DerSchnurrbart]

I can't bear this video anymore.

[TheStigma]

The headset isn't nearly big enough...

[sol3a1]

OMFG, it is like Nephy has a twin he never knew about!

I'm so freaked out now.

[seeker6789]

LOL LOVED IT...........

[ViralMessiah]

very well done,I will say it wasn't 100% accurate,maybe 98%....you lose 2% because you didn't grow a pedo mustache

[KickYouInTheThroat]

also. it wasnt half a dozen boys. it was exactly 42. and nowhere does it say the bears killed ALL of them, it provides a specific number.

theycouldnt all have been killed. someone had to tell the fuckin story besides the disgruntled bald guy.

[KickYouInTheThroat]

yea i misspelled misspell. now bring on how that invalidates my entire point.

[KickYouInTheThroat]

shows how much neph knows. that wasnt elijah. not surprising he got it wrong. he is quite often severely mispelling words and sometimes replacing them entirely. i suspect that this is the source of his confusion. so hes not a liar. just a moron with heavy needs to assert his dominance. something that didnt go so well in the free market of ideas.

anyways it was elisha, disciple of elijah that cursed the kids. cant even read his bible right, how is he supposed to understand cosmology. herp derp

[stonedcommander]

That was great...You should do more like this, could be a winner.

[hgryphon]

I had to watch twice because I didn't notice the first time that your mic was an asparagus...

[nickmacky]

Absolutely brilliant :-D

I've a pain in my side from laughing

[davidsquall351]

Lol...just like him. :)

[LtModigliani]

Mmmmmm Alfrado sause.....Oooo... with bread sticks!

[tbdonnelly67]

Ol' NF is funniest when he is fucked up and starts slurring his words and shit like that. His eyes start wandering around the room and then he starts crying. What an asshole. haha!

[NotSoOldHippy]

@tbdonnelly67 It's fun making fun of the mentally insane.

[eksyte]

You're a fucking fool, desert! Good stuff.

[Desertphile]

@OldSchoolSkill ; "When it comes to crazy-gaze... you NAILED it!"

Thank you; it was extremely hard to keep from bursting out with laughter when making this video. I had to do dozens of "takes." WITH BREADSTICKS......

[CorporalNym]

Brilliant! Only Asparagus can do this

[NotSoOldHippy]

@CorporalNym Asparagus with holendaie sauce.

[GronTheMighty]

I hope this impersonation venture of yours won't cause permanent alterations o.0!

[TheRationalizer]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dumdan1988]

ROFLAMO, you're crazier than he is. I knew god was going to get you, he rent your curtain in ......... Oh OH

[keithrockerboblewis]

LIGHT Alfredo?  Blasphemy!

[NotSoOldHippy]

@keithrockerboblewis I perfer Young Republicans with pesto sauce and chopped walnuts. But the free breadsticks was awesome! All you can eat!

[AndroidThePoet]

You're a very funny man, desertphile! That was awesome!

[Spahrep]

2:33 was hilarious.

[ObtuseSage]

Bear dont just mutilate you for making bald jokes tho, they also do it if they are hungry or you get to close to their young.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@ObtuseSage Or if you get close to their Asparagus.

[TheAmusingHeckler]

@Desertphile lol you are making more sense than Nephlimfree lol good shit dude. :D

[TheCurmudgen]

A drug problem would certainly explain the way Nephi behaves. Cool impersonation.

[chobochotch]

hahah sometimes you sound like bill murray playing hunter thompson in 'were the buffalo roam' doing one of his rants

[WildwoodClaire1]

LOL. Stop doing that! My bladder control isn't what it used to be.

[pmnichols10]

Winner!

[thebistromathicdrive]

At 1:28 Nephi is coming in his pants.

[jimthepleb]

a group of teenagers 12??? 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

he can count!

now thats 100% accurate and verifiable

[AlxSnowxMatchsxRule]

the accuracy fluctuates rapidly O_o

[Sadochrist]

I didn't recognize that as you from the subscription icon

[pilgrimpater]

I'm confused. Which one of those two stories is from the bible?

[NotSoOldHippy]

@pilgrimpater ROFL! The best comment so far.

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

You could never do an accurate Nephilimfree because you are his antithesis. Yin to his Yang or something like that. Sure, you're both batshit insane and never bathe, but you are the good crazy, while he's the Hannibal Lecter eat-you-while-you're-taking-a-­crap crazy. Good try though.

[MrMaagaard]

I almost wet myself laughing.

[LinkTetraWW]

You must be snorting propane, you are not even aware an asparagus was taped to your face.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@LinkTetraWW The asparagus was awesome. I don't think anybody ever in the history of You Tube -- nor the Internets itself -- has ever used asparagus as a microphone.

[hairball38]

Neph rewrote the story to make it fit his intentions. No age for the "children" was ever given and according to the story they only laughed at his bald head not at his god. Neph doesn't know what truth is, it is anything he wants to say. Gots to love these very moral christians.

Yep, accurate and true depiction.

[mightyreal]

This must win!

[disrxt]

Awesome video! Too bad lifeinatent has his channel shut down by YT, he was a moron I had not known about, and now he's gone! {heavy sigh}

[Relyt22]

This was your greatest video ever made.

[WaywardElf]

Associating asparagus with Nephie isn't the way to get kids to eat their veggies.

[berner]

With breadsticks

[NotSoOldHippy]

@berner Breadsticks for the win!



[IzzyBunneh]

why's nephlimfree's posting on desertphile's channel?... OH WAIT, that's not nephlimfree!

[anmoose]

"In a light Alfredo sauce..." LMAO!!!

This is the funniest damn video I've seen in months!!

[richo61]

Almost as good as Ghost-Of-Day's impersonation!

Almost.

8-)

[TheSpankymonkey]

And they laughed at him and mocked him and said "where's your welfare cheque now". - And how i laughed (probably out of amusement)

[aNdYmAtTeR]

Great thing to wake up to ... now I'll smile until lunch : )

[TheLaughingOut]

Awesome job sir! Too much hair though.

[Wrath0fKhan]

Elvis lives! In our hearts... ;-)

[HeadoftheHydra]

Mmm, asparagus.

[geodgereturns]

omg

You may get 1000 views from me alone for this one.

One minor quibble--you should mirror image the pix so the asparagus enters stage left.

[ofpfury]

AND breadsticks ?!?  Was that an embellishment? Seems a bit over the top..

[rediband]

Nice!

[bigboy45454545]

This is great, mirror it while you can kids. It won't be up long.

[BeekersSqueakers]

Thumb's up for background malfunctions.

[MrWajax]

This video is proof & evidence that this impersonation is accurate and correct!

[farvision]

The asparagus has good sound quality. Did you grow it yourself? (Since you got the seeds from 2083, I now am on to you, I know you have access to a time machine!)

[NotSoOldHippy]

@farvision Asparagus with sound quality. LOL! I love the insanity of Niffiloon spreading out to "normal" people. It's like a fucking rash or an infection.

[Pineconevolved]

spot on!

[zetanato]

You forgot to order some call girls.

[mnewf2002]

lol. anyone else fund Nehpy's voice creepily soothing?

[mikethebiped]

I can't provide enough rofl for this.

[shrikechan]

Today, Nephilimfree is going to explain to us that it's ok to kill people in revenge for making fun of you, just as long as they're older than 12!

[splicedenergy]

@shrikechan lol too late he's already done that one

[Desertphile]

@shrikechan ; "...just as long as they're older than 12!"

Good point, that. His entire video was about "being tough" when annoying people in the name of a god, and that the mockers will be butchered like pigs some day. And he thinks that's a -GOOD- thing. Yikes.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@Desertphile I wonder if the insane cultfuck is expecting you to be raped by elk again. LOL

[glifencible]

It's obvious that the story Neph told was based on his personal experience. Some neighbourhood kids probably got sick of him pushing his bullshit on them, and they heckled the shit out of him. The rest is his sick fuckin' fantasy.

[NotSoOldHippy]

@glifencible I would bet $10 that you're right.

[WetlandsRemediation]

Did the meal come with a Chianti?

[PluralOfEverything]

Which one was Neph and which one was Desertphile?

[dently]

100% accurate.

[ozmoroid]

Ya nailed it.

[achtungcircus]

You are far too good at this, you'd better watch it.

[dangerouslytalented]

You forgot to include that copyright warning that takes up half his screen... And his mustache...

[justicetrooper]

I've got to get one of those new eco-friendly headsets of yours. Everyone says to go green.

[InStunnedDisbelief]

Thumbs up for asparagus!

[RadarKat73080]

OMG he killed the Republicans!  You bastard!

[nekedemus]

This is scary. We are all only one delusion from insanity...

[luccaskunk]

heh

[holio84]

Excellent

[JBSauce]

You'd have to kill many more brain cells to get down to his level...but please don't suffer that much for your art!

[carolryann]

Go sporty!