Funny Best Man Speech.. You Must See This!!

[bestmanadvisor]

This isn't bad. If you've agreed to be best man and you're watching videos to see what you're "supposed to be like," remember a) wedding guests will laugh at anything, and b) everyone has a unique style. There is a general guideline you should at least start off with though.

[jamessential]

it was confident, and quite sentimentle, but wasn't that funny? just a standard speech, and a very short one.. Well done though, takes guts to do it

[fcumpassion]

You boring set of cunts!

[bikizd]

worst speech ever!

[supercarpro]

Why are videos that say "Funny" or "You cant stop laughing" always dumb as shit?

[xoomin2006]

This is a bro wedding.

[Majin13David]

i liked it

[rbwech]

Since I don't crack up every time I heard the word Awesome..............LAME.

[MrKezza89]

haha not funny at all

[suicidalmaniac6667]

can i have a 3 minute refund of my life because I just spent it on crap

[tenaciousjono]

awsome

[redcheeks1025]

i have a wedding to attend and i might get called out to say a few words, i was thinking of getting hammered but i dont want to sound like this dude..maybe ill get high..

[afnica1]

awsome xD

[FlyUnicornsFly]

Not a natural at public speaking, for sure.Most of the laughter was either for "inside jokes" or to be polite. The Best Man Speech SUCKS video in youtube is a good example of a guy REALLY BOMBING.

[takigan]

It's obvious he spent zero time preparing this speech (he spoke for like 2 minutes of the 2:48), but it wasn't absolutely terrible....the whole "awesome" gag actually set a pretty humorous tone for the speech, though the "mushy" sections had no substance whatsoever. Definitely not memorable, but not really THAT bad :/.

I think with all the other great speeches that are posted on Youtube, seeing what's actually a pretty "typical" speech looks quite terrible in comparison.

[D413373R]

this is shit...

[Moneyshotdrama7]

Fail!!!!

[dswrain]

title's misleading, speech can only be described as awesome!

[jbjindra]

In the words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

[jbjindra]

You guys come on. In the words the American hero Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

[onedollarshrimp]

Painful.

[jbjindra]

Why does this get so many views? Every wedding speech I've heard blows this away.

[dgla01]

Americans are idiots, so not funny.yea Awsome..NOT

[pigurine]

@dgla01 Say that to our faces and we will rip your throat out

[chrissup19]

@dgla01 Please, you Europeans are sub humans, all have crooked teeth, bad breeth and don't shower.

[dgla01]

@chrissup19..... Fatboy you wish you were European, I can assure you my teeth are perfect, just like my physique. . . .Now run along Mommy has dinner ready . .McDonalds.

Atleast my country does'nt kill it's own people for oil.

[chrissup19]

@dgla01 Have you seen a picture of me? I'm not fat moron...nice try though. I dislike the US government, which I'm sure allot of people "American or not" do, but not everyone here is a dumb redneck my friend, now go brush your teeth.

[dgla01]

@chrissup19 What's your obsession with teeth, you must of been to scotland lately? Like I said your an American, a fat fuckin idiotic yank, & guess what the world over dislikes your big fat Yank ass, now go fuck your sister or something!!!

[chrissup19]

@dgla01 You sound like an imbecile, I could guarantee I'm better looking, in better shape and smarter than you, and everyone knows you Europeans fuck your own brothers and sisters, so let's not even talk about incest cause you people made it popular douche bag. By the way dumb ass, I’m not a representative for this country, I don’t really give a shit either, but for an idiot such as yourself to insult an entire country is just stupid, you like to talk shit but not take shit, typical.

[Mulishamadness]

@chrissup19 dude you just sound stupid

[chrissup19]

@Mulishamadness Really, I guess I should be more like you and not use punctuation or capitalize when I type and use words like dude or bro, then I'd sound smarter.

[Mulishamadness]

@chrissup19 no, you should be like, not gay, BROBITCH!

[chrissup19]

@Mulishamadness OMG...so sad it doesn't even deserve a come back haha.

[Mulishamadness]

@Mulishamadness you still came back though.

[jbjindra]

@dgla01 America is a huge country with nearly the population of all of Europe. Nearly everybody has access to cameras and computers so youtube is overflowing with stuff from The U.S. Any idiot can post whatever they want. So I see why determined that we're idiots...sort of, but it's still very ignorant. I've been to Europe and I don't badmouth Europeans, even on Youtube. I try to see the positive in every place I travel. Haven't been to England though.

[rckflare]

@jbjindra are you joking:

Europe; 700 million people

America; 310 million people

get your facts straight.

[jbjindra]

Wow, I guess I was wrong. I'll admit it, I didn't know that there were so many people in Europe. Maybe I was thinking of "Western Europe". I just don't see much media, or culture penetrate through to American life from Europe. When I was over there on both my trips American culture was evident all over. Sorry, I'm just so sick of Anti-American bullshit online. I don't feel like America is a bad country and think the world is lucky that the soviets or china didn't take over instead.

[rckflare]

@jbjindra america is a great country, its because you have such a diverse mix of people that you are so intuitive and successful, as the best minds go to america. the day the soviets take over will be the day i commit suicide.

also, the 700 million is just the European union, europe as a whole has just over 1 billion people.

[jbjindra]

@rckflare I had no idea there were that many people! That explains why the EU has such economic significance to us and the world. I usually don't hear Brits say anything positive about America but then, many of the people on here are young and immature. I'm totally not a boastful American and really appreciate the more refined culture in Europe, but as soon as someone badmouths the U.S. I just go on the defensive. Never been to England but it'll be the next destination for sure.

[BlackLabel7345]

@rckflare HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE, I USUALLY DONT FLY OFF THE HANDLE LIKE THIS BUT GO FLY A KITE YOU CHEESEDICK. RUSSIA IS MY HOMELAND, AND I LOVE HER LIKE A MOTHER. WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, JUST REMEMBER THAT ENGLAND WAS THE ONE THAT "COLONIZED" (AKA RAPED IN THE ASS) INDIA, AFRICA, AMERICA(TILL WE KICK YOUR ASSES OUT BECAUSE OF UR IDIOCRACY) AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER PLACES. IF YOUR GONA BRING UP OLD HISTORY I WILL ALSO

[terraego]

@BlackLabel7345 lol calm down dude

[gnusnow40oz]

@BlackLabel7345 fuck russia. you dont america? GET OFF YOUTUBE! YOU LOVE HOW WE LIVE!

[BlackLabel7345]

@gnusnow40oz hmmm " you dont america?" learn proper engish bumbass

[gnusnow40oz]

@BlackLabel7345 "bumbass"? Hang yourself in front of your family little guys. I can see im not the only one here who thinks your a fuckin anal bead. get steppin

[BlackLabel7345]

@gnusnow40oz  hahaha

[McLarenMercedes]

@rckflare

First of all what the hell does that comment to do with this video. Second of all you can't even spell to ideology (no "A"). Third of all some dipshit is still living in the Cold War (that old eh?) and Russia is pretty far from communist nowadays (how do you explain the emerginc billionaires like Roman Abramovich?) and neither is China, other than on paper.

Fourt of all I bet you're not very aware how many of the things you use are made in China and how dependent on them the West are

[McLarenMercedes]

@rckflare

Fifth of all you're flagged. For littering the net with nonsense.

You critisize the Chinese but are obviously totally unaware what would happen to the price of goods in the West if China just stopped producing them for peanuts.

Since when do you British contribute to Europe anyways? You're one of the most anti-EU nations fearing you will be ousted by the Germans and French.

Still crying you lost Hong Kong to the Chinese, well prepare to cry some more in the future troglodyte.

[nuntana2]

@McLarenMercedes

Oh my, the ENVY! You are very ignorant my friend.

GB is the second contributor to the EU, in the region of 7 Billion; POUNDS, that is! The anti-EU feeling is about identity & for want of not to be ruled by another. Ousted by the Germans and French? Again, what? Go educate yourself. Hong Kong was always going back (100 yr lease). So what. Brits are about as bothered of that as they are that your reviled patch has turned out the way it has, despite being handed it on a plate.

[McLarenMercedes]

@nuntana2

A look at the Human Development Index for the last few years (and for 2010 with the inequality adjustment), Democracy Index, Environmental Performance Index, Gender gap, Education Index, GDP per capita in nominal values according to the World Bank, CIA Factbook and IMF, Life expectancy, Gini-coefficent, Corruption Perceptions index, Press Freedom and a whole lot of others makes me wonder what I could possibly be envious about??

Let's not mention subjective things like beauty.

[IHarlequinity]

@rckflare labour supporters badmouth the usa?

are you fucking retarded?! if you can't remember a few years ago, tony blair, a labour politician licked americas ass. it is the conservatives and right wing parties that have the balls to stand up against usa and eu.. for example UKIP..

get your facts right before scribbling your drivel you brown noser. and stop talking about your hatred for left wing politics, it is ass lickers like you who appease countries and create wars.

[rckflare]

@IHarlequinity wow, someones angry, lol

[jamessential]

@jbjindra make sure you dont just go to 'london' so many places to see. south west is great, liverpool, manchester, birmingham to name but a few.

[SteveSpicerPortsmuth]

@rckflare

There are no soviets anymore you stupid shit. Feel free to commit suicide, there's no room for twats for you in the world.

[Kobuck84]

Good sppech well done! have a look at Best man speech by ally ross, its brilliant!

[bestmanadvice]

That was short!

[MrPigeonlvr]

I wanked to this sexy clip mmmmmmm thx for uploading

[TheBrownTies]

he thinks he's ricky from trailer park boys!

[Mattydaddy1985]

gay...

[TheStarJuggler]

Guarentee this tool posted this vid himself because he thinks he made a great speech. Dude- you aren't funny at al. Not one single bit.

[Q2SEEDSMAN]

awesome????



[carnypimp]

Waste of time I think I just lost 2:47 of my life!

[nollaig29]

shite



[tiewebb]

pathetic

[Ninjabatman]

BOring.

[hoshus123]

i've actually had some loud lols ;p

[marvelousmowdy1]

totally not funny best man speech.must see this

[christy406]

Yea..... not funny... sorry

[MsJoey42]

okay...thanks for nothing

[dloverise]

tame

[magdag05]

what does mean WTF? :)

[armyfreak12345543211]

@magdag05 what the fuck

[Diego69ization]

@armyfreak12345543211 exactly....

[MilwaukeeHaakon24]

for real this was awesome really for real......booooooooooooo

[creins3r]

the guy next to him is like WTF

[ahbevegede]

"no for serious though...awesome" hahahaha

[rustyjason]

i want to screw the chick at the end of the table. the one who sits down at 48 sec.i bet she shags like a minx.

[jeezuschryst]

usually 'funny' means there are jokes somewhere..

[woodzyshrek]

Hey, I would love to hear your feedback on my speech.

[rdf7777]

What a loser

[bestmanadvice]

if you're soon to be best man, and you aren't satisfied with the speeches you're seeing on youtube, check out my profile. :)

[eue0182]

Not that funny

[parrot66vh]

Must see this? I've seen about 50 tittering, nervous, not funny wedding toasts, and yep, this fits right in. Thanks for the waste of time.

[cbernst1]

funny gotta check out toasttothat website though

[Polevaultnerd08]

lol... I know what you mean BMason, I did the 'maid of honor' speech infront of like 600 people.. :P it was good but hard at the sametime

[yanozdeath]

fucking awesome"" its discusting awesomes||| woooohohohohho:

[chiffmonkey]

Awesome ad lib

[friend5612]

Wow Awesome!

[mrmres]

If you ever happen to notice how a pro athlete talks, take note of how many times they say "Umm", or "Y'know", or (the ever popular & sophisticated) "It is what it is".

The alltime best is when the take these 7 words: "Do you know what I am saying", & condense them to one word:

"Nomesayin'"

You will also note that they don't necessarily even have to be posing a question when they say it.

Priceless

[LIFEinSTRIFE]

So is awesome just a polite way to say fuck?

[TheChampionInMe]

That was awesome!

[BMason3604]

This is a poor speech, not funny, but at least he tried.

To anyone talking shit that hasn't been the best man, stop. To those saying the groom should be pissed because this guy sucked, stop. It is WAY harder than it looks, writing a speech that will be funny to both the groom, your grandma, and the brides mother. You have all different types of people in there and you have to make it respectable yet hilarious, short but satisfying, all in front of 200 people. Give him a break!

[MJCProductions2011]

@BMason3604 Amen. Most stand up comedians couldn't do it. They never consider grandma in the act

[xXBloodSightXx]

@BMason3604 true give him a break, and i thought it was quite humorous, but im also 17 not 21, or 32, or maybe even 41, or not even 80 but still

[WhiteChocolutVEVO]

@xXBloodSightXx shut da fuck up bitch

[xXBloodSightXx]

@WhiteChocolutVEVO troll.

[midsta]

7 Groomsmen?

[styrenepackaging]

Fat oafish fool .

A numbing numb nut .

A moron for a friend ?

[ruud76]

Lame. Very, very lame.

[pkaso1]

when your wasted these commentz are alot funnier then the video

[citysmurf]

yawn!

[mgd40]

so much build up to so much let down

[ScottiG06]

POOR AT BEST

[MarkSkizzoo]

your dumb

[streettraining]

shite!

[benjahmonz]

this guyz a BALLBAG!!

[porterjrob]

FAIL

[alien1975]

This is funny if you're American I suppose, but I'm not and this is absolutely shit and unfunny!

[tripondxm]

You know what? You know what is funny? When we kicked your ass, and you still whine about it.

[doldei]

this guy is ... AWESOME ... ahahahahah

[poopstreek]

The crowd is acting like they are used to this guy trying too hard.

[poopstreek]

Bombed it.

[FLEP09]

And that is why you should ALWAYS...ALWAYS write a speech! Regardless of how good of a speaker you THINK you are!

Check out the funny song we wrote and performed for my brothers wedding on our channel! Its called "Random Acts: Best Man Speech" Comment and rate!

[LIFEinSTRIFE]

That was quite possibly the worst speech ever, i hope the groom punched u in the face for making a mockery of his day...im sure he gave u more than 10mins notice that u were best man!

[MasLimonySal]

WHAT A TOOL the best man lol

[angelalandry]

I thought this was awesome! hahaha :)

[flaiw]

awesome cunt

[Kchester105]

this is shit

[heyscuba]

You should change the name of this video,... to

"Suck Ass best Mans speech"

it doesn't even seem funny to those who were there and know the guy doing it,...

inaudible babble is rarely funny,...

[Fallparty]

What a boring set of idiotic remarks by a collection of intellectually stunted juveniles.

[chrisncsurfer]

@Fallparty you must feel smart with those big words

[Fallparty]

@chrisncsurfer  Those words won't seem so big to you once you get into English class in junior high school.

[Balla902]

That was not fun in the least bit

[Mineav]

"Finally, enjoy your diarrhea, everyon--all the food was tainted with more Salmonella bacteria than you can shake a stick it. It'll be awesome."

[mladjoo24]

AWESOME

[jjutube07]

it wasn't that funny and it wasn't that bad. lighten people. have you guys seen the best man that tripped and sent the preacher and bride into the swimming pool??

[FireClan11]

YES I LOVED THAT ONE!!

[JaxxonBriggs]

This is an awesomely bad speech. What a tosser! The gallery is laughing at him, not with him.

[ajclarkier]

This is why high school seniors should not get married. High fives and sad goatees do not belong at a wedding.

[DigitalTransfer]

Oh why? THey're supposed to be such serious affairs? Lighten up. Ever seen a Storm Trooper wedding?

[smokeynyc]

This video sucks. WTF r u talking about.

[fdscjf321]

This is stupid i think everyone might agree!! And its not AWESOME!! If this would happen at my wedding i would never talk to him again! the speech is suppose to be about the groom and the bride etc not BEING AWESOME! AWESOME!! AWESOME!! lets try stupid stupid stupid!

[alexXxis08]

once okay...twice okay...BUT AFTER WTF????

[lukin4funk]

its 'awesome' how can someone get so lame

[nutjob1974]

hilarious???look up the meanong of the word cos i think ya got it mixed up with 'shite'.

[Fieldo69]

If he is the Best Man you must have some real sh*t mates.

[gabbi123]

that was bad, at least the couple enjoyed it

[machinaj]

i want 3 minutes of my life back

[Meuzi]

@machinaj 2:47 from me ;)

[kid66625]

that was not that funny

[ChavSlayer777]

awesome ^^

[Skipptigers]

suck a dick

[MultiHamz]

@Skipptigers really he should suck 2 dicks dude ahaha