Take Anything You Want - Spare Me My Life

[bond674]

if you move i i will kill you with this awkwardly short knife

[rainstainn]

What is the purpose of this?! XD

[RoseBleueDuRosierSec]

@rainstainn A morning show, you make exercise and learn a language... but it's pretty weird xD

[nik7ki]

The Dancers upbeat attitude was pretty ironic considering the situation these phrases would be used in ;)

[majerwolf]

every asian woman has three dancers in their heads that do this afore the mouth speaks....its a known fact

[EmoChild3o]

I am so going to rob a bank wearing a bandanna tied under the nose. They'll never guess who I am!

[RDilus]

you got to be kidding me is this some self protection for japanese girls no wonder they get raped in trains...

[Atheisuhm]

We should have used heavier explosives in 1955...

[tattleboad]

@Atheisuhm thats cruel. and it was 45

[MedicalRainbow]

HURRY UP AND SPARE ME MY LIFE.

[sanseg]

is this available in itunes?

[chillerific89]

YGOTAS! : D

[lemonsaresocoollike]

Is it just me, or does the guy who grabs her from behind look like Anderson from Sherlock? O.o

[74project]

ARMPIT CLOSEUP!!

[AMVhuntingSyndrom]

Dumdumdumdum I hate these vi-deos - I hate these vi-deos dumdumdumdum

I hate these vi-deos - I hate these vi-deos dumdumdumdum I hate these vi-deos - I hate these vi-deos dumdumdumdum.

[AMVhuntingSyndrom]

Thumbs up if you got here from CardgamesFTW

[BurtonNightmare07]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the inner machinations of Joey Wheeler's mind... ^_^

[MrStokesy1]

... Transcribe audio... is useless...

[thevintagerose]

They're so cheerful!

[pinkbabycat]

just teaching the basic English phrases needed for travel to another country XD

[CuteEvilBakura]

And that happens at Joeys mind xD

[thefuckingdeviI]

if i was robbing someone and they started dancing like that and chanting TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT and SPARE ME MY LIFE while doing aerobics i think i would just get the fuck out, this place is too strange

[xxX00OOITIOO00Xxx]

Take anything you want? Do you REALLY mean that girlie?

[xxX00OOITIOO00Xxx]

Love the way that eeeegit is fussing with the zipper of that bag..Take anything you wamt...but LEAVE ME THAT BAG!!!

Still grinning after 20 minutes..

[xxX00OOITIOO00Xxx]

Don't say a word!...."Yeeeeeeaaaaaarrrgggg­hhhhhhhhh!!!!"

[xxX00OOITIOO00Xxx]

@exitof99..LAMO..was that a bra? Looked like panties to me....

Lordy this was so bad I cringed for England. Is it OK for me to stop biting my pillow and come out from behind the sofa?

[Neuro39]

"Shut up! Don't say a word."

And then she proceeds to do the exact opposite of 'shut up' and 'don't say a word'

[RobertGary1]

This is just awesome. And when did George Castansia start robing people?

[bAtTyGrEaSe]

Take what you want... Spare me my rife

[inutitanic]

what is this...? ill never understand the japanese...DARN YOU JOEY WHEELER

[cryssibaby]

Damn you, Joey... I just had to find this...

[boyofdestiny001]

If they tried this in real life, they would get shot...

with the barrel sideways



[ferretsrcrunchy]

He tells her to shut up and not to say a word... so she screams lol.

[chrisz71]

@:23 the man obviously doesn't know how to operate a bandana. I guess there's not a lot of old-fashioned robberies over there?

[xDemonBecth]

I came here because of YGOTAS. Anyone..?

[ShiroiLuke]

Interesting, in Japan women are trained how to subdue the assaultant if it's local inhabitant, but if it's a foreighner instead, they are trained to plead for their lives?

[beta2l]

Matter of fact why the hell are they dancing?

How is that suppose to convey the words to you

is there something im missing? is marching in place some Japanese sign for im teaching u englsih words? ok im done the more i look at this video the more it makes less since (-_-)

[beta2l]

Why in the hell was the american cop asking the Japanese chick to calm down and speak slowly as if he could understand her had she done so?

[ferretsrcrunchy]

@beta2l Actually, he was Australian...

[beta2l]

@ferretsrcrunchy ......Thanks >_<

[photonman777]

Spermy my life?

[msdevinawhite]

How BAD do the Japanese think it is over here? Are they judging America based on South Park?? I mean, if that's how they wanna do it, then let's look at what we know.

1) They have giant fighting robots

2) They have teenagers with magical killer notebooks

3 They can fly and shoot lasers from their palms

So.....book my flight!! >:D

[Ryokenai]

Well, I was going to kill you, but now that you've begged for your life in broken English...

[Ryokenai]

Its so nice to see the robber carefully annunciate every word. You just don't get those kind of manners these days while being mugged.

[ChaoticRyan]

The Fuck Joey Wheeler!?

[Chandraamukhi]

i was robbed by two man in japanese : 3:31 - 3:47

[Nos677]

LOOOOL@the robber wearing the scarf over his nostrils

[drdejanm]

This is useful: Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag! Hang me your bag!

[marlinssoxguy11]

turn on captions for full random effect.

[JubJubtimusPrime]

I just love how clueless they look and how happily they say the phrases. Too funny. :'D

[mangakan56]

01:28 most unfitting music ever....

[MidnightVanMort]

I love how they use the most random phrases to teach English.

[carmel1956]

"I was a rubbed by doo men" !!

Ain't they cute !

[sparkles1410]

00:23 robber fail. 

[Chandraamukhi]

@sparkles1410

thats the traditional way japanese robbers wear their masks XD nah seriously

in almost every anime u see robbers wear masks like tht XD but i never thought this wuz real XD

[Roach66839]

"i was robbed by two men." going for the twofer....

[Dredayne]

Why are both of these men white?

[Nos677]

@Dredayne Them whites' can't be trusted...

[Pikachu4352]

24 People Shouted "Curse you Misleading Japanese Girls!"

[skyjonez]

24 people were robbed two men

[octogon123]

wtf?!?!

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

what the heck is this supposed to be anyway?

[Omegasub101]

@DarkMagicianGirl247 Its a language lesson/program, but its just the funniest thing xD

[AnarchyGunRage]

Joey Wheeler led me here.

[woofwoofyoyo]

We're here for your rarest card Joey Wheeler >:U

[Roach66839]

this is awesome....they are hot and fuckin crazy....with a bad case of diarrhea.

[Alyss91526]

I came here because of Joey Wheeler.

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

@Alyss91526 me too

[xAnarchyStockingx]

@Alyss91526 NYEH!!!

[southparkfirefly]

@Alyss91526

Me too lol

[88roblox88]

or 1:32



[88roblox88]

this video is as pointless as the knife at 1:34

[thepostfk]

the elevator music really captures the mood during this robbery

[RajinKinoma]

I'd be robbing people too if I looked like a damn nursemaid.

[NekoSuzaku]

Oh my god......I remember my mom watching something like this as an exercise thing when I was little ._.

[TotalFuckingParanoia]

I imagine a japanese girl being mugged, doing those moves to remember the words

[MisterWordman]

What...?

[Exitof99]

She is robbed by George Castansia wearing a bra on his head.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Exitof99 I love you....

[DavidIsTheWalrus]

I was rubbed by two men...

[blackreazor]

they want youtr virginity

[JesterAzazel]

Or, just stay away from New York when you come to America. :-P

[rockrightnow123]

is that second mugger ever going to realise that his bandanna the wrong way

[TheAnimeandyaoilover]

this is one way to learn

[SakuraFoopets]

"Don't say a word!"

"GAHHHHHH!"

Well, it's not a word.

[GinusSage]

No idea why they zoom into the girls armpit at 0:45 o-o

[Andyfishy2005]

@GinusSage i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks that's weird

[DJordydj]

I'D PAY AAAAAAAAANYTHING TO SEE HER DANCING WHILE TALKING TO THE POILICEMAN!!!!

[masterman321]

"I was rubbed by two men"... shouldn't have told them to take anything they wanted. SMH!

[GigawingsVideo]

Spare rib my life.

[TroubadourPariahTV]

I love the way the girl talks. It's so adorable.

[1goku569]

I was robbed by two men.

[TheCutejellybean]

XD its from yugioh abridged the deleted scenes montage (: NYEHHHHHH

[hi123231]

YES MASTER

[codplayerben]

@rovebeetle2 ditto

[czorio4]

Only in Japan.

[Tussengassed]

Thumbs up if Desertbus send you here!

[Oxyhawk]

What if he planned on taking her virginity? I hear thats popular in Japan.

[Jumex8098]

This S....

[SashaNein]

dass rassis

[Tiix3]

B| take..anything..you ...want

[Sandkastenrockerin01]

i actually find that very good. for people who dont speak any english and dont go to school anymore, this is actually a bit helpful ;D we have shows and articles like that here, too. they teach you useful or less useful sentences in english.

[larhonda41]

Is this some sort of video they play prepping asian women to get mugged in new york?

[ArmyofSeaturtles]

operation brain dump sucessful

[0LDCH4P]

What.

[KillerCheesepuffx]

I felt my brain die.

[tejjaw]

ok would say this is made for five year olds butwhen is a five year old gona get mugged

[NYRavage]

Jason Alexander?

[julianbautista87]

spare me my life... I'm Colombian and I thought my English teachers were terrible... Now I see that they were incredibly good compared to this shit. It's incredible, I thought that Japan, being a rich country, would have better material that this.

[danheboy]

@julianbautista87 though the show looks pretty 80ish and this look pretty basic... it's really OK for teaching purposes, but the execution is LAWL

[nkomp18]

I love the dramatic zoom on the shoulder at 00:47

[tomlover16XD]

@liah450 that's how I even got to this video. Lol XD

[SrFrancisBacon]

Don't move or I will kill you with ridiculous looking bandanna!

[comedeycentral]

@liah450 I love you....

[rfactormo]

Just imagine a japanese women beeing robbed and starting this dance...

[liah450]

Joey Wheeler...

[MakaTheSoulKid]

As she was being robbed, smooth elevator music deployed in the background.

[carleeeee]

They look so happy when they say they were robbed by two men...maybe they mean "rubbed"?

[MajinKitsue]

Take.....anything.....you.....­want.... ._.

[HeadbangerPars]

what the hell

[cheerteerlila123321]

once again, I dont get it, but it's funny  xD

[WhenPigsFly7711]

I WAS RUBBED BY TWO MEN.

And why was that guy's bandana tied around his nose?

[PrinzessinKirschkern]

Ai wassu robd bye tuuumen.

[bazzman7]

Why does this remind me of the dancing minigame in Warioware Smooth Moves?

[metalboy134]

what the hell was i watchin????:|

[Sbs6393]

Someone send this to RWJ

[Meowzi]

So, does this really work for the Japanese? Learning and exercising at the same time?

[dragonmasterlance123]

is it weird I have a boner right now?

[kittygal1809]

@dragonmasterlance123 yes it is weird u have a boner now XD

[kittygal1809]

lol english policeman XD

[theradical96]

watdahek?!

[elchistosoII]

YGOTAS RULES :D

[Ghostredz4]

I laughed so hard at this! And it's supposed to be a serious video too

[babymoondancer]

Japanese girl, American muggers, British cop...Where did this robbery take place?!

[oniichannobaka]

@babymoondancer Soviet Russia?

[nintendocan]

@oniichannobaka XD

[jinxedmodder]

@babymoondancer On a Monty python movie me thinks.

[valethina]

@babymoondancer HongKong

[jghcky]

@babymoondancer he's not British!

[WhiteTiger225]

@babymoondancer International Waters, DUH!

[HCKlilylou]

If we sang this, i think the guys would kill us before we could get to the "spare my life"!! part..

[Seinh13]

WTF

[Iamthe1SailorMars]

If anyone EVER tries to rob me, I WILL DO THE DANCE AND EVERYTHING.

[ghofspa1]

lol, the sentences are so random

[MrBerkovic]

Är det här på riktigt eller?

[6BloodyRoad9]

...what the...?

[Hikarachuchan]

was this a way to learn english while working out? XD

[Aaronmaggedon]

Japanese girls shouting "Spare me my life" and doing aerobics?

Strangely erotic.

[RaNd0mLyNaM3D]

@Aaronmaggedon not really, considering they're old, and fried -____________-

[ArcticMan94]

NYEH, CURSE YOU MISLEADING JAPANESE AEROBICS GIRLS!!!

[freakout16]

Japanese girls a pussies, i mean a american woman will kick those idiots asses.

[ghofspa1]

@freakout16 Of course they're pussies, they are girls. 8D

[shadowdroid776]

i'm so confused right now...

can someone explain this video?

please????

:)

[Wolfrunner326]

@shadowdroid776 I think it's about what to do if your mugged by people who speak English. O_o

[nobodylovezmex3]

George Costanza? o-o'

[LightningEidolen]

When i get muged, im sooooo doing the actions to this XD

[0002EcM]

So Jason Alexander puts underwear on his head and robs Asians?

[VeeShay1]

Why does they guy have the the scarf tied under his nose??? But the rest of this makes perfect sense... they're wearing bad 80's aerobics outfits and singing about being robbed while doing calisthenics and begging for their lives. Yep. I get it. Move over, Rosetta Stone.

[MadHatterMCR]

What is...?

[KanEnyo]

all i can say is wut

[kurenaikumodesu]

何が？ダウンタウンデトロイトにこの不運女性を送っている？

What? Is this woman taking a trip to Downtown Detroit?

[Adamrokks15]

Trendeh Sent Me Here!

[Roronoa2zoro]

"Spare me my life"

Shows just what Japan thinks of America right there :P

[kever905]

YOU GIRLS ARE BAD!

[ObsidianParis]

"I was LOLed by two men" ! Actually many more…

[ultima247]

all the songs are happy when a lady was mugged?

[Protopro91]

wait wait wait....is this real?

[insaneinthesfv]

First that bad case of diarrhea, now this? First trip to America = FAIL

[NicolettaBellaa]

please tell me they get paid heaaaps for this..

[OmegaDragon42]

Got to love the la-di-dah elevator music playing in the background while she's getting mugged, too.