Mommy Time

[xCarxMellax]

carol looks like Shane Dawson's mom!

[mds1978]

Probably one of the funniest videos on youtube ever.

[TheNarcMan]

Well, I aint sleepin tonight

[smash8979]

BETHANY. LANGUAGE. 

[superaliist]

weird but funny!!!!!

[Greenspanscrewedus]

@ jak201 - I'm curious - do you really enjoy having your ass eaten? It's an art form and few really know it. To perform analingus properly is tantamount to playing the violin well.

I'm a master at that task! ;)

[noturavgchick76]

this is INSANE! "not my problem!" ahhh!

[Jonnyjuke]

eeehh S'NOT MY PROBLEM! I died!!! lol

[junglejezzabel]

Carol, stop broadwaying around, this instant!!! hahahaa!!

[MmmGirl317]

brilliant.

[Kimmirisk]

So wrong and I love it!!!!! Messed up ladies are always funny!!!

[ses76]

YOU ARE A MESS! THIS IS A MESS!!! DON'T STOP :)

[ontheskies]

LOL !!! thats is messed up

[ontheskies]

LOL !!!

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

HAHAHAHHA!!!!

[MarcZERO1980]

This Is behond bizare.

[HeyJeremyC]

This deserves a million more views than it has. SO FUNNY!

[Germbot]

What is this I don't even

[ENEVERS]

I KNOW THE MOMMIES ARE FUNNY VERY FUNNY STOOPID FUNNY THEY WERE SO FUNNY I KNOW NEED THEM TO EAT MY AS OR AS I SAY  "LICK MY DUKE"

[ENEVERS]

that was so funny but i would let both the mommies lick my good duke

[paganmeghan]

NOT MY PROBLEM ! ! !

[thehavok2]

this is really funny

[hurleyGRANDE]

5ag on blogtv!

[bladerbane]

LMAO, after watching this numerous times throughout the last few months, I JUST understood the beginning: "she just got her boobies"  "mom, stop it!" "YOU stop it"

as in, mom, stop my boobies from growing, no, YOU stop it! LOL

[Recovermin]

ಥ_ಥ.... My mouth is laughing, but my brain is screaming.

[ENEVERS]

@Recovermin GGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

[oscarrs13]

HAHAHHAAHAH

[HaterAidful2]

HAHAHA

[idfkandrew]

hahahah! LOVE THIS.

[SpartanCareer]

I died.

[MMNoone]

I HAVE ROBERT GOULETSZS HOME NUMBER

[avshel]

Love it!! Frances & Angela aka frangela say yes!!!!

[Natealus]

This is funny.

[anklefuck]

D.I.A.F.

[h2o2m3n]

couldnt even get to the end of it.

[h2o2m3n]

wtf ? what s this?

[FuckJesusFuck]

Awesome ending and loved the "eat my ass" bit!

[ENEVERS]

@FuckJesusFuck I thought so too. Funny as hell. And you know you would let the mommies lick your duke "ass"

[SupernovaOverdose]

"I can't f-ck a guy if i've seen him cry, or if he's asian."

[alexarathoon]

No one said dating your rapist would be easy. This clip is F*cking amazing Luv it!

[typewritewrong]

BRILLIANT.

[lukewarmish]

Holy hell, that was hilarious.

[onethousandsteps]

anything with a Carol Channing imitation and a reference to Robert Goulet wins my heart. HYSTERICAL.

[mds1978]

brilliant

[Mistedflame]

Um...WOW!! yeah one of the funniest but strangest videos i've ever seen...really cool.

[neoboy42]

This is good. So good. Like, Brenda Dickson good.

I LOVE this.

[sizzlakalonji7]

for some reason there's something really disturbing about that Carol.

[Gregoryno6]

If I've ever found anything more profoundly weird on youtube than this, it has just been expunged from my memory.

[woolsworth32]

too funny. i love you two. when can i buy the box set?

[alvaror8890]

not MY problem

[cb93206]

LOL! I love this movie! Its very twisted.

[chatanwarrior]

ok (1) video awesomesauce, (2) that 2nd fricken doll scares the LIVING CRAP out of me i have no idea y! but its cold dead eyes remind me of chuckie :'( please tell me you set that thing on fire

[kavsfo]

I have Robert Goulet's home number !  LOL

[ChipsLover1969]

what the hell....

[stephn011]

ive memorized every line of this video.

i love you, jackie and julie.

[geekanerd]

"I want a pony!"

"Oh, I have a tony."

insanity.

[thewalkthrough]

Awesome, very funny.

[thewalkthrough]

It's weird. We're they real.

[drewbear33]

really its not my problem

just eat my ass

[Conspiracy2Riot]

I want more

[KweencessHoneyy886]

Nobody said dating a rapist would be easy lol

[bitcherybitcherton]

ill buy a luna bar and we can split it...

hahahaha.

[KMartin12786]

fucking Carol Channing!

OBSESSED

this is hysterical

[prepster845]

toss my salad

[ItsybitsyspiderMamma]

makes being a mother to real children bearable, must watch this every afternoon around 4 p.m.

[freakheavy]

i like the one w/the yellow mug, she has the voice of my favorite crack-whore. she needs bigger tits & a less brutally ugly face, but i want to fuck it.

[ahorribleafternoon]

!!!!!!!!!!

[ChickenPopsicle]

come on, that's a little mean.

... and that was a little gay. Nevermind

[dhert1981]

I bet your no oil painting yourself, people probably throw rocks at you when you leave the house.

[buddyboy75]

"eat my ass." I love it.

[jeffeljefe]

I've been watching this every day for a week.. it never stops being funny.

[dj99surf]

"Julie, I'm Wiccan."

[silvermoonrays]

It is really pathetic, I watch this at least 3 times a week.

I love it to pieces! Oh Carol, and the best part is, I HAVE THAT CAROL DOLL!

[massieblock123]

Not my problem.

[thecraftwhore]

i always know somethings really hilarious

when i am overwhelmed with jealousy

and get the urge to bitch slap. i'm incredible hulk green right now.

[glntking]

funny shit!!!!!!!!!

[fossegirl5678]

ummm was the one with the headband on a commercial? Because I JUST saw it on tv if so.

[seanyp67]

Not my problem, just eat my ass...

LMAO

[GonnaMakeAMemory]

I love this. It's so funny!

[GonnaMakeAMemory]

So funny!

[shorterac989]

new fav people?

[jingledell666]

God, I've sent this to I don't know how many people...one of the more psychotically funny things I've seen in forever.

"Isn't she precious?"

"No."

[ilikechickentacos]

Why doesn't this video have over a million hits? I lose my shit every time I watch it.

[asarkees]

Carol! Stop broadwaying around this instant!

[micpen01]

I've seen this like 7 times in the past year and it's funnier than the first time I saw it!

[kennyaltman]

"It'sh my shignature color" killzh me every time I watch thish video!

[jerseyboi316]

this. video. was. my. friends'. lives. for 8 months.

[candychurilla]

Just shut up and eat my ass!

[uppityhomo]

NO! YOU eat MY ass first, 'k?!

[semandoogon]

superb. this is art.

[Sallywee13]

this is such a great video

[adissen]

Absolutely amazing!!!!!

[TRASHCANbeauty]

omg! niccy! shes one of my best buds from theatre. :D ahah

[zaloo]

STOP IT!

[dj99surf]

omg-hillarious! 5 stars!

[LOVEAGENT7]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY

[SoCyurious]

"i cant fuck a guy if ive seen him cry, or if hes asian."

LMFAO!!!!

[YourMentalDisorder]

wonderful!

[frenchfrye2000]

am i on drugs?

[caitieb09]

AHAHAHAHAHA, great job.

You eat my ass!

[nadyaginsburg]

I love'd it! And being a childless thirty something I found it resonated very profoundly - that and the ass eating section. Bravo!

[ChiMatador]

I never get tired of watching this. Like, never. Keep this up and I may propose...

[MarioDiaz]

God that was good. Funny ladies.

I had to watch it again.

[JeffKellySophie]

Corn? I don't remember eating corn...? Ha ha!

[bigbuttrebecca]

hahahahaahahahah shut up and eat my ass

[actober2007]

AHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH

[oldskoolgeek]

This is one of the best things I've seen on the internet in a long, long time.

[dotdanger]

I really enjoy them. I kinda want to be their friends (it's scary). Is that scary? Oh, whatever. Just give me the carol channing doll and nobody gets hurt.

[usranam]

this is great.

[ianlovesani]

carol, stop broadwaying around this instant. amazing! five stars.

[blairshynola]

this is the funniest THING EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!! "YOU STOP IT!"

[Stokernyc]

WHO. ARE. THESE. WOMEN?!?!?!

Beyond brilliant!

[humiddaze]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! Why aren't you two huge stars??! You're hilarious!

[dotdanger]

Because the world is a stupid, stupid place (and it should eat my ass).

[rohdedendronbreath]

oh my god, this is freaking amazing. Ruthless funny

[go4theburn]

Anyhoosle...

Just GIT in there and EAT MY ASS

[spankypants22]

Carol, stop Broadwaying around this instant!

[james3d]

Brilliant and clever women. Funniest stuff on YouTube!

[synthesizer]

in one of vice "do's and dont's and friends" the guy from les savvy (tim harrington) says he knows the girl who overheard carol channing say the peanuts line. check it out.

[SuperLifePlayer]

omg!! my friend is the bethany!!! really funny

[raiseyourscores]

Very funny!

[sizzlefizzle]

these woman are amazingly funny. <3333

[specialk35]

Eat my ass! I don't care...just toss my salad.

[mindtank]

Nonononono..no no no no no no no yeah, fine, good.

[specialk35]

I freakin love this!!!

[delusiacandy]

this shit is sickFabuloux! love it!

[mindtank]

Jackie Clarke is fucking hilarious! She makes me feel all tingly inside.

[oregone]

I'm going to write my college thesis about this.

[rachelkramerbussel]

I think the ass licking bit was my favorite part - loved this!

[aramirez]

improv is so weird.

[RushNDisco]

I dont remember eating any corn!

[turbodork]

If Carol Channing were dead, she'd be rolling over in her grave right now. Rolling over with laughter.