The Taming of the Neds

[kieryano]

Mmmm interesting

[22centurypresents]

neds? ya sure yer no just a pure stereotype matE?

[Gazzadhino]

nThere no Ned ya dopey bunnit

[febuary13th]

R.I.P andy murfie born and raised in maryhill :'(

[JamboForrest]

@febuary13th

The boy at the end has died? :-0

[mcRioRemedy]

@JamboForrest r.i.p.

[hmfc1978]

mcdonalds work night oot ya mongos

[KanakistanFC]

love this fecking crazy city!!!

[MrRyanb92]

haha at the two emos joinin wen the line disperses haha

[jfjnpxmy]

Smarmy middle class cunts laughing at poor people. Woo.

[KiErAnSrOkA]

N.E.D - Non Educated Delinquent

[sumhinsilly]

MON THE NEDS....these people gee us summy the best laffs on utube....I also work my ass of for minimum wage and agree with all longniddrie says...but on a well earned day off, I think i actually joined in with that congo at wan point that day PMSL

[sumhinsilly]

MON THE NEDS...the unemployed asswipes gee us summy the best laffs on utube pmp

[Longniddrie]

It just goes to show how minimal input produces positive results. I dont believe in the myth of the ned. I work in a supermarket for minimum wage. I get less than three weeks holidays a year and I rarely get paid extra for public holidays. Who cares about the jobless? The real neds are being paid millions in bonuses for cutting expenses at every commanding corner. 

[doyougototowndriver]

that prick in the white trackies believes he has got talent!!I he has, talent at being a ned junkie out of work fanny!!

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW67]

Gay!! i hated it :@

[AnotherCuppaCoffee]

Nedegians seem friendly enough. We need more dancing in the street all over the world.

[beckybrannan]

hahaaa loved to have seen that in person :)!

[KJS72]

George square...

Ye Canna wak it! :)

[johnsharp01]

a spied spex

[ChuckNorr13579]

@DarkObliveon damn straight

[AxeManJax]

@DarkObliveon So's your spelling, mate! ;)

[weebabybitch]

@DarkObliveon excuse me that is so sterio typical?

[celticblack100]

get a life

[MegaTrainspotter]

a big line....and bow.....

[FlyingRat1]

I like his gleaming white tracksuit the best.

[THxGaMeRZz]

Never seen so many pairs of jeans lined up.

[DaleL777]

oh aye mate heavy neds ffs

[aki44]

what do these people live for?

[MrScotia]

So they can boot the shit out of you and make you wipe your arse with your mothers toung. Yer mithers a fanny

[churd243]

@aki44 a laf u, wat do u live for???????

[reuser7]

Weeee-weee-weee-weee all the way home...

[PunjabYT]

F.T.Q

[barrach7]

"bold" - aka: wanky!

[jaymcleod505]

there no neds, they're students. only students are so bold to do this in daylight.

[MegaTrainspotter]

why do neds always say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass? it's so true lol

[MegaTrainspotter]

the state

[therebelsc]

junkies

[mohameda43]

Glasgow is da best

fuck off haterz

[sowit1]

@mohameda43 no wit ya mean if yir naw fae there ya huvny got a clue about a fight

[hemspear]

there no even neds 8-|

[Gorefestified]

@hemspear - the two at the back are clearly neds lol

[hestonboi]

libdem2020 ur a filthy, gutter dwelling, heroine junkie, ginger cunt, english wannabe, little scottish prick. Hush.

[paisleyisgreat]

Aye alright that's why we have our own money and dun yeese in in the war

[hestonboi]

What? stop talking retard.

[rangers11000]

english wannabee we fucking hate you faggots

[sharrie1974]

No sane Scots person wishes to be ingurlish you fool.

[zombiekilla3000]

@rangers11000 fuckoff you prick

[libdem2020]

virgin?? u must be a very insecure person. now fuck off and get back to ur sad little life kid.

[Ollievarium]

Who the fuck wants to be English? Bannockburn ya sack stain.

[bikedemon99]

Just some young folk having a laugh what the fucks up with you's

[waldoistwisted]

kill them, kill them all

[Halo54345]

fuck you its people havin a laugh

[quadking345]

benny6555

shut the fuck up u play spores fuck sake u sad cunt dont worry ul never hav to see glasgow cuz yeh sit on yer computer aww day u fat fuck

[AlexAdrenaline]

lmfao not every1 who lives in glasgow are like that fs

[Andypotent]

Wasters.

[benny6555]

glasgow and people who live in glasgow are fuckin pathetic they should die and make the world a better place

[spotturo]

so u want me 2 die

[benny6555]

if ur from glasgow yes i do

[spotturo]

but im not a ned.

[benny6555]

ok then maybe u shoudnt die

[AlexAdrenaline]

point ?

[benny6555]

i never said everyone in glasgow are like that. i said they should all die

[AlexAdrenaline]

u said people in glasgow should die. im from glasgow and i dont plan on dying anytime soon so unlucky mate.

[benny6555]

u dont plan it that dont mean it wont happen

[beanzntoast]

Fukin bam DIE come to Glasgow if you think your hard enough

[benny6555]

fucking bam die? what are you like 12? besides glasgow is a shithole my friend went to glasgow once and he said it was a sesspool of scumbags and lowlives its full of poor people who steal stuff cuz they are so poor. glasgow stinks like shit and looks like shit. i dont want to see it. certainly not ever.

[MarkMck1994]

Shut yer Hole. Scotland Is Visited By the MOST Tourists Every Year More than USA and Most Of Europe becasue of its Scenry.. so you cant call it a shit hole ya tool

[benny6555]

i can watch. scotland is a shithole. and its the truth. i dont give a shit wether you like it or not. deal with it

[DMA3000]

Then you're friends wrong, Glasgow's a great place full of great people. I think what you're mate saw was Blackpool, maybe Burnley or maybe he went to London's East End not sure, but it's not the Glasgow i know.

[benny6555]

just by looking at this video people can see how bad glasgow is. you can deny whatever you want but this video proves that glasgow is in fact a shit hole

[AlexAdrenaline]

pish. if you've ever been to glasgow you'd clearly know that it isnt. not everyone in glasgow is like that. im from glasgow and im certainly not like that and no one i know is like that. it just so happens that the minority of glasgow [neds] are just worse than the neds in other parts of scotland. glasgows the biggest city in scotland and not only are there a lot of neds but theres a lot of good, decent people aswell. and theres just as much a chance of me dying and there is of u dying

[benny6555]

dont type so much in one post youll hurt yourself if u thinktoo hard. i dont care what you think of glasgow and i dont care if you dont like what i think of it. i think its a shit hole touch luck if you dont like it deal with it

[DMA3000]

You've never been to Glasgow, I live in the city centre and there's no city in the world that compares, I've travelled all over the world with my job but Glasgow is the only city I feel truly happy in. You're probably English and read the daily mail and like my Gran used to say "If you've got nothing nice to say then say nothing."

[benny6555]

im not saying anything dip shit im typing it. wow ur a retard. secondly ur job is the local tea boy at the super market. you hardly have a job you probably get paid 7 pound an hour just to be your bosses bitch. how sad. i pity you i really do

[DMA3000]

So you don't just enjoy anal sexually but also in normal conversation. I bet your ten, it probably took you and your bum chums to come up with that one. "Secondly" I'm not a retard and I'm willing to state that I make money money than you do and have a better life (in Glasgow) and I happen to know how to punctuate a post properly unlike you. And don't pity me, pity yourself and those who have to deal with you, you're a narrow minded, snot nosed cunt and don't deserve to be in articulate society.

[benny6555]

you make money money? pmsl u need to check ur grammer. secondly the fact you talked about gay sex proves to me ur nothing but a homosexual who likes to try and bring others into homosexuality. since ur homosexual that makes you a freak and u dont have a better life. u sit on youtube all day playing world of warcraft and everyone you know and dont know pities you. your life sucks so bad even god pities you how sad hahaha

[DMA3000]

Yes I make lots of money, my grammar is near perfect due to my university honours degree in English Literature. And whilst I did say you indulged in anal sex you're obviously too stupid to know the second meaning of anal. And whilst I'm not a homosexual there's nothing wrong with two men having sex. Further more "you can't sit on youtube", I don't play world of warcraft I work and I'm sure I have many more friends than you and seeing as I'm an atheist I don't believe God would pity anyone.

[benny6555]

im glad to hear thats what you dream of but your real life is no where near like that. face it ur a lowlife loser that no one likes. stop trying to be someone else. its sad watching you make up all these excuses just to try and make urself look cool. how sad

[DMA3000]

Or maybe that's what you dream of. Maybe that's why you are coming onto Youtube, to vent your anger at the world because you're life is so dismally bad that you have to type things over a website to feel like a big man. You don't like people like me having great lives coming from a place like Glasgow because you view it as bad because people with lives like mine coming from Glasgow just reminds you that even people in a place you hate have better lives than you. It's me who pities you in the end

[benny6555]

yea clearly i dream of you having a good job and friends. what are you like 4? and you say i pretend to be a big man and yet here you are pretending to be someone people could actually care about. you pretend that you are something other then a virgin with no life no friends and no job. to be honest. constantly watching u type about ur so called "job" and watching you make up all these lies is actually quite sad. i think ill do you a favor and ignore you. youve proven ur patheticness already :)

[DMA3000]

I don't care, my life is great and your life isn't, you can repress the world but eventually it's all going to hit you at once, the slow realisation that your just a nobody with nothing better to do than try and make others feel worse than yourself. You're just a sad excuse of a a socially unaware person and I bet your a virgin, because only someone who's insecure about their own sexual prowess would bring that up. Now stop replying and try to make me most of your dismal life.

[AlexAdrenaline]

"benny" shut it ya big gender bender. no one wants you. and you have a cheek to talk telling me not to write so much - look how much you've typed in ur past few comments. & u really dont have a valid opinion of glasgow if you've never actually even been there before to see it yourself. so fuck off you're just makin a tit of yourself

[benny6555]

everyone can see how pathetic you are and how bad glasgow is. if you dont like it tough

[AlexAdrenaline]

lol ur so funny. just cause u hate glasgow doesnt mean everyone else in the world hates it too, and anyone who does like it are wrong or "deserve to die". everyone i know from outside of glasgow comes here every weekend cause its fuckin brilliant. so what if it has neds. its got hundreds of good things about it and every city in britain has neds. its only the poofs that dont know how to deal with them & let them ruin things, like you.

[wakeleyscaff]

edinburgh is a much nicer place

[AlexAdrenaline]

debatable. its just the same as the posh areas of glasgow

[wakeleyscaff]

i was meaning to look at! am a scaffolder and done jobs all over the uk and edinburgh is the nicest place av ever been except cape town south africa that place is unbelievable

[Electroguy1996]

@AlexAdrenaline Posh areas? Of Glasgow?

[libdem2020]

benny mate u seriously need to get a life u english cunt! If you have time to get into youtube arguments with people maybe u should do something more productive. ur pathetic

[benny6555]

and look at you replying to a comment i made months ago, laaaame, grow up and get laid you little faggot nerdy virgin look at you, pathetic hahaha

[endlessnameless16]

@libdem2020 Wtf, Youtube arguments are excellent, and btw you seem to be in one, either rethink your theory on what that means, or apply that to yourself, and English cunt? Were all British genius.

[munkiman23]

@endlessnameless16 I dnt believe in being british, but if u wanna thats cool! Im scottish and my children, grand children and their children will be too. We will not be disappear! Beign british is a way for teh english to dilute another nation identity!

[endlessnameless16]

@munkiman23 Ok, that was awhile ago, can now say, "we are all Europeans." better? ;)

[KaiserSauzee]

Here mate, look at me and my tracksuit. Thank the lord for Edinburgh.

[09876543217028]

welcome to glasgow.

[Plek40]

only read NED's when they stab ye

[incensedchaos]

Do you think neds know they are neds?

[dazza5266]

the ned language ( nedese )

ned: a male ned

nedette: a female ned

nedling: a child ned normally born through the arse hole

gettin mad way it: to get drunk and make a fool of your self

junkie bas : an offenseive word used towards addicts despite the hypocrisy of most of them thinking smoking and drinking is cool

hun : an idiot loyal to rtangers and the queen . hates the pope.

tim : an idiot loyal to celtic and the pope . hates the queen

hypocrite : a word neds do not understand

[clarky233]

lmao a cant stop laughing at the hypocrite: aword neds dont understand !

but since ye writn aw that oot just proves yer a total virgin ;)

[dazza5266]

a cunt : you

[boabmctavish1]

@dazza5266 idiot :|

[1unitedireland]

@dazza5266, "Tim :an idiot loyal to Celtic and the pope. hates the queen"

What absolute rubbish. Not all Celtic fans are catholic and not all hate the queen. What makes every Celtic fan an idiot? I think the idiots are the anti Irish racists in Scotland who legislate for the sectarianism.

Dazza5266: An idiot who appears to think he is superior to others and does not know when to use a capital letter.

[fistfulofknowledge]

@1unitedireland Where did I say anywhere that all celtic fans were idiots? I invite you to quote it. Also seeing as I'm of Irish descent I doubt I'd be anti-Irish. And if we're doing definitions well, 1unitedireland: A guy who criticises people for not using capital letters yet misses out the capital I in Ireland and represents the darker side of Irish unification. It's people like you who damage the cause more than Loyalists ever could.

[JohnnyBhoy2K8]

yyyyyyyyyyaaaaassssss mon the neds lol

[dazza5266]

wonder how many neds actually know what ned means

[AiimeeKaneXx]

Haha lol x

[doyougototowndriver]

what a load of pish

[Smorg85]

Erm judging by your appearance 1;30 onwards, your dress sense and especially your teeth I really would have assumed you to be a ned....

I'm glad you have a job though!

[2oLC07]

ma mum did the conga in the middle of the street wen she was mwi wance:L

[mackellar2007]

andy boy fae maryyhill haha state

[2oLC07]

ma maw dun tht wance wen she wiz mwi lol

[Se7enHxC]

WHAT?

[2oLC07]

its joost a laugh

[CyanideChris]

fUckIn MentO haWnDStaWnD

[ogfergie]

Tinks

[Jamieleemcgaugheyx]

no self respecting ned would do that. And to be honest nedss dont hang around town. The folk that hang around in the town ar the folk that dont have friends in their own area haha

[Synata]

"self respecting"

"ned"

que?

[gagoff]

"self respecting ned" - Isn't that an oxymoron?

[polar888ice]

pseudo neds

[bboyfloss]

That aint neds... Thats just a bunch of retards :L lol

[gingerwt]

im lost, whats the difference??

[tonybrasil88]

aw naw if they wir neds dae yae hink ye wid be standin recordin them oan yer fone withoot gittin rhinod across yir jaw =)) =))

[KiRsTy01234]

lol, its a laugh :D, good humour,

[sainteck]

fannys

[emperorgrant]

you see, this is where the police should deploy 50 caliber machine guns.

little bit of a noise, then silence, and people worthy of oxygen can get on with their lifes

[BarneyGumble8]

You're clearly just jealous cause you cannie do a handstand like that.

[podgiesyto]

there no neds lol thats just normal cunts in glasgow

[JoJoStewartCYT]

haha daft ginger

[SuperRainbowCat]

Glasgow Neds = An Embarrassment to Scotland.

[NotMarkk]

lol, they get so excited about a simple thing

[celticmaytee]

ayee n witt sooo fucckkk leastt wee nooo hoow tae hiivv fuunn haaaa

[NotMarkk]

good to hear

[cuthy08]

fuckin ned crew runnin the show 2k8 ya bas

i hate neds

[poppymoone]

WHO CARES how they dress or what they are.. they were having a bloody laugh for a change !!!!!

[theDUTCHarePRODS]

off to see the smack dealer ..the wonderfull smack dealer of possil

[seancee1993]

Neds ma arse they're aww poofs

[JordanExe]

Off topic, but people from Glasgow type awesome, it's great how they can put their accent in writing.

[Jaffinar]

It's probably more because they can not spell properly, because lets face it, Neds aren't usually the sharpest tool in the box.

I presonally think it's quite sad how some of them spell in these comments. Yes, I speak with a Scottish accent but I don't feel the need not to write proper English!

Go back to school Neds and get a proper job instead of sitting in corners drinking buckie claiming benefits from my hard earned wages!

[boomdazzler]

England with a paki and England with a immigrant is better then Scotland with a dumb jock.

[Lotiolenti]

I fucking hate neds. Brainless wee shites.

[boomdazzler]

Comprende. thats not English or Scottish you dumb arsed porridge wog.

[sinisterviper]

i think i would be as bitter and twisted like you if my country was over run with immigrants shagging your sister and raping your mother. i suppose you'll be getting pumped next off the big black guy next door

[boomdazzler]

What kind of language is it that you stupid jocks speak. Cos it aint no English you drugged up fucked up country

[davemcq]

Fuck off, England = Pakistan.

We want independance from you cunts, we dont like you, Comprende???

[bouncer90]

hardly full a smack heads.. the small minority of ppl from glasgow are drug addicts and unfortunatly its this minority tht give the whole city a bad name.

so boomdazzler im neither a smackhead, nor inbred and do not have downs syndrome but it gives me great pleasure to extend to you a heartfelt message from glasgow.. GET IT ROUND YE YA FAT POOF!

[boomdazzler]

Glasgow shouled be nuked. Its full of smackheads. 95% of the population are inbred and have a deffiency like downs syndrome

[Niai87]

Eh wtf how is glasgow full of smackheads, just cause we have a few addicts does not mean the whole city or as you said 95% of the population are smackheads and as for inbred thats just bullshit and I personally take offence to that

[whitemanGOD]

i take it you've never been out your own squat!

[davemcq]

to be honest with you, i live in glasgow n i fuckin hate it, neds are everywhere n do my FUCKING HEAD IN.

Dont know where you're from, but its probably got its own problems too..

[xreyhanx]

Lol...prove it.

[t0m4s2]

i'd say england should be nuked, to decrease worlds terrorism factor by 100% (cuz of your beloved paci)

go and prey for your puppet queen, wanker

[phonicsfan1]

its good to watch a video in glasgow with a sense of humour rather than a drunkin ned fight

[bossomar2008]

check out christopher louden fae shotts. he's a ned and cums in tae ma shop lookin for bucky. lol very funny

[Travtuck1]

Big andy boy fae maryhull hahaha

[JonaYpF]

haha they wur getted wen they went roon the corner cos ther wisny anywer else tae go lol brilliant (Y)

[BaddassInBlack]

what a bunch of fucking morons, im so glad i don`t live there any more

[badboi1888]

the reason u dont live in glasgow anymore m8 is because u aint a trua glaswegian u run away from the troubles ur a shitbag to stay in your own city then make comments about people that stay here your a wanker m8

[kevinbigman1]

shit like that i called having a sense of humor or a laugh and not being a wee fanny. why slag of the place ur from. wots the point in that. if ur not willing to do stuff like that then ur not scottish mate

[skizzo192]

are there any niggers in glasgow?

[KingAntz1314]

lol some

[skizzo192]

do the scotts like the negros......or are they like the rest of the world and just tolerate them....but truley want to put them in the zoo

[Hammie0141]

aye hunners, most of them unemployed

[awriteyson]

so the r neds cause they r enjoyin thurselfs n cause they have a glaswegian accent??

[natalierfc1806]

ah neds someone who knows how ta huv fun :D

[555skooterboy]

its the name for a pain in the arse wee cunt, normally wae nae job, who is just generally........ a wee cunt